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01:28:02  <gaurav0>first timer with nodejitsu here.
01:28:13  <coderarity>hi
01:28:13  <gaurav0>Got a could not find node app error
01:28:27  <coderarity>where?
01:28:32  <gaurav0>while deploying
01:28:39  <coderarity>can you gist the complete output from the deploy?
01:30:01  <gaurav0>https://gist.github.com/3747101
01:30:49  <coderarity>gaurav0, you need to include the file extension - like `node app.js`
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01:32:03  <gaurav0>figured it would be simple. There should be a troubleshooting guide.
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01:36:37  <coderarity>!help handbook
01:36:37  <kohai>The complete Nodejitsu handbook can be read at http://github.com/nodejitsu/handbook
01:36:42  <coderarity>gaurav0, ^
01:36:50  <coderarity>i'll add some more stuff to the FAQ
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02:19:06  <Sly>Mighty quiet in here tonight.
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02:43:43  <wesbos>yall having some bumps tonight?
02:43:49  <coderarity>Sly, everyone is preparing for talk like a pirate day
02:44:17  <AvianFlu>YARRRRR
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02:46:00  <wesbos>talk like a southern day
02:46:15  <wesbos>y'all got dem jabba crips
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03:28:28  <ph0n3tic_>hey guys, is the nodejitsu dns working/live at the moment? I'm getting some issues with my custom domain, although the app itself is up and running fine.
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03:34:39  <jcrugzz>my apps have no issues currently
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03:36:31  <ph0n3tic_>im thinking it's probably me, not jitsu :)
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03:42:26  <jcrugzz>good assumption haha, just make sure you did everything right according to http://dns.jit.su/
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03:42:57  <jcrugzz>and it usually takes a bit if you just updated the A records for the DNS changes to take hold
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04:08:46  <ljharb>jesusabdullah: sweet, thanks! re https://github.com/nodejitsu/jitsu/pull/316
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04:24:07  <Sly>AvianFlu, ping
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04:28:35  <st_luke>jesusabdullah: new deploys broken for now?
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04:46:14  <coderarity>st_luke, are they?
04:46:21  <coderarity>st_luke, looks like it works for me
04:46:39  <jesusabdullah>Unaware of such an issue
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04:47:43  <st_luke>keep getting https://gist.github.com/3747727
04:49:57  <st_luke>made a new account, tried it on an old one too
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04:57:33  <st_luke>jesusabdullah coderarity not sure, maybe bad luck tonight for me
04:57:50  <coderarity>st_luke, is jitsu up to date?
04:58:01  <st_luke>yeah
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05:03:00  <st_luke>ahh found it
05:04:43  <st_luke>looks like a bug in jitsu, anyway figured it out nbd
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05:09:49  <st_luke>https://github.com/nodejitsu/jitsu/issues/317
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05:17:56  <st_luke>anyway http://npm-updates.jitsu.com/
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05:26:46  <davidonet>Hi
05:27:39  <davidonet>Can't install jitsu because of "no compatible version of read"
05:27:46  <davidonet>any workaround ?
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05:30:39  <balupton>Hi Nodejitsu. From what I understand, drones are technically the same as heroku's dynos. Drones cost $3 each. An app requires a min of 1 drone. A drone cannot run multiple applications??? Or is that support with Haibu?
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05:35:18  <jesusabdullah>balupton: a drone runs one application
05:35:42  <jesusabdullah>balupton: haibu can run multiple drones on a single machine
05:37:25  <balupton>jsusabdullah: cool, so if I wanted to say build a node.js CMS and allow one click deployments to nodejitsu, I would have to have one drone and one app for each of the sites they want to deploy?
05:38:20  <nathan7>balupton: You can technically run haibu on a drone
05:38:36  <nathan7>but that's slightly insane
05:39:58  <balupton>nathan7: to be clear, what makes it slightly insane?
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05:40:48  <nathan7>You don't have a shittonne of RAM
05:40:56  <nathan7>plus you're missing the magic of jitsu
05:42:21  <balupton>well mostly these are going to be static sites, so adding more drones when needed sounds like a nifty idea - but yeah I can understand having one drone for each site is preferrable
05:42:32  <balupton>more or less the setup is going to be the same as say wordpress.com
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05:43:42  <balupton>having payment requirements for each drone (while totally understandable) would be an issue if I ever wanted to provide a free hosting plan
05:44:33  <balupton>currently I've put together a little proof of concept that issues a new heroku app on a shared heroku account for each user's site they want, and that works pretty okay
05:45:07  <balupton>though I'm still waiting to hear back from heroku whether or not such a service is permit-able under their TOS
05:45:25  <balupton>so evaluating the other options available
05:45:26  <balupton>:)
05:46:52  <Sly>jesusabdullah, ping
05:46:56  <jesusabdullah>pong
05:47:21  <jesusabdullah>balupton: yeah, or host the code all on the one app
05:49:19  <balupton>jesusabdullah: cool, then use haibu to issue new apps for each site? (all under the same nodejitsu app)
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05:53:11  <jesusabdullah>that's not what I meant
05:53:21  <jesusabdullah>either I would have one application, or spin off a new drone for the application
05:53:31  <nathan7>hmm
05:53:31  <jesusabdullah>you don't want to get involved in that haibu inception nonsense
05:53:40  <nathan7>I need to get haibu running on my server
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05:56:23  <balupton>jesusabdullah: k, so if then have multiple customer sites all running on the same nodejitsu app, is there a way to isolate those sites from each other? as sites are able to run node.js code
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06:02:30  <jesusabdullah>balupton: sounds like the best approach is to man up and buy more drones
06:02:40  <jesusabdullah>balupton: if you're charging people for these you can just pass the cost on to them
06:02:47  <jesusabdullah>$3.00/mo really isn't that bad yeah?
06:03:37  <balupton>jesusabdullah: agreed, the cost issue can be overcome as you've said - it's all really based on what customers are willing to pay for, do they want to test it out first, trial it first, etc.
06:04:02  <jesusabdullah>balupton: things like this will be easier when we have api keys
06:04:10  <jesusabdullah>they're in the works, just not available for public consumption yet
06:04:27  <jesusabdullah>but when they are you can set stuff up so your customers can sign up for nodejitsu and you can deploy on their behalf
06:04:31  <jesusabdullah>y'know?
06:05:23  <balupton>gotcha
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06:05:40  <balupton>so there's no API right now to issue more drones?
06:06:00  <balupton>I noticed the API has stuff to create more apps though
06:07:46  <jesusabdullah>balupton: indeed, as we haven't exposed autoscaling to our users yet
06:07:53  <jesusabdullah>balupton: the infrastructure is mostly there, but not the api
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06:23:56  <Sly>jesusabdullah, why is the site down?
06:24:18  <jesusabdullah>which site? D:
06:24:24  <Sly>nodejitsu.com
06:24:28  <jesusabdullah>it looks up to me
06:24:34  <Sly>Won't load for me. O_o
06:24:36  <nathan7>As up as it can be here
06:24:53  <Sly>Oh. Forgot the www.
06:24:55  * Slyfacepalms.
06:25:00  <jesusabdullah>ctrl-f5'd it a few times
06:25:00  <nathan7>..wait, haibu is supposed to run as root?
06:25:13  <jesusabdullah>Sly: I didn't throw the www on o__o
06:25:22  <Sly>It works on www., but not without it.
06:25:28  <nathan7>both work for me
06:25:35  <Sly>Weird.
06:25:36  <nathan7>though I run SSL everywhere
06:25:50  <jesusabdullah>EVEN SO
06:25:59  <nathan7>BANANA
06:26:04  <Sly>Error 102 (net::ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED): The server refused the connection.
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06:26:11  <Sly>When I use SSL, that's what I get.
06:26:14  <Sly>Without www.
06:26:56  <jesusabdullah>what the balls
06:27:03  <jesusabdullah>I just tried it and it was cool >_<
06:27:10  <jesusabdullah>I blame comcast
06:27:26  <Sly>lol
06:27:51  <nathan7>It works on this end of the big puddle just fine
06:28:33  <Sly>Now it's working fine.
06:28:38  <Sly>That's crazy.
06:29:08  <Sly>Still getting the 102 error on HTTPS.
06:29:13  <jesusabdullah>man I need a desk like whoa >_<
06:29:28  <jesusabdullah>I just commandeered AvianFlu's coffee table
06:29:38  <nathan7>heh
06:29:40  <jesusabdullah>space for laptop, smokes, foods, all the things
06:29:45  <jesusabdullah>and it's awesooome
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06:30:15  <jesusabdullah>Sly: what tz are you in?
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06:30:20  <Sly>EST
06:30:34  <jesusabdullah>dang, you work nights?
06:30:44  <Sly>Hm?
06:30:57  <jesusabdullah>2:30am for you yeah?
06:31:07  <Sly>Yeah. I'm usually a late night person.
06:33:18  <jesusabdullah>yeah, me too. >_<
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06:34:37  <Sly>I shouldn't be up right now, but meh.
06:34:44  <Sly>Sleep schedule = fuzucked.
06:35:13  <Sly>And leaving for 4 days on Thursday at 5am, so I'll get plenty of sleep during the drive. :D
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06:50:44  <Sly>It's too quiet in here.
06:50:47  <Sly>Starting to fall asleep.
06:50:47  <Sly>:x
06:51:07  <icebox>I suppose you nkow there is a connection problem with nodejitsu.com
06:51:19  <Sly>^
06:51:23  <Sly>Glad to know I'm not the only one.
06:51:28  <Sly>icebox, put www. in front of it and it should work.
06:51:37  <Sly>jesusabdullah, ping ^
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06:52:11  <icebox>Sly: No... the main site doesn't work... and my apps
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06:52:40  <Sly>I've been having problems with it too. I was saying try www.nodejitsu.com.
06:52:43  <Sly>That worked fine for me.
06:52:53  <Sly>Without www. seems to be having problems? I don't know. O_o;
06:53:08  <jesusabdullah>icebox: that's really weird, it's all worked for everyone but you and Sly
06:53:13  <jesusabdullah>I know
06:53:16  <jesusabdullah>I blame godaddy
06:53:31  <jesusabdullah>why our ssl cert came from them I really don't know
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06:54:34  <icebox>jesusabdullah: well... I received an email from hosttracker warning me my apps was down... I tried www.nodejitsu.com and it is down here... from two different lans
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06:55:27  <Sly>Everything is working fine for me, for now.
06:55:51  <Sly>Not a clue. No way to reproduce it every time. >_>
06:56:23  <Sly>All I can see is that the server is rejecting it, when it actually does throw an error.
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06:56:48  <icebox>I tried also with downforeveryoneorjustme and it confirmed it is down :(
07:00:53  <jesusabdullah>idea
07:01:05  <jesusabdullah>holy shit
07:01:09  <jesusabdullah>half the balancers are down
07:01:13  <jesusabdullah>THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING LOLZ
07:01:36  <icebox>jesusabdullah: well... nice catch!
