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00:20:12  * jesusabdullahtopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: Deploys are down until further notice. We are hard at work fixing the problem. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
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00:33:37  <terite>Is there any reason why big sections of the resourceful tests are inside the macros.js file?
00:33:55  <jesusabdullah>because those tests are generated with the macro?
00:34:05  <jesusabdullah>that's kinda how vows "macros" work
00:34:27  <terite>err, macros/index.js
00:36:12  <terite>the test file is just basically a call to macros.nonStrictResourceTest
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00:38:15  <terite>in fact, I copied the entire method into the test file and it ran exactly the same
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00:58:59  <lefnire>hey nodejitsu, trying to access my account but not working. forgot password not sending either
00:59:04  <lefnire>(uname lefnire)
01:00:43  <jesusabdullah>hi lefnire, we've been having some technical difficulties
01:01:08  <jesusabdullah>okay, it looks like we're back online, you mind trying again?
01:01:55  <jesusabdullah>lefnire: I think it will work now but I could really use a test ;) :D
01:03:04  <lefnire>oh word, sorry on it
01:03:21  <lefnire>perfecto!
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01:09:24  <lifewithryan>crap...saw a message saying it was back up, ran a deploy which worked but app doesn't answer. I assume stuffs still busted?
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01:11:36  <lifewithryan>An error has occurred: {"code":"ECONNREFUSED","errno":"ECONNREFUSED","syscall":"connect"}
01:13:28  <ljharb>hey jesusabdullah - i just tried another deploy. i've been unable to deploy for a month now - still getting the socket hang up. :-/
01:13:33  <jesusabdullah>lifewithryan: something may be busted
01:13:41  <ljharb>i'll PM you a gist of the log output
01:13:51  <jesusabdullah>ljharb: once this major thing is sorted out let's work on this together
01:14:03  <ljharb>ok - should i hold off on getting log output until after?
01:14:15  <jesusabdullah>no, go ahead and do the log output, I'll keep it open
01:14:17  <ljharb>k
01:14:28  <jesusabdullah>lifewithryan: can you tell me your username and app name?
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01:17:40  <lifewithryan>username: lifewithryan app name muletalk
01:18:07  <lifewithryan>sorry: @jesusabdullah username: lifewithryan app name: muletalk
01:18:56  <jesusabdullah>lifewithryan: I don't see an app by that name, can you try deploying again and link me the full output of jitsu?
01:19:05  <lifewithryan>yep
01:19:48  <jesusabdullah>cool
01:20:11  <lifewithryan>https://gist.github.com/3768445 <----- maybe its actually bedford_chat
01:24:03  <jesusabdullah>okay that would make more sense
01:25:00  <lifewithryan>sorry about that
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01:27:48  <cclough>are there any socket.io experts in the building? i've got a tricky issue
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01:30:16  <jesusabdullah>lifewithryan: your app's up for me, our balancers may be recovering still but, yeah, app's running
01:30:32  <jesusabdullah>ljharb: let's focus on you now
01:30:52  <ljharb>alrighty
01:30:53  <lifewithryan>well crap...thanks :) I'll just be patient.
01:31:03  <ljharb>still creating a snapshot
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01:32:23  <adollaroutof15c>what does this mean
01:32:25  <adollaroutof15c>An error has occurred: {"code":"ECONNREFUSED","errno":"ECONNREFUSED","syscall":"connect"}
01:32:58  <jesusabdullah>adollaroutof15c: it means one of our balancers is having a hiccup. everything should be back up shortly.
01:33:09  <adollaroutof15c>cool thanks
01:36:18  <adollaroutof15c>it seems to kind of be back up but I now get this An error has occurred: {"code":"ECONNRESET"}
01:36:27  <adollaroutof15c>and my logs wont show any new logs
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01:40:30  <Sly>I do believe it's time to change operating systems.
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02:01:33  <st_luke>brotips.com
02:04:07  <AvianFlu>I mean, obviously
02:08:45  <st_luke>bros aren't that bad
02:09:08  <AvianFlu>everything is relative
02:09:28  <ljharb>neither is our patriarchal society, depending on your point of view.
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02:10:13  <st_luke>maybe we just misunderstand bros
02:11:08  <ljharb>may i suggest that perhaps bros and bro sympathizers instead misunderstand the people who find bros to be douchey and offensive?
