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00:04:09  <harbhub>hey fellas
00:04:11  <harbhub>simple question
00:04:32  <harbhub>how do i make a collection using my mongohq 'free plan' database?
00:04:36  <harbhub>in my node app
00:04:50  <harbhub>my mongo uri is: mongodb://<user>:<password>@alex.mongohq.com:10099/harbhub
00:04:58  <harbhub>which is weird because who is alex? lol
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00:09:24  <blakmatrix>is that the one you provisioned from jitsu tool
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00:11:37  <distilledchaos>For some odd reason, I cannot authenticate. I've reset my password a few times.
00:11:48  <distilledchaos>Are there requirements it's not telling me about?
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00:19:41  <distilledchaos>Curiously, it appears that nodejitsu has some unspecified password requirements.
00:19:56  <distilledchaos>If I try a randomly generated alphanumeric password (16 characters) it works, and I can login.
00:20:32  <distilledchaos>However, changing the password to my more complex password (symbols, alphanumeric characters, 26+ characters), it fails.
00:20:33  <harbhub>blakmatrix: me?
00:22:46  <distilledchaos>Any idea what the password requirements are?
00:23:56  <blakmatrix>alphanumeric
00:24:00  <blakmatrix>i believe
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00:25:52  <distilledchaos>blakmatrix: Interesting, any idea why? That seems like a foolish and insecure plan...
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00:27:02  <harbhub>yeah anything that doesn't let me put symbols/numbers into my password is STUPID by default
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00:27:17  <harbhub>i can't make a secure password without my symbols!
00:27:26  <jesusabdullah>distilledchaos: requirements are the same as basic auth
00:27:30  <jesusabdullah>harbhub: distilledchaos ^^
00:27:33  <jesusabdullah>blakmatrix: ^^
00:27:43  <harbhub>fix it lol
00:27:44  <jesusabdullah>meaning: decidedly larger character set than alphanumeric
00:28:01  <blakmatrix>ah yes sorry i was thinking of usernames
00:28:13  <harbhub>oh i'm thinking passwords
00:28:22  <blakmatrix>passwords
00:28:32  <blakmatrix>who needs them anyways
00:28:39  <blakmatrix>i use keys
00:28:46  <blakmatrix>:P
00:28:57  <harbhub>lol
00:30:07  <distilledchaos>I wish you could use keys for site login...
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02:50:05  <coderarity>that's really ironic - blakmatrix said "wake up" right after i fell asleep
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02:56:07  <bardu>just for the records: my first deploy on the build server failed with https://gist.github.com/3753679 , the second attempt succeeded
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03:54:26  <BrandonGriggs>Hey guys, any updates on a support ticket for installing a custom domain SSL? Almost going on a week now
03:55:25  <AvianFlu>BrandonGriggs: I'll do it in the AM pacific time, sorry for the delay
03:57:05  * anoemipart
03:57:40  <BrandonGriggs>Ok, thanks. I'll check in tomorrow AM.
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04:15:27  <mdedetrich>will the currently free nodejitsu apps always be online?
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04:25:24  <mdedetrich>@coderarity: ding
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04:32:04  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: they will go offline if you don't pay for them, yes
04:32:17  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: like, the files themselves won't be deleted or anything! We just turn off the drones
04:32:35  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: right, is there an eta (or a warning) for this
04:32:50  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: we are planning to deploy something for production on jitsu, don't need it going offline
04:33:27  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: you will have a month after billing goes live
04:33:37  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: and there will be notice of billing going live, I assure you!
04:34:00  <mdedetrich>oh awesome, have there every been situations of apps going down with the current system
04:34:49  <chilts>I get pings every now and again that the app is down, not sure why, but it does seem to come back after a period of time (mostly)
04:34:57  <chilts>once it didn't come back without a restart
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04:40:08  <jesusabdullah>typically apps run and run
04:40:13  <jesusabdullah>sometimes strange things happen
04:40:14  <jesusabdullah>sometimes
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05:03:36  <mdedetrich>Sly: hi thar
05:03:58  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: getting a lot of deploy errors due to a bad drone
05:04:11  <Sly>Hey, mdedetrich.
05:04:11  <Sly>:)
05:04:44  <Sly>Had to fix my new router setup. Bugged out on me for a minute there.
05:04:44  <Sly>xD
05:05:15  <mdedetrich>yeah routers are quite silly
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05:05:39  <Sly>I'm currently running two at the same time.
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05:08:26  <Sly>It's a neat setup, to say the least.
05:09:15  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: what is your username ?
05:10:03  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: it happens randomly, last couple have worked
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05:15:07  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: last deploy just exploded
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05:32:03  <Sly>jesusabdullah, https://github.com/flatiron/director/issues/59 can be closed. My PR fixed that issue.
05:35:26  <blakmatrix>Sly: I closed it :)
05:35:33  <Sly>k.
05:35:34  <blakmatrix>thanx
05:35:39  <Sly>I'm checking to see if #138 can be closed with it.
05:35:45  <Sly>Forgot to run a test against that one.
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05:44:57  <Sly>Yeah. Go figure. It's broken on that one.
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05:58:09  <jesusabdullah>lulz
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06:41:33  <Sly>jesusabdullah, ping
06:43:06  <Sly>blakmatrix, ping
06:43:20  <blakmatrix>hy
06:43:26  <nathan7>hey earthlings
06:43:29  <Sly>https://github.com/flatiron/director/pull/145 needs to be merged.
06:43:36  <blakmatrix>just working on pulling apart my cr-48 atm
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06:46:57  <blakmatrix>Sly: can you explain to me why you do this (start || '(')
06:47:10  <Sly>Just to allow for it to be used for other things.
06:47:19  <Sly>Say if you wanted to check for unterminated character groups..
06:47:21  <Sly>You could do..
06:47:30  <Sly>`terminator(path, this.delimiter, '[', ']')`
06:47:39  <Sly>Instead of using '(' and ')'
06:48:07  <Sly>But it'll default to '(' and ')' if nothing is provided as delimiters for start & stop
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06:50:37  <yawnt>hellow
06:50:45  <Sly>yawnt, <3
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06:50:57  <yawnt>hey Sly
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06:52:32  <wibuni>hi
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06:55:31  <Sly>blakmatrix, just merge it as soon as you get a chance. It's a pretty major bugfix.
06:55:45  <Sly>Which I had a feeling it was going to do something like that when it came to more complex regexes.
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06:56:40  <blakmatrix>man i hate seeing the two differnt nots together
06:56:49  <blakmatrix>lol
06:57:28  <Sly>lol
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06:57:35  <Sly>I never said it was pretty. It works, though.
07:00:17  <yawnt>what works?
07:00:29  <Sly>https://github.com/flatiron/director/pull/145
07:00:31  <yawnt>also my first PR got merg'd in jitsu
07:00:34  <yawnt>yay
07:00:46  <yawnt>i mean.. first pr in jitsu
07:00:46  <Sly>Congrats. :)
07:00:50  <yawnt>not first ever
07:00:59  <blakmatrix>I would like to defer to having another set of eyes look at this, For the most part it seems straight forward... I mean unless you can absolutely guarantee it works and will not cause side effects
07:01:42  <Sly>blakmatrix, that's why I told you to merge that PR. I originally made that with the intent to fix #59, which it did. However, I forgot to test for #138. So that's what the bugfix is doing.
07:01:53  <Sly>All of the tests pass, as you can see with the Travis build.
07:02:15  <Sly>And I've tried it with a couple of complex regexes, and it hasn't bugged out.
07:02:24  <Sly>Including the test case in #138.
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07:05:54  <Sly>Oh hell.
07:05:58  <Sly>I hope I don't have to type all of that again.
07:05:58  <Sly>xD
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07:06:12  <Sly>Welcome back.
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07:06:16  <blakmatrix>sorry
07:06:20  <Sly>It's cool.
07:06:26  <Sly>Did you see my last few messages?
07:06:29  <blakmatrix>ISP is doing maintenence for next 3 hours
07:06:30  <blakmatrix>no
07:06:32  <blakmatrix>paste them
07:06:35  <yawnt>you scared him Sly
07:06:38  <blakmatrix>lol
07:06:39  <Sly><Sly> blakmatrix, that's why I told you to merge that PR. I originally made that with the intent to fix #59, which it did. However, I forgot to test for #138. So that's what the bugfix is doing.
07:06:40  <Sly><Sly> All of the tests pass, as you can see with the Travis build.
07:06:40  <Sly><Sly> And I've tried it with a couple of complex regexes, and it hasn't bugged out.
07:06:40  <Sly><Sly> Including the test case in #138.
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07:08:45  <blakmatrix>https://github.com/Southern/director/blob/d683eaebfd13ba2d2000594807871b0bb8ede2b3/lib/director/router.js#L294 that look good to you?
07:09:05  <Sly>Yeah. That's the intended use.
07:09:21  <Sly>`terminator(path, this.terminator)` is where the start = (start || '(') (etc) comes in.
07:09:31  <blakmatrix>as well as https://github.com/Southern/director/blob/d683eaebfd13ba2d2000594807871b0bb8ede2b3/lib/director/router.js#L267 ?
07:09:43  <Sly>Yup. All intended to work that way.
07:09:47  <blakmatrix>ok
07:09:51  <blakmatrix>i'll trust you
07:10:14  <yawnt>are you sure there's no better way to write all those ifs?
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07:10:49  <blakmatrix>yawnt there is but ther eis little sence witting them piecmeal
07:10:51  <blakmatrix>sense
07:11:11  <yawnt>piecmeal?
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07:11:15  <Nodejitsu-Github>[director] blakmatrix pushed 2 new commits to master: http://git.io/-T9z1A
07:11:15  <Nodejitsu-Github>[director/master] Fix unterminated RegExp groups. - Colton Baker
07:11:15  <Nodejitsu-Github>[director/master] Merge pull request #145 from Southern/issue_138 - Farrin Reid
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07:11:17  <Sly>Yeah. I lost him at "ther"
07:11:19  <Sly>xD
07:11:20  <blakmatrix>piecemeal
07:11:39  <blakmatrix>Characterized by unsystematic partial measures taken over a period of time.
07:11:58  <yawnt>oook
07:12:52  <Sly>Cute hamster, blakmatrix.