07:01:53  <lmjabreu>o.o
07:02:17  <jesusabdullah>funny though
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07:07:08  <jesusabdullah>okay, should be better for now
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07:08:55  <jesusabdullah>yeah, I just happened to have had my cached dns action pointing at a happy balancer I guess
07:10:03  <coderarity>jesusabdullah, that be perilous
07:10:03  <Sly>Grr.. Chrome needs a way to lock pinned tabs from being closed.
07:10:05  <Sly>>:O
07:10:06  <icebox>jesusabdullah: green light
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07:10:11  <jesusabdullah>woot
07:10:39  <coderarity>argh, ye need be in the spirit, mateys
07:10:45  <icebox>jesusabdullah: thanks!
07:11:40  <Sly>coderarity, who are we going to make walk the plank?
07:12:16  <coderarity>Sly, argh
07:14:20  <coderarity>Sly, i be baking a cake fer the occasion
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07:22:44  <yawnt>hai
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07:24:16  <konobi>where's hij1nx these days?
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07:25:37  <Sly>Lame.
07:26:20  <konobi>your horse? sorry to hear that
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07:30:29  <coderarity>yawnt, ahoy
07:30:38  <yawnt>heya coderarity
07:30:39  <yawnt>sup?
07:30:52  <coderarity>yawnt, i have a cake
07:31:00  <yawnt>cool
07:31:17  <coderarity>yawnt, it argh be argh talk like a pirate day argh
07:31:24  <yawnt>lol
07:31:26  <yawnt>i just woke up
07:31:34  <yawnt>basically i went to bed at 2 AM or something
07:31:42  <yawnt>so i thought... okay i'll sleep til 9 AM
07:31:51  <coderarity>yawnt, it's 2 AM here
07:31:53  <yawnt>7 AM.. i hear someone entering my flat shouting 'cleaniiiing'
07:32:27  <coderarity>yawnt, at least you have such luxuries
07:32:38  <yawnt>yeah well i'd loved to oversleep
07:32:39  <yawnt>:(
07:33:57  <konobi>coderarity: is carolyns online atm? i keep missing her due to timezones
07:34:50  <`3rdEden>konobi I think she's traviling atm
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07:35:14  <konobi>just like hij1nx... dammit
07:35:34  <`3rdEden>konobi you can always shoot her an e-mail
07:36:16  <konobi>`3rdEden: that's so 2008
07:36:19  <konobi>=0P
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07:36:57  <`3rdEden>konobi it might be anctient, but it still works ;P
07:37:20  <`3rdEden>ancient*
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07:37:41  <yawnt>`3rdEden: yeah what jesusabdullah said
07:37:46  <yawnt>that's why i didn't use jsup
07:37:50  <`3rdEden>yawnt OHKAY
07:37:51  <konobi>`3rdEden: how's nodejitsu treating you?
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07:38:23  <`3rdEden>konobi nodejitsu is an amazing company to work at, it's an inspiring culture with great engineers
07:38:36  <`3rdEden>couldn't be happier :)
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07:39:00  <yawnt>`3rdEden: also this was the solution that required minimum effort in changing the underlying structure
07:39:15  <konobi>`3rdEden: awesome... glad you got landed in a great place
07:39:17  <yawnt>and if there are problems with the parser you can fire issues on ladder
07:39:25  <yawnt>so jitsu doesn't get slowed down
07:39:28  <`3rdEden>yawnt iknow, but it doesn't fully solve the actual issue
07:39:47  <`3rdEden>which was my point
07:40:16  <`3rdEden>it only solves the indentation aspect, but not the formatting
07:40:30  <yawnt>agreed
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08:38:08  <hemanth2>got my account just now
08:38:21  <hemanth2>trying ws client and server, any suggestion?
08:38:51  * konobipart
08:39:26  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: ..
08:39:44  <hemanth2>Nexxy: ...
08:39:49  <`3rdEden>hemanth2 it should just work :)
08:40:25  <`3rdEden>I got socket.io running on http://io.jit.su/ and it connects over websockets to the server like you would expect
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08:40:59  <hemanth2>kool
08:41:07  <hemanth2>i'm trying ws
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08:41:52  <`3rdEden>awesome :)
08:42:21  <hemanth2>so just create a package.json with ws a dep and deploy ? :)
08:42:41  <kevin_>can anyone help with an error I'm getting while deploying an app
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08:43:19  <`3rdEden>hemanth2 about that, you can find some more detailed information on https://github.com/nodejitsu/handbook
08:44:12  <hemanth2>yup checking the same `3rdEden
08:44:34  <hemanth2>cheatsheet is awesome
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08:49:28  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: done! http://gnumanth.nodejitsu-demo.jit.su
08:51:11  <booyaa>nodejitsu-demo? is that user domain or a nodejitsu team one?
08:51:50  <`3rdEden>booyaa it ends with jit.su
08:52:20  <booyaa>okau so it's user space then
08:52:25  <`3rdEden>hemanth2 what does the logs say?
08:52:30  <`3rdEden>booyaa yup
08:55:08  <hemanth2>ws = new WebSocket('http://gnumanth.nodejitsu-demo.jit.su');
08:55:34  <hemanth2>it works
08:56:29  <`3rdEden>hemanth2 https://github.com/einaros/ws/blob/master/lib/WebSocketServer.js#L41
08:56:44  <`3rdEden>you don't handle regular HTTP connections
08:57:32  <`3rdEden>:p
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08:58:49  <hemanth2>yup :D not yet
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09:13:20  <aroman>error: Error running command deploy error: Nodejitsu Error (404): Item not found error: Could not find path: /apps/aroman/keeba-migrate+/snapshots/0.1.0-6
09:13:31  <aroman>any idea what I'm doing wrong
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09:17:45  <hemanth2>nodejitsu wont have free plans from next month?
09:18:34  <coderarity>hemanth2, we'll have some leeway, you won't just get cut off out of nowhere
09:19:03  <coderarity>hemanth2, and there's the sandbox thing to get started with
09:19:34  <coderarity>aroman, hmm
09:20:19  <coderarity>aroman, does 0.1.0-6 show up in `jitsu snapshots list`?
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09:24:45  <nathan7>coderarity: hey
09:24:50  <coderarity>hi
09:25:09  <hemanth2>coderarity: http://gnumanth.nodejitsu-demo.jit.su/ is sandbox?
09:25:22  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: now handles web as well :)
09:25:46  <nathan7>coderarity: I'm trying to set up haibu
09:25:57  <nathan7>coderarity: It apparently lets me run stuff
09:26:03  <nathan7>coderarity: but how do I make it manage HTTP?
09:26:37  <`3rdEden>hemanth2 \o/
09:26:43  <nathan7>or, well, how do I make my apps accessible through http
09:26:56  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: that was 100times better than heroku!
09:27:04  <coderarity>nathan7, why aren't they accessible?
09:27:13  <nathan7>coderarity: because nothing is listening on 80
09:27:13  <coderarity>nathan7, just make sure your script puts it on port 80
09:27:25  <coderarity>nathan7, haibu doesn't do that
09:27:25  <`3rdEden>hemanth2: Glad your lovin it!
09:27:30  <nathan7>coderarity: what does?
09:27:34  <coderarity>haibu is just a deployment tool
09:27:37  <nathan7>okay
09:27:43  <coderarity>nathan7, well, just make your app listen on port 80
09:27:47  <nathan7>coderarity: and then
09:27:53  <coderarity>nathan7, and then it works?
09:27:56  <nathan7>coderarity: mkay
09:27:59  <coderarity>yeah
09:28:00  <nathan7>coderarity: so if I want to run a bunch of apps
09:28:16  <coderarity>nathan7, all on port 80?
09:28:19  <nathan7>coderarity: yes
09:28:35  <hemanth2>:)
09:28:38  <coderarity>nathan7, host this on port 80, point it to the ports your apps are hosted on, https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-http-proxy
09:28:39  <nathan7>coderarity: like I can deploy blah and have blah.jit.su
09:28:49  <nathan7>coderarity: how does nodejitsu do this?
09:29:05  <nathan7>coderarity: I deploy shit that listens on port 80
09:29:08  <coderarity>nathan7, the load balancers just forward to the right port on the server
09:29:27  <coderarity>nathan7, and all your apps are run on different servers
09:29:34  <nathan7>coderarity: so they all run in a VM?
09:29:40  <coderarity>yes
09:29:43  <nathan7>Damnit.
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09:29:56  <nathan7>This shit is running on a bloody openVZ VPS
09:30:13  <xxxxxx>redirect loop anyone?
09:30:19  <nathan7>Maybe I should just get a full Xen server
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09:31:01  <xxxxxx>well i cant log in
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09:31:28  <coderarity>xxxxxx, just use jitsu
09:31:43  <nathan7>coderarity: so how does this magic work?
09:31:45  <coderarity>xxxxxx, the develop site is pretty broken in other ways
09:32:15  <coderarity>nathan7, joyent lets us provision a ton of small instances that we run apps on
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09:32:23  <coderarity>nathan7, so most of the VM stuff is joyent
09:33:36  <nathan7>coderarity: mhm
09:33:40  <nathan7>I guess I should have a little module that just picks a port randomly
09:33:51  <yawnt>nathan7: use bouncy
09:34:04  <yawnt>if you want do to small fast stuff
09:34:11  <yawnt>otherwise node-http-proxy is the way to go
09:34:21  <yawnt>https://github.com/substack/bouncy
09:35:08  <nathan7>I just want to be able to toss my random projects onto something
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09:35:59  <yawnt>nathan7: i'd just ask maciej how he got haibu running on nodejitsu
09:36:03  <yawnt>and do the copycat
09:36:04  <coderarity>mmalecki, ahoy
09:36:10  <mmalecki>coderarity: yo
09:36:12  <nathan7>yawnt: mhm
09:36:22  <mmalecki>ffs
09:36:25  <yawnt>oh here he is
09:36:26  <yawnt>heya mmalecki
09:36:34  <mmalecki>I dropped my fucking phone day before leaving to Warsaw
09:36:40  <mmalecki>I WAS TOTALLY SOBER
09:36:42  <mmalecki>anyway
09:36:59  <mmalecki>I kinda bribed the guy to fix it today
09:37:23  <hemanth2>https://github.com/nodejitsu/book.pdf 404!?
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09:37:44  <yawnt>lol
09:37:46  <yawnt>broken link
09:38:30  * coderaritytopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: The Build Server is live. Deploys should be much smoother. | Arrr, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day
09:38:30  <coderarity>!help handbook
09:38:31  <kohai>The complete Nodejitsu handbook can be read at http://github.com/nodejitsu/handbook
09:38:35  <coderarity>hemanth2, ^
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09:38:50  <yawnt>do we really have to talk like pirates?