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02:13:59  <st_luke>anything's possible, bro
02:18:03  <lifewithryan>@jesusabdullah -- great work, all set...thanks again
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03:18:07  <st_luke>fish is such a baller food
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03:25:16  <jesusabdullah>k back
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03:35:20  <deoxxa>st_luke: so agreed
03:40:56  <AvianFlu><jfk voice> AS THE SON OF A FISHERMAN, I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE </jfk voice>
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03:41:57  <adollaroutof15c>so far i have tried appfog and openshift
03:42:06  <adollaroutof15c>so far nodejitsu beats them both
03:42:33  <adollaroutof15c><3 nodejitsu
03:42:56  <anoemi>adollaroutof15c: thanks man :)
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03:46:20  <AvianFlu>adollaroutof15c: ++
03:46:20  <kohai>adollaroutof15c has 1 beer
03:46:29  <st_luke>dudes the pokemon song
03:46:37  <adollaroutof15c>how do i remove a folder from git…. itsnt it git rm -r foldername/
03:46:47  <adollaroutof15c>its not working! arggghh
03:47:15  <jesusabdullah>sounds right adollaroutof15c
03:47:38  <adollaroutof15c>it must be me, time for sleep.
03:47:42  <deoxxa>adollaroutof15c: does it have files inside it?
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03:47:46  <deoxxa>oh
03:47:48  <deoxxa>FINE
03:48:41  <jesusabdullah>my guess is git status isn't what he/she thinks it is
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03:50:48  <harbhub>hey fellas
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03:54:36  <jesusabdullah>hey hey
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04:02:08  <harbhub>jesus: simple question
04:02:19  <harbhub>how do i post an input using jquery?
04:02:33  <harbhub>i have a selector that responds to the click event
04:02:43  <deoxxa>$.ajax
04:02:46  <harbhub>i have it grabbing the input
04:02:51  <deoxxa>maybe you should like, look at the jquery docs
04:02:52  <harbhub>now i want to take that input and post it
04:03:01  <harbhub>i'll check out ajax
04:03:01  <deoxxa>http://api.jquery.com/jQuery.ajax/
04:03:09  <ljharb>also ##jquery
04:03:15  <deoxxa>yeah
04:03:39  <deoxxa>http://www.reverbnation.com/artist/artist_songs/1425142 <3
04:04:46  <harbhub>that doesn't help much (jquery docs on ajax)
04:04:52  <harbhub>i just want to post the input to the server
04:05:00  <harbhub>so i can grab it, hash it, store it in the db
04:05:12  <deoxxa>what
04:05:14  <deoxxa>yes it does
04:05:32  <harbhub>so how do i use ajax to post the data?
04:05:46  <harbhub>i have a var x = mydata
04:05:51  <deoxxa>CTRL+F FOR "POST" ON THAT PAGE
04:05:53  <deoxxa>srsly
04:06:12  <harbhub>you mean command + f
04:06:15  <harbhub>i use a mac
04:06:18  <harbhub>seriously
04:06:18  <deoxxa>figures
04:06:33  <harbhub>figures? i have linux, windows, and mac OS
04:06:36  <harbhub>on one machine
04:06:48  <deoxxa>sounds useful
04:06:52  <harbhub>i.e. superior to whatever "figures" is referring to
04:06:59  <deoxxa>but really, just search for "post" on that page
04:07:04  <deoxxa>not sure why you didn't before
04:07:37  <harbhub>well
04:07:41  <harbhub>when i see a page like that
04:07:45  <harbhub>it makes me want to read it all
04:07:48  <harbhub>to learn stuff
04:07:58  <deoxxa>that's also a good option
04:08:51  <harbhub>ajax is cool
04:08:57  <harbhub>looks extra useful
04:11:53  <harbhub>deoxxa: how long have you been programming?