07:12:54  <Sly>:shipit:
07:12:58  <Sly>First time seeing that. xD
07:13:41  <blakmatrix>meaning better to do it all at once... i guess, I mean if you are gonna refactor its better to wait and do it all at once, rahter than making half the code use varios methods which make the code harder to read
07:13:45  <Sly>https://github.com/flatiron/director/issues/138 can be closed, too.
07:14:23  <blakmatrix>but i guess that can happen regardless, seeing as its OS and no one is dictating what format you must use lol
07:14:55  <yawnt>you sure are in a fix rage Sly :P
07:15:02  <Sly>:P
07:15:05  <Sly>I've been bored.
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07:23:10  <yawnt>i love the new profile
07:23:15  <yawnt>in github
07:23:17  <yawnt>:3
07:24:24  <Lemminkainen_>#join nodejs
07:24:32  <Lemminkainen_>fup
07:24:34  <Lemminkainen_>sorry
07:25:18  <blakmatrix>cool i just fixed my cr-48 http://cr-48.wikispaces.com/
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07:25:36  <blakmatrix>just had to re adjust the lcd screen plugin lol
07:25:51  <blakmatrix>no my gimp book isnt so broken
07:26:01  <yawnt>lol
07:27:17  <blakmatrix>it was the laptop i used to work my first month at nodejitsu :P
07:27:24  <blakmatrix>then it broke
07:27:29  <yawnt>ouch
07:27:44  <yawnt>i broke my laptop too last week
07:27:48  <yawnt>the old one
07:27:50  <blakmatrix>and then i ponied up for a MBP 13" lol
07:27:58  <yawnt>it was heating too much
07:28:05  <yawnt>i opened it up
07:28:32  <yawnt>by the time i was done i had a bunch of spare screws and some broken wires in my hands
07:28:45  <yawnt>RIP hp, you will be missed :(
07:28:56  * Slytaps fingers on desk.
07:29:03  <Sly>Trying to figure out what I want to set as my avatar on Github.
07:29:12  <yawnt>a pony
07:29:39  <Sly>I was thinking of jacking the AOKP logo's unicorns and rainbows. :x
07:30:29  <Sly>Or I could use: http://i.imgur.com/13EC3.jpg
07:30:53  <Sly>:x
07:31:03  <yawnt>or
07:31:16  <yawnt>you could use the superman S
07:31:22  <yawnt>s for Southern
07:31:35  <yawnt>:\
07:31:46  <yawnt>hint: just kidding
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07:32:31  <yawnt>blakmatrix: i want a macbook too
07:32:34  <yawnt>but air
07:32:42  <yawnt>they're so thin :3
07:32:51  <Sly>I'm not sure if Gravatar allows GIFs, but I could use: http://i.imgur.com/xY2l1.gif
07:33:07  <yawnt>please dont
07:33:15  <yawnt>gifs are so annoying
07:33:55  <mdedetrich>not as annoying as html emails
07:34:44  <Sly>^
07:34:53  <yawnt>moar
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07:35:11  <yawnt>my eyes die a little when i see gifs on a page
07:36:00  <Sly>Just be glad I didn't post some nsfw gifs that I have.
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07:38:08  <blakmatrix>good I'd probably have to kick you :P in general don't post anything you wouldnt want the pope to see
07:38:28  <blakmatrix>or at least you figure the pope wouldn WANt to see :P
07:39:52  <Sly>I don't know, now.. after all of the stuff I hear about Catholics, he might like my GIFs.
07:40:02  <Sly>Only thing is..
07:40:12  <Sly>I don't like jailbait.
07:40:23  <Sly>So he would probably get asshurt. :x
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07:44:17  <yawnt>only thing i want
07:44:25  <yawnt>is a tiling wm for osx
07:44:30  <yawnt>then i can switch
07:44:34  <yawnt>;_;
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07:46:34  <blakmatrix>Sly: be mindful of what you say in here, courteous and sensitive and all that jazz, it may be late and fairly empty but thats not an excuse
07:47:08  <yawnt>it's 10 am in europe
07:47:14  <yawnt>beware of time zones
07:48:00  <blakmatrix>well in general :P this room is pretty inactive around these times :P
07:48:21  <yawnt>NOT WHEN IM AROUND
07:48:26  <yawnt>im the party man
07:48:30  <yawnt>;_;
07:48:34  <yawnt>am i not?
07:49:12  <yawnt>blakmatrix: question.. do you use multiple monitors on osx?
07:49:27  <blakmatrix>no
07:49:39  <yawnt>how do you switch windows?
07:49:42  <blakmatrix>i use it as laptop
07:49:56  <blakmatrix>i have a window$ box
07:50:01  <yawnt>no
07:50:03  <yawnt>i mean
07:50:15  <blakmatrix>3 finger swipe
07:50:28  <yawnt>isnt that slow?
07:50:41  <yawnt>i have like 4 virtual screens in linux
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07:50:58  <yawnt>alt+f<n> and i switch
07:51:06  <blakmatrix>If i could figure out how to o key press i would
07:51:19  <yawnt>blakmatrix: im just trying to understand if osx would be good for me
07:51:19  <Sly>blakmatrix, will do. We need a #nodejitsu-offtopic, like #archlinux has.
07:52:06  <yawnt>there's 4chan for dat
07:52:08  <yawnt>:D
07:52:11  <blakmatrix>LAWL
07:52:29  <Sly>...The only reason I go on 4chan is to collect the GIFs that I will eventually annoy you with.
07:52:32  <Sly>Do you really want to send me there?
07:52:37  <yawnt>yep
07:52:45  <Sly>-_-
07:52:47  <yawnt>actually i dont do 4chan
07:52:54  <yawnt>too much shit..
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07:53:08  <Sly>I don't *do* 4chan. I just crawl for interesting GIFs from time to time.
07:53:11  <deoxxa>MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
07:53:16  <Sly>deoxxa, <3
07:53:37  <yawnt>deoxxa: i was thinking
07:53:39  <deoxxa>wryyyyyyy
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07:53:52  <yawnt>MOVE UP WITH BITTORRENT.js
07:53:57  <deoxxa>oh yeah
07:54:05  <deoxxa>i should work on that on the plane tomorrow
07:54:11  <yawnt>good
07:54:11  <blakmatrix>I dunno... I mean, linux is good, but mac is nice because, I like the simplicity and compartmentalization of things i guess, i dunno they are both really differnt
07:54:12  <deoxxa>SKYCODER
07:54:18  * deoxxawhoosh
07:54:32  <yawnt>deoxxa: it's called attack from the sky
07:54:52  <yawnt>you do a huge git push from 10k feet
07:54:56  <yawnt>like a bomb
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07:55:32  <deoxxa>haha wow
07:55:37  <deoxxa>so we have this gps tracking application right
07:55:41  <deoxxa>testing it with a customer at the moment
07:55:42  <yawnt>no
07:55:44  <yawnt>WRONG
07:55:49  <deoxxa>he's got the tracker in his car
07:55:54  <deoxxa>we're watching where he goes in real time
07:55:56  <yawnt>ok (,_, )
07:56:02  <deoxxa>keep sending him text messages about where he is
07:56:10  <deoxxa>"oh that was a tough corner"
07:56:10  <deoxxa>etc
07:56:11  <yawnt>deoxxa: strip club, casino, ...
07:56:17  <deoxxa>he stopped in at a restaurant
07:56:23  <deoxxa>"try the steak"
07:56:30  <yawnt>then just text everything to his wife
07:56:33  <deoxxa>haha
07:56:33  <yawnt>:3
07:56:47  <deoxxa>this is the most lol thing i've done at work in a while
07:56:55  <yawnt> yeah
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07:57:00  <yawnt>i wish i was tgere
07:57:02  <yawnt>there
07:57:05  <yawnt>:(
07:57:28  <yawnt>also koalas
07:57:38  <deoxxa>more like killala
07:57:49  <yawnt>deoxxa: today new naruto is out
07:57:53  <yawnt>you jelly?
07:58:09  <deoxxa>for several reasons, no
07:58:12  <deoxxa>._.
07:58:21  <yawnt>sure..
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08:07:50  <cjm>ECONNREFUSED again on nodeup
08:08:08  <cjm>if anyone has a sec
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08:33:22  <ravensteel>hello, a have a problem deploying my app to nodejitsu
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08:33:51  <ravensteel>error: Error: connect ECONNREFUSED error: at errnoException (net.js:768:11) error: at Object.afterConnect [as oncomplete] (net.js:759:19)
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08:37:30  <ravensteel>is it possible to deploy a socket application ?
08:39:21  <jesusabdullah>what do you mean by "a socket application" ?
08:39:34  <yawnt>tcp i guess
08:39:38  <yawnt>also hai
08:39:47  <yawnt>jesusabdullah: thx for merging :)
08:40:24  <ravensteel>yes.. its a tcp proxy
08:40:56  <ravensteel>listen some tcp port on remote server and exposes websocket
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08:42:10  <yawnt>i think it's http only atm
08:44:07  <jesusabdullah>yawnt: sure :)
08:44:24  <ravensteel>i see...so its just plain http kind hosting ?
08:44:44  <jesusabdullah>ravensteel: You can connect to other tcp services, but you cannot listen as tcp, only http, because we use an http proxy
08:45:16  <ravensteel>so no websocket ?
08:45:48  <yawnt>yeah
08:46:00  <yawnt>ws are supported
08:46:11  <cjm>jesusabdullah when you get a second could you fix a ECONNREFUSED error on nodeup
08:46:11  <Sly>Alright. I'm off. Might be back sometime before Sunday.
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08:46:50  <jesusabdullah>ravensteel: websocket is http
08:46:59  <jesusabdullah>cjm: alright, one moment
08:47:10  <ktk>is there a way to get a node console when a program finished instead of quitting it? wanna inspect some elements
08:47:15  <jesusabdullah>cjm: username/app?
08:47:28  <jesusabdullah>ktk: look up node's built-in inspector action
08:47:34  <jesusabdullah>ktk: or, the repl library
08:49:00  <ktk>jesusabdullah: tnx will check it out
08:52:52  <cjm>jesusabdullah nodeup/nodeup
08:52:54  <cjm>i think
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08:55:00  <jesusabdullah>cjm: according to our database nodeup/NodeUp is not running. Can you give it a jitsu stop && jitsu start and see where that gets you?