09:38:55  <coderarity>yawnt, no
09:38:58  <yawnt>YARR
09:39:03  <yawnt>okay (,_, )
09:39:05  <yawnt>i was hoping
09:39:06  <coderarity>yawnt, but if ye be in the spirit
09:39:29  <yawnt>yarr, welcome aboard
09:40:39  <coderarity>related: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/269529
09:45:01  <hemanth2>nodejistu FTW! https://github.com/hemanth/nodejistu-websocket/blob/master/Readme.md
09:45:13  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: ^ :)
09:45:43  <`3rdEden>hemanth2 cool :)
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09:47:26  <nathan7>coderarity: so each drone is a VM running its own haibu?
09:47:50  <hemanth2>:)
09:47:58  <mmalecki>nathan7: yeah
09:48:29  <mmalecki>yawnt: why prepend engine with v?
09:48:31  <nathan7>hmmm
09:48:46  <yawnt>mmalecki: st_luke said it was necessary for some bug
09:48:51  <yawnt>#317 i think it's the issue
09:48:57  <mmalecki>that's incorrect
09:49:12  <mmalecki>let me double check
09:49:17  <mmalecki>but we allow no 'v'
09:49:32  <mmalecki>FUCK HOW DO I TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT MY PHOEN
09:49:40  <yawnt>mmalecki: i deployed successfully with 'v'
09:49:58  <mmalecki>try without
09:50:01  <mmalecki>it should work too
09:50:02  <yawnt>it works too
09:50:21  <yawnt>i just saw the issue, i had some spare time and fix'd it
09:50:22  <mmalecki>there ya go :)
09:50:23  <yawnt>sorry :'(
09:50:25  <yawnt>won't happen again
09:50:37  <mmalecki>haha, no, that's not what I'm trying to say :)
09:50:42  <yawnt>yeah i know
09:50:44  <yawnt>just kidding
09:50:46  <yawnt>don't worry
09:50:58  <yawnt>i mean.. stuff is there, you want it? good.. you don't want it? good either :P
09:51:15  <yawnt>perhaps it fails in some edge cases we weren't able to reproduce that only st_luke knows about
09:51:25  <yawnt>issue wasn't really specific
09:53:15  <mmalecki>ONLY HE KNOWS
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09:54:19  <yawnt>it rains
09:54:20  <yawnt>sigh
09:54:46  <mmalecki>it rained in Poznań too
09:54:51  <mmalecki>not Warsaw yet
09:55:12  <yawnt>i only have a bike right now
09:55:39  <coderarity>i've been waiting for a day with sun and being awake during that sun to make hamburgers again :\
09:56:01  <mmalecki>coderarity: don't set anything on fire this time
09:56:06  <mmalecki>coderarity: you going to nodedublin?
09:56:14  <coderarity>mmalecki, not sure yet
09:56:22  <mmalecki>coderarity: YOU ARE
09:56:29  <coderarity>i might not be able to afford it
09:56:34  <yawnt>WAT
09:56:35  <yawnt>not fair
09:56:44  <yawnt>you aint coming to lxjs but you might be going to dublin?
09:56:48  <yawnt>>.>
09:56:50  <coderarity>i have to pay rent this month :\
09:56:51  <yawnt>i cant afford node dublin
09:56:55  <coderarity>it's like 1250$
09:56:56  <yawnt>for sure
09:56:58  <yawnt>*sigh*
09:57:16  <coderarity>i am going to austin node user group
09:57:17  <coderarity>lol
09:57:42  <mmalecki>coderarity: sync up with Bradley
09:57:50  <mmalecki>he lives in Austin
09:57:55  <coderarity>yeah, i know
09:57:57  <coderarity>he's going to
09:58:00  <coderarity>he's gonna be speaking
09:58:01  <coderarity>:P
09:58:04  <mmalecki>nice
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09:59:00  <yawnt>i got a summer job offer in dublin last year.. java and php
10:02:07  <yawnt>>java and php
10:02:08  <mmalecki>fuck yeah
10:02:08  <mmalecki>managed to actually talk to someone without my mobile phone
10:02:08  <mmalecki>the airbnb dude
10:02:08  <mmalecki>cool.
10:02:08  <yawnt>lol
10:02:08  <yawnt>i guess i have to take the bus
10:02:08  <mmalecki>also, barista here is really nice :3
10:02:08  <yawnt>whatevah
10:02:08  <yawnt>barista the router? \s
10:02:08  <yawnt>i officially started learning scala
10:02:08  * mmaleckiremoves his glasses
10:02:08  <yawnt>JVM come at me.
10:02:08  <yawnt>wat? glasses?
10:02:08  * mmaleckiacts like he's not a programmer
10:02:13  <mmalecki>yawnt: I wear glasses for coding
10:02:13  <yawnt>lol
10:02:16  <yawnt>mmalecki: yeah me too
10:02:20  <mmalecki>my eyes got really bad recently
10:02:21  <yawnt>not when i'm outside though
10:02:24  <booyaa>are you gonna open your shirt and reveal a big "s"?
10:02:26  <booyaa>mmalecki: ^^
10:02:39  <yawnt>mmalecki: quick, do the cool face when she comes
10:02:40  <mmalecki>booyaa: nope, that's H
10:02:45  <mmalecki>MR HOTFIX
10:02:45  <booyaa>hipster?
10:02:47  <booyaa>hahah
10:03:05  <mmalecki>I'm drinking lemon iced latte btw
10:03:15  <yawnt>(•_•)
10:03:16  <booyaa>:D
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10:03:21  <yawnt>( •_•)>⌐■-■
10:03:24  <yawnt>(⌐■_■)
10:03:27  <yawnt>do the cool face!
10:03:30  <booyaa>hahah
10:04:12  <yawnt>allright
10:04:13  <yawnt>i'm out
10:04:15  <Nexxy>mmalecki, wtf, lemon and coffee?
10:04:17  <yawnt>i got a bus to catch
10:04:22  <Nexxy>yawnt, good luck.
10:04:24  <mmalecki>Nexxy: yes!
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10:04:30  <Nexxy>that sounds repulsive
10:04:30  <mmalecki>Nexxy: it's actually really good
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10:04:40  <Nexxy>oh
10:04:41  <Nexxy>my god
10:04:47  <mmalecki>no, really.
10:04:51  <mmalecki>seriously.
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10:04:56  <Nexxy>no I was reacting to niftylettuce
10:05:02  <mmalecki>ah
10:05:14  <hemanth2>Nexxy: https://github.com/hemanth/nodejistu-websocket/blob/master/Readme.md
10:05:25  <hemanth2>Nexxy: ^
10:05:46  <Nexxy>hemanth2, sweet :D
10:05:57  <hemanth2>:)
10:06:05  <hemanth2>thnx guys!
10:06:07  <Nexxy>I'm glad it was so easy for you
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10:08:40  <hemanth2>it was like as if i'm coding at my localhost! trust me much better than heroku; but needs some more marketing ? Nexxy
10:09:06  <mmalecki>hemanth2: <3
10:10:01  <nathan7>nodejistu?
10:10:16  <hemanth2>I shall blog about it soon :) at http://h3manth.com
10:10:28  <mmalecki>also, yeah, typo in repo name
10:10:34  <coderarity>i didn't even try heroku before i came to nodejitsu because it's really expensive :\
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10:11:04  <hemanth2>grr
10:11:09  <hemanth2>mmalecki: thanks, fixing it
10:13:34  <hemanth2>i'm dyslexic
10:13:36  <hemanth2>:\
10:14:17  <hemanth2>https://github.com/hemanth/nodejitsu-websocket/blob/master/Readme.md fixed
10:15:00  * hemanth2time for power nap
10:18:18  <hemanth2>i quote :
10:18:21  <hemanth2>"Support: I was blocked for 10.5 hours on a tiny bug with Heroku that ensured I couldn't db:push to sync up my databases. It took an awful lot of effort to get in touch with someone. With Nodejitsu, that's completely different. They're heavily active in IRC and put up with all my inane questions. In #heroku, I just get herobot spamming every ten minutes."
10:18:22  <hemanth2>:d
10:18:23  <hemanth2>:D
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10:23:33  <mmalecki>hemanth2: haha, I remember that
10:23:43  <mmalecki>that was like few months ago
10:23:45  <mmalecki>:3
10:26:29  <hemanth2>:)
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10:33:14  <nathan7>mmalecki: okay, do you have any idea about carapace plugins?
10:33:35  <mmalecki>nathan7: I indeed do. ask away :)
10:33:48  <nathan7>mmalecki: How the fuck do I build a plugin?
10:34:23  <mmalecki>haha
10:34:49  <mmalecki>look at existing ones
10:34:51  <nathan7>mmalecki: I want soemthing that tells my bouncy server to serve $appname.$domain from port chosen by the plugin
10:34:51  <mmalecki>basically
10:34:57  <nathan7>I can't find them!
10:35:04  <mmalecki>https://github.com/nodejitsu/haibu-carapace/tree/master/lib/plugins
10:35:12  <mmalecki>module.exports should be a function
10:35:21  <nathan7>ah!
10:35:23  <mmalecki>assigning function to caparace[pluginName]
10:35:23  <nathan7>I'm an idiot
10:35:24  <nathan7>lib/
10:35:25  <hemanth2>here we go http://h3manth.com/content/heroku-vs-nodejitsu-nodejs
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10:35:36  <mmalecki>nathan7: also, carapace emits an event on that
10:35:37  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: Nexxy ^ :)
10:35:43  <mmalecki>so that's really easy
10:35:50  <mmalecki>hemanth2: did you tweet?
10:35:58  <nathan7>mmalecki: on what?
10:36:17  <mmalecki>nathan7: when port opens https://github.com/nodejitsu/haibu-carapace/blob/master/lib/plugins/net.js#L166
10:36:18  <hemanth2>mmalecki: that is a not that auto tweets from my rss :\
10:36:33  <nathan7>mmalecki: okay, grand
10:36:38  <nathan7>mmalecki: and how would I manage environment variables
10:36:42  <hemanth2>mmalecki: anyway, will change it after you guys give a review
10:36:47  <nathan7>mmalecki: so I can stick a random port in env.PORT
10:36:51  <mmalecki>happosade: few typos: jistsu
10:36:54  <mmalecki>jitsu
10:36:54  <hemanth2>mmalecki: will tweet, reddit and HN as well :)
10:37:06  <mmalecki>cool, I'll have our team retweet it
10:37:07  <hemanth2>btw posted it #heroku ;)
10:37:20  <mmalecki>hahaha
10:37:32  <hemanth2>spelling mistake again :( mmalecki
10:37:34  <mmalecki>nathan7: what do you mean?
10:37:49  <nathan7>mmalecki: I want to pass an environment variable generated at runtime to my app
10:37:55  <hemanth2>?
10:38:22  <mmalecki>nathan7: just assign it to process.env
10:38:27  <nathan7>mmalecki: mhm
10:38:38  <mmalecki>I mean, process.env.var = Math.random() or whatever
10:39:03  <nathan7>mmalecki: What does the net plugin do?
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10:39:14  <nathan7>mmalecki: Yeah, I know how to code, just not the environment I'm fucking around with
10:40:27  <mmalecki>nathan7: yeah, I might be misunderstanding what you mean, sorry
10:40:36  <mmalecki>nathan7: it overrides listen from node core
10:40:42  <hemanth2>mmalecki: https://twitter.com/GNUmanth/status/248370630456647681 :) thank you
10:40:49  <mmalecki>so that we know what port your app listens on
10:40:54  <nathan7>mmalecki: AWESOME
10:41:01  <nathan7>mmalecki: so I just need to inject PORT and I'm fine?
10:41:21  <mmalecki>nathan7: looks like, yeah :)
10:41:24  <nathan7>mmalecki: sweet
10:41:35  <mmalecki>carapace is pretty flexible actually
10:41:50  <nathan7>also, as *what* does haibu run? does it do any setuid magic?
10:42:31  <mmalecki>by default it doesn't, but user-accounts plugin drops app to a given uid
10:42:40  <mmalecki>carapace has a setuid plugin which does that
10:42:47  <nathan7>mhm
10:42:59  <mmalecki>and haibu runs carapace
10:43:10  <nathan7>currently my haibu runs as root
10:43:20  <nathan7>because I'm silly
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10:44:33  <mmalecki>nathan7: haibu can run as root, it should do that when you want to drop to some uid
10:44:40  <mmalecki>but otherwise it's not needed
10:44:46  <nathan7>mmalecki: well, haibu doesn't need to do any root magic
10:45:04  <nathan7>mmalecki: bouncy needs to listen on priveleged ports
10:45:22  <nathan7>*privileged
10:45:23  <coderarity>nathan7, just make iptables do the root stuff for you
10:45:35  <nathan7>coderarity: ?
10:45:39  <nathan7>coderarity: ah
10:45:49  <coderarity>redirect port 80 traffic to some other port
10:45:51  <coderarity>listen on that port
10:46:34  <nathan7>yeah
10:46:49  <coderarity>http://proghowto.com/iptables-redirect-port-80-to-port-8080
10:48:00  <nathan7>yeah, did that
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11:00:45  <yawnt>yay
11:00:48  <yawnt>i managed to get the bus
11:00:53  <mmalecki>yawnt: ++
11:00:53  <kohai>yawnt has 18 internets
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11:01:26  <yawnt>a few more and i can open an ISP
11:01:40  <mmalecki>yeah lulz
11:01:45  <yawnt>mmalecki: news from st_luke ?
11:02:07  <mmalecki>yawnt: dunno
11:02:10  <jeffrg>hey sorry to bring problems but i've got a deploy error
11:02:19  <jeffrg>error: Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error
11:02:19  <jeffrg>error: ENOENT, open '/root/tmp/tmp-28742cb9m99s/build/package/package.json'
11:02:35  <mmalecki>jeffrg: hey. what's your jitsu version?
11:03:01  <jeffrg>0.8.2
11:03:08  <jeffrg>time to update?
11:03:09  <yawnt>jeffrg: upgrade to 0.9.8
11:03:11  <yawnt>yeah
11:03:12  <yawnt>:)
11:03:13  <mmalecki>jeffrg: definitely :)
11:03:22  <jeffrg>sorry :)
11:03:30  <mmalecki>no problem :(
11:03:33  <mmalecki>er :)
11:03:35  <yawnt>lol
11:03:40  <jeffrg>;)
11:04:20  <Sly>mmalecki, <3
11:04:39  <mmalecki>Sly: <3, lol
11:06:38  <coderarity>Sly, <><
11:06:52  <Sly>:P
11:07:01  <coderarity>fish > heart
11:07:07  <yawnt>lolfish
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11:12:32  <nathan7>coderarity: also, how do I secure my haibu?
11:12:45  <mmalecki>there's x-auth-token
11:12:45  <coderarity>nathan7, there's a token auth thing
11:12:50  <mmalecki>^
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11:23:25  <jeffrg>mmalecki thanks, that worked, now :)
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11:24:52  <mmalecki>jeffrg: awesome :)
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11:28:21  <nicole>hey any body there to help ?
11:28:31  <mmalecki>sure
11:28:34  <mmalecki>what's up?
11:28:53  <nicole>i have uploaded an app at node js
11:29:05  <nicole>i mean nodejitsu
11:29:14  <nicole>but it gives an error
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11:29:23  <mmalecki>what error
11:29:24  <mmalecki>?
11:29:26  <yawnt>what kind of erroR?
11:29:29  <yawnt>damn
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11:29:57  <nicole>i will give the repository address
11:30:37  <yawnt>nicole: could you get the output of jitsu and paste it into http://gist.github.com
11:30:45  <yawnt>?
11:30:54  <nicole>yeah sure
11:30:58  <yawnt>thanks
11:30:59  <yawnt>:)
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11:32:09  <nicole> git://gist.github.com/3749183.git
11:32:24  <nicole>did you get it ?
11:32:33  <yawnt>yep
11:32:48  <mmalecki>ah, this is easy :)
11:32:58  <yawnt>nicole: can you delete line 12 of server.js?
11:33:20  <yawnt>and retry
11:33:47  <mmalecki>or move the `address()` call to `listening` callback, like app.listen(port, function () { /* line 12 here /* })
11:33:55  <yawnt>dat too
11:34:28  <yawnt>mmalecki: you should really try the food here
11:34:39  <yawnt>like at the uni canteen
11:34:54  <yawnt>i paid 4.20 for mashed potatoes, burrito, salad, yogurt and apple
11:34:55  <coderarity>italian people eat pizza
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11:35:06  <yawnt>coderarity: yes, yes we do :(
11:35:27  <yawnt>actually.. haven't had a pizza for a week or so
11:35:31  <yawnt>this must be fixed ASAP
11:35:42  <coderarity>yawnt, yeah, you should probably fix that
11:35:56  <coderarity>yawnt, it has been years since I had a real italian pizza :\
11:35:59  <coderarity>they're SOOOOOO GOOD
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11:36:11  <yawnt>yeah
11:36:14  <yawnt>coderarity: i have the recipe
11:36:19  <yawnt>:>
11:36:30  <coderarity>is it with that crust that has like bubbles in it?
11:36:42  <yawnt>no
11:37:03  <yawnt>you need an electric oven or a furnace to do that
11:37:13  <yawnt>i mean.. recipe is basically the same.. but you need that ^
11:37:17  <coderarity>oh man :\
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11:38:02  <yawnt>wut
11:38:14  <yawnt>looks like Romney made a huge gaffe
11:38:22  <mmalecki>I think coderarity set his oven on fire :)
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11:39:00  <yawnt>coderarity: build one
11:39:07  <yawnt>we did when we were camping
11:39:09  <yawnt>quite easy
11:39:14  <coderarity>build a furnace?
11:39:16  <yawnt>you just need a lot of soil to cover it all
11:39:17  <yawnt>yeah
11:39:27  <coderarity>I do have a back yard for these things
11:39:31  <yawnt>also good rocks.. not the ones they explode
11:39:44  <yawnt>we were grilling near the river once... and a rock blew up
11:39:45  <mmalecki>yeah, did that too
11:39:58  <yawnt>i was looking at the stakes
11:39:58  <mmalecki>yawnt: it's caused by water inside
11:40:07  <yawnt>suddenly stakes hovering above my head
11:40:09  <mmalecki>just make sure it isn't wet
11:40:11  <mmalecki>lol
11:40:15  <yawnt>*steaks
11:40:30  <yawnt>mmalecki: really?
11:40:33  <yawnt>i didn't know that
11:40:35  <yawnt>water huh.. cool
11:40:38  <yawnt>makes sense actually
11:40:47  <yawnt>it expands and *kaboom*
11:41:02  <mmalecki>yeah, that. steam and shit
11:41:04  <yawnt>*that explode
11:41:07  <coderarity>or i could go to new york
11:41:11  <coderarity>second best pizza i ever had tehre
11:41:18  <yawnt>coderarity: they opened a shop in new york
11:41:25  <yawnt>something that has to do with fresh ingredients
11:41:32  <yawnt>an italian guy is the owner
11:41:39  <yawnt>i heard it's great to get stuff for cooking
11:41:51  <mmalecki>ask AvianFlu for best pizza in ny
11:42:27  <yawnt>anyway
11:42:30  <mmalecki>ircretary: tell AvianFlu to tell us the location of the best pizza place in NY (the one with a window where you grab it). you told me about it some time ago.
11:42:30  <ircretary>mmalecki: I'll be sure to tell avianflu
11:42:43  <yawnt>ircretary: is the best invention since sliced bread
11:42:43  <ircretary>yawnt: I'm not sure what to do with that command. Ask for help in PM.
11:43:03  <coderarity>ircretary, tell yawnt to learn how to use ircretary
11:43:04  <ircretary>coderarity: I'll be sure to tell yawnt
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11:43:23  <yawnt>there
11:43:25  <yawnt>message delivered
11:43:27  <yawnt>YOUHAPPY?
11:43:35  <yawnt>ok
11:43:39  <yawnt>i should really get going now
11:43:48  <yawnt>i only had time to replace that line in ladder
11:43:58  <yawnt>feelin' unproductive..
11:43:59  <yawnt>that sucks
11:44:09  <mmalecki>yawnt: go to a cafe
11:44:13  <yawnt>4 hours.. pray for me
11:44:21  <yawnt>mmalecki: i'm in the library
11:44:24  <yawnt>it usually works great
11:44:26  <yawnt>but like
11:44:26  <mmalecki>ah, no no
11:44:28  <mmalecki>that's bad
11:44:31  <mmalecki>you need buzz
11:44:34  <mmalecki>a bit of noise
11:44:35  <yawnt>really?
11:44:43  <yawnt>i'll try
11:44:45  <mmalecki>yeah, there's a study about that
11:44:48  <yawnt>gotta find a cafè though
11:44:50  <mmalecki>like, go to a cafe
11:44:55  <yawnt>it's raining as hell outside
11:44:59  <yawnt>and i have a bike || bus
11:45:15  <Sly>mmalecki, do you have any apps using flatiron/director?
11:45:22  <mmalecki>Sly: sure I do
11:45:23  <yawnt>people should use binary operators instead of actually writing them
11:45:26  <yawnt>makes reading easier
11:45:32  <yawnt>allright.. i'm out
11:45:34  <yawnt>later
11:45:37  <Sly>Do they use regular expressions quite a bit?
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11:45:51  <Sly>Like.. route wise?
11:45:58  <mmalecki>Sly: nope, I try to avoid them
11:46:12  <mmalecki>I try to do it like https://github.com/mmalecki/twss-as-a-service/blob/master/lib/twss-server.js#L9
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11:46:18  <mmalecki>and use :thing for named matches
11:46:33  <Sly>Bleh.
11:46:58  <Sly>Need someone to test https://github.com/flatiron/director/pull/144 more
11:47:02  <Sly>Cuz I'm being lazy atm.
11:47:22  <mmalecki>Sly: what's the use case?
11:47:55  <Sly>You shouldn't have to change anything with any apps. I just need to make sure that it doesn't screw up any apps.
11:48:11  <mmalecki>hehe :)
11:48:22  <mmalecki>so, when you forget to terminate a group in regex?
11:48:34  <Sly>The tests pass, but if someone is using some extravagant regex.. it could possibly error? I don't know if it will or not.
11:49:05  <Sly>Well, it's not for when you forget to terminate one.. It just combines the routes so that it doesn't make regexes like /^/(/
11:49:20  <mmalecki>ah. neat.
11:49:22  <Sly>Instead, it would do /^/(v2)?/ (as per the test case)
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11:55:05  <mmalecki>I just wrote a comment in my native language on github
11:55:17  <mmalecki>I realized that I did that for the first time ever
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12:07:39  <Sly>lol
12:07:45  <Sly>/late response
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13:19:42  <pooriaazimi>Hi - I'm getting SSL errors when trying to login (develop.nodejitsu.com)!!
13:20:01  <pooriaazimi>This is what Safari (Mountain Lion) says: "This certificate was signed by an unknown authority"
13:20:17  <pooriaazimi>Publick key: 256 bytes : E6 62 E6 F6 A6 7C 0F 83 D7 F8 AD C3 FE C5 5C BA 88 46 12 AB 14 14 FB AB 6D 10 D3 39 14 54 8C 38 59 2F FE 42 8B CD 49 03 25 5D 57 BD 75 B2 B8 DD 27 E6 01 59 10 3F 37 5C DC 28 36 51 0D 34 89 4B 92 34 3B 4D 40 0F BD 62 9D 74 CE 7E 07 23 C1 9F 83 15 13 91 47 3E 8B EE A2 76 16 BE 1E D9 1C A3 BB 61 88 90 37 AB C1 D8 72 7C 77 DC C4 6F FE AC 36 DD 2C 26 4D B0 60 4E B0 FF 0D 35 0B
13:20:24  <mmalecki>pooriaazimi: use chrome. we're getting another certificate
13:20:29  <pooriaazimi>4E 4D 3A 4B CB B0 F7 53 23 7C 02 B0 09 EB F2 C5 A7 87 84 02 D2 7F 84 47 70 2B 60 EC 8B C2 00 E9 AC AB D4 4C 40 C9 49 20 F4 D7 5A E4 96 FC 11 A1 2A 98 58 54 C9 5E DF 00 55 38 83 71 F9 5F 5C 78 2F F5 7A 44 10 9E 9E 41 24 2A 36 6C 6E 29 DB 35 2A 2E 88 CF 96 F1 74 D2 9B B1 B6 32 7A 8F BD 1E 3E 7A CD 61 95 C6 B4 54 64 CF 5D 79 7B D3 D3 3A A6 5D DC A4 2D A2 23 94 1D 31 5B C6 E8 7B A4 C4 F0 D7 B7
13:20:32  <mmalecki>looks like safari doesn't trust godaddy
13:20:38  <mmalecki>it's good, cause neither do we
13:20:42  <deoxxa>...who used godaddy
13:20:45  <pooriaazimi>:)
13:20:47  <pooriaazimi>Thanks
13:21:16  <pooriaazimi>I was afraid something fishy was happening (I'm from Iran)!
13:21:25  <deoxxa>like who thought "welp, time to get a certificate for this business site! i know, i'll entrust the good and professional sounding 'godaddy' with this task!"
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13:21:25  <coderarity>works for me
13:22:09  <mmalecki>pooriaazimi: fingerprint matches, so it's cool
13:22:15  <mmalecki>deoxxa: SORRY
13:22:23  <deoxxa>:<
13:22:37  <mmalecki>which reminds me, time to actually get a new one
13:22:43  <coderarity>we might be changing in the future
13:22:55  <mmalecki>coderarity: we are changing it today
13:22:56  <deoxxa>i've just never understood anyone who knows what they're doing making a choice to use godaddy
13:23:04  <coderarity>mmalecki, while you're at it, jit.su
13:23:09  <mmalecki>coderarity: yes :)
13:23:42  <coderarity>so like, my birthday is also the day i started using node.js
13:23:45  <coderarity>and that day is coming up
13:23:46  <coderarity>:D
13:24:02  <mmalecki>sweet :)
13:24:10  <mmalecki>did I tell you the story of me starting to use nod?
13:24:12  <mmalecki>*node
13:24:24  <coderarity>i don't think so
13:24:42  <mmalecki>my leg was all messed up!
13:24:54  <mmalecki>so I'm lying in bed, thinking about things to do
13:25:10  <mmalecki>and I decide to check out that new cool thing
13:25:11  <mmalecki>called node
13:25:31  <mmalecki>since I considered myself badass back then, I pull master, compile it and try to use npm
13:25:34  <mmalecki>BANG
13:25:35  <mmalecki>it crashes
13:25:47  <mmalecki>that was right after https2 refactor
13:25:59  <mmalecki>and there was an API incompatibility
13:26:46  <mmalecki>bored kid I was, I make a core test pull request, on my first day with node
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13:27:28  <mmalecki>then I started fiddling with nodejitsu projects
13:27:48  <mmalecki>it went quite fast after that
13:27:57  <mmalecki>got hired like 2 weeks later?
13:28:02  <mmalecki>something like that
13:28:30  <mmalecki></cool-story> <fucking-with-ssl-providers>
13:28:31  <mmalecki>brb
13:28:39  <coderarity>lol
13:28:48  <coderarity>mine is basically /join #node.js
13:29:31  <coderarity>your is way cooler
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13:30:32  <mmalecki>yeah, it's fun
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13:30:52  <mmalecki>the next funny part is how I spend a night debugging http-proxy
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13:31:07  <mmalecki>filling up node core and http-parser with printf's
13:32:06  <cody-->if anyone has time id much appreciate some feedback on an open source project I launched a few days ago: http://www.reddit.com/r/webdev/comments/102or9/i_made_a_web_browser_irc_client_with_nodejs/
13:32:12  <cody-->demo is hosted on jitsu :)
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13:32:57  <mmalecki>cody--: I'll contribute few things when I find some time
13:32:57  <kohai>cody has -20 beers
13:33:00  <mmalecki>cause it's fucking badass
13:34:50  <cody-->thanks a lot man
13:34:53  <cody--><3
13:35:21  <mmalecki>do you want desktop notifications?
13:35:42  <mmalecki>like the ones chrome displays when you get an email?
13:35:53  <cody-->yup, thats been requested by a budy at work
13:35:59  <cody-->like when you're mentioned
13:36:13  <mmalecki>yup :)
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13:38:21  <Guest85358>does this work?
13:38:31  <cody-->does what work
13:39:33  <Guest85358>cody--, some suggestions on nirc - /nick doesn't seem to work, no tab completion, no time stamps
13:39:34  <kohai>cody has -21 beers
13:39:50  <Guest85358>also nickname highlighting
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13:42:05  <cody-->fuck, don't know what keeps randomly crashing the app :(
13:42:18  <pooriaazimi>I also have a few questions regarding the "new" NodeJitsu pricing (http://jit.su/paas/pricing.html). I was planning to go with Heroku, but they apparently don't support WebSockets yet, which my app heavily depends on. NodeJitsu's pricing looks very nice, but...
13:42:32  <cody-->Guest85358: /nick is a definite need right now only /join and /part work
13:42:50  <cody-->tab completion would be pretty cool, im assuming you mean for nick names?
13:42:54  <pooriaazimi>The information on http://jit.su/paas/pricing.html (and also http://jit.su/paas/features.html and http://jit.su/paas/faq.html) are confusing. They don't mention what/how many databases you can have!
13:42:56  <cody-->and yes timestamps, that one would be easy
13:43:05  <coderarity>cody--, yeah
13:43:05  <kohai>cody has -22 beers
13:43:08  <coderarity>cody--, that was me btw
13:43:08  <kohai>cody has -23 beers
13:43:45  <pooriaazimi>Say I go with the $48 option. Can I use redis/mongo/postgres?
13:43:47  <cody-->that crashed it?
13:43:49  <cody-->oh
13:43:56  <cody-->you where Guest85358
13:44:16  <coderarity>pooriaazimi, you get databases with all the plans, and you can have as many as you want
13:44:30  <coderarity>pooriaazimi, they're small databases though
13:45:14  <pooriaazimi>coderarity: a little more information, please? What are they, and how large are they?
13:45:39  <coderarity>pooriaazimi, redis is a redistogo database, mongo is a mongohq database, and couchdb is an iriscouch database
13:45:48  <coderarity>pooriaazimi, they're the sandbox versions of all of them
13:46:21  <pooriaazimi>Are they like 5MB, or 50 MB?
13:46:31  <coderarity>pooriaazimi, it's the same as just getting databases on those services, so if you're looking for large things, just use the respective services
13:47:17  <coderarity>pooriaazimi, depends on the database - i think closer to 5 MB for redis and 512 mb for mongo
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13:48:00  <coderarity>pooriaazimi, iriscouch information here: http://www.iriscouch.com/blog
13:48:46  <pooriaazimi>Oh, I got it... And "the next month" (when the plans will go live) means October? Because in FAQ there's a mrntion of "July" for paid plans.
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13:49:08  <coderarity>it'll be out as soon as it's ready
13:49:13  <coderarity>should be pretty soon
13:50:11  <pooriaazimi>coderarity: OK. Thanks!
13:50:31  <pooriaazimi>But honestly, put these information somewhere in nodejitsu.com!
13:50:51  <pooriaazimi>It's now desperately devoid of any "hard facts" about the service you're offering!
13:51:09  <pooriaazimi>Or at least, I couldn't find anything.
13:51:13  <coderarity>pooriaazimi, https://github.com/nodejitsu/handbook#databases
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13:53:05  <pooriaazimi>Sure, but it should be VERY prominent on http://jit.su/paas/features.html - Right now it's crammed at the bottom.
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13:53:53  <coderarity>well, it's only meant for development
13:53:57  <coderarity>don't want to be misleading
13:58:12  <pooriaazimi>coderarity: Well, you know best, but I think you should be given all the "details" when you want to buy something. I think it's not unreasonable to assume that a huge portion of your target audience wants to know the exact details of the service they're about to purchase.
13:58:52  <coderarity>maybe we could be clearer that the handbook contains a lot of those details
13:59:03  <pooriaazimi>Specially, when your competitors (like heroku.com) display them very prominently.
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13:59:56  <pooriaazimi>If I couldn't reach you on IRC and verify what databases are included, I would probably pass on and go with appfog.com.
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14:00:44  <coderarity>another problem is that a lot of it isn't finalized yet, so if we post too much detail, those details could become outdated very quick
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14:02:01  <pooriaazimi>Besides, right now, it's very hard to compare your service to your rivals (there's a ton of them) just by looking at the pricing table. Your service costs $48 and it has 2 drones. It has an "activate" button that doesn't work. No more info is given.
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14:02:56  <pooriaazimi>coderarity: Oh, that's right. But still, I think a bit more clarity never hurts. Good luck anyway, you got a new customer this afternoon :) Looking forward to use your service.
14:03:25  <coderarity>pooriaazimi, if you need help with anything let me know
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14:10:56  <garrettwilkin>I've had pretty consistent success with 'jitsu deploy' lately
14:11:02  <garrettwilkin>kudos nodejitsu crew
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14:12:55  <hemanth2>ndejitsu OT ??
14:12:58  <AvianFlu>garrettwilkin: ++
14:12:59  <kohai>garrettwilkin has 1 beer
14:13:21  <garrettwilkin>haha
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14:14:45  <hemanth2>garrettwilkin: me too! so wrote https://twitter.com/GNUmanth/status/248370630456647681
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14:15:01  <hemanth2>anyone working on OT here?
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14:28:12  <AvianFlu>what's OT?
14:31:25  <coderarity>the mongolian goddess of mairrage
14:31:31  <coderarity>also occupational therapy
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14:33:15  <coderarity>for some reason i don't think he meant either of those
14:33:27  <coderarity>but part of me wants to say it's related to the mongolian goddess
14:34:05  <AvianFlu>is the name of the goddess "Ot"?
14:34:13  <coderarity>yeah
14:34:22  <AvianFlu>that's a pretty great name for a goddess of marriage
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14:50:22  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: http://architects.dzone.com/articles/heroku-vs-nodejitsu-nodejs it made there
14:50:44  <`3rdEden>hemanth2 nice :)
14:51:01  <`3rdEden>I retweeted your tweet as well
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14:52:51  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: is allowing people to republish bad?
14:53:46  <`3rdEden>hemanth2 I see no reason why it would be bad
14:53:54  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: yes noticed your re-tweet, hits my site might go down cos of this?….hmm i need to worry about the hits, the thing is it should reach many
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14:55:52  <`3rdEden>hemanth2 I doubt that your site will be slash dotted because of a small retweet ;)
14:56:23  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: zomg! :D
14:57:19  <hemanth2>`3rdEden: http://h3manth.com/notes/jq-cs.html deservers a tweet ;) ?
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15:06:53  <hemanth2>Operational Transformation with jitsu? anyone?
15:07:04  <coderarity>oh, that's not what i thought you meant
15:08:17  <coderarity>i don't think so, but you could probably make a module to support it
15:08:17  <hemanth2>coderarity: what did OT imply ?
15:08:27  <AvianFlu>we didn't know what you meant
15:08:30  <AvianFlu>and then you signed off
15:08:42  <coderarity>hemanth2, well i was hoping it was the mongolian goddess of mairrage
15:08:48  <hemanth2>there is a node stuff for it :)
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15:09:04  <hemanth2>coderarity: lol :D
15:09:14  <hemanth2>may her blessing be with me ;)
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15:47:43  <ggoodman>Hey guys, just wanted to say thanks! Your guys' amazing service allowed Plunker to survive at #1 on HackerNews.
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15:50:17  <bradleymeck>ggoodman: take some credit yourself on being so popular, but its really nice to hear :)
15:52:15  <mmalecki>ggoodman: awesome to hear. congrats :)
15:52:50  <ggoodman>I didn't make the post. It wasn't really anything about Plunker even; just a bit of cool code someone put together on the service.
15:53:07  <mmalecki>even better!
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15:54:32  <ggoodman>did you guys even notice the blip/have to make adjustments or did it 'just work'
15:55:03  <cronopio>ggoodman: congrats!
15:55:05  <ggoodman>Google analytics was showing ~440 concurrent users o.O
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15:55:23  <wesbos>Hey guys, has anyone had to deal with node-proxy before?
15:55:28  <bradleymeck>i didnt do anything
15:55:35  <AvianFlu>ggoodman: that's starting to approach the limits of one drone
15:55:37  <AvianFlu>but not quite :)
15:56:05  <cronopio>wesbos: yeah, how can I help you?
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15:56:22  <ggoodman>haha, crazy
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15:56:35  <ggoodman>ttyl guys. thanks again
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15:58:09  <wesbos>cronopio Im not exactly sure whats going on, but I think im using nowjs (i know, bad choice) and my app runs fine locally but I think some of the node proxy stuff is screwing it up when its deployed
15:59:08  <AvianFlu>wesbos: are you getting back a compile error?
15:59:13  <cronopio>wesbos: ok lets dig on that, you have any messages or log?
15:59:48  <wesbos>I get a compile error when i _dont_ include node-proxy in my bundledeps
16:00:53  <cronopio>wesbos: wait a minute. I see node-proxy as dependencie of nowjs, and node-proxy != node-http-proxy, that confuse me :P
16:00:54  <wesbos>builds fine when I do, just having problems loading the generated script on mobile safari, im not even sure if its nodejitsu or just the package because its a client error
16:01:12  <AvianFlu>if it's in the browser it's probably a client error
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16:01:29  <wesbos>sorry did I say node-http-proxy?
16:01:46  <cronopio>wesbos: no, that was a missunderstand by me
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16:02:01  <wesbos>ah okay
16:02:36  <cronopio>AvianFlu: yeah, seems they need to compile this https://github.com/samshull/node-proxy/tree/master/srchttps://github.com/samshull/node-proxy/tree/master/src
16:06:19  <st_luke>when you order two entrees do you eat the spicy one first or second
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16:07:23  <yawnt>mmalecki: ping
16:07:28  <yawnt>i can close that PR then right?
16:08:49  <AvianFlu>yawnt: yes
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16:10:55  <yawnt>AvianFlu: done
16:10:57  <yawnt>thanks
16:11:31  <AvianFlu>YARRRR WELCOME
16:11:41  <AvianFlu>(see what I did there? XD)
16:12:12  <yawnt>yeaRRRR
16:12:16  <cronopio>si capitan!
16:12:19  <yawnt>wat
16:12:21  <yawnt>that's italian
16:12:22  <yawnt>wait
16:12:24  <yawnt>spanish too probably
16:12:26  <yawnt>amirite?
16:13:54  <yawnt>AvianFlu: when i saw the issue i was like... dafuq.. but it was a line of code or so so i said.. ohwell
16:14:02  <yawnt>i trusted you st_luke ;_;
16:15:13  <AvianFlu>I think there's like, one random drone without 0.8 installed on it, and that's what that issue was
16:15:19  <yawnt>i see
16:15:19  <AvianFlu>I'll scan the cloud later and find out
16:15:30  <yawnt>Nodejitsu AV
16:15:36  <yawnt>scans bad drone and kicks their ass
16:15:43  <yawnt>*drones
16:15:56  <AvianFlu>AVAST! BAD DRONE TO STARBOARD!
16:16:28  <nathan7>Hi AvianFlu
16:16:34  <nathan7>How the heck do I tell haibu to use a plugin?
16:16:39  <nathan7>a carapace plugin
16:16:55  <AvianFlu>the carapace plugins, you need cli args for, I think
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16:17:41  <st_luke>yawnt: trusting me was your first mistake
16:17:52  <yawnt>st_luke: :(
16:18:26  <yawnt>but.. but.. i just wanted to be helpful.. (and i did have a lot of free time this morning)
16:18:35  <yawnt>also yummy.. i love yogurts :D
16:19:40  <nathan7>AvianFlu: ..if so, it is well-hidden
16:20:46  <AvianFlu>nathan7: is this your own plugin or one of the regular ones?
16:21:30  <AvianFlu>there's info on it in the readme
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16:21:48  <yawnt>AvianFlu: i was thinking
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16:21:54  <yawnt>right now everything runs on shared right?
16:21:54  <AvianFlu>here's the plugin loading code https://github.com/nodejitsu/haibu-carapace/blob/master/bin/carapace
16:21:57  <nathan7>AvianFlu: I don't see anything in the readme
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16:22:16  <nathan7>Where do the carapace arguments come from?
16:22:33  <AvianFlu>they're set inside haibu
16:22:52  <AvianFlu>I suppose there's a way to configure that in haibu… just a minute
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16:31:20  <nathan7>AvianFlu: You've taken nine already q=
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16:33:34  <wesbos>Getting this deploy error: https://gist.github.com/0b6b63c05eab3fec1fb5
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16:35:16  <ang3lfir3>okay quick question
16:35:29  <ang3lfir3>ne one here? (besides this question)
16:37:11  <nathan7>I wish haibu was more documented
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16:37:35  <bradleymeck>someone had a haibu question? the arguments come from .argv in a plugin
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16:37:58  <bradleymeck>nathan7: https://github.com/nodejitsu/haibu/blob/master/lib/haibu/core/spawner.js#L208
16:38:11  <AvianFlu>wesbos: you should try it again, that was a bad drone - also, you just pasted your auth in a public channel, FYI
16:38:26  <nathan7>bradleymeck: err
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16:38:39  <bradleymeck>generally you write up 2 plugins 1 for haibu to check the sanity of your carapace plugin being able to be used, 1 for haibu-carapace to do things inside of the drone
16:38:48  <ang3lfir3>i would love to know how the heck I create my account.... when I am NOT on my machine.... :( the website vector just bottoms out on me with the email
16:39:11  <nathan7>bradleymeck: I want to hook the listen event from the net plugin
16:39:26  <nathan7>bradleymeck: and poke my redis about stuff listening on a port
16:39:28  <bradleymeck>i have an example of that… sec
16:39:38  <nathan7>:D
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16:41:41  <bradleymeck>nathan7: https://gist.github.com/3750674
16:42:13  <nathan7>bradleymeck: okay
16:42:17  <nathan7>bradleymeck: where does this go?
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16:45:27  <bradleymeck>nathan7: well its a broadway plugin so you could do haibu.use, the binary of haibu has an example, if you can open a ticket about adding pluggable https://github.com/bmeck/broadway-pluggable i can get to that tonight since i guess most people now days just want to use a config
16:47:18  <nathan7>the binary isn't quite a binary q=
16:49:14  <bradleymeck>nathan7: executable, old habit of always making binaries
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16:50:14  <nathan7>bradleymeck: Yeah, I know
16:50:22  <nathan7>My ~/.bin is pretty much binary-free
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17:10:51  <luis_>hi I'm getting an error when trying to use jitsu deploy could someone help me out? https://gist.github.com/3746785
17:11:37  <yawnt>luis_: could you paste your package.json?