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04:17:59  <jesusabdullah>for FIVE THOUSAND YEARS
04:18:16  <jesusabdullah>deoxxa was programming in cobol, in a cave deep below the ocean
04:19:05  <jesusabdullah>until the 6th second of the 6th minute of the 6th hour, on June 6th 1966
04:19:20  <jesusabdullah>ie, 06:06:06 6/6/66
04:19:30  <jesusabdullah>then something happened, idk
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04:21:08  <harbhub>lol
04:21:10  <harbhub>http://jsfiddle.net/harbhub/XdsLg/
04:21:13  <harbhub>check out my fiddle
04:21:16  <harbhub>i think i'm doing it right
04:21:25  <harbhub>i have a server running on that port
04:21:29  <harbhub>and it picked up the request
04:21:31  <harbhub>but just got
04:21:34  <harbhub>POST 404
04:21:42  <harbhub>POST / 404
04:21:53  <harbhub>so it made the post request correctly
04:21:55  <harbhub>:)
04:22:11  <harbhub>yep got it posting to the url
04:22:13  <harbhub>next step
04:22:24  <harbhub>how do i secure it
04:22:32  <harbhub>nvrmind
04:22:38  <harbhub>i'll just add an if statement
04:22:43  <harbhub>that grabs the users current URL
04:22:49  <harbhub>and make sure it matches my website
04:22:55  <harbhub>so they cant post stuff from other sites
04:23:17  <harbhub>i.e. my server will only accept posts from my url
04:23:21  <harbhub>how do i set that up?
04:23:36  <harbhub>i guess on the server side i'll add that if statement
04:24:54  <jesusabdullah>req.headers.host I habeeb, is your best shot
04:25:02  <jesusabdullah>though you can send any ol' host headers with curl
04:25:22  <harbhub>heh
04:25:30  <harbhub>so how do i get the data?
04:25:34  <harbhub>i tried req.data
04:25:41  <harbhub>it didnt console log anything though
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04:26:28  <harbhub>hmm
04:26:32  <harbhub>i'm running express server
04:26:35  <harbhub>i did
04:27:03  <harbhub>app.post('/what', function(req,res){console.log(req.data))})
04:27:10  <harbhub>but that didnt work
04:27:19  <harbhub>in fact, i cant console log anything
04:27:35  <harbhub>it just blocked that post for some reason
04:27:46  <harbhub>nope
04:27:47  <harbhub>it works
04:27:50  <harbhub>just need the data
04:27:57  <harbhub>how do i get that data?
04:28:17  <jesusabdullah>harbhub: req.headers.host
04:28:21  <harbhub>i received the post request and console.logged that it received request for 'what'
04:28:25  <jesusabdullah>console.log(req.headers)
04:28:34  <jesusabdullah>also
04:28:39  <jesusabdullah>req.url req.method
04:28:40  <jesusabdullah>all useful
04:28:46  <harbhub>whoa
04:29:09  <harbhub>req.headers.whateverIMlookingFORinTHEobject
04:29:13  <harbhub>the ajax object
04:29:22  <harbhub>req.headers.key
04:29:26  <harbhub>spits out the value
04:29:27  <harbhub>cool
04:29:31  <harbhub>this is awesome
04:29:33  <harbhub>thanks guys
04:29:35  <jesusabdullah>yup
04:29:36  <jesusabdullah>easy peasy
04:29:48  <jesusabdullah>http rocks if you let it do its thing
04:30:01  <harbhub>i believe
04:30:03  <harbhub>:)
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04:31:32  <harbhub>http://jsfiddle.net/harbhub/XdsLg/
04:31:36  <harbhub>i'm doing something wrong here
04:31:43  <harbhub>because the data is not coming through correctly
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04:32:03  <harbhub>rather, how do i get the data that i put?
04:38:47  <harbhub>yep i'm stuck
04:38:48  <harbhub>lol
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04:39:06  <harbhub>i want to send the input from the client!
04:39:37  <harbhub>maybe it needs to be an object
04:42:01  <harbhub>yeah not sure what i'm doing wrong but the data: {key: value} is being received in the req.headers
04:44:40  <harbhub>yea anyone?
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04:57:43  <harbhub>i need help with the serverside code
04:58:10  <harbhub>on the .done(function(data){//do something}) on the client side what do i do?
04:58:12  <harbhub>then
04:58:48  <harbhub>on the server side app.post('/what', function(req,res){//do something with post})
04:58:55  <harbhub>what do i do to get the data?
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05:07:40  <harbhub>guys
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05:08:24  <harbhub>please help me write a simple $.ajax post request on the client side, a simple console log of the actual data on the serverside
05:08:48  <harbhub>teach me how to fish :)
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05:16:48  <mdedetrich>harbhub: get a long stick
05:16:53  <mdedetrich>harbhub: a REALLY long stick
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05:27:44  <harbhub>lol
05:27:50  <harbhub>mdedetrich: hey hey
05:28:03  <harbhub>i figured out what i was missing btw, req.body
05:28:05  <harbhub>lmao
05:28:19  <harbhub>the ajax data is the request body..
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05:58:32  <gfurtado>is anyone online that can help me?