08:55:14  <jesusabdullah>cjm: if that doesn't clear it I should be able to grep the logs
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09:00:58  <ravensteel>i've make socket.io to listen on port 80 but it still geves error warn: Error returned from Nodejitsu error: Error: connect ECONNREFUSED error: at errnoException (net.js:768:11) error: at Object.afterConnect [as oncomplete] (net.js:759:19)
09:01:28  <`3rdEden>listen to port above 1024 ravensteel
09:01:32  <jesusabdullah>can you change the port to one above 1024 please?
09:01:35  <yawnt>> 1024
09:01:37  <yawnt>damn
09:01:38  <jesusabdullah>Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem but it is
09:01:40  <yawnt>:(
09:01:47  <jesusabdullah>you'll get better with practice yawnt
09:01:53  <`3rdEden>Ha! beat you all to it ;)
09:02:01  <yawnt>i'm on mobile
09:02:09  <yawnt>doesnt count T_T
09:02:19  <`3rdEden>soo! I'm at home!
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09:03:35  <yawnt>jesusabdullah: we should make kohai keep tracks of points
09:03:42  <yawnt>see who wins :>
09:04:03  <`3rdEden>that's not fair :( kohai doesn't like my nickname ;(
09:04:19  <yawnt>exactly
09:04:22  <yawnt>:D
09:05:46  <yawnt>`3rdEden: /nick ThirdEden
09:05:49  <yawnt>:P
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09:06:02  <`3rdEden>i already have thurddasheden :)
09:06:13  <yawnt>wat
09:06:19  <yawnt>what's that?
09:06:19  <`3rdEden>ino rite :9
09:07:03  <cjm>jesusabdullah thanks, start/stop worked
09:07:08  <`3rdEden>I needed to have nickname to connect to irc as freenode instantly bans with a (exessive flood) message when I connect with `3rdEden ;9
09:07:17  <yawnt>lol
09:07:31  <`3rdEden>kohai isn't the only one that hates my nicname
09:07:49  <yawnt>though life having a number in front of your nick huh?
09:08:21  <`3rdEden>yawnt yup!
09:08:22  <yawnt>tough
09:08:30  <yawnt>damn you autocorrect
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09:09:06  <kil3n>hey all
09:09:16  <kil3n>keep getting a 500 on first deploy
09:09:55  <yawnt>could you gist the output of jitsu and your package.json?
09:10:14  <kil3n>yep
09:10:19  <jesusabdullah>cool
09:10:31  <yawnt> +1 on me jesusabdullah ;)
09:11:20  <kil3n>can you get at this?
09:11:21  <kil3n>https://gist.github.com/a74f5bf84d5789721417
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09:18:43  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: just hit another bad drone
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09:18:50  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: same username/app
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09:21:56  <mdedetrich>holy fuken shitballs
09:21:58  <mdedetrich>this works in IE
09:23:16  <kil3n>yawnt: could you read that gist?
09:23:31  <ravensteel>error: Error output from Haibu: error: error: Error: Error spawning drone error: at onExit (/root/haibu-orchestra/node_modules/haibu/lib/haibu/core/ spawner.js:374:17) error: at listener (/root/haibu-orchestra/node_modules/haibu/node_modules/ forever-monitor/node_modules/broadway/node_modules/eventemitter2/lib/eventemitte r2.js:232:10) error: at EventEmitter.emit (/root/haibu-orchestra/node_modules/haibu/
09:23:45  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: I wasn't able to fix that other one, I don't have the keys to the recipes or whatever
09:23:50  <jesusabdullah>ravensteel: http://gist.github.com
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09:24:07  <yawnt>kil3n: uhm yeah.. i read.. jesusabdullah any clue about what that could be?
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09:24:27  <kil3n>just says 500 error, not much help there ;0
09:24:30  <ravensteel>gist: 3754878
09:24:33  <yawnt>https://gist.github.com/a74f5bf84d5789721417 this is kil3n 's gist
09:24:58  <ravensteel>https://gist.github.com/3754878
09:25:39  <kil3n>just signed up yesterday, and activated the account today if that's any help (username: avocado)
09:25:43  <kil3n>*avocade
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09:40:34  <ravensteel> Error: Cannot find module 'socket.io' how can i add it to app ?
09:40:57  <yawnt>dependencies in your package.json
09:40:58  <yawnt>eg
09:41:25  <yawnt>"dependencies": { "socket.io": "*" }
09:41:31  <ravensteel>thanks
09:42:07  <kil3n>yawnt: haiku works fine, so must be on deploy end: https://gist.github.com/a9fe30ec47cc7b42aee3
09:42:09  <yawnt>welcome :)
09:42:52  <yawnt>kil3n: unfortunately i dont work for nodejitsu so i cant check the server.. you might want to wait for someone from the support team :)
09:43:01  <kil3n>ah I see
09:43:06  <kil3n>all sleeping now
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09:54:31  <`3rdEden>WTF iOS6 installation is fucked up
09:55:02  <jesusabdullah>it's dying at the create stage, probably something weird with the package.json
09:55:37  <`3rdEden>Installation of air failed, I plugged in my iphone download it over iTunes, installation failed, and leaves my phone in recovery modues, so I restore my iPhone to an old backup, and then it boot's up with iOS6 instead of the selected backup..
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10:00:40  <booyaa>heh i've yet to risk an OTA update
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10:23:13  <booyaa>the old ways are best
10:25:12  <yawnt>lol
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10:44:31  <tralamazza>I'm curious, that now.jit.su was hosted on a simple nodejitsu account when it went viral?
10:44:58  <tralamazza>by simple I mean, a $3 single drone
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11:04:38  <efbeka>Please someone explain me this limitation " when streams are emitted as the subject of an EventEmitter event you cannot perform IO operations in your handler"
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11:47:20  <yawnt>back
11:52:02  <booyaa>front
11:52:30  <efbeka>^^
11:52:34  <yawnt>left
11:52:43  <deoxxa>right left right b a start
11:53:00  <efbeka>deoxxa: hello :)
11:53:14  <deoxxa>yay i'm a person
11:53:20  <yawnt>lol
11:53:27  <yawnt>http://i.imm.io/EZIV.jpeg
11:53:30  <yawnt>this picture is epic
11:53:35  <deoxxa>yawnt: imagine an api for bittorrent.js
11:53:46  <yawnt>FUCK
11:53:49  <yawnt>WATER ON LAPTOP
11:53:50  <yawnt>EMERGECY
11:53:54  <deoxxa>that's a bad api
11:53:57  <deoxxa>i'm not doing that
11:54:01  <deoxxa>next idea
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11:54:08  <efbeka>deoxxa: i need another help
11:54:21  <deoxxa>shoot
11:54:51  <efbeka>I read this -> "when streams are emitted as the subject of an EventEmitter event you cannot perform IO operations in your handler"
11:55:01  * yawntBANG! *
11:55:32  <efbeka>explain me please
11:55:34  <deoxxa>efbeka: that's kind of true
11:55:59  <deoxxa>efbeka: basically if you do i/o in your callback -before- you .pipe() or .on("data", ...) the stream, you might miss the start of the data that comes through
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11:56:32  <deoxxa>efbeka: because you should (or maybe have to) set up all your "data" listeners on the same tick as opening your stream
11:57:30  <deoxxa>so if you do `var stream = fs.createReadStream("data.txt"); process.nextTick(function() { stream.on("data", function(data) { console.log(data); }); });' you might miss the data that comes through because the "data" event might fire before you've bound a listener to it
11:58:14  <deoxxa>it's the same thing with getting the stream from an eventemitter - as long as you make sure you do all your .on("data") or .pipe() calls before the end of that tick, you're fine. that means you can actually do synchronous i/o if you want (but you probably shouldn't, because it's slow)
11:58:37  <deoxxa>any questions? :P
11:59:23  <efbeka>yur my god ^^, let me read please
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12:13:15  <Synapz>Hello there!
12:13:24  <Synapz>Can someone please help me with this error
12:13:29  <Synapz>Error returned from Nodejitsu error: Error: connect ECONNREFUSED
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12:29:39  <efbeka>deoxxa: Thanks its ok
12:29:45  <deoxxa>\o/
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12:32:42  <yawnt>RUN RUN
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12:32:47  <yawnt>ok
12:32:48  <yawnt>i should code
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13:01:44  <yawnt>lol
13:01:46  <yawnt>i pushed to github
13:01:51  <yawnt>and github hasn't yet realized i've pushed
13:01:52  <yawnt>;_;
13:02:10  <yawnt>what's happening to you github.. you used to be cool
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13:20:23  <efbeka>Im looking for a side project to start
13:20:36  <efbeka>any idea? :)
13:20:50  <yawnt>what can you do?
13:21:27  * hourbackpart ("PART #ringojs :PONG :zelazny.freenode.net")
13:21:37  <efbeka>I come from intensive backend php, w/ sf2
13:22:01  <efbeka>so i just want to be a nodejs ninja^^
13:22:06  <yawnt>how about frontend? graphic design etc
13:23:03  <efbeka>nein, no photoshop dude
13:23:22  <yawnt>uhm
13:23:26  <efbeka>backbone for the frontend maybe
13:23:44  <yawnt>i'd love an app that sends me updates when new episodes of the tv series i'm looking are out :)
13:24:04  <deoxxa>i have that already
13:24:10  <yawnt>NO
13:24:12  <yawnt>NO YOU DONT
13:24:14  <deoxxa>it's called "i refresh eztv.it like a motherfucker"
13:24:19  <yawnt>it was my super idea to become a millionaire
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13:24:38  <yawnt>deoxxa: please
13:24:39  <yawnt>tell me
13:24:42  <yawnt>why do i push to github
13:24:47  <efbeka>rofl
13:24:50  <yawnt>and the stuff i push doesn't appear in the repo?
13:24:55  <deoxxa>wrong branch?
13:25:01  <yawnt>no
13:25:03  <yawnt>right branch
13:25:06  <deoxxa>hrm
13:25:09  <yawnt>it just appears after 20-30 minutes
13:25:23  <deoxxa>that's weird :/
13:25:27  <deoxxa>does that happen on all your repos?
13:25:27  <yawnt>https://github.com/rsdoiel/sqlish/commit/d0d4bbeed42b5fae84d83bb37f02fbf839df0878
13:25:30  <yawnt>see this commit?
13:25:32  <yawnt>20 minutes ago
13:25:35  <yawnt>appeared now
13:25:39  <yawnt>nah, just that one afaik
13:25:51  <yawnt>still, why you treating me like this github.. i love you :(
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13:26:06  <yawnt>i guess github doesnt love me
13:26:23  <deoxxa>probably not
13:26:27  <deoxxa>github doesn't have feelings
13:26:29  <deoxxa>it's software
13:26:34  <yawnt>:(
13:26:36  <yawnt>how can you be sure?
13:26:46  <yawnt>maybe there are like 100 monkeys memorizing binary numbers
13:26:50  <yawnt>that keep it up & running
13:27:00  <deoxxa>monkeys are way less efficient than children
13:27:12  <yawnt>children are way less efficient than asians
13:27:19  <yawnt>WHAT NOW?
13:27:33  <yawnt>it's also incredibly slow
13:27:36  <yawnt>github :(
13:27:47  <deoxxa>asian children -> perpetual motion?
13:28:03  <yawnt>lol
13:28:05  <deoxxa>actually no, i know that to be false
13:28:07  <yawnt>that made me laugh
13:28:10  <deoxxa>i live with an asian kid
13:28:11  <yawnt>.-.
13:28:15  <deoxxa>and she doesn't do -anything-
13:28:16  <yawnt>wat
13:28:25  <yawnt>yo live with an asian kid?
13:28:30  <deoxxa>housemate's daughter
13:28:35  <yawnt>oh
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13:28:37  <yawnt>makes sense
13:28:40  <deoxxa>mmm
13:28:52  <yawnt>i thought you were like
13:28:57  <efbeka>ure so funny :)
13:29:03  <deoxxa>yeah i didn't just steal a kid
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13:29:11  <deoxxa>yet!
13:29:17  <yawnt>'yeah, back in the days when i employed asian children in my underground factory
13:29:21  <yawnt>they didnt perform so well'
13:29:37  <pksunkara>:D
13:29:50  <yawnt>hey pksunkara
13:29:57  <pksunkara>Hey guys
13:29:58  <deoxxa>"underground" is way more expensive than "on a really crappy boat"
13:30:05  * deoxxanods at pksunkara
13:30:05  <pksunkara>deoxxa: you sold you old mac yet?
13:30:14  <deoxxa>i haven't, actually
13:30:17  <deoxxa>buuuuut
13:30:18  <efbeka>so deoxxa and yawnt, ideas for me?
13:30:24  <deoxxa>the hinge on the screen broke :<
13:30:29  <deoxxa>so now it doesn't stay open properly
13:30:38  <yawnt>efbeka: a website to tell deoxxa "NO ASIAN KIDS TODAY DUDE"
13:30:40  <pksunkara>just askin'
13:31:05  <deoxxa>that was so long ago now, heh
13:31:18  <deoxxa>i take it you ended up getting a new one at some point :P
13:31:49  <yawnt>i want a macbook air
13:31:51  <yawnt>sigh
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13:32:01  <deoxxa>i have a macbook air
13:32:05  * deoxxais typing on it
13:32:15  * yawntsends virus to deoxxa
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13:32:22  <deoxxa>macs can't get viruses!
13:32:23  <deoxxa>fool!
13:32:27  <yawnt>it spreads via keyboard
13:32:31  <yawnt>it's a phisical virus
13:32:32  <deoxxa>oh
13:32:38  <deoxxa>darn
13:32:41  <yawnt>actually a metamorph virus.. travels through the net
13:32:51  <yawnt>then becomes an actual virus
13:32:52  <pksunkara>deoxxa: nah, I am waiting to finish my college
13:32:58  <pksunkara>then get a mac air or somethign
13:34:47  <deoxxa>mmm
13:35:09  <yawnt>but here deoxxa 's the one gettin tons of money
13:35:22  <deoxxa>lol
13:35:27  <deoxxa>it's not that much
13:35:29  <yawnt>with child labour
13:35:40  <yawnt>such a disgusting person
13:35:42  * yawntlooks away
13:36:07  <yawnt>(this is my evil plan to get you fired from the company you work for, take your place and make tons of tons of tons of money)
13:36:28  <deoxxa>lol
13:36:34  <deoxxa>should just move to .au
13:36:38  <yawnt>yeah
13:36:39  <yawnt>i know
13:36:41  <yawnt>i will one day
13:36:45  <yawnt>i don't know how though
13:36:49  <deoxxa>or move to .jp when the business moves there
13:36:55  <yawnt>i said i was going to move to like 5 different countries
13:37:00  <yawnt>i should split in 5
13:37:01  <yawnt>also wait
13:37:06  <yawnt>wanna show you what i got!
13:37:11  <deoxxa>we might be going to japan like next year :o
13:38:44  <deoxxa>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vK4o94BZWY this is so good
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13:42:33  <yawnt>deoxxa: http://i.imgur.com/YS6QD.jpg
13:42:35  <yawnt>look what i got
13:42:37  <yawnt>:D
13:42:56  <deoxxa>ha, neat
13:43:01  <coen-hyde>"An error has occurred: {"code":"ECONNREFUSED","errno":"ECONNREFUSED","syscall":"connect"}" app popbasic
13:43:08  <yawnt>grammar too
13:43:10  <yawnt>uni library <3
13:43:50  <deoxxa>ここまで、どう?
13:44:04  <coen-hyde>is anyone from nodejitsu about?
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13:44:34  <deoxxa>jesusabdullah, blakmatrix, arise!
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13:45:15  <deoxxa>yawnt: how much have you learnt so far?
13:45:43  <yawnt>deoxxa: hiragana
13:45:52  <deoxxa>nice, that's a huge leg up
13:45:53  <yawnt>but i like.. need to re-go through it
13:46:03  <yawnt>because it's been 2-3 weeks
13:46:08  <yawnt>if you don't use it you forget it
13:46:15  <deoxxa>yeah
13:46:26  <deoxxa>get yourself a notepad and just write everything out like 1000 times
13:46:31  <deoxxa>you'll remember by the end
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13:56:37  <yawnt>now github doesn't even fork the reo
13:56:39  <yawnt>*repo
13:56:48  <yawnt>deoxxa: it's kicking me out
13:56:48  <yawnt>:(
13:56:55  <deoxxa>wuuut
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13:57:03  <yawnt>deoxxa: it keeps refreshing
13:57:07  <yawnt>no fork
13:57:07  <yawnt>sigh
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13:57:32  <deoxxa>in other news, i'm finally getting the hang of this audio synthesiser
13:57:35  <deoxxa>and it is fuuuuun
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14:10:36  <deoxxa>so people hate on skrillex a lot
14:10:43  <deoxxa>but this guy is a genius when it comes to sound design
14:11:42  <yawnt>later
14:11:47  <deoxxa>o/
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15:05:38  <booyaa>i like skrillex i really like the gif where he's looks like he's being attacked by a bumble bee
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15:39:50  <Guest6617>is there any way to get logs from a remote app
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15:46:53  <garrettwilkin>jitsu logs
15:46:59  <garrettwilkin>jitsu help logs
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15:55:58  <Nodejitsu-Github>[node-http-proxy] bmeck pushed 1 new commit to master: http://git.io/xCJF0w
15:55:58  <Nodejitsu-Github>[node-http-proxy/master] [fix] spdy should look like https when forwarding (until we get a client) - Bradley Meck
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16:00:22  <Nodejitsu-Github>[node-http-proxy/master] [dist] v0.8.3 - Bradley Meck
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16:19:30  <sbarr>have a question about deployment. how is it done? as a git push? or does it pack all the files on local machine and transfers during the deploy?
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16:20:17  <bradleymeck>sbarr: pack -> to build server -> saved as snapshot
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16:21:32  <sbarr>bradleymeck: so if I have local files that on my computer but not if repo, will they be transferred there?
16:21:53  <bradleymeck>yes according to npm's pack rules so npmignore and gitignore etc
16:22:37  <sbarr>aha, got it. thank you. I have it in my git ignore. probably that's why
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16:25:36  <sbarr>bradleymeck: appreciate your help. that was it! thank you.
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17:58:46  <doubletap>when my app crashes, how do i start it back up without doing a deploy?
18:00:08  <yawn>jitsu apps start does the trick
18:00:09  <yawn>:)
18:00:53  <doubletap>mooch ass grassy ass yawn
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18:09:48  <sberryman>fuck, i just got one of those randomly selected for US District Court Juror things in the mail
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18:18:33  <sberryman>ha "If you do not return this questionnaire form, fully completed, within ten days you are liable to be summoned to report at your expense for completion of the questionnaire at this office"
18:18:42  <sberryman>in other words, you don't have to fill it out and send it in
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18:18:52  <sberryman>if they send a police officer i guess i can fill it out at that point
18:19:14  <bradleymeck>police at the house will upset neighbors XD
18:19:33  <sberryman>nah, people are used to seeing police on the boardwalk and beach
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18:24:43  <BrandonGriggs>AvianFlu: hi there, any eta on the SSL install?
18:26:41  <doubletap>oh, i was just looking at hooking up a bit o' ssl.
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18:31:28  <harbhub>does open office has a Visual basic feature?
18:32:58  <st_luke>lmao what
18:33:05  <efbeka>inverse the question
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18:37:32  <efbeka>need help
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18:39:53  <luckysmack>anyone here using webstorm for flatiron? when i create a fresh app, it runs fine from the cli. but when i try to start app.js from inside webide, i get this error: http://bpaste.net/show/Mo64oZF9KJEsKP0v4hlz/
18:44:37  <efbeka>yawn: need helppppp
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18:47:58  <yawn>efbeka: what's up?
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18:50:47  <yawn>luckysmack: change the port your app is listening on :)
18:51:24  <efbeka>yawn: i have an issue with .pipe
18:51:47  <efbeka>wait, this https://gist.github.com/3757644
18:52:25  <yawn>btw efbeka, there's a lot more people in #nodejs
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18:52:43  <yawn>so you'd probably get a faster answer there :D
18:52:54  <yawn>(about node itself obv)
18:53:35  <yawn>efbeka: what's the matter with that code anyway?
18:54:47  <efbeka>If i give { end: true } as options, the output is "2190 bytes written"
18:55:16  <efbeka>(without s.end('--');)
18:55:31  <luckysmack>yawn wtf does it not like port 3000 or something?
18:55:31  <efbeka>but here the ouput is "2 bytes written"
18:55:41  <efbeka>yawn: why?
18:56:10  <harbhub>guys
18:56:14  <harbhub>harbhub.com
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18:56:24  <harbhub>i can't remember the folder that holds the app!
18:56:43  <harbhub>how do i overwrite the current app, or make it so that I can edit harbhub.com!?
18:56:44  <yawn>luckysmack: it means you already have something on port 3000
18:57:18  <efbeka>yawn: i expected "2192 ..."
18:57:43  <luckysmack>hrmm. interesting.
18:57:54  <luckysmack>i didnt have anything that i could think of.
18:57:56  <cronopio>harbhub: please email your case to [email protected]
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18:58:14  <jesusabdullah>yo harbhub what up
18:58:19  <harbhub>hey jesus
18:58:28  <harbhub>i pushed an app a while ago
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18:58:36  <jesusabdullah>go on :)
18:58:41  <harbhub>and finally got the DNS to set the A Record correctly to the jitsu server
18:58:59  <harbhub>now that so much time has passed, i can't remember where the app is on my computer!
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19:00:10  <dmauro>Hi, is there a way for me to find the timezone my app is running in?
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19:00:50  <dmauro>Installing the "time" node package failed on deploy, but I can easily work around if I just know the timezone.
19:01:23  <efbeka>yawn: u understand my problem?
19:01:46  <yawn>efbeka: i don't understand why you're overriding stream's methods
19:03:17  <efbeka>yawn: im learning, its not for a real usecase. i just want to explore all the api
19:03:41  <harbhub>is there a way to override the existing harbhub.com associated app?
19:05:15  <harbhub>i think i found it
19:05:57  <yawn>harbhub: you can delete the app and re-create it though
19:06:09  <harbhub>yawn: how?
19:07:16  <yawn>jitsu apps destroy
19:07:46  <harbhub>i'm gonna try the nodejitsu.com login ui first
19:07:53  <harbhub>i dont want to destroy ALL the apps
19:08:05  <BrandonGriggs>@jesusabdullah: @blakmatrix: can anyone else help us with the SSL install? AvianFlu mentioned yesterday he'd have it completed this morning.
19:08:12  <yawn>harbhub:
19:08:18  <yawn>jitsu apps list
19:08:22  <yawn>and you get all the apps
19:08:25  <yawn>jitsu apps destroy <name>
19:08:28  <yawn>and you delete the app :)
19:08:33  <yawn>no need to use the web ui
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19:09:14  <harbhub>:)
19:09:20  <blakmatrix>BrandonGriggs: Only devops can install ssl, i have not heard from him this morning yet, let me see if i can get an answer
19:09:27  <yawn>hey blakmatrix
19:09:43  <jesusabdullah>dmauro: probably EST
19:10:03  <blakmatrix>yo
19:10:04  <jesusabdullah>harbhub: you can also refer to apps by their names, and even the user/name
19:10:14  <jesusabdullah>harbhub: so, jitsu destroy harbhub/yourapp
19:10:22  <BrandonGriggs>blakmatrix: Much appreciated. I don't want to be a PITA, but I'm starting to feel like I'm getting the run around on this
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19:10:53  <harbhub>cool
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19:11:11  <efbeka>yawn: btw thks
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19:11:31  <yawn>efbeka: :)
19:11:53  <efbeka>u work at nodejitsu?
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19:12:49  <Costa>Hey, any chance I can get some help deploying
19:12:49  <blakmatrix>BrandonGriggs: It's just that it requires watchint the install like a hawk, otherwise if something goes wrong the balancers could potentially crash and everyone apps become inaccessable
19:12:57  <harbhub>woot
19:13:01  <harbhub>my problem is solved :)
19:13:09  <yawn>^^
19:13:23  <jesusabdullah>Costa: sure, tell us about it
19:13:52  <Costa>jesusabdullah: It deployes fine, all okays, but I get one of these errors when I browse to it: An error has occurred: {"code":"ECONNREFUSED","errno":"ECONNREFUSED","syscall":"connect"}
19:14:12  <Costa>Hmmm... weird, that last one worked just fine
19:14:28  <Costa>jesusabdullah: Spoke too soon I guess, what could that have been?
19:14:31  <jesusabdullah>Costa: that probably means your app is crashing. Can you try to run 'jitsu logs app' ?
19:15:20  <yawn>jesusabdullah: i opened a PR on node-prompt :)
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19:15:22  <BrandonGriggs>blakmatrix: I understand. I'd just appreciate a realistic timeline, and knowing that it's actually being worked on (or not). We gave a week buffer before our launch and now we're left without it.
19:15:33  <dmauro>@jesusabdullah: I just had it spit out a new Date() on launch and it's UTC, thanks!
19:15:43  <jesusabdullah>dmauro: <3
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19:16:28  <jesusabdullah>BrandonGriggs: I heard the devops team discussing your ssl cert earlier today, they've not forgotten
19:16:34  <blakmatrix>BrandonGriggs: I was just told that we're working on it, may be an hour or so
19:16:46  <blakmatrix>lol @jesusabdullah
19:17:17  <BrandonGriggs>Hurray. Thanks guys, please keep me posted.
19:17:41  <Costa>jesusabdullah: Seems like very familiar stuff. I'll throw it in a gist for you.....https://gist.github.com/3757778
19:18:19  <jesusabdullah>Costa: yeah, there's a crash in there, you're just not seeing the stderr for some reason
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19:18:29  <jesusabdullah>Costa: lemme reup on coffee and I'll try sshing into the box for you <3
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19:19:42  <Costa>jesusabdullah: Thanks, man.
19:19:58  <Costa>jesusabdullah: I'll be in and out a bit, conference calls all day
19:20:10  <harbhub>https://gist.github.com/3757797
19:20:17  <harbhub>o.0
19:20:21  <harbhub>error when trying to deploy a new harbhub.com
19:20:21  <harbhub>i destroyed the old one
19:20:32  <jesusabdullah>Costa: in the meantime: I need your username/appname in order to do this right :)
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19:21:39  <harbhub_>hey fellas
19:21:45  <harbhub_>my comp froze there for a second
19:22:03  <harbhub_>i'm getting a 500 error
19:22:06  <harbhub_>when deploying
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19:22:48  <harbhub_>fixed
19:22:53  <harbhub_>was my package.json
19:23:05  <harbhub_>needed to have the engine as 0.8.* instead of 0.8.9
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19:26:55  <harbhub_>An error has occurred: {"code":"ECONNREFUSED","errno":"ECONNREFUSED","syscall":"connect"}
19:27:07  <harbhub_>on the localhost this works, but on the harbhub.com it doesnt
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19:28:14  <harbhub_>and now it works lol
19:29:17  <blakmatrix>could it been relaed to your crash?
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19:29:33  <blakmatrix>nah probably not did you redeploy?
19:30:43  <jesusabdullah>harbhub_: that usually means a crash
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19:37:47  <markstrayer>are there any known issues with installing jitsu on mountain lion?
19:37:55  <harbhub_>it works
19:38:11  <luckysmack>what are some use cases for using neuron?
19:38:36  <harbhub_>i'm trying to make an input text field that when you type into it, it fills an empty <p></p> with what you typed
19:38:52  <harbhub_>so far i got it recognizing when you type into the text field using jquery's keydown event
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19:39:06  <JoshRWeinstein>anyone have suggestions for an emoticon library?
19:39:24  <harbhub_>simply selecting the input and using 'on' 'keydown' 'function(event) {//do something}'
19:39:38  <harbhub_>what should i put in //so something to that the keydown event
19:39:41  <jesusabdullah>mapppum: not that I'm aware of :)
19:39:56  <harbhub_>and make it write that to the html of the empty <p></p> element?
19:39:58  <jesusabdullah>luckysmack: things where you want to keep a queue of jobs to run, basically
19:40:30  <harbhub_>right now i have it doing $('p').html('this changed due to a keydown')
19:40:40  <harbhub_>but i want it to write out the input o.0
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19:44:17  <doubletap>is something i can view capturing a crash stack when my app goes down?
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19:52:46  <cody>any admin around that can help me figure out why my app nirc.jit.su isnt running?
19:53:00  <cody>when i deploy it says everything went ok
19:53:05  <cody>its even there in the web ui
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19:54:15  <yawn>you sure that's the correct url? the one jitsu output after deploy?
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19:59:56  <sberryman>any ops around?
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20:01:04  <sberryman>blakmatrix: you there?
20:01:31  <blakmatrix>yes
20:01:47  <sberryman>any chance you can gist me the latest logs for sberryman / teeleader-app?
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20:02:08  <sberryman>last timestamp i see is: [09/19 14:58:27 PDT]
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20:05:22  <cody>yes its the url thats printed out after jitsu deploy
20:05:23  <cody>http://nirc.jit.su
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20:07:19  <cody>blakmatrix any idea why my app isn't running http://nirc.jit.su ?
20:08:54  <blakmatrix>it doesnt exist
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20:09:08  <blakmatrix>cody: something failed with the deploy
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20:09:41  <cody>https://gist.github.com/62a63bdcddde2e77b470
20:09:50  <boyxil>still attempt to run a few times to start. In the admin status of error, although the console okay to run.
20:09:58  <cody>said it was ok
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20:11:08  <blakmatrix1>cody: oh sorry thought it was "zirc" for a seond
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20:11:59  <cody>i was also banned from this channel from another IP, i think the app kept restarting and made me join/part the channel a shit ton :/
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20:14:04  <boyxil>tired, the console says it's okay to run, but the application is stopped. have to run a few times until the work.
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20:18:12  <cody>:/
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20:19:32  <blakmatrix1>cody it looks liek your app is up and running is it not?
20:19:44  <blakmatrix1>I dont see anythign wrong with the app itself
20:19:47  <cody>now it is, weird
20:20:02  <cody>it has been giving me the no app found screen
20:20:38  <sberryman>must be some crazy ghosts
20:20:45  <sberryman>i was having issues as well and now my app is running :)
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20:21:34  <doubletap>is there anything i can see as to why my app crashes when it does?
20:21:43  <doubletap>is there a log somewhere?
20:21:43  <mw___>hi guys, I have troubles installing a second nodejitsu account on my machine (it
20:21:59  <mw___>ihow can I do that
20:22:12  <mw___>right now it balks at confirming the user
20:22:43  <blakmatrix1>doubletap: `jitsu logs app <username>/<appname>` if loggly is working atm
20:23:01  <blakmatrix1>mw___: run `jitsu logout` first
20:23:13  <mw___>blak thx, that actually did the trick.
20:23:38  <mw___>What's the recommended way to deal with multiple users, can I create a local jitsu config file or something?
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20:24:13  <Costa>jesusabdullah: wamoyo, CreativeSpace
20:24:19  <Costa>Sorry that took a while
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20:24:32  <blakmatrix1>mw___: I just do a jitsu login when i want to change users
20:25:18  <mw___>blakmatrix1 hmm. that probably works, but would kill my flow at some point. Can you guys record this as a feature request, to have project specific logins or something
20:25:27  <blakmatrix1>i mean if you wanna get fancy you could probably create a new user on the system
20:25:27  <doubletap>blakmatrix1: thank you.
20:25:46  <blakmatrix1>then you'd only have to login once, after fist loging into the system user
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20:25:49  <mw___>blakmatrix1 that would be too fancy for me :-)
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20:27:13  <distilledchaos>For some reason I'm randomly getting an error from jitsu deploy, in which nodejitsu tells me an error occurred.
20:27:26  <distilledchaos>The error claims that we can't find the connect module
20:27:33  <blakmatrix1>distilledchaos: can i get a gist of that
20:27:39  <distilledchaos>Yet the line before it's require()ing the redis module
20:27:43  <distilledchaos>and that succeeds
20:27:43  <distilledchaos>https://gist.github.com/3758144
20:28:14  <cody>blakmatrix, what do you think?
20:28:23  <mw___>blakmatrix1 : btw, when are the payed plans coming? I'd actually like to pay you at some point.
20:30:37  <blakmatrix1>mw___: looking at the code... I think you could possibly create a shell script with its own modified version of the enviroment variable HOME and then put a .jitsuconf file in there.. or maybe even use it on the command line...
20:31:05  <mw___>blaknmatrix1 that sounds like a good idea
20:31:25  <distilledchaos>blakmatrix1: I have it installed locally, via npm, and thus it exists in the node_modules, and placed it in the dependencies in package.json.
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20:33:39  <travismcelfresh>quick question: Is it possible to add a collaborator / developer to an existing application
20:33:40  <distilledchaos>In the process of attempting to fix the issue, I stopped the app from develop.nodejitsu.com, and when trying to start it get get the alert "Attempting to start the distilledchaos app?"
20:33:50  <distilledchaos>This message never terminates
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20:35:56  <distilledchaos>Any thoughts
20:35:56  <distilledchaos>?
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20:38:16  <blakmatrix1>distilledchaos: looking
20:38:45  <distilledchaos>Okay, thanks!
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20:41:35  <distilledchaos>Hmmm...if it helps, on develop.nodejitsu.com, the server appears to be sending an error message, but the client encounters the error "Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'message' of undefined" on line 665 of AppPresenter.js
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20:42:23  <distilledchaos>Further inspection shows that the request to /apps/start responds with an empty JSON object--{}
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20:46:57  <blakmatrix_>distilledchaos: when did you recieve that error
20:47:19  <distilledchaos>Precisely?
20:47:27  <distilledchaos>Uh...maybe 15 minutes ago
20:47:52  <distilledchaos>No, more like 25
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20:48:09  <distilledchaos>A minute or two before I joined the IRC
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20:59:40  <distilledchaos>I set a breakpoint at line 665 in AppsPresenter.js, and noticed that res.nodejitsu was an object containing "code", "message", and "stack."
21:00:00  <distilledchaos>I assume that would be an error detail object, which means it should be in res.nodejitsu.error, unless I'm mistaken.
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21:02:22  <distilledchaos>blackmatrix_: Okay, either from something you did, or from me messing around while the script was paused client-side, but this time when I tried to start the app I got the following error:
21:02:29  <distilledchaos>An error occured while starting the distilledchaos app. Please try again. socket hang up
21:03:40  <blakmatrix_>probably me
21:04:07  <blakmatrix_>can i see your package.json
21:04:10  <blakmatrix_>distilledchaos: ^
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21:06:54  <distilledchaos>1 sec
21:07:16  <distilledchaos>https://gist.github.com/3758353
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21:15:41  <bob52>hello everyone
21:16:20  <distilledchaos>Hello
21:17:04  <bob52>I have a question related to flatiron resourceful
21:18:10  <distilledchaos>Shoot. I probably won't be able to help you, but I shouldn't be the only one here.
21:19:27  <bob52>So I am trying to find a way to register my resources (models) for i.e. a User
21:19:36  <bob52>i made something like this
21:20:25  <distilledchaos>Is this a question related to resourceful and nodejitsu (i.e. if they're compatible or something)?
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21:21:06  <bob52>hmm not really a compatibility problem that I am trying to solve
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21:22:33  <coderarity>hi
21:22:36  <distilledchaos>I'm not going to stop you from asking, but this IRC is, I believe, primarily for nodejitsu
21:22:42  <distilledchaos>coderarity: hi
21:22:52  <coderarity>asking what?
21:22:55  <bob52>hi
21:22:56  <coderarity>ask away
21:23:09  <distilledchaos>coderarity: bob52 has/had a question about resourceful
21:23:16  <distilledchaos>https://github.com/flatiron/resourceful
21:23:20  <coderarity>oh, this is the place for it
21:23:26  <coderarity>flatiron is a nodejitsu project
21:23:30  <bob52>yeah
21:23:58  <blakmatrix_>distilledchaos: see if this changes anything https://gist.github.com/3758429
21:24:10  <distilledchaos>coderarity: Oh, my bad then.
21:24:21  <distilledchaos>blakmatrix_: okay, give me a moment
21:24:28  <coderarity>it's cool
21:24:39  <coderarity>bob52, what was your question?
21:25:11  <bob52>well, I'm having some trouble with the resources from resourceful
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21:26:57  <bob52>I created a separate file i.e. users_model.js where i exported a module as a function and passing the resourceful object to it
21:27:33  <bob52>var User = resourceful.define('user', ....);
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21:29:22  <bob52>in the routers folder i.e. users_routes i exported the module passing it the app, resourceful and some other params
21:29:56  <coderarity>you exported a function that created a resource?
21:29:58  <bob52>and now my problem is that i cannot create a new user
21:30:10  <bob52>yeah something like that
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21:30:29  <bob52>because i don't want to use
21:30:38  <coderarity>bob52, so you returned the resource at the end, right?
21:30:45  <bob52>yes yes
21:30:54  <coderarity>i see
21:31:08  <bob52>but normally I should be able to access
21:31:12  <bob52>the resourceful object
21:31:18  <bob52>right ?
21:31:22  <bob52>from my routes folder
21:31:38  <coderarity>you've got to require it again in each file
21:31:47  <bob52>hmm
21:31:55  <coderarity>just put `var resourceful = require('resourceful');` at the top of each file
21:32:04  <bob52>sight :-<
21:32:17  <bob52>I made something like this in my app.js file
21:32:18  <bob52>['main', 'user'].forEach(function(router) { require('./app/routers/' + router + '_router')(app, resourceful, plates, config); });
21:32:27  <bob52>sry wrong one
21:32:32  <bob52>['user'].forEach(function(model) { require('./app/models/' + model + '_model')(resourceful); });
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21:32:51  <coderarity>why do you need to pass the resourceful object around?
21:33:14  <bob52>I din't want to use require in each file
21:33:14  <sberryman>any chance you guys have a 360 second timeout on anything connection or request related?
21:34:22  <st_luke>hope to see everyone here: https://tito.io/nodeconf/TenConf-NYC-2012
21:34:46  <coderarity>why does everyone want to do node stuff right before or on my birthday
21:34:49  <coderarity>i must be important
21:34:56  <bob52>:))
21:35:06  <st_luke>this isn't even node related :)
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21:35:12  <distilledchaos>blakmatrix_: I'm getting a different error this time, related to express.
21:35:20  <coderarity>oh i just saw the URL and assumed
21:35:30  <blakmatrix_>?
21:35:47  <coderarity>st_luke, oh, that's a pretty cool concept :\
21:35:51  <distilledchaos>blakmatrix_: https://gist.github.com/3758495
21:36:03  <coderarity>bob52, what's wrong with require? node will cache requires
21:36:12  <distilledchaos>Should I add express to the bundleDependencies as well?
21:36:18  <coderarity>bob52, so require('resourceful') will return the same object in each file
21:37:03  <bob52>seemed a more elegant way
21:37:10  <coderarity>distilledchaos, did you bundle redis? just cd node_modules/redis && npm i
21:37:43  <coderarity>bob52, anyways, that shouldn't prevent the resourceful object from working correctly
21:37:55  <coderarity>bob52, what's preventing you from creating objects?
21:38:05  <bob52>it just returns undefined
21:38:07  <distilledchaos>coderarity: I didn't, what does that do?
21:38:24  <distilledchaos>coderarity: It appears to have installed metrics
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21:38:35  <coderarity>distilledchaos, installs redis dependencies
21:38:43  <distilledchaos>shouldn't it do that automatically
21:38:44  <distilledchaos>?
21:38:59  <distilledchaos>blakmatrix_: adding express to the bundleDependencies didn't change the error message.
21:38:59  <coderarity>distilledchaos, if you didn't bundle redis, yeah
21:39:15  <coderarity>distilledchaos, if you did, it should probably still work
21:39:33  <distilledchaos>coderarity so...should I do that for all installed modules?
21:39:40  <distilledchaos>And their installed modules?
21:39:43  <coderarity>distilledchaos, oh, no
21:39:44  <distilledchaos>I thought that was the point of npm...
21:40:36  <distilledchaos>Okay
21:40:59  <coderarity>gimme a second
21:41:16  <bob52>@coderarity so there's no point sending the app object to the routers too
21:41:32  <distilledchaos>After cding and running npm i, the error message remained unchanged.
21:42:21  <coderarity>distilledchaos, yeah, you'd have to bundle redis, maybe you could try it
21:42:32  <coderarity>bob52, yeah
21:42:58  <distilledchaos>coderarity I guess I'm not following you. How would I "bundle redis?"
21:43:11  <coderarity>distilledchaos, add "redis" to "bundledDependencies"
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21:43:24  <bob52>the only point would be that I have to write less code
21:43:40  <coderarity>bob52, it's usually more readable to write requires at the top of files
21:44:16  <distilledchaos>coderarity should I add all of my dependencies to bundledDependencies?
21:44:23  <coderarity>distilledchaos, just redis
21:44:23  <distilledchaos>what's the significance there?
21:44:26  <distilledchaos>Okay.
21:45:10  <coderarity>distilledchaos, well, redis isn't finding express (for whatever reason), so it might work to just upload redis to be sure it's using the right files
21:45:23  <distilledchaos>That appears to have worked, in part
21:45:42  <distilledchaos>I'm getting a similar error message to the one I get on develop.nodejitsu.com
21:46:32  <distilledchaos>https://gist.github.com/3758547
21:46:36  <distilledchaos>coderarity ^
21:46:44  <distilledchaos>blakmatrix_ ^
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21:47:31  <distilledchaos>Would that be an error in my application? If so, why is it impossible to tell what portion of my code is related?
21:47:57  <coderarity>bob52, so like, you've got something like `module.exports = function () { var User = resourceful.define('user', …); return User; }` in your files and then you create it like `var user = User.create({});`?
21:48:08  <coderarity>distilledchaos, usually you can try `jitsu logs`, but it's late in the day
21:48:12  <coderarity>distilledchaos, username/app name?
21:48:21  <distilledchaos>distilledchaos, across the board
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21:48:43  <coderarity>distilledchaos, (late in the day we run out of log data because we're being throttled by loggly)
21:48:47  <coderarity>looking at it
21:49:29  <bob52>coderarity let me create a gist
21:49:42  <coderarity>that'd probably help
21:50:56  <blakmatrix_>distilledchaos: that socket hang up was because your app blew up, it used to much memory, how big is the application when you run it on your localhost?
21:52:04  <distilledchaos>Unfortunately, I'm running Windows atm, and I haven't been able to run the app on Windows yet.
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21:53:07  <bob52>https://gist.github.com/3758573
21:53:10  <bob52>here it is
21:54:05  <coderarity>blakmatrix_, there's a stray npm process, that may be why it ran out of memory
21:54:30  <coderarity>distilledchaos, try deploying again
21:54:55  <bob52>distilledchaos, why can't you run your app on Windows
21:55:00  * PatFjoined
21:55:05  <blakmatrix_>ah true... i've gotten so used to logging in so fast i over looked it :P
21:55:11  * yawntjoined
21:55:16  <yawnt>CAUSE IM BACK IN BLACK
21:55:20  <yawnt>*drums*
21:55:22  <yawnt>er hai
21:55:33  <coderarity>hi
21:55:35  <bob52>hi
21:56:04  <yawnt>sup
21:56:13  <distilledchaos>bob52 some of the dependencies won't install on Windows >.<
21:56:23  <nathan7>yawnt: You're like reverse Michael Jackson!
21:56:27  <bob52>I'm running on windows
21:56:32  * sirkitreechanged nick to sirkitree|afk
21:56:35  <nathan7>I wonder if there's a skin disease that makes you progressively become black
21:56:44  <yawnt>lol
21:56:45  <coderarity>i bet there is
21:56:48  <coderarity>but it probably kills you
21:56:49  <distilledchaos>bob52 You're probably not using all of the modules I'm using...
21:57:00  <bob52>probably
21:57:02  <nathan7>There should totally be a TV show about a dude whose skin turns black slowly
21:57:09  <yawnt>nathan7: i was singing AC/DC
21:57:14  <nathan7>and along with this he becomes more stereotypically black
21:57:18  <yawnt>don't you know? CAAAAUSE IM BACK IN BLACK
21:57:19  <yawnt>TUM
21:57:21  <yawnt>TURUM
21:57:22  <yawnt>TURUM
21:57:25  * jbasdfjoined
21:57:26  <yawnt>TARA TARA TARAAAAAAAA
21:57:55  <nathan7>That was released about my age before my birth.
21:58:18  <yawnt>yeah
21:58:20  <yawnt>me too
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21:58:31  <yawnt>how old are you?
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21:59:14  <bob52>coderarity, any luck with my gist
21:59:26  <coderarity>bob52, still looking around
21:59:29  * PatFquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
21:59:34  <bob52>ok thanks
21:59:38  <nathan7>yawnt: I'm 16.92
21:59:42  <yawnt>lol
21:59:43  <yawnt>.92?
21:59:53  <nathan7>Yep.
21:59:58  <yawnt>csb
22:00:16  * xaqquit (Remote host closed the connection)
22:00:19  <nathan7>http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=21+october%201995
22:00:28  <nathan7>16.92, yo.
22:00:56  <yawnt>cool
22:01:42  <nathan7>I like precision
22:01:54  * broofaquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
22:02:16  <coderarity>bob52, i'm guessing line 20 in user_router.js is where you're getting undefined?
22:02:31  <coderarity>nathan7, omg
22:02:49  <coderarity>nathan7, that's the day before my birthday
22:02:53  <nathan7>:O
22:02:53  <yawnt>coderarity: one day before you!
22:02:54  <yawnt>yeah
22:02:55  <yawnt>right.
22:02:58  <coderarity>nathan7, minus two years
22:03:15  <nathan7>What's your timezone?
22:03:20  <coderarity>CDT
22:03:37  <yawnt>lol
22:03:42  <yawnt>he's calculating if it's the same day
22:03:47  <yawnt>you really like precision
22:03:52  <nathan7>Yeah
22:03:56  <yawnt>next up will be
22:04:01  <yawnt>"what time were you born?"
22:04:05  <yawnt>"social security number?"
22:04:07  <yawnt>"name of the first pet?
22:04:08  <yawnt>"
22:04:13  <nathan7>6 hours earlier here
22:04:14  <yawnt>RUN coderarity RUN
22:04:19  <nathan7>we can birthday party together
22:04:23  <coderarity>lol
22:04:29  <coderarity>awesome
22:04:34  <yawnt>nathan7: europe?
22:04:35  <bob52>coderarity, well line 20 prints out the object, but it tells me that it has no save method
22:04:45  <coderarity>bob52, i see
22:05:24  <bob52>it's kinda strange
22:05:32  <coderarity>it must have it if it's instanceof Resource
22:05:48  <nathan7>yawnt: Yar. The land of weed and hookers.
22:05:52  <coderarity>bob52, maybe like make sure that `user instanceof resourceful.Resource` works?
22:05:57  <bob52>yeah I know, but it's not the case, and I don't know why
22:05:58  <yawnt>nathan7: cool
22:06:31  <yawnt>i prefer to think of it as the land of tulips.. it's way more elegant :D
22:06:48  <nathan7>That'd be Turkey
22:07:04  <yawnt>no
22:07:09  <yawnt>turkey is the land of cigarettes
22:07:17  <yawnt>8 packs of Marlboro Red, 19,99
22:07:22  * Sadinjoined
22:07:22  <nathan7>Turkey is where the Dutch tulips really come from
22:07:23  <yawnt>best deal ever
22:07:52  <nathan7>ridiculous nicotine people
22:08:10  <st_luke>smoking is bad
22:08:20  <nathan7>man, that's minor
22:08:25  * papachanjoined
22:08:25  <nathan7>smoking is /boring/
22:08:40  <coderarity>bob52, user isn't an instance of resource?
22:08:46  <bob52>coderarity, it's false
22:08:52  <coderarity>oh man
22:08:53  <bob52>so nop it's not an instance
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22:13:15  <coderarity>bob52, are you sure resourceful is up to date?
22:13:54  <nathan7>yawnt: so where's the yawnt come from
22:14:06  <yawnt>nathan7: ?
22:14:15  <nathan7>Where's yawntland?
22:14:19  <yawnt>italy
22:14:22  <nathan7>o:
22:14:23  <yawnt>btw i don't smoke
22:14:32  <nathan7>mkay, excellent
22:14:34  <yawnt>i tried, but it doesn't suit me.. i don't like the taste in my mouth
22:15:08  <coderarity>i don't try it because i probably would like it
22:15:14  <yawnt>plus i'm a little allergic during spring to grasses.. so it wouldn't be a good choice either
22:15:29  <nathan7>Allergies, allergies
22:16:29  <bob52>yeah
22:16:41  <bob52>I just pulled the latest version from the repo
22:16:43  <yawnt>coderarity: it's not that great
22:17:12  <yawnt>also yeah, not trying is even better
22:17:17  <nathan7>hm
22:17:22  <nathan7>I like experiences
22:17:26  <nathan7>as a thing
22:17:29  <yawnt>bah
22:17:31  <yawnt>it depends
22:17:33  <coderarity>yawnt, i'm the only guy in my family who doesn't smoke
22:17:42  <yawnt>good for you ^^
22:17:44  <bob52>lol
22:17:45  <nathan7>Thought I've experienced enough shitty things
22:17:48  <bob52>:|
22:17:57  <bob52>it pulled the wrong version
22:17:58  <nathan7>but there are many varieties of shitty
22:18:28  <yawnt>nathan7: experiences are okay.. but like going to a rave party while being high and driving back home.. for example.. that'd be an "experience" i'm totally not willing to make
22:18:37  <nathan7>yawnt: mhm
22:18:39  <yawnt>happened to a girl at my school and she died
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22:18:57  <coderarity>yawnt, but the rave part is totally cool
22:19:01  <nathan7>the whole 'frames-of-reference' thing nathan-on-LSD thought about is now in my brain
22:19:05  <yawnt>i don't like that kinda stuff
22:19:15  <yawnt>but that's just me
22:19:27  * coderarityonly cares about music and lazerz
22:19:38  <yawnt>coderarity: that's not what we mean with rave here
22:19:41  <bob52>coderarity, thanks for the help I will try and solve it later I have to go now, bye bye
22:19:46  <nathan7>raves are silly escapist things
22:19:51  <coderarity>bob52, alright, i'll be here tomorrow
22:19:56  <yawnt>rave is lots of drugs and music here
22:20:04  <nathan7>irresponsible drug use is bad
22:20:07  <bob52>coderarity, ok thanks :)
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22:20:17  <nathan7>but earthlings are bad with magic and powerful things
22:20:27  <yawnt>drug use is bad.. at least to me
22:20:43  <coderarity>the main problem with drugs is that they're super addictive :\
22:20:45  <yawnt>just cause it damages brain cells, and that's something i want to keep intact
22:20:48  <yawnt>:D
22:20:54  <nathan7>That's a silly generalisation.
22:21:00  <yawnt>it's not
22:21:13  <yawnt>have you studied the effect of drugs on neurons?
22:21:17  <nathan7>I have.
22:21:25  <nathan7>and 'drugs' is still very general
22:21:31  <nathan7>and very badly defined
22:21:34  <yawnt>that is true
22:21:41  <yawnt>alcohol can be considered a drug too
22:21:44  * broofajoined
22:21:50  <nathan7>It is no different from the rest to me.
22:21:56  <nathan7>Well, except for its toxicity.
22:22:04  <yawnt>but let's stick with the "classics"
22:22:18  <nathan7>I stay away from ethanol. I don't like things that are directly carcinogenic and toxic.
22:22:32  <yawnt>heroine, cocaine, etc .. they all destroy your nervous system.. little by little
22:22:34  <nathan7>(well, technically, its first metabolite is that)
22:22:35  <luckysmack>with flatiron, should I use nconf directly, or should I just use app.config? app.config seems to be an instance of nconf anyways.
22:22:46  <coderarity>use app.config
22:22:59  <luckysmack>k
22:23:02  <coderarity>i'm going to relocate, i'll bbl
22:23:23  <nathan7>yawnt: Smoked heroin apparently produces some brain problems
22:23:32  <yawnt>yeah
22:23:37  <yawnt>cannabis too
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22:23:44  <yawnt>in the long period to be precise
22:23:51  <nathan7>yawnt: But heroin itself is not neurotoxic - probably some combustion/decomposition products in the smoking case.
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22:24:37  <nathan7>yawnt: Morphine (its metabolite) is still used medically
22:24:44  <yawnt>i know
22:24:50  <yawnt>cocaine too
22:25:00  <yawnt>not pure cocaine though
22:25:27  <nathan7>The pharmacology of ethanol worries me more than that of cocaine.
22:25:28  <yawnt>anyway whatever
22:25:29  <luckysmack>i see I can use this to load in a json file: " nconf.file('custom', '/path/to/config.json'); " but what about pulling in an actual json object? say from app.js I want to load the values in config/confif.js
22:25:39  <nathan7>I have spent a lot of time reading about pharmacology.
22:25:42  <yawnt>nathan7: well if you take small amounts of that
22:25:46  <yawnt>it doesnt harm
22:25:58  <yawnt>drinking heavily can be worse than drugs
22:26:08  <yawnt>it's just a matter of balance
22:26:11  <nathan7>'subgroup can be worse than group'
22:26:28  <nathan7>well, 'heavily subgroup can be worse than group'
22:26:40  <nathan7>ethanol is no less a psychoactive than heroin is
22:26:47  <yawnt>not really
22:26:51  <yawnt>i mean
22:26:52  <yawnt>that is true
22:26:59  <yawnt>but heroin is way more addictive then ethanol is
22:27:02  <nathan7>I don't give a flying fuck about culture
22:27:12  <yawnt>not talking about culture
22:27:16  <yawnt>talking about facts
22:27:20  <nathan7>yawnt: Nicotine is more instantly addictive than heroin.
22:27:24  <yawnt>no
22:27:25  <yawnt>it's not
22:27:27  <yawnt>it's just that
22:27:31  <yawnt>cigarettes have shit in it
22:27:37  <yawnt>to make them more addictive
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22:27:41  <nathan7>Certainly.
22:27:47  <nathan7>But they're acceptable apparently.
22:27:58  <yawnt>yeah
22:28:19  <yawnt>i haven't seen anyone getting aids or ruining their families because of nicotine though
22:28:20  <yawnt>:P
22:28:55  <nathan7>Yes, you get other health issues from the smoking at high dosages.
22:29:04  <yawnt>yep
22:29:09  <nathan7>You're now a patient, not a family-ruiner
22:29:22  <yawnt>with heroin you're both
22:29:26  <yawnt>great!
22:29:34  <nathan7>According to the US justice system you're a criminal
22:29:40  <nathan7>Not someone with a problem
22:29:49  <nathan7>OTOH someone with an ethanol addiction is a patient
22:29:51  <yawnt>i don't know american law
22:29:52  <yawnt>to the italian
22:29:56  <yawnt>you ain't a criminal
22:29:58  <yawnt>but a patient
22:30:02  <nathan7>But anyway
22:30:12  <nathan7>I think people should be careful with any psychoactive substance
22:30:26  <yawnt>i think they're all shit you should stay away from.. but that's my opinion
22:30:57  <nathan7>I believe myself to be careful. I strictly see psychoactive experimentation as an experiment.
22:31:32  <yawnt>i couldn't do that
22:31:36  <yawnt>but it's probably also a matter of culture
22:31:47  <nathan7>Not "hey let's do $substance". Prepare, have observers, dosage predetermined etc.
22:32:02  <yawnt>lol
22:32:08  <yawnt>in a lab?
22:32:13  <nathan7>No.
22:32:13  * tizzochanged nick to tizzo-afk
22:32:20  <yawnt>j/k
22:32:25  <yawnt>i should go to sleep.. i got class tomorrow
22:32:32  <nathan7>My lab is across the corridor from my bedroom.
22:33:02  <nathan7>(no, it doesn't produce psychoactives)
22:33:17  * yawntputs down the phone
22:33:19  <yawnt>:(
22:33:36  <nathan7>sorry, no meth labs here (and methamphetamine is neurotoxic)
22:33:53  <yawnt>speaking of addicting stuff
22:34:03  <nathan7>Bananas?
22:34:07  <yawnt>i need to think of how to write this project i got in mind
22:34:14  <yawnt>coding coding coding :3
22:34:17  <nathan7>code :D
22:34:22  <yawnt>yuk
22:34:23  <nathan7>Nothing more addictive than coding, tbh
22:34:33  <yawnt>yep
22:34:42  <yawnt>dat hurts too though
22:34:53  <yawnt>whatever
22:34:54  <nathan7>expressing your ideas to those who ask no questions but blindly follow what you do
22:35:04  <yawnt>wat?
22:35:15  <yawnt>oh
22:35:24  <nathan7>computers
22:35:29  <yawnt>yeah
22:35:30  <yawnt>i got it
22:35:37  <yawnt>it's just a strange way of seeing it
22:35:56  <nathan7>is it?
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22:36:24  <yawnt>do you express your idea? or do you answer to the unspoken question of a need?
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22:36:37  <nathan7>A need spawns an idea
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22:36:52  <nathan7>sometimes an idea spawns a need
22:37:17  <yawnt>if you consider an idea to be something you have in mind, and not something unique.. that could work
22:37:33  <nathan7>ideas aren't necessarily unique
22:37:41  <nathan7>ideas spread easily
22:37:47  <nathan7>ideas are almost virus-like
22:37:53  <nathan7>a good idea, that is
22:37:53  <yawnt>V for Vendetta
22:37:54  <yawnt>lol
22:38:16  <yawnt>and almost no one follows what you do blindly
22:38:18  <yawnt>at least i don't
22:38:21  <nathan7>A computer does
22:38:34  <yawnt>and almost none of the coders i know does
22:38:38  <nathan7>A computer does not ask me if I mean to destroy my entire drive
22:38:43  <nathan7>yet it does so if I rm -rf /*
22:38:50  <yawnt>actually it does not
22:38:52  <yawnt>but that's another stuff
22:39:00  <yawnt>it says it's dangerous to operate recursively on /
22:39:01  <yawnt>:P
22:39:03  <nathan7>uh uh
22:39:06  <nathan7>/*
22:39:08  <yawnt>that was the last time i tried
22:39:13  <yawnt>yeah
22:39:15  <nathan7>[email protected]:~$ echo rm -rf /*
22:39:15  <nathan7>rm -rf /bin /boot /dev /etc /home /lib /lib_ /lost+found /media /mnt /node_modules_ /opt /proc /root /run /sbin /srv /sys /tmp /usr /var
22:39:17  <yawnt>/*
22:39:25  <nathan7>oh jesus
22:39:26  <yawnt>yes. /*
22:39:28  <nathan7>I still have a lib_
22:39:31  <yawnt>lol
22:39:38  <yawnt>but it was on ubuntu
22:39:44  <yawnt>which is kinda hardened against stupid users
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22:39:45  <nathan7>also a node_modules for some reason
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22:39:49  <yawnt>might as well work in my arch
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22:40:16  * nathan7<- Arch-dude
22:40:27  <nathan7>anyway
22:40:32  <nathan7>computer does blindly as you say
22:40:38  <nathan7>fuckups are your fault
22:40:40  <yawnt>yeah i use arch too
22:40:55  <nathan7>if I talk to a human, the human can be an absolute retard
22:41:05  <nathan7>and refuse to understand
22:41:10  <nathan7>a computer blindly does what I ask it to
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22:41:36  <nathan7>if it fucks up it's my fault
22:42:10  <yawnt>yep i thought you meant people with "follow what you do"
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22:42:53  <yawnt>too tired to do any more reasoning.. cya tomorrow.. when i'll be fresher
22:42:54  <yawnt>lol
22:44:13  <nathan7>yawnt: hallucinate pleasantly in a comatose state
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23:03:55  <coderarity>kid comes up and asks how much my laptop costs
23:03:57  <coderarity>-_-
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23:09:24  <st_luke>how much?
23:12:40  <coderarity>st_luke, i didn't tell him, lol, but it's 1570
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23:31:39  <harbhub>hey fellas
23:31:43  <coderarity>hi
23:31:51  <harbhub>i'm supposed to write a program in excel and vba that does monte carlo sampling
23:31:58  <harbhub>however, vba is ugly
23:33:45  <coderarity>i know next to nothing about excel
23:33:51  <coderarity>i couldn't do more than type numbers in it
23:34:08  <coderarity>but according to google, you're probably stuck with VBA
23:34:16  <coderarity>unless you can do it with a spreadsheet
23:35:10  <Lucid|Work>wow, this jitsu deployment stuff just works
23:35:25  * Lucid|Workgives thanks!
23:35:28  <coderarity>Lucid|Work, :D
23:35:46  <coderarity>Lucid|Work, if you ever do have any problems though, we're here ;P
23:36:13  <Lucid|Work>thanks! :D
23:36:18  <harbhub>yep vba sadly is my only real option at this point
23:36:32  <harbhub>shoot me now...
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23:37:04  <coderarity>WITH RAINBOWS
23:37:59  <harbhub>hehe
23:41:03  <coderarity>ircretary, tell bob52 that his resourceful project wasn't working because the data he gave it was invalid - username and password are required as specified in the model, and his data didn't contain it. the model contains more information about why it was invalid in the validate object
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23:41:04  <ircretary>coderarity: I'll be sure to tell bob52
23:42:32  <coderarity>i'm out, ttyl
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23:45:02  <sente>looks like i'm explicitly being a dumbass -- http://i.imgur.com/jyXbb.png
23:45:07  <sente>how can I fix this?
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23:46:16  <sente>I want those things to be cached
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