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17:11:42  <yawnt>in a gist :)
17:12:02  <luis_>yawnt: also in the gist? yeah sure hold on
17:12:08  <yawnt>thanks
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17:14:15  <luis_>yawnt: added it in a new comment in the gist :)
17:14:18  <yawnt>thanks
17:14:27  <yawnt>"express": ">= undefined",
17:14:29  <yawnt>this line
17:14:41  <yawnt>isn't valid. you need to change it to one of the versions available
17:14:55  <yawnt>which are the ones on line 15 of the gist
17:15:40  <luis_>I tried adding a 3 before but it didn't work, but I didn't add the rc5 or alpha let me do that
17:15:58  <yawnt>it has to be at least three digits
17:16:06  <yawnt>example "express": ">= 0.0.0"
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17:19:06  <luis_>yawnt: you were right aaand it worked! thanks!
17:19:34  <yawnt>you're welcome
17:19:36  <yawnt>:D
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17:23:15  <nathan7>bradleymeck: okay
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17:24:01  <nathan7>ffs
17:24:06  <nathan7>screen crashed
17:24:12  <yawnt>did it
17:24:17  <yawnt>or was the world that stopped for a second?
17:24:31  <nathan7>No, it coredumped
17:24:34  <yawnt>:(
17:24:35  <yawnt>okay
17:24:45  <yawnt>i was trying to be a philosopher
17:25:33  <nathan7>bradleymeck: yo
17:25:46  <bradleymeck>nathan7: sup
17:25:54  <nathan7>bradleymeck: Do you have any idea about the net 'desired' magic?
17:26:01  <nathan7>bradleymeck: because that looks like what I'm after
17:26:33  <bradleymeck>i know what it does how it does it and what it means, actual is the port that was actually assigned to the socket, desired is what the app wishes it got
17:27:02  <nathan7>aha
17:27:10  <nathan7>so my app can just listen on 80
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17:27:18  <nathan7>and gets another actual port
17:27:27  <nathan7>bitchin'
17:27:29  <bradleymeck>yes
17:27:43  <nathan7>wheee
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17:30:02  <nathan7>bradleymeck: also, how do I secure my haibu? there's the token stuff but haibu-api doesn't seem to support it
17:30:47  <bradleymeck>nathan7: if you really want it to be secure i would use iptables and just ban things from talking to it, also open an issue in haibu-api
17:31:38  <nathan7>Man, my iptables-fu is horrible
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17:32:26  <bradleymeck>nathan7: its great, i can even ban localhost and only allow specific ssh tunnels to talk to it
17:32:44  <nathan7>bradleymeck: How do I ban everything but localhost for the moment?
17:32:59  <bradleymeck>nathan7: a different approach is also to just -p /path/to/unix/socket
17:33:42  <nathan7>bradleymeck: Ah! Excellent idea!
17:33:48  <nathan7>Also, I need to figure out UID-ness
17:33:57  <nathan7>I figure I should make a haibu user
17:34:12  <bradleymeck>http://serverfault.com/questions/247176/iptables-only-allow-localhost-access
17:34:12  <nathan7>and not run shit as root >_<
17:34:31  <bradleymeck>nathan7: depends, the user-accounts plugin requires root for example
17:34:43  <bradleymeck>because it must spawn a process as a different user
17:35:13  <nathan7>ah
17:35:20  <nathan7>I hadn't seen that one
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17:35:35  <nathan7>and I don't see it
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17:36:32  <nathan7>..and there it is
17:37:21  <bradleymeck>nathan7: its a pretty much default style of hosting other ppls apps on *nix, throw them in a dir, strip perms
17:37:50  <nathan7>bradleymeck: I'm unsure how to use this thing
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17:39:35  <bradleymeck>haibu --user-accounts, it will try to spawn things and add/remove users with w/e prefix was set default is 'haibu-' so if user bmeck makes an app it will go make a 'haibu-bmeck' if it does not exist and when it pulls down the app to directories:apps it will chown it and spawn inside as the user
17:39:35  <kohai>haibu has -1 beer
17:39:41  <bradleymeck>haibu++
17:39:42  <kohai>haibu has 0 beer
17:39:47  <bradleymeck>darn bot, there was a space!
17:39:54  <nathan7>bradleymeck: excellent
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17:43:21  <nathan7>bradleymeck: Also, where the heck does haibu store the apps?
17:43:27  <nathan7>I deleted the app dir and it returns
17:43:50  <bradleymeck>directories plugin will restore it since it is needed to do things
17:43:57  <bradleymeck>config 'directories:apps'
17:44:09  <nathan7>..what's the default?
17:44:31  <bradleymeck>should be haibu/local
17:45:09  <nathan7>There's nothing in local
17:45:14  <nathan7>I deleted it
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17:45:40  <bradleymeck>ok, that wont stop an app if its just using stuff in memory though
17:45:48  <nathan7>I killed it
17:45:52  <nathan7>haibu and all
17:46:02  <nathan7>ah, autostart
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17:48:56  <nathan7>bradleymeck: ..hrmpf, how do I *connect* to the UNIX socket?
17:49:51  <bradleymeck>well that depends on the tool, socketPath works on some things, also setting port to just a path works on other things
17:50:13  <bradleymeck>request likes socketPath, haibu-api probably just wants port set
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17:50:58  <nathan7>ah, socketPath
17:51:05  <nathan7>haibu-api uses request internally
17:51:25  <nathan7>though.. hrm
17:51:37  <nathan7>I'll go for the iptables way
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17:54:15  <nathan7>bradleymeck: I'm not sure what's happening now
17:54:26  <nathan7> error: { message: 'Unable to grab ownership for files', stack: 'Error: Unable to grab ownership for files\n at ChildProcess.useraccounts.attach.haibu.common.npm.install (/root/haibu/lib/haibu/plugins/useraccounts.js:241:20)\n at ChildProcess.EventEmitter.emit (events.js:91:17)\n at Process._handle.onexit (child_process.js:678:10)' }
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17:58:14  <nathan7>..what the ass
17:58:44  <nathan7>sudo: npm: command not found
17:58:56  <nathan7>I have npm!
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17:59:54  <sberryman>getting: An error has occurred: {"code":"ECONNREFUSED","errno":"ECONNREFUSED","syscall":"connect"} (sberryman / teeleader-api)
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18:01:45  <nathan7>bradleymeck: for some reason haibu can't find npm
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18:02:25  <nathan7>bradleymeck: ..wait
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18:02:34  <nathan7>bradleymeck: I need to make useraccounts for haibu?
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18:02:55  <bradleymeck>nathan7: shouldnt need to
18:03:01  <bradleymeck>haibu has adduser stuff built in
18:03:16  <nathan7>odd
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18:03:39  <bradleymeck>sberryman: sec ill take alook
18:03:44  <sberryman>bradleymeck: thanks
18:04:07  <nathan7>oh, hm
18:04:16  <nathan7>bradleymeck: okay, seems I can deploy stuff
18:04:29  <nathan7>bradleymeck: ..but my port magic doesn't fire anymore
18:04:40  <AvianFlu>sberryman: looks like it works
18:05:20  <sberryman>haha, why does shit always start working after i mention an error in here :)
18:06:01  <bradleymeck>sberryman ill read the logs
18:07:39  <sberryman>maybe it took a min or two for the LB's to pick up the app restart?
18:07:54  <bradleymeck>unlikely
18:08:01  <sberryman>first restart my app showed that it was listening on port 65108 and 2nd restart it showed 41163
18:08:21  <bradleymeck>what are you using for .listen?
18:08:25  <sberryman>that was at 10:53:04 and then the first request that shows up in the logs was at 11:02:57
18:08:54  <sberryman>bradleymeck: on a side note i got the socketstream app running yesterday!
18:09:01  <bradleymeck>very nice
18:09:07  <sberryman>for the first time i see all 4 apps running :)
18:09:17  <bradleymeck>sberryman: did you reduce memory somehow?
18:09:30  <sberryman>not really
18:09:57  <sberryman>i found out that SS_ENV=0 is the same as SS_ENV=1 for socketstream.. basically just having that env variable defined causes it to rebuild all the assets
18:10:07  <bradleymeck>O-o
18:10:48  <bradleymeck>i will have to remember that one
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18:11:00  <sberryman>i'll submit a patch to socketstream for it
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18:11:54  <sberryman>and the var was SS_PACK (i'm brain dead today)
18:12:34  <nathan7>oh wait
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18:18:45  <nathan7>oh goddamnit haibu
18:18:46  <nathan7>:|
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18:23:56  <yawnt>jesusabdullah: yeah AvianFlu commented :P
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18:26:07  <jesusabdullah>yar
18:30:20  <yawnt>jesusabdullah: it was a month's job
18:30:29  <yawnt>i'm suffering so bad right now :(
18:31:31  <yawnt>jk :D.. i need to cook!
18:31:32  <yawnt>pastah
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18:41:47  <coderarity>tips for staying awake other than caffeine?
18:41:59  <AvianFlu>sleep more regularly
18:42:07  <yawnt>^
18:42:09  <yawnt>it works for me
18:42:14  <yawnt>i sleep 8 hours a day
18:42:16  <coderarity>well that's what i'm trying to do
18:42:26  <coderarity>i gotta stay up while the sun is out
18:42:39  <yawnt>coderarity: cold water works for me
18:42:42  <bradleymeck>stay hungry
18:42:44  <yawnt>way more than caffeine does
18:42:58  <coderarity>i've had so much caffeine that i'm getting sick :\
18:43:13  <yawnt>try cold water
18:43:18  <yawnt>also
18:43:33  <yawnt>i'm willing to create a library to provide supah cool utilities to string arrays etc
18:43:42  <yawnt>because i'm tired of awful code
18:43:45  <yawnt>feedback?
18:43:58  <yawnt>(underscore is pretty basic stuff, i want moar)
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18:48:54  <bradleymeck>yawnt sounds good, i would avoid it being monolithic and make sure it works on both browser and node
18:49:14  <yawnt>bradleymeck: i'm really thinking hard about the prototypes
18:49:29  <bradleymeck>yawnt: oh also, never mess with built in prototypes
18:49:43  <yawnt>well
18:49:49  <bradleymeck>if there are 2 or more JS contexts ever, your module will blow up
18:49:58  <yawnt>what?
18:50:01  <yawnt>i haven't understood
18:50:19  <yawnt>you mean like don't extend Array String etc?
18:50:32  <bradleymeck>dont do Array.prototype.myFunction
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18:50:46  <yawnt>yeah i was thinking about that
18:50:57  <yawnt>i saw a talk from jsconf 11
18:51:01  <bradleymeck>if i have a separate context from frames on browser or require('vm') in node it will die hard
18:51:04  <yawnt>where they were discussing that madder
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18:51:13  <yawnt>yup that's true
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18:51:27  <sberryman>connection error again https://gist.github.com/3751458
18:51:31  <yawnt>that's axactly why i wanted to do something like _('blah').method
18:51:40  <yawnt>but also let people extend prototypes if they like
18:51:46  <yawnt>which is pretty much what colors does afaik
18:53:09  <nathan7>coderarity: theobromine
18:53:40  <nathan7>(desmethylcaffeine, 1-desmethylcaffeine if I am not mistaken - fuck the ring numbering on xanthines)
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18:54:15  <bradleymeck>sberryman: ill take a look sec
18:55:43  <bradleymeck>sberryman: found the problem, give me a sec to think of solution, fixing your db entry on your app now
18:56:01  <bradleymeck>update conflict, fun fun
18:56:18  <yawnt>bradleymeck: also not monolithic.. you mean like extensible with plugins and that you can decide what to include?
18:56:32  <bradleymeck>yawnt: yes
18:56:45  <bradleymeck>even if a "plugin" is just putting it on a namespace
18:57:00  <bradleymeck>pulling in large utility libraries tends to scare off some people
18:58:08  <yawnt>yeah that's how it was going to be
19:00:24  <yawnt>now i need to check out if actually underscore has everything i want
19:00:33  <yawnt>but it looks really sparse
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19:03:10  <rmill>NP
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19:14:28  <nathan7>fucking hell
19:14:55  <nathan7>haibu is no longer fun
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19:16:13  <nathan7>bradleymeck: why would 'Error: package.json error: can't find starting script: node app' happen?
19:16:44  <bradleymeck>nathan7: whats scripts.start in your package json
19:16:48  <nathan7>bradleymeck: node app
19:16:55  <yawnt>node app.js
19:16:59  <yawnt>and it will work
19:17:04  <nathan7>node app works here
19:17:10  <nathan7>but not on haibu
19:17:12  <yawnt>yeah
19:17:17  <yawnt>try node app.js
19:17:19  <sberryman>bradleymeck: what was the issue?
19:17:23  <yawnt>i was having that problem with express
19:17:29  <yawnt>the template has npm start set to node app
19:17:31  <yawnt>i added the .js
19:17:36  <yawnt>and it worked on nodejitsu
19:17:47  <nathan7>and now I get error spawning drone
19:17:47  <nathan7>whoo
19:17:58  <nathan7>I feel like we're moving forward
19:18:24  <bradleymeck>sberryman: your db doc has gotting into a conflict, im watching it while i try to code a solution to prevent future occurances, something about your restart listened on a new port and the conflict prevented the doc from updating for load balancing on the port number
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19:19:23  <bradleymeck>sberryman: by restart i mean after a crash, not you running deploy or anything
19:19:57  <sberryman>okay, i just tried to hit it and it just responded with empty reply (lb 165.225.130.237)
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19:20:41  <sberryman>i have a feeling redis connection is getting dropped and apparently i wasn't listening to that error and if you don't listen for errors on redis it throws and exception and won't try and reconnect
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19:21:30  <bradleymeck>sberryman: could be
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19:21:55  <nathan7>bradleymeck: so, err
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19:26:24  <garrettwilkin>when you load the page, you get a random node size and color. All users see this color and size too. That way you can see how many people are on the site, by looking at the different colors being added. Reload the page for new circle color & size. http://hackerclub.jit.su/force.html
19:26:40  <garrettwilkin>just deployed again… successfully on the first try!
19:28:24  <blakmatrix>garrettwilkin: reminds me sort of my app i wrote last year http://olive.jit.su/
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19:28:48  <blakmatrix>cept I dont have stats just the color on the website changes haha
19:30:17  <nathan7>garrettwilkin: THAT PAGE IS MADE OF AWESOME
19:30:29  <garrettwilkin>nathan7: haha thanks :)
19:31:04  <nathan7>topology makes the best toys
19:31:13  <garrettwilkin>i think i'm going to add a feature where the nodes slowly fade out, like within 30 seconds
19:32:20  <nathan7>I have to stop playing with it
19:32:24  <garrettwilkin>looks like random number generation is better on Nodejitsu's server than on my mac
19:32:32  <nathan7>or I won't be getting anything done for the next week
19:32:36  <garrettwilkin>not sure if that's possible, but that's what it seemed like
19:32:39  <garrettwilkin>haha
19:33:26  <AvianFlu>could be smartOS vs osx
19:34:01  <nathan7>smarto's
19:34:08  <nathan7>nootropic cereal
19:35:13  <nathan7>hrm
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19:44:16  <ivangm15>hi?
19:44:28  <ivangm15>this is ivan
19:45:16  <ivangm15>can i help me ?
19:45:40  <blakmatrix>hi ivangm15
19:45:49  <blakmatrix>what seems to be the issue?
19:46:41  <ivangm15>tanks @blacmatrix
19:47:53  <terite>Is this an appropriate place for flatiron questions?
19:48:08  <blakmatrix>yes
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19:48:36  <terite>I'm wondering why the strange keys for resourceful children. AKA child[rfactory.key] = factory.lowerResource + '/' + id + '/' + cid;
19:48:57  <ivangm15>ok, i am install an aplication into the nodejitsu
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19:49:53  <ivangm15>in the console shome this error :
19:50:15  <jcrugzz>terite: That would make sense for something like CouchDB since calls are made through http but I haven't personally looked at the code base for resourceful
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19:53:09  <blakmatrix>ivangm15: place your error in this http://gist.github.com and paste the link
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19:54:02  <jaha>is the ability to require() JSON files a node specific commonjs feature or is it covered under the commonjs spec?
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19:57:16  <bradleymeck>jaha commonjs spec is very loose, json is node extendend
19:57:51  <ivangm15>how can i configurate the file package.json for upload to nodejitsu
19:57:57  <jaha>bradleymeck: thats what i figured, thanks
19:58:23  <ivangm15>can i help me?
19:59:24  <garrettwilkin>ivangm15: just using jitsu should repopulate the package.json for you, if you don't have one already.
19:59:49  <garrettwilkin>ivangm15: i didn't have a package.json file in my app initially when i tried to deploy with jitsu
20:02:43  <blakmatrix>ivangm15: take a look at http://package.json.jit.su
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20:09:36  <ivangm15>tanks @blakmatrix, this is link git://gist.github.com/3751924.git
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20:10:35  <ivangm15>https://gist.github.com/3751924.js
20:14:16  <blakmatrix>ivangm15: what is the command you are running, just `jitsu deploy`?
20:15:01  <ivangm15>@blakmatrix> yes
20:15:05  <blakmatrix>ivangm15: run `jitsu deploy --debug and give me the full output in a jist `
20:15:25  <ivangm15>ok
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20:17:34  <garrettwilkin>blakmatrix: what do you guys do when people deploy stupid stuff to nodejitsu?
20:18:01  <blakmatrix>garrettwilkin: what do yo umean by stupid stuff
20:18:30  <garrettwilkin>like my app now, sets an interval for every visitor to the site. and it doesn't clear those intervals. pretty dumb. so if i get a 100 visitors, i will have 100 callbacks firing within my interval
20:19:01  <blakmatrix>notng really... if you pp crashes it will be restarted by forever
20:19:02  <garrettwilkin>so I'm thinking that if a bunch of people went to my site, i know, HIGHLY UNLIKELY… but bear with me…
20:19:17  <garrettwilkin>hmmm okay
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20:19:29  <ivangm15>https://gist.github.com/3751975
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20:19:44  <garrettwilkin>so… I'm just wondering if it would just start getting super slow… or actually crash…. who knows
20:20:04  <ivangm15><@blakmatrix> this is my error show me in console
20:21:34  <ivangm15>can you see the link
20:21:35  <ivangm15>?
20:22:02  <blakmatrix>ivangm15: you need to activate your user
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20:22:48  <ivangm15>how can i activate my user?
20:22:50  <blakmatrix>ivangm15: check your e-mail you should have somethign with a `jitsu users confirm ivangm15 ...`
20:23:44  <ivangm15>yes but i dont know how activate my user
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20:26:38  <ivangm15> <@blakmatrix> I did confirm my user but this error show me
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20:38:38  <cody-->yawn
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20:38:59  <blakmatrix>wake up!
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20:51:33  <sberryman>bradleymeck: i pushed a new version of sberryman/teeleader-api and still getting the econnrefused error
20:54:04  <bradleymeck>sberryman: looks like your app is still alive but the server you started closed, im seeing connections to something on amazon and the pid, sec
20:54:29  <sberryman>bradleymeck: it actually looks like the deploy failed
20:54:36  <sberryman>i'm not seeing the latest snapshop
20:55:06  <bradleymeck>sberryman: ah so im looking at your old app on snapshot 0.1.4?
20:55:16  <sberryman>0.1.6 is the latest
20:55:22  <sberryman>and trying to push 0.1.7 right now
20:55:49  <sberryman>develop.nodejitsu.com is showing that 0.1.6 is running
20:55:54  <bradleymeck>lets see what hapenned
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20:56:10  <bradleymeck>develop.nodejitsu.com < jitsu
20:56:24  <bradleymeck>may just be biased...
20:56:28  <sberryman>ha
20:56:35  <sberryman>it is trying to start 0.1.7 right now
20:57:00  <yawnt>cody--:
20:57:00  <kohai>cody has -24 beers
20:57:03  <sberryman>okay, showing 0.1.7 active
20:57:03  <yawnt>?
20:57:21  <yawnt>what's up cody-- ?
20:57:53  <sberryman>blakmatrix: https://gist.github.com/3752208
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20:59:26  <cody-->oh nothing, i was just "yawning"
20:59:27  <cody-->)
20:59:35  <yawnt>oh
20:59:36  <yawnt>okay
20:59:36  <yawnt>:P
20:59:42  <sberryman>bradleymeck: https://gist.github.com/3752208 (sorry blakmatrix didn't mean to call you out)
20:59:51  <bradleymeck>sberryman: lookin
21:00:20  <jesusabdullah>bradleymeck: not biased, I 100% agree
21:00:21  <jesusabdullah><3
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21:01:42  <bradleymeck>sberryman: the pid is alive and well, but your server is not listening on a port anymore so probably closed? checked with netstat -a for my sanity
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21:05:33  <sberryman>strange, no idea why it wouldnt be listening
21:05:41  <sberryman>i'm not seeing anything in the logs
21:06:04  <sberryman>nothing in the logs since 12:12 (almost 2 hours ago)
21:06:27  <sberryman>stopping and starting now
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21:07:45  <yawnt>allright
21:07:47  <yawnt>i'm off
21:07:49  <yawnt>cya
21:08:30  <sberryman>bradleymeck: stop and start didn't do anything
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21:20:53  <sberryman>now this is crazy: https://github.com/videlalvaro/gifsockets
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21:47:11  <Nodejitsu-Github>[director/master] Fix unterminated RegExp groups. - Colton Baker
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22:41:00  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu] jesusabdullah pushed 4 new commits to master: http://git.io/HYdBWg
22:41:00  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/master] [fix] layout - yawnt
22:41:00  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/master] [minor] wrong files - yawnt
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