05:59:21  <gfurtado>ok, I'll try later
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07:05:37  <darshan>hey guys
07:05:51  <darshan>im having trouble deploying to nodejitsu still
07:06:09  <darshan>no, wait
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07:06:52  <darshan>i was in the wrong directory, my bad
07:06:54  <darshan>it's working
07:06:57  <darshan>=)
07:06:59  <jesusabdullah>^5
07:09:00  <darshan>jesusabdullah: sorry for the false alarm
07:09:08  <jesusabdullah>no prob :)
07:09:18  <jesusabdullah>I prefer false alarms to real ones
07:09:52  <darshan>fair enough
07:10:17  <jesusabdullah>AvianFlu: https://github.com/jesusabdullah/dohttp \o/
07:10:45  <jesusabdullah>AvianFlu: one cool thing is that you can return dnodes based on req.url
07:11:02  <substack>any stream will do!
07:11:05  <substack>streams++
07:11:05  <kohai>streams has 1 beer
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07:11:20  <AvianFlu>substack: ++
07:11:20  <kohai>substack has 1 beer
07:11:29  <AvianFlu>substack: have you ever been to NYC before?
07:11:32  <jesusabdullah>substack: hardest part by far was setting everything to do the expect/continue action
07:11:48  <substack>AvianFlu: nope!
07:12:01  <AvianFlu>substack: HOLY CRAP LOLZ SUPER AWESOME
07:12:14  <AvianFlu>I like how you went to shanghai before NY
07:12:24  <substack>I've been to just about all the other major metro areas in the US too
07:12:24  <AvianFlu>and how we're gonna be drunk in dublin before you've ever been to NY
07:12:26  <substack>just not NY
07:12:37  <substack>well I've already been to dublin and london before
07:12:44  <substack>way in the long time ago
07:13:00  <AvianFlu>yeah but not since you got NERD FAMOUS
07:13:10  <substack>right when ireland just got the euro
07:13:13  <jesusabdullah>I must admit I am not well-traveled
07:13:14  <substack>truth
07:13:28  <AvianFlu>jesusabdullah: BECOME MORE SO
07:13:46  <jesusabdullah>BUT
07:13:47  <substack>EMBIGGEN YOUR NERD PROWESS
07:13:48  <jesusabdullah>MY MONEY
07:14:10  <substack>jesusabdullah: I have EVEN LESS money than you
07:14:19  <substack>it can be done
07:14:41  <substack>1) do crazy shit that gets attention for some reason
07:15:08  <substack>pretty hit or miss which stuff gets traction
07:18:53  <AvianFlu>AND DON'T EVER DO THE BAD THINGS CAUSE THEY'RE BAD
07:19:28  <substack>it's more about sheer quantity
07:19:53  <substack>but it needs to be varied enough
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09:04:49  <yawnt>hai
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09:44:52  <coderarity>yawnt, hi
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09:52:51  <yawnt>sup coderarity
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09:53:02  <coderarity>nm
09:53:31  <yawnt>i've just learned stuff about the falklands
09:53:35  <yawnt>seems a cool place to visit
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09:58:20  <coderarity>they were at war in 1982?
09:58:22  <coderarity>wow
09:59:12  <yawnt>yep
09:59:30  <coderarity>it looks really cold
09:59:57  <coderarity>record high is 75 :O
10:01:22  <coderarity>highest proportion of internet users in the world O_o
10:03:43  <yawnt>nah
10:03:45  <yawnt>during summer
10:03:51  <yawnt>it gets to 22 °C
10:03:55  <yawnt>they even swim :P
10:04:21  <coderarity>yeah, and it also gets to -1 degrees
10:04:26  <yawnt>yep
10:04:32  <yawnt>there are penguins :3
10:04:44  <coderarity>:D
10:05:26  <yawnt>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R9cIyT-Ppx0/T3Qy1Jq1qOI/AAAAAAAABbg/J3JQ0DPx4z8/s1600/falklands+landscape.jpg
10:05:34  <yawnt>it looks pretty neat to me
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10:06:18  <coderarity>it's pretty empty though :O
10:06:37  <yawnt>yeah
10:06:46  <yawnt>i'd spend a vacation there
10:06:50  <yawnt>probably not live though
10:06:51  <coderarity>like 3rd to least dennity
10:07:01  <yawnt>but first
10:07:06  <yawnt>i need to visit greenald
10:07:08  <yawnt>*greenland
10:07:15  <yawnt>http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/267/cache/ice-canyon-greenland-balog_26744_990x742.jpg
10:07:19  <yawnt>:Q_
10:10:03  <coderarity>yawnt, i'm fairly sure that's hard to get to :P
10:11:09  <yawnt>not really
10:11:18  <yawnt>there are 5-10 weekly flights from europe
10:11:32  <coderarity>i meant, the location in that photograph
10:11:36  <yawnt>oh
10:11:37  <yawnt>yeah
10:11:59  <yawnt>:(
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10:15:29  <yawnt>http://globewallpapers.com/wallpapers/2012/08/lacrime-di-ghiaccio-Kujalleq-Greenland-1080x1920.jpg
10:15:32  <yawnt>i mean
10:15:33  <yawnt>loook at this
10:15:49  <coderarity>that's pretty cool
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11:25:08  <Prem>https://gist.github.com/3769770
11:25:21  <Prem>Cannot deploy to jitsu :(
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11:31:16  <mmalecki>Prem: hey, can I see your package.json?
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11:55:18  <mdedetrich>cclough: might be better off asking in node.js/
11:55:35  <cclough>mdedetrich: ok thanks
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15:25:57  <aozoralabs>today deploying my app I always get Error spawning drone!!!!! Please help
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15:32:53  <aozoralabs>please, see Ticket #11635
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16:36:32  <dmitri>hi
16:40:03  <mmalecki>hi
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17:01:43  <yawnt>hai
17:02:31  <torvalde>can I ask people to have a look at a ticket here?
17:03:08  <mmalecki>sure
17:03:26  <torvalde>I just registered this ticket: #11636: server time
17:03:53  <torvalde>It is a bit strange but it seems the server time is an hour off...
17:04:23  <torvalde>I set the environment variable TZ to 'Europe/Oslo'
17:04:23  <mmalecki>it's in UTC timezone I think
17:04:32  <mmalecki>oh, that might not work on smartos
17:04:38  <mmalecki>there is a v8 bug report
17:04:49  <mmalecki>I'm not sure if that was fixed yet
17:05:10  <mmalecki>https://github.com/joyent/node/issues/3081
17:05:21  <mmalecki>and http://code.google.com/p/v8/issues/detail?id=2064
17:05:23  <torvalde>ok, thanks, I can find another way.
17:05:33  <torvalde>thanks for a great service.
17:05:40  <mmalecki>pleasure
17:05:43  <mmalecki>I can look into that bug
17:05:47  <mmalecki>never did any v8 patch
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17:08:25  <generalissimo>i have an app that says it started just fine but there are no logs and when i hit the url, the server doesn't respond
17:08:43  <generalissimo>http://balloonsio.nodejitsu.com/
17:08:51  <generalissimo>can anyone tell me what that means?
17:09:18  <torvalde>For now it is enought for me to know about the bug, but If you find a solution it would be great :-)
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17:10:04  <generalissimo>nevermind, it's responding and logging now
17:14:50  <mmalecki>indutny: how do you send in a v8 patch?
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17:18:34  <indutny>mmalecki: using depot tools
17:18:52  <indutny>;)
17:19:04  <indutny>mmalecki: just git clone git://github.com/v8/v8.git
17:19:42  <indutny>mmalecki: http://dev.chromium.org/developers/contributing-code
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17:20:24  <indutny>mmalecki: something like this
17:20:26  <mmalecki>indutny: we're not contributing on behalf of nodejitsu, are we?
17:20:39  <indutny>I think you can met some problems with it
17:20:49  <indutny>but you better find it out yourself
17:20:59  <indutny>when I did it - I did it on my behalf, anyway
17:21:24  <mmalecki>yeah, I guess that's fine, it's not like nodejitsu is going to sue anybody
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17:24:01  <AvianFlu>not over a v8 patch
17:24:12  <AvianFlu>that would just be dumb
17:24:15  <mdedetrich>node.js appears to be dead
17:24:23  <mdedetrich>so I will quickly ask this here
17:24:30  <mdedetrich>is there a way to prefer to include a local library
17:24:33  <mdedetrich>over a global one
17:24:36  <mdedetrich>when doing requrie
17:24:52  <AvianFlu>relative paths
17:25:02  <AvianFlu>require('./http') instead of require('http')
17:25:05  <aozoralabs>anyone also who's getting "Error: Error spawning drone" ?
17:25:34  <AvianFlu>aozoralabs: can you paste your package.json file into gist.github.com and link it to me?
17:25:43  <wingy>since c9 has upgraded their VMs to OpenShift I cant install jitsu
17:25:47  <wingy>any idea?
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17:26:01  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: that didn't seem to work
17:26:31  <mdedetrich>god dammit
17:26:35  <mdedetrich>this is pissing me off
17:26:53  <mdedetrich>I can't actually get this library https://github.com/minodisk/timers to work
17:27:24  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: gist your code?
17:27:38  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: I'm just doing a require
17:27:41  <mdedetrich>and making a new Timer
17:28:11  <mdedetrich>I mean I can gist it, but its two lines
17:28:26  <mdedetrich>Timer = require('timerks')
17:28:30  <mdedetrich>Timer = require('timerjs')*
17:28:38  <mdedetrich>timer = new Timer(1000,3)
17:28:54  <mdedetrich>however Timer is some object, and not a prototype
17:29:12  <mdedetrich>Timer = require('timerjs').Timer;
17:29:19  <mdedetrich>^ that example code doesn't even work
17:29:45  <AvianFlu>look at what the lib is actually exporting
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17:29:47  <AvianFlu>could be old docs
17:29:54  <mdedetrich>its exporting Timer
17:29:57  <mdedetrich>which doesn't exist
17:30:28  <mdedetrich>bleh = require('timers')
17:30:29  <mdedetrich>console.info bleh
17:30:35  <mmalecki>torvalde: I think I found the piece of code responsible for that
17:30:38  <mmalecki>looks kinda easy to fix
17:30:50  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: https://gist.github.com/5030030862fe1af1ae06
17:30:54  <mdedetrich>thats the result
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17:31:45  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: require('timers') is always gonna give you the global object
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17:32:30  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: I realized that, so what do I use instead
17:32:51  <AvianFlu>if you require('timersjs') and dump it, what does it output
17:33:30  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: https://gist.github.com/5030030862fe1af1ae06
17:33:43  <mdedetrich>wait, what do you mean by dump it?
17:33:50  <AvianFlu>that's what I meant by dump it
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17:33:58  <AvianFlu>but are you sure that's not require('timers')?
17:34:10  <mdedetrich>oh
17:34:11  <AvianFlu>you can also just try require('./node_modules/timers') or whatever
17:34:12  <mdedetrich>timersjs
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17:34:15  <mdedetrich>modules not found
17:34:18  <mdedetrich>already tried that
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17:35:21  <dmitri>hi guys, maybe you can help. it's about sockets..
17:35:43  <mdedetrich>it also cannot find './node_modules/timers'
17:35:43  <mdedetrich>bleh = require('./node_modules/timers')
17:35:45  <mdedetrich>that also fails
17:35:50  <mdedetrich>it really makes no sense
17:35:59  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: I'm actually at a loss, here, as to why this guy would name this module 'timers'
17:36:07  <AvianFlu>it seems all sorts of needless fail
17:36:14  <AvianFlu>I'm testing it locally, this may actually be a bug
17:36:42  <dmitri>one of my machines, after deploy to jitsu, on/emit events don't work properly
17:36:42  <dmitri>(e.g. when i'm on the page from first machine, browser of the second one catch data, but when i'm online with the second, first doesn't react in any case)
17:36:54  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: $ node -pe "require('./node_modules/timers')"
17:36:55  <AvianFlu>{ Timer: { [Function: Timer] TIMER: 'timer', TIMER_COMPLETE: 'timerComplete' } }
17:37:01  <AvianFlu>after 'npm install timers'
17:37:24  <AvianFlu>dmitri: can you describe more thoroughly what you're seeing?
17:37:51  <dmitri>only these error appears in firebug after some interval - The connection to ws://-/websocket/z8Km3Gzkx_qomuaeLPz1 was interrupted while the page was loading.this.websocket = new Socket(this.prepareUrl() + query);
17:38:07  <AvianFlu>dmitri: your server app might be crashing?
17:38:11  <AvianFlu>have you looked at the logs?
17:38:18  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: again, cannot find module timers
17:38:43  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: what node version?
17:38:48  <AvianFlu>there's something screwy here
17:38:54  <AvianFlu>try using node -pe like I did
17:38:58  <mdedetrich>I did
17:38:59  <mdedetrich>alsi
17:39:01  <mdedetrich>*also
17:39:04  <mdedetrich>0.8.6
17:39:24  <mdedetