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00:02:45  <kohai>@jppommet There is a lot of application development framework based on node.js such as meteor recently, I would like to see one based on vertx.io :)
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00:09:33  <DTrejo>npm stats meteor
00:09:33  <npmbro>DTrejo: Sorry, I can't work that one out
00:09:43  <DTrejo>npm stats meteor-js
00:09:44  <npmbro>DTrejo: Sorry, I can't work that one out
00:10:11  <AvianFlu>DTrejo, it's not an npm module
00:10:18  <AvianFlu>it's trying to push its own package manager
00:10:20  <DTrejo>yeah, i saw
00:10:22  <DTrejo>funny ppl
00:10:28  <jesusabdullah>oh and it's a terrible package manager too
00:10:48  <AvianFlu>everything about that project is terrible, except for node, and probably an obligatory 10-40% of their code
00:11:02  <AvianFlu>and I'm sure the people aren't terrible
00:11:09  <AvianFlu>well, no I'm not
00:11:12  <DTrejo>yeah, im sure they're smart
00:11:20  <DTrejo>it's just YC has turned them to do something silly
00:11:26  <DTrejo>imo
00:11:27  <AvianFlu>sounds standard
00:11:31  <jesusabdullah>orite, yc
00:11:40  <AvianFlu>MONETIZE, BRAH
00:11:41  <jesusabdullah>that explains most flashy yet mediocre startup ideas imo
00:12:06  <unsafe>I think the web startup world is stagnating because of browsers
00:12:48  <unsafe>we need another technology jump like ajax, imo
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00:27:38  <jesusabdullah>no, not browsers
00:27:45  <jesusabdullah>it's culture
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00:29:48  <vdesj>nodejitsu not work WEBSOCKET, why????
00:30:47  <unsafe>this is what I think is going on, but I could be wrong: I think having software delivered from a single remote service is why the web is great and totally holding us back
00:30:52  <vdesj>joyent works WEBSOCKET !!!!!!!!!!!!!! why nodejtsu not??????????????????????
00:31:06  <kohai>@nodejsTweets olivierlacan: Everyone can now try the first level of Real-time Web with Node.js our new @codeschool course for free. http://t.co/uWX95Pi5
00:31:07  <vdesj>joyent works WEBSOCKET !!!!!!!!!!!!!! why nodejitsu not??????????????????????
00:31:13  <unsafe>woah buddy
00:31:18  <unsafe>I'm pontificating, here
00:31:20  <unsafe>plz
00:31:30  <unsafe>ok, why the web is great and also holding it back
00:31:40  <jesusabdullah>vdesj: wat
00:31:40  <unsafe>because on-demand is superb, but it takes away control over the software
00:31:47  <jesusabdullah>vdesj: We support websockets.
00:31:52  <jesusabdullah>vdesj: Stop yelling.
00:31:54  <Nexxy>vdesj, bring it down a notch
00:31:58  <Nexxy>home slice
00:32:16  <Nexxy>this ain't no disco
00:32:30  <jesusabdullah>^
00:32:30  <coderarity>like a minecraft notch
00:32:37  <vdesj> without pooling ajax????
00:32:42  <jesusabdullah>yes
00:32:51  <jesusabdullah>socket.io w/ websockets works
00:32:58  <vdesj> protocol websocket suport?????
00:32:59  <unsafe>it's basically how the web is "kind of like an os" but not really -- because it has a limited architecture for making client software work together
00:33:01  <Nexxy>my ajax is just a puddle
00:33:11  <jesusabdullah>yes, websocket protocol support
00:33:15  <coderarity>vdesj, what's the problem anyways? got an error?
00:33:28  <jesusabdullah>vdesj: http://wsping.jit.su/
00:33:37  <jesusabdullah>vdesj: It says [websocket] for me
00:33:48  <vdesj>conection is fine only 30 seconds
00:34:14  <jesusabdullah>vdesj: If it doesn't say [websocket] for you, something is likely the matter with your network. You may be connecting through a proxy that itself doesn't support websockets.
00:34:41  <Nexxy>I'm calling from Internet Service Provider would you be interested in providing a service our internet service providings is six times quicker?
00:34:43  <vdesj>thanks
00:35:02  <vdesj>@jesusabdullah thanks
00:35:06  <jesusabdullah>you're welcome
00:35:51  <Nexxy>would you be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?
00:36:05  <jesusabdullah>NO I WOULD NOT
00:36:06  <jesusabdullah>WHO IS THIS
00:36:15  <unsafe>you have new providings?
00:36:29  <jesusabdullah>JUST WHAT ARE YOU PROVIDING HERE
00:36:36  <Nexxy>internet service providings
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00:36:58  <coderarity>sharing 30 Mbps with 3 other gamers is gonna suck!
00:37:10  <Nexxy>simmer down now
00:37:18  <Nexxy>with a quality QoS engine
00:37:20  <Nexxy>you'll be fine
00:37:44  <Nexxy>just get some pfsense or
00:37:46  <Nexxy>whatever
00:38:02  <coderarity>lol
00:38:04  <jesusabdullah>coderarity: Be like AvianFlu, set skype to priority so you can make business calls while your friends are gaming
00:38:06  <Nexxy>YOU CAN RATE LIMIT ON DDWRT
00:38:36  <Nexxy>gamers
00:38:52  <AvianFlu>yeah coderarity, I set all kinds of QoS to compensate for the 15-20 clients on the network in this house usually
00:39:02  <AvianFlu>only way anything still works for me
00:39:21  <coderarity>AvianFlu, my friends will be sky ping with each other at the same time O_o
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00:39:30  <coderarity>skyping*
00:39:36  <AvianFlu>and if somebody's torrents are slow and they complain, I just use big words till they walk away
00:39:41  <AvianFlu>works wonders in a madhouse like this
00:39:41  <Nexxy>AvianFlu, what do you use for shapings?
00:39:56  <AvianFlu>Nexxy, just the default router stuff
00:40:00  <Nexxy>ohh
00:40:03  <AvianFlu>it's not that great but it works enough that I still get internets
00:40:07  <jesusabdullah>There are just the three of us here, we just accept that everything kinda sucks
00:40:38  <Nexxy>lol
00:41:06  <Nexxy>AvianFlu, I just raelized the other day that I never got to take you to casa
00:41:11  <jesusabdullah>I make comcast jokes a few times a week
00:41:15  <AvianFlu>yeah, lol
00:41:22  <Nexxy>I did take someone
00:41:24  <AvianFlu>fate seems to keep me out of places like that
00:41:30  <AvianFlu>it's becoming a running joke
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00:41:58  <Nexxy>you would have loved the menu!
00:41:59  <coderarity>has anyone used sudden link before?
00:42:12  <AvianFlu>Nexxy, spicy, I'm sure
00:42:21  <Nexxy>and all vegan!
00:42:25  <jesusabdullah>unaware, coderarity
00:42:36  <jesusabdullah>vegan french fries?
00:42:39  <jesusabdullah>Is that a thing?
00:42:43  <Nexxy>yes
00:42:46  <jesusabdullah>word
00:42:48  <Nexxy>no animal products in the fry oil
00:42:51  <AvianFlu>necessarily
00:43:11  <jesusabdullah>well like both of mikeal's bars were like, "lol no we sell fruity hipster food!"
00:43:13  <AvianFlu>there are, naturally, a great many things one can fry potato strips in
00:43:14  <Nexxy>but I had the most amazing tacos there last friday
00:43:31  <AvianFlu>jesusabdullah, be nice, public chat rooms are mixed company :D
00:43:53  <Nexxy>LOLOL YOU SAY "FRUITY" LIKE THERE IS ANY OTHER KIND OF HIPSTER
00:44:02  <kohai>@JaneyLWang I'll be presenting at Ladies Who Code hack night tonight. And #Nodejitsu folks are here! How awesome is that? #SmartOS #nodejs #instafun #fb
00:44:16  <jesusabdullah>haha
00:44:18  <jesusabdullah>I, erm
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00:44:32  <jesusabdullah>just meant it like "silly", like those Fruit of the Loom dudes in the commercials
00:44:45  <jesusabdullah>even though I'm sure my parents weren't so benign
00:44:49  <jesusabdullah>but you learn things when you're four
00:44:56  <AvianFlu>jesusabdullah, ever heard that expression
00:45:08  <AvianFlu>about not continuing to dig from the bottom of a hole you don't want to be in?
00:45:17  <jesusabdullah>Yeah well
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00:45:25  <jesusabdullah>I can dig ditches
00:45:34  <jesusabdullah>it's one of my many modes
00:46:26  <AvianFlu>ditch diggin', github issue closin', bug annihilatin', ninja pwnin'
00:46:29  <AvianFlu>jesusabdullah has many modes
00:46:34  <Nexxy>I know another one
00:46:42  <AvianFlu>IIIIIIIII bet you do.
00:47:48  <Nexxy>rofl
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00:49:26  <dominictarr>the sort of hole you specifically need to watch out for is the rut.
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00:49:41  <dominictarr>because it looks like it's going someplace
00:50:12  <dominictarr>but you never know, until you walk down the rut, and find out it went no where
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00:50:31  <Nexxy>ok confucius
00:50:49  <dominictarr>Nexxy, srlsy
00:51:09  <Nexxy>iawts
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00:52:18  <dominictarr>it's probably so easy to climb the walls of the rut that you'd be surprised you didn't realize you where in one
00:52:56  <dominictarr>oh, now I have parsed you arconym.
00:53:06  <Nexxy>everything is easy when you're speaking in vacuity ;P
00:53:45  <dominictarr>for sure, but having done that, I can tell other people to.
00:53:50  <dominictarr>it doesn't matter.
00:53:55  <dominictarr>they never listen.
00:54:07  <Nexxy>I'm sorry, were you saying something?
00:54:17  <blakmatrix>is it really so easy when there isn't much to compare it to ?
00:54:36  <blakmatrix>isn't it just rather... normal
00:54:42  <blakmatrix>naormally vacuous
00:54:55  <dominictarr>it is SO _normal_
00:54:57  <dominictarr>.
00:55:14  <Nexxy>NAORMLY VACOOS
00:55:16  <Nexxy>gooby plz
00:56:12  <blakmatrix>op plz
00:56:25  <AvianFlu>HAX
00:56:38  <AvianFlu>!stfu blakmatrix 5
00:56:38  <kohai>Gross Adjusted Noobosity of blakmatrix has exceeded specified telemetry parameters. Irrevocable 5 second mute has been initiated.
00:56:43  <kohai>Noobosity telemetry data now below thresholds. Removing mute for blakmatrix.
00:56:56  <AvianFlu>that's kinda funny
00:57:01  <AvianFlu>5 seconds of lag, then it expired
00:57:13  <Nexxy>!stfu Nexxy
00:57:26  <Nexxy>!stfu Nexxy ∞
00:57:58  <AvianFlu>gotta love IRC bots with RBAC
00:58:08  <jesusabdullah>rbac?
00:58:18  <jesusabdullah>ah
00:58:20  <jesusabdullah>tru dat
01:03:18  <kohai>@pghdotnet Aaron Cois presented at TechFest on node.js. He's offering a discount on his recently released node.js course: http://t.co/xVhp0eLA
01:04:11  <unsafe>dev tip for everybody here: listen to the tron2 remixes ("reconfigured") while you work
01:04:32  <unsafe>guaranteed productivity boost
01:06:10  <unsafe>then one day....i got in. BUH-BAAAAAH. BUH-BAH-BAAAAAAH
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01:14:26  <kohai>@npmupdates Updated: monq to v0.0.2. MongoDB-backed job queue for Node.js http://t.co/xIVrTr9H
01:15:05  <jesusabdullah>alright homies, I'm getting dinner
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01:39:32  <kohai>@capttwinky OH @ work: somehow I have a node.js emulator in ruby on rails - I don't know why but I do. #buzzwordbingo #whensmartpeopledodumbthings
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01:45:02  <kohai>@johnazariah Crowd-sourcing ideas for a Node.JS app - something better than "hello world"...please let fly with your ideas :)
01:46:23  <kohai>@jonkarna http://t.co/yGyvPufV Step one, you put your ... I mean, you get "Hello World" to display on the screen. #nodejs
01:46:47  <kohai>@folksier Karon Ringland liked Open Source Chat Rooms Web Application with Node.js | Web Resources | WebAppers: The user… http://t.co/iguJr9g5
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01:52:43  <kohai>@WorksWell When u get a npm err like "EEXIST, redir ....mongoose" with deploying your apps to @nodejitsu, try to upgrade mongoose 2.7, it'll be fixed.
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01:56:00  <kohai>@csanz ^5 "Blog Rolling with MongoDB, Node.js and Coffeescript" - @webjoe http://t.co/gg3twAsd via @gklst
01:58:05  <kohai>@tomgersic Blog Rolling with MongoDB, Node.js and Coffeescript | James Carr http://t.co/qUXNFcKw
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02:03:36  <kohai>@nodejs_links ✔ Long stack traces for node.js inspired by https://t.co/YBk8FXaC - https://t.co/fSTDt1HH
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02:14:36  <kohai>@csanz ^5 "I built a node.js module for managing express sessions in Azure ..." - @paulofallon http://t.co/3qESbVMv via @gklst
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02:22:37  <DTrejo>wow kohai so talkative
02:22:41  <DTrejo>!help
02:23:17  <coderarity>!help
02:23:35  <coderarity>i don't think that's it
02:23:39  <coderarity>how about
02:23:42  <coderarity>!3links
02:23:42  <threelinks>!help handbook
02:23:42  <threelinks>!help docs
02:23:42  <threelinks>!help cheatsheet
02:23:42  <kohai>The complete Nodejitsu handbook can be read at http://github.com/nodejitsu/handbook
02:23:43  <kohai>A set of community documentation for Node.js can be found at http://docs.nodejitsu.com
02:23:43  <kohai>Want to get going fast? Try the Nodejitsu Cheat Sheet: http://cheatsheet.nodejitsu.com
02:23:47  <coderarity>DTrejo, ^
02:24:05  <DTrejo>thanks :)
02:24:14  <DTrejo>!tweet @coderarity rocks!
02:24:31  <coderarity>rbac ;P
02:24:51  <AvianFlu>DTrejo probably has access
02:24:58  <DTrejo>hehe :)
02:25:22  <AvianFlu>yeah, it worked
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02:28:33  <Schnitz>hi guys
02:28:56  <coderarity>Schnitz, hey
02:29:07  <Schnitz>I have an app, I deploy it, it works. I delete the repo, I check it out again, jitsu tries to recreate the app instead of overdeploying and therefore says that the app already exists....
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02:29:19  <Schnitz>is there an easy way around this except deleting the app and dploying it again?
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02:38:00  <kohai>@matthewguitar89 @linkedlistnyc Its just that The Skint, Artcards and Brokelyn don't understand why spending your weekends at a node.js meetup is awesome
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02:50:11  <kohai>@andychilton Love it when someone reports a bug in #AwsSum. It means everyone else benefits afterwards and the library becomes more bullet proof! #nodejs
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03:01:46  <kohai>@wan_li @pm_asir Node.js is pretty young, I can't find 10+ JavaScript Ninja in one/two month.
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03:19:19  <kohai>@npmupdates Updated: shark to v0.2.0. A new develop framework for Node.js http://t.co/XnqjOw1p
03:19:32  <kohai>@nodenpm shark (0.2.0): http://t.co/dXI40q11 A new develop framework for Node.js
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03:24:33  <kohai>@deepcell Mongoose query return null: I can't seem to get a response from mongodb. I am using node.js and mongodb with th... http://t.co/M7duUyqo
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03:41:51  <kohai>@wikonec This is how you integrate node.js with appharbor http://t.co/38JaP0SF
03:43:29  <kohai>@hakimel @erickrdch If someone runs php in node.js I retired from the internets :P
03:43:43  <kohai>@npmupdates Updated: chokidar to v0.4.0. A neat wrapper around node.js fs.watch / fs.watchFile. http://t.co/9I0KRDnT
03:44:02  <kohai>@nodenpm chokidar (0.4.0): http://t.co/SWMEU0ce A neat wrapper around node.js fs.watch / fs.watchFile.
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03:48:29  <kohai>@cmeik @joshsusser @garybernhardt that's a node.js thing right?
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04:09:35  <kohai>@sleeptillseven Doing #nodejs, #expressjs and #jade on Sublime Text 2 editor. Feeling pretty cool.
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04:27:35  <adambreen>hi all… can anyone recommend a stable authentication middleware to use with Union?
04:27:55  <adambreen>I've been trying to get Passport to work, but it seems to be a bit problematic
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04:31:20  <jesusabdullah>How does passport break?
04:31:27  <jesusabdullah>We try to be compatible with connect
04:31:43  <jesusabdullah>like, it's not guaranteed but we make reasonable efforts to do so
04:32:32  <kohai>@mirzu @victorkane I'm disappointed that I won't be at the camp for your node.js & Drupal session. Would love to compare notes. Lunch? Node.js BOF?
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04:34:02  <adambreen>jesusabdullah: it may well be my n00bness around using middleware that's the issue
04:34:10  <adambreen>can I PM my code to yoU?
04:34:18  <jesusabdullah>http://gist.github.com
04:34:23  <jesusabdullah>you can pm me a gist or similar
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04:51:47  <kohai>@azu_re Node.js 0.8.4リリース 「Version 0.8.4 (Stable)」 http://t.co/MGuPpUXe
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05:20:35  <emcee21>Hi all - getting error: Error: connect ECONNREFUSED
05:20:35  <emcee21>error: at errnoException (net.js:781:11)
05:20:35  <emcee21>error: at Object.afterConnect [as oncomplete] (net.js:772:19)
05:20:42  <emcee21>when trying to jitsu deploy the helloworld app
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05:21:32  <tamsler>hello
05:21:54  <tamsler>I am getting the following error again: Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error
05:22:05  <tamsler>looks like it's the same thing like last night
05:22:22  <tamsler>this happens when I try to deploy may app
05:22:54  <coderarity>emcee21, can you gist the complete output of 'jitsu deploy'?
05:23:13  <jesusabdullah>tamsler: one sec
05:23:30  <tamsler>ok
05:23:34  <emcee21>https://gist.github.com/3180415
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05:25:01  <tamsler>https://gist.github.com/3180419
05:26:45  <jesusabdullah>tamsler: Okay that drone's fixed, try again
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05:27:48  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/flatiron/prompt/compare/191cb62363d7...e4d3488287bd
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05:28:52  <tamsler>Ok that worked now. Do you guys have any idea why this keep happening?
05:29:09  <jesusabdullah>It's actually not a common thing, idk why you've been so unlucky
05:29:42  <tamsler>OK I hope I have better luck tomorrow :)
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05:35:02  <coderarity>if the server pool is low it's more likely you'll get unlucky
05:35:11  <coderarity>just keep trying :P
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05:39:43  <broofa>Where do I find a list of supported database types for 'jitsu databases create <type>'?
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05:42:25  <jesusabdullah>`jitsu databases` should have a list
05:42:30  <jesusabdullah>but I can just tell you broofa
05:42:38  <jesusabdullah>couchdb, mongodb and redis
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05:43:55  <broofa>jesusabdullah thx. (no list in 'jitsu databases' - http://pastie.org/4334712)
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05:57:06  <kohai>@communicating An OpenSource Node.JS PaaS - host on nodester, aws & other providers as well as in your local data centre: http://t.co/vrBsRhrO
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06:27:38  <kohai>@_irregulars Hmm, real time javascript for mobile? Node.js or a readymade solution like http://t.co/o3L7MBBb Anyone have experience of this? #js #nodejs
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06:57:38  <kohai>@ischi Early #nodejs hacking, adding #mixins support to clients node project… how can someone ever live with "classical inheritance" anyway?
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07:13:11  <kohai>@QAJournal Etherpad Now Supports Latest Node.js And Brings API Set : http://t.co/sqsyNSaY
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07:26:22  <kohai>@nodejsTweets NodeJsCommunity: Etherpad Now Supports Latest Node.js And Brings API Set : http://t.co/WHHsoVBZ http://t.co/NwMeM18k
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07:36:35  <kohai>@mrmoneyc 好醜 .. - node.js module ranking http://t.co/Ofk2vrH2
07:40:01  <kohai>@nodenpm mysql-robin (2.0.2): http://t.co/mkH2Sf87 A node.js driver for mysql. It is written in JavaScript, does not require comp...
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07:52:11  <Nodejitsu-Github>[node-http-proxy] indexzero pushed 2 new commits to master: http://git.io/QdAGPw
07:52:11  <Nodejitsu-Github>[node-http-proxy/master] If supplied pass changeOrigin option through to HttpProxy instance if set in RoutingProxy - Wesley Mason
07:52:11  <Nodejitsu-Github>[node-http-proxy/master] Merge pull request #285 from 1stvamp/pass-change-origin-from-routing-proxy - Charlie Robbins
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07:53:48  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-http-proxy/compare/24b84068eac1...82da8535c5ed
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08:00:55  <kohai>@shauntrennery @gocountly any news on a node.js module for analytics on mobi sites?
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08:14:25  <kohai>@ProfNandaa Node.js in Context with Jason Hoffman of Joyent https://t.co/6USlCRVP
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08:23:43  <nlognbob>Anybody know if SSL certificates should work for a custom domain? The *.nodejitsu.com certificate is being presented to the browser instead of the one I tried to present.
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08:27:57  <jesusabdullah>nlognbob: They don't work ootb but it's something I can make happen
08:27:58  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: Hey
08:28:09  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: In like 6 minutes I'm gonna talk to you about some stuff
08:29:10  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: sure
08:29:25  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: also, aren't you talking about stuff already?
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08:30:54  <Nodejitsu-Github>[node-http-proxy] indexzero pushed 1 new commit to master: http://git.io/FOAv-w
08:30:54  <Nodejitsu-Github>[node-http-proxy/master] [fix test] Fix examples to use newest version of socket.io and helpers. Added tests for ensuring that examples require as expected with no errors. - indexzero
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08:34:19  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: it's 6 minutes already!
08:35:14  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: TALK TO ME
08:35:17  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: just one more minute to hack into the mainframe
08:36:18  <mmalecki>okay!
08:36:30  <kohai>@nodenpm node-setlocale (0.0.1): http://t.co/Kw4Ks3Tf setlocale(3) wrapper for node.js
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08:39:25  <nlognbob>jesusabdullah: it it just a flag to turn on? the app is nlognbob ,but the cert is not installed at the moment
08:40:38  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: OMG WHAT NOW
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08:42:54  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: seriously tho, I want to take a shower
08:43:31  <kohai>@SeekTom Titanium developer? Want to get started on Node.js & TiShadow? Check out this meetup next Tuesday http://t.co/5dQUe7zA
08:43:49  <kohai>@anna_whalley #nodejs Is pretty hard.Just remembering the coding we did on Saturday,that was just hardcore.
08:44:10  <mmalecki>okay, you're paying for my laptop if it gets wet
08:45:06  <kohai>@preist I am discovering Node.js and how it can help me create better prototypes. #design #js #html5
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08:47:23  <kohai>@preist Credits also to Google for creating the V8 JavaScript Engine to run both standalone and on Chrome. #nodejs
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08:48:31  <Nodejitsu-Github>[node-http-proxy/master] [fix] Suppress EADDRINUSE errors from `test/examples-test.js` since we are just looking for require-time errors. Isolate tests to ensure idempotency of ports - indexzero
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09:01:59  <kohai>@xiao_jue [github sync]xiaojue started watching felixge/node-mysql xiaojue started watching felixge/node-mysql A pure node.js ... http://t.co/7FMUjQ6W
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09:31:45  <kohai>@kinesisio Simple daemon for easy stats aggregation - http://t.co/1ha45t11 #nodejs
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09:35:21  <kohai>@grifotv #JOBS at London Node.js User Group http://t.co/JQKADFAD #LNUG
09:36:02  <kohai>@heipei Any way to do reverse http+websocket proxying (to the same port) and use HTTP auth at the proxy? #nodejs #websockets #socket.io #nginx
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09:45:56  <kohai>@MongoQuestion "mongodb in node.js connections today" #MongoDB - http://t.co/GL3bPXeq
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09:52:21  <kohai>@Lazer Tonight on the agenda we have dinner, power-up making funtimes, and node.js
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09:53:41  <kohai>@npmadditions Added: wc3js. A node.js module and CLI for using the wc3 validator. http://t.co/uIsmcmnW
09:54:00  <kohai>@nodenpm wc3js (0.1.1): http://t.co/7N0N5vGP A node.js module and CLI for using the wc3 validator.
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10:19:55  <kohai>@goranhalusa "Hands-on Node.js book" On this e-book we will analyze what makes Node a different proposal from all that ... #nodejs http://t.co/bCYX23ps
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10:25:02  <kohai>@nathanlaidlaw10 Are you a good fit for this job? JavaScript Node.JS Developer in Reading, United Kingdom http://t.co/82yisC0a #job
10:27:54  <kohai>@DaniStefanovic Scroll desktop’s Web pages remotely with our smartphone, using Node.js and WebSockets http://t.co/UXvzaVrJ
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10:30:30  <mmalecki>sup yawnt
10:31:11  <yawnt>yo mmalecki
10:31:25  <yawnt>got the first sketches for my project's logo
10:31:29  <yawnt>:)
10:31:32  <yawnt>you?
10:31:36  <mmalecki>yawnt: I had the best breakfast ever!
10:31:41  <mmalecki>pizza and beer!
10:31:48  <yawnt>i was about to ask
10:31:50  <yawnt>vodka and pizza
10:31:56  <yawnt>but yeah birra works too lol
10:32:06  <yawnt>sounds great!
10:32:08  <yawnt>gotta try it once
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10:41:51  <yawnt>http://www.vooza.com/
10:41:54  <yawnt>hahah they're great
10:41:57  <yawnt>look at the frontend ninja video
10:45:41  <Nexxy>No.
10:47:25  <kohai>@bdcravens log into Cloud9, error: "Assigning a wrong UID to this session" - wow how not to implement security/error messages #fail #epicfail #nodejs
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11:06:47  <kohai>@BornCor GObject Introspection (GNOME libraries) for Node.js http://t.co/3PobkjeG
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11:10:04  <kohai>@nodejsbcn node.js tip of the day: use .nodemonignore to prevent a nodemon restart when changing front-end JavaScript. https://t.co/4l2Jnndw
11:10:27  <yawnt>too bad for you Nexxy
11:12:01  <Nexxy>incorrect, dear yawnt
11:12:15  <yawnt>"what if you could leave user reviews on your family members"
11:12:23  <Nexxy>A RETWEET IS HOW YOU SHARE ME WITH THE WORLD
11:12:33  <yawnt>"what if your photo filters had an api"
11:13:04  <yawnt>"and what if that api had its own photo filter"
11:13:06  <yawnt>hahahah
11:14:22  <mmalecki>it was supposed to be a productive day
11:14:27  <mmalecki>then, suddenly, beer
11:14:54  <mmalecki>BUT it gave me an idea for a hack
11:14:56  <mmalecki>so good
11:16:00  <trygve_>I just read the "Time to migrate" email; is it so that Node.js version 0.8.x is now available on those running on Joyent or is'nt it available before the 1st of August? That's not very clear in the mail.
11:18:02  <mmalecki>trygve_: it's not available just yet. we'll deploy it before the migration
11:18:12  * mmaleckihad to read the email
11:18:36  <trygve_>cool. thnx :)
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11:37:30  <kohai>@nodenpm boiler (0.1.4): http://t.co/NxVa3ohb Bundle Node.js libraries for the browser
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12:02:15  <yawnt>what? free rasp pi for kids? dammit
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12:07:59  <kohai>@simonwidjaja #johannesboyne and me are mixing #NodeJS with #AdobeEdge with a shot of #AngularJS today. Seems like a pretty cool Summer Cocktail! Cheers!
12:09:21  <kohai>@_wli picking RoR or Node.js to use for our next API based project. any suggestion? @vincicat @siuying
12:09:35  <booyaa>heh
12:09:56  <booyaa>yawnt: where?
12:10:15  * booyaaneeds his other half to be his remote helping hands
12:10:32  <booyaa>setup wlan and knocked out my ssh sesh
12:10:42  <booyaa>i need her to reboot my pi and disco the ethernet
12:12:54  <yawnt>booyaa: LXJS
12:12:58  <yawnt>but it's only for kids 10-16 yo
12:13:04  <booyaa>yeah but that's who needs it the most
12:13:06  <yawnt>i don't think i can pretend i'm 16
12:13:10  <booyaa>yawnt: buy your own already foo!
12:13:10  <yawnt>:(
12:13:17  <yawnt>nah
12:13:19  <yawnt>but i will
12:13:20  <yawnt>someday
12:13:33  <yawnt>so i can own the world with my Rasperry cloud
12:13:49  <yawnt>i'll call it Skynet.pi
12:13:54  <booyaa>schweet
12:14:26  <booyaa>typical i get my "you can now order your pi" email from rs
12:14:38  <booyaa>two weeks later they lift the limit one per customer thing for both rs and farnell
12:14:44  <booyaa>i place the other order with farnel
12:14:49  <booyaa>guess which one is going to arrive earlier
12:15:49  <booyaa>bloody farnell (this week), rs think my order should be forfilled by sept!
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12:20:59  <kohai>@llun Node.js board meeting at Ricoh :) @ Ricoh @ Mapletree Biz City http://t.co/5mNKQ9jR
12:28:20  <kohai>@vibhor86 I earned the Completed Real-time Web with Node.js badge on Code School from http://t.co/w5CDSvrG http://t.co/RRo9qOpY via @codeschool
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12:29:52  <kohai>@npmadditions Added: collective. Data synchronization across multiple Node.js instances. http://t.co/CuL7nPyw
12:30:00  <kohai>@nodenpm collective (0.1.0): http://t.co/UiZthS7R Data synchronization across multiple Node.js instances.
12:34:27  <kohai>@pjimmy @tiang @DavidBurela @NickJosevski also can talk a bit about rails or node.js if anyone is interested
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12:40:00  <kohai>@AVirbicianskas My first Node.js module. A tool for syncing data across multiple Node.js instances: https://t.co/QFJ2LIeS
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13:05:29  <kohai>@nodenpm beep (0.0.0): http://t.co/UHzrLdmE A BEEP protocol implementation for node.js
13:05:38  <kohai>@npmadditions Added: beep. A BEEP protocol implementation for node.js http://t.co/XLbQl7qH
13:06:03  <kohai>@edjafarov Who in Kiev want to do #nodejs and #backbone fulltime? drop me a note.
13:06:20  <kohai>@NodeJSAtSO Problems communicating between Node.js and Python via stdio http://t.co/3J36cN9p
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13:33:13  <kohai>@ivanbernat A growing list of Backbone.js, Node.js resources http://t.co/Bx0u5Mo7
13:35:23  <kohai>@npmupdates Updated: rna-js to v0.1.21. A node.js module to crunch RNA data http://t.co/kk3Ond3a
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13:43:09  <kohai>@gotbadger Stuck in Async hell? Check out promises in nodejs with Q http://t.co/IPVUuXBn been using it for some time now and its great! #nodejs
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13:47:29  <lucas_T>Hello
13:47:57  <mmalecki>hi
13:48:15  <lucas_T>Is there someone here to try to help me about basic app deployement with haibu.
13:48:36  <lucas_T>I would for exemple delete an app et redeploy it.
13:48:45  * AvianusAsleepuschanged nick to AvianFlu
13:49:34  <mmalecki>lucas_T: there's a clean endpoint in haibu API
13:52:26  <yawnt>does anyone know of a rate limiter for flatiron / express ?
13:54:49  <lucas_T>In fact, I delete my /usr/lib/..haibu/local/app/ directory
13:55:02  <lucas_T>I use some coffee script to deploy my app
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13:56:33  <lucas_T>I want to redeploy it but it seems to be some problem of rights because i have an error who said I cant do 'cd .../haibu/local/myapp
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13:59:08  <mmalecki>lucas_T: you should use this API endpoint https://github.com/nodejitsu/haibu/blob/master/lib/haibu/drone/service.js#L179
13:59:16  <mmalecki>POST /drones/:id/clean
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14:02:40  <kohai>@nicolaiarocci Feature-flipping with node.js and MongoDB http://t.co/6tdOrLdB
14:03:28  <kohai>@techpines Pondering writing an in-depth blog on #nodejs for the layman...
14:09:54  <lucas_T>mmalecki : Ok, i work in this way. Thanks
14:10:41  <kohai>@AndrewGiffordHW @leejacobson_ Thanks for the follow Lee, hope the job hunt's going well! Might have some JavaScript / Node.js work coming up in Sept :)
14:11:00  <lucas_T>I have another wired issue with an app. It change his PID every seconds and use the totality of ressources i can allow to it.
14:11:27  <lucas_T>I see that when i try to launch haibu with a dedicated user and not as root
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14:17:58  <kohai>@WebHosting26 #WebHosting Web Host http://t.co/pnQT3QYn Launches Beta Support for Node.js on Windows Platform http://t.co/reAwvi2x #TeamFollowBack GGGooo
14:18:50  <cronopio>colombian people are running in circles and screaming about gtalk :\
14:19:00  <yawnt>lol
14:19:48  <yawnt>i was like
14:19:55  <yawnt>'gtalk, who the hell uses gtalk'
14:20:03  <cronopio>jajaja
14:20:44  <cronopio>when freenode (in recent years) has been down?
14:21:05  <yawnt>i have my own irc server
14:21:08  <yawnt>well my friends n i
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14:26:34  <mmalecki>lucas_T: I think that haibu needs root privileges, but I might be wrong
14:26:52  <kohai>@vnykmshr any thoughts on domain stealing or how to prevent domains getting taken away unlawfully? @lifehacker @nodejs @nodejitsu
14:27:08  <yawnt>http://©.com lol kimdotcom
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14:33:01  <ghfha>hey
14:34:10  <ghfha>what could be the reason for jitsu giving me a 404 even when my app has "status: started"
14:34:19  <coderarity>404 where?
14:34:35  <ghfha>the domain
14:34:44  <ghfha>that's right above the status
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14:34:59  <ghfha>ie the domain of the app
14:35:32  <ghfha>and sometimes it just randomly shows me a completly different page
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14:36:27  <mmalecki>ghfha: what's the domain?
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14:38:09  <mmalecki>caasiHuang: hey, what's up?
14:38:21  <mmalecki>caasiHuang: can you describe the problem in more details?
14:38:37  <caasiHuang>hello everyone. I am trying to deploy my first app, after I changed some settings about domains, I gave up and remove the app.
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14:38:46  <caasiHuang>Then I try to deploy it again.
14:38:54  <caasiHuang>Without any domains setting.
14:39:19  <caasiHuang>jitsu says ok, but web console says error.
14:40:04  <mmalecki>I'd rather trust jitsu
14:40:50  <caasiHuang>but if you link to the location directly, it says: no application found ):
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14:41:41  <kohai>@artdusunce Time to get your Node.js app online? Check this out: http://t.co/pSbp4GUB
14:42:27  <kohai>@machadogj @emedlr heroku nodejitsu nodester
14:44:48  <caasiHuang>jitsu apps view says active.running is false. Is there any hints to get more detailed error messages?
14:45:47  <kohai>@llun 3 topics in ดอง list… Devops meet up, Android design and BDD in Node.js =_=
14:46:07  <mmalecki>caasiHuang: what's your username and application name?
14:46:38  <caasiHuang>my username is "caasi", and my application name is "thRee"
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14:47:48  <ghfha>ok, I deleted the app and did a new deploy, now it's giving me "status: error"
14:48:35  <ghfha>is there a way to get a more verbose output than that?
14:48:44  <ghfha>the log is empty
14:48:54  <alduro>Hi, I just migrated my node app from no.de to nodejitsu and I'm getting an error when creating a mongo DB - Error: Nodejitsu Error (404): Item not found.
14:49:09  <caasiHuang>ghfha: looks like we have same problem D:
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14:51:09  <mmalecki>caasiHuang: interesting indeed, I can reproduce. looking into it.
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14:51:24  <cronopio>alduro: mmmm... sounds like a outdated jitsu
14:51:37  <cronopio>alduro: whats your jitsu version (jitsu -v) ?
14:52:14  <alduro>cronopio: 0.8.8
14:52:34  <cronopio>alduro: yeah that is
14:52:40  <cronopio>alduro: you need to update jitsu
14:52:52  <cronopio>alduro: sudo npm install jitsu -g
14:53:03  <caasiHuang>mmalecki: thank you, waiting for the good news.
14:53:34  <alduro>cronopio: ok installing 0.9.5 version now
14:54:02  <mmalecki>caasiHuang: can you try destroying and redeploying the application? it got into some weird state
14:54:31  <cronopio>alduro: great
14:54:45  <caasiHuang>mmalecki: ok, deleted, now deploying...
14:55:22  <caasiHuang>mmalecki: done.
14:55:29  <alduro>cronopio: it seems worked now. I'm getting this message: error: Database with name satio-blog already exists
14:55:37  <mmalecki>okay, whoops
14:55:41  <alduro>cronopio: so it worked last time
14:55:46  <mmalecki>I know what's the problem, give me a sec to fix it
14:55:49  <coderarity>ghfha, can you gist the complete output of `jitsu deploy`?
14:56:14  <ghfha>sure
14:57:04  <alduro>cronopio: I just redeployed my app and jitsu list shows: data: satio stopped satio ---
14:57:21  <mmalecki>alduro: you're affected too
14:57:33  <mmalecki>give me few mins, things should be back up shortly :)
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14:58:29  <alduro>mmalecki: ok
14:58:41  <kohai>@mitchellpash Check out this JS bundle that donates to women in tech: Pay what you want and learn node.js & backone.js http://t.co/3RCE66WD via @coderwall
14:59:22  <kohai>@d6rkaiz node.js 0.8.4 http://t.co/JjLwW8r0
14:59:26  <ghfha>https://gist.github.com/13198f40252213a4d84b
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15:09:17  <kohai>@tjholowaychuk style #nodejs terminal output using CSS https://t.co/JxWNZYcl
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15:20:39  <mmalecki>fb55: hi :)
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15:24:11  <mmalecki>alduro, caasiHuang: should be resolved
15:24:17  <mmalecki>please try deploying again
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15:25:24  <alduro>mmalecki: ok !
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15:28:06  <caasiHuang>mmalecki: It's working! Thank you!
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15:28:56  <kohai>@byatool @nhajratw You worked with node.js right? Was it easy to use/setup and actually viable for web development?
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15:33:02  <alduro>mmalecki: not in my case: Error: socket hang up
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15:33:30  <alduro>mmalecki: perhaps some issue within my package.json file ?
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15:43:09  <alduro>mmalecki: logs says Error: Cannot find module 'express'
15:44:10  <pksunkara>alduro: seems like you didn't add express as a dependency in package.json
15:44:50  <alduro>pksunkara: this is my package.json https://gist.github.com/3182806
15:45:37  <pksunkara>alduro: lol, you put them in devDependencies
15:45:45  <pksunkara>you need to put them in dependencies
15:45:51  <pksunkara>for nodejitsu to install them
15:45:51  <alduro>pksunkara: f....
15:46:45  <alduro>pksunkara: trying again ...
15:48:06  <alduro>pksunkara: ok, now I do have some issue with mongodb drivers over SunOS
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15:48:21  <pksunkara>jesusabdullah: coderarity: ^^
15:48:38  <alduro>pksunkara: npm ERR! notsup Not compatible with your operating system or architecture: [email protected]
15:48:51  <alduro>pksunkara: which version should I use ?
15:49:56  <lucas_T>mmalecki : The problem was not the root user, it was an access on the file log.
15:50:18  <coderarity>alduro, well if you're not using the latest you probably should
15:50:27  <lucas_T>I confirm that haibu could work in user mod. But do not use a port of a low level (root port)
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15:51:51  <alduro>coderarity: ok will update it
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15:52:39  <coderarity>i just set stuff like "mongodb": "latest"
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15:53:17  <coderarity>and then `npm shrinkwrap` stuff
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15:53:24  <cronopio>`3rdEden: ++
15:53:44  <cronopio>wat? kohai where are you?
15:54:00  <`3rdEden>kohai isn't webscale
15:54:21  <pksunkara>AvianFlu: you need to restart kohai
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15:55:01  <AvianFlu>!insult pksunkara
15:55:01  <kohai>pksunkara is a venomous lily-licker!
15:55:07  <AvianFlu>pksunkara, ++
15:55:07  <kohai>pksunkara has 70 stalkers
15:55:26  <pksunkara>AvianFlu: `3rdEden doesn't work with kohai?
15:55:34  <pksunkara>`3rdEden: ++
15:55:37  <AvianFlu>oooohhhhh
15:55:40  <`3rdEden>oooh
15:55:42  <AvianFlu>this is the stupid regex bug
15:55:44  <`3rdEden>it's my backtick
15:55:45  <AvianFlu>it's mmalecki's fault
15:55:59  <booyaa>heh
15:56:01  <pksunkara>it's `3rdEden's fault for backtick :P
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15:56:16  <`3rdEden>it's irc's fault for not letting pick a nickname that starts with a number
15:56:22  <pksunkara>lol
15:56:31  <pksunkara>so, finally the root cause is irc
15:56:32  <cronopio>jajajaja
15:56:32  <booyaa>t-minus 5 minutes and counting
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15:56:42  * booyaacan see beer in his immediate future
15:56:50  * bot-rmillchanged nick to rmill
15:56:51  <booyaa>\o/
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15:57:29  * bot-tchanged nick to Guest40952
15:57:50  <booyaa>also suspect there maybe some google translate too. have to make sense of my lcd display's datasheet. it's all in german. i suspect this has been translated from mandarin
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16:00:35  <booyaa>hey pksunkara you still messing with fpgas?
16:00:52  <pksunkara>fpgas meaning 0x10c?
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16:03:42  <booyaa>nah fpga
16:03:54  <booyaa>i seem to recall before you joined nodejitsu you were doing that in college
16:04:03  <booyaa>you weren't doing it for bitcoin mining?
16:04:24  <pksunkara>booyaa: not me, you might have mixed me with someone else
16:04:31  <pksunkara>I am still in college
16:05:10  <booyaa>oh maybe have you done any low level electronics? maybe i'm getting my tech wrong
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16:14:26  <kohai>@IDofNashville Want to learn about Node.js and NoSQL? Come to the next #idofnashville meeting on August 21st http://t.co/ynIil7De #nashville
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16:20:11  <kohai>@drainmice Once again, @mikeal 's node.js request module comes to the rescue https://t.co/YuhsEVgB
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16:28:17  <yawnt>i love the way twitter communica about status problems
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16:28:24  <yawnt>https://twitter.com/
16:28:28  <yawnt>Twitter is currently down for <%= reason %>.
16:28:29  <kohai>@ivarvong Building the @DailyEmerald's Ducks GameDay iPhone: video w/ sneak peek and some code. #nodejs #instagram # http://t.co/taiTRePv
16:28:32  <yawnt>We expect to be back in <%= deadline %>. For more information, check out Twitter Status. Thanks for your patience!
16:28:36  <yawnt>:D
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16:33:26  <donwb>Hey all.. I just signed up, but I'm getting "Invalid Invite Code" when I attempt to confirm my account
16:33:34  <donwb>jitsu users confirm eaturner 3457a97e-e800-46d2-9537-f31ab5485602
16:34:31  <AvianFlu>donwb, what jitsu version?
16:34:44  <donwb>0.9.5
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16:36:46  <AvianFlu>donwb, I pm'd you
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16:50:05  <Domenic>Has anyone gotten director working with browserify?
16:50:20  <Domenic>It seems to think it's in a Node environment so e.g. there is no Router.prototype.init.
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16:52:01  <yawnt>Domenic: https://github.com/flatiron/director/#client-side
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16:56:25  <kohai>@_rxc Using node.js to store PHP sessions http://t.co/tvdE66KP via @gonzalo123
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17:04:01  <kohai>@Vic_Mccann @danmilon Hey Dan, would you look at moving to London for a Node.js position? Drop me an e-mail on [email protected]
17:04:07  <Domenic>yawnt: That doesn't work with browserify
17:04:51  <kohai>@travnels Proud to be part of #thirstyHead's #html5 project with @ambientphoto @scottdavis99. http://t.co/7h4bsWFf #nodejs #couchdb #jquerymobile
17:05:08  <kohai>@mamund here are links to the two @OSCON talks I delivered last week http://t.co/jHS7NdE3 #nodejs, #cloud #oss
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17:19:51  <kohai>@bigeasy Node.js may be cross-platform, but I sure as hell am not.
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17:27:53  <kohai>@azurewindows Clustering in node.js fails in azure emulator or azure vm with EBADF http://t.co/aYJRgT8t #cloud #Azure #fb
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17:31:24  <kohai>@SOAzure Clustering in node.js fails in azure emulator or azure vm with EBADF #windowsazure http://t.co/t207NpIx
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17:32:23  <kohai>@k_cassidy Playing around with node.js development is some of the best fun I have had in development in a while!
17:32:28  <Ivshti>Guys, is the chat bot posting #nodejs tweets here?
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17:32:45  <Ivshti>nice touch
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17:34:34  <kohai>@AzureHelp #AzureHelp : Clustering in node.js fails in azure emulator or azure vm with EBADF http://t.co/nLL7j0Zx
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17:38:19  <AvianFlu>Ivshti, indeed!
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17:38:23  <AvianFlu>it's rate-limited, too
17:39:08  <yawnt>twitter back up
17:39:09  <yawnt>cool
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17:46:25  <kohai>@npmadditions Added: node-gcm. a Node.JS wrapper library-port for Google Cloud Messaging for Android http://t.co/IVWixCiB
17:46:29  <kohai>@nodenpm node-gcm (0.9.2): http://t.co/5ZyQbnmK a Node.JS wrapper library-port for Google Cloud Messaging for Android
17:49:04  <kohai>@ajlopez How to make your first Node.js pull request http://t.co/UiPDW0aM
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17:54:13  <kohai>@gstathis If you are into #MongoDB, #NodeJS or #Elasticsearch, you should check out @traackr 's hackday in Boston: http://t.co/lgqArhAN
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18:06:32  <kohai>@mikeal Going to LXJS? I'll be doing workshop on node.js with @dshaw http://t.co/ZNP8rpmc
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18:13:24  <kohai>@FoundationDB @ammmir We have C and JVM, expect node.js and maybe Ruby soon. At the moment we could host an eval, but aren't in the hosting business.
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18:27:46  <kohai>@SyntaxC4 [New Blog Post] Accessing App Settings Configured in #WindowsAzure Web Sites using #PHP & #Nodejs http://t.co/e6wEY96g #in
18:27:50  <kohai>@LazycoderLinks require-analyzer/lib/require-analyzer.js at master · nodejitsu/require-analyzer · GitHub http://t.co/ON3lyTVz (via Instapaper)
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18:35:25  <kohai>@daveremy The Node Beginner Book » A comprehensive Node.js tutorial: http://t.co/unarOBLt via @manuelkiessling
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18:52:51  <kohai>@blakevanlan Great article on what makes #nodejs awesome! http://t.co/y5sv7alw
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18:55:36  <kohai>@falameufilho Only 5 days left: check out this node.js & backone.js tutorial bundle that donates to women in tech: Pay what you want! http://t.co/9F9lIGAA
18:59:39  <kohai>@SouDev Node.JS: #JavaScript no servidor com Google V8 #soudev #link #fb #nodejs http://t.co/On2FMbMa
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19:03:10  <yawnt>pksunkara: ping
19:05:04  <yawnt>do you have a mapreduce example with resourceful
19:05:06  <yawnt>?
19:06:59  <kohai>@distracteddev @izs @dshaw Presenting Node.js in an hour-long talk to Blast Radius' tech-team tomorrow. Any suggestions on what I should highlight/include?
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19:10:34  <Nodejitsu-Github>[director/master] [fix] Trap errors from `decodeURI`. Fixes #127 - indexzero
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19:19:55  <iBooyaa>word to your proverbials
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19:41:08  <yawnt>AvianFlu: 10 tickets left for LXJS
19:41:10  <yawnt>:P
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19:46:20  <kohai>@PDX_WonderWoman Know anyone for this job? Back End Developer / PHP, Node.js in Beaverton, OR http://t.co/WmI1QSbI #job
19:46:42  <kohai>@aaronhyde How node.js saved my web app - http://t.co/V8PWNk4o
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19:52:34  <kohai>@npmupdates Updated: restless to v0.0.8. REST client library for node.js (based on restler but with callbacks) http://t.co/adScWHYU
19:52:59  <kohai>@nodenpm restless (0.0.8): http://t.co/7qpjaTX0 REST client library for node.js (based on restler but with callbacks)
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19:55:54  <kohai>@EdwardRoyce @captkeating also look up "openshift" by RedHat. they have a free dev set up $0.00 cost. So you can learn node.js and set up web apps.
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20:07:22  <kohai>@nodeconf Ryan Dahl on the origins of node.js from NodeConf 2012 http://t.co/SUEskAlX
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20:39:58  <kohai>@jcoglan Or a Node.js API that does the same?
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20:59:48  <kohai>@npmupdates Updated: profiler to v1.2.0. Access the V8 profiler from node.js http://t.co/NMKN4qnn
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21:07:46  <kohai>@lstoll @kevsmith sounds like you want node.js .
21:08:48  <kohai>@kevsmith @lstoll I was thinking node.js with a bdb backend.
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21:13:39  <kohai>@dun3 Benchmark new async pages against #nodeJS? Anyone?
21:24:52  <kohai>@dscape The LXJS Node.js workshop is selling fast. @mikeal and @dshaw are going to be awesome. :) #nodejs
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21:27:59  <kohai>@dscape OH “There have been 7,000 successful deploys in the last two weeks.” #nodejitsu #devops #kickass [email protected] @Av1anFlu @bradleymeck
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21:40:15  <kohai>@tavisrudd another crumb along my path to event sourcing: node.js event store implementation http://t.co/D8QpiNaj
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22:06:32  <kohai>@ElizabethKeeler My favourite part: "the real sizzle comes from Joyent" :) Thx to @ComputerWorldUK http://t.co/0w7NjrGY #cloud #Joyent #nodejs
22:07:43  <kohai>@bcantrill If you're at #FISL, I'm going to be giving a talk tomorrow on node.js and the real-time web at 10a in Tux #fisl13 #tonofisl13
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22:27:13  <kohai>@ws Node.js hosting is still the most confusing thing to me.
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22:28:34  <Ryan__>Hello?
22:28:59  <unsafe`>hi
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22:29:46  <Ryan__>Oh yay, someone's here.
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22:30:21  <Ryan__>I'm having a bit of trouble with socket.io and nodejs. I've got them working and connected, but the client -> server latency is really high
22:30:45  <Ryan__>WHen I first connect, it's around 44ms, but eventually blows out to 15 secs+
22:30:49  <Ryan__>440ms*
22:31:08  <Ryan__>Any ideas? =/
22:31:10  <blakmatrix>hello
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22:31:26  <unsafe`>maybe you should lower your standards
22:31:47  <blakmatrix>Ryan__: http://wsping.jit.su/ looks pretty low to me
22:32:21  <AvianFlu>Ryan__, does that tend to happen to each individual session, or the server as a whole
22:32:29  <Ryan__>Hmm, I wonder why it gets gradually worse =/
22:33:07  <Ryan__>Let me run a fresh test, one sec.
22:33:18  <AvianFlu>like, if you connect, and it gets slow, and then I connect, do I see fast -> slow or slow from the start
22:33:27  <AvianFlu>if the whole app slows down, it's probably some kind of memory leak
22:33:36  <AvianFlu>if it's each session, then something strange is going on
22:33:41  <blakmatrix>if your client is gradually getting worse I suspect it has somethign to do with clientside code causing a memory leak
22:34:15  <yawnt>:)
22:34:22  <yawnt>just deployed the pre pre pre alpha to nodejitsu
22:34:26  <yawnt>*me happy*
22:34:44  <unsafe`>of what?
22:34:55  <yawnt>my project
22:35:01  <unsafe`>gravity game?
22:35:06  <yawnt>yep
22:35:16  <unsafe`>cool. What're you building on?
22:35:23  <blakmatrix>the earth
22:35:26  <blakmatrix>:P
22:35:27  <yawnt>no just kidding.. it's secret, until it becomes decently functional
22:35:49  <unsafe`>do I need to sign an NDA?
22:35:51  <yawnt>i mean.. i spent the last week implementing the underlying structure with oauth2 etc
22:36:05  <yawnt>i'm just gettin started with the real functions ;)
22:36:14  <unsafe`>heh, only to have the author of oauth2 say it's rubbish
22:36:31  <yawnt>wut
22:36:35  <yawnt>i used oauth2orize
22:36:49  <unsafe`>yeah, this is interesting. digging up link...
22:36:50  <blakmatrix>i just deploued my latest iteration of my zendesk library lol https://search.npmjs.org/#/node-zendesk
22:37:09  <unsafe`>http://hueniverse.com/2012/07/oauth-2-0-and-the-road-to-hell/
22:37:23  <yawnt>yeah i read that
22:37:26  <yawnt>blakmatrix: looking
22:37:33  <blakmatrix>mostly updated th edocs though... get so annoying when you have a billion methods
22:37:39  <yawnt>what does it do
22:37:44  <yawnt>ARGH ME HAZ TO READ
22:37:48  <yawnt>is it a BB?
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22:38:01  <unsafe`>hah, you tag your commits
22:38:12  <yawnt>oh wait..
22:38:13  <blakmatrix>its a api wrapper for the REST API http://www.zendesk.com/ these guys put out
22:38:16  <yawnt>maybe it has to do with Zendesk
22:38:21  <yawnt>:D
22:38:24  <yawnt>looks cool
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22:38:54  <unsafe`>that is a lot of functions
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22:39:51  <unsafe`>hm
22:40:58  <blakmatrix>there is another library some one wrote but it was like super minimal, and had really weird names with regards to zendesks api https://github.com/roylines/node-buddha
22:41:33  <blakmatrix>minimal like 1% interface with zendesks api
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22:42:38  <kohai>@csanz ^5 "I'm translating Node.js docs to Russian" - @SannisDev http://t.co/DiKREsD4 via @gklst
22:42:50  <unsafe`>hmm. I wonder how good of a js api wrapper generator you could build
22:43:04  <unsafe`>create a dsl that doubles as the docs and the generator
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22:43:21  <unsafe`>probably tried before
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22:43:51  <blakmatrix>yeah I was looking into it a couple days ago... I didnt find anything very cool
22:44:07  <unsafe`>it's a lot like making an orm, in a way
22:44:18  <blakmatrix>the best requires you to write comments in your code then produces something like this
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22:44:36  <blakmatrix>http://backbonejs.org/#Model-attributes
22:44:42  <blakmatrix>or somethign similar
22:44:54  <unsafe`>it builds backbone code?
22:45:05  <blakmatrix>haha
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22:45:58  <blakmatrix>no
22:46:22  <blakmatrix>it builds that page soley from the code
22:46:24  <blakmatrix>basically
22:46:49  <unsafe`>oh right
22:47:04  <blakmatrix>http://nevir.github.com/groc/ this is self documenting
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22:49:15  <unsafe`>I wonder if es6 could implement some tools to make working with REST apis somehow awesome
22:49:42  <blakmatrix>a lot of really cool auto documenters are geared towards OOP and node.js/javascript isnt exactly focused on OOP
22:49:49  <unsafe`>yeah
22:49:55  <blakmatrix>so there's not to much love
22:49:58  <blakmatrix>:P
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22:59:23  <unsafe`>var serv = { baseuri:"http://google.com", getUser:!"get /users/$0 accept:$1" };
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22:59:51  <unsafe`>hmm. Probably don't need es6 sugar to do something like that
23:02:26  <kohai>@npmupdates Updated: urza to v0.0.5. Urza is a node.js framework built for rapid development. http://t.co/JRIuIHrT
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23:12:04  <kohai>@carlos8f stomach full of adrenaline. attempting to put some turkey/cranberry in it. #badideas #servers #nodejs
23:12:20  <kohai>@npmupdates Updated: tripwire to v0.5.0. Break out from scripts blocking node.js event loop http://t.co/Ct7gj8tO
23:12:27  <kohai>@nodenpm tripwire (0.5.0): http://t.co/ySKW0e4s Break out from scripts blocking node.js event loop
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23:30:42  <kohai>@tjanczuk just shipped #tripwire 0.6.0: break out from runaway #nodejs scripts (e.g. while(true)) now on Mac, Linux, and Windows http://t.co/OLOtUBmy
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23:35:38  <kohai>@SteveStreza node.js folks: What’s the best npm module for performing HTTP requests to a remote server?
23:39:43  <kohai>@SteveStreza This seems to be the popular node.js HTTP request module. https://t.co/8ShiMYMM
23:45:39  <kohai>@indutny TLS Async session storage: https://t.co/x4sYGA4k why not? #nodejs
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23:51:14  <kohai>@wjlroe Why, when I push an update to a node.js app to #heroku, does it compile and install all the npm modules from scratch? And sometimes hang?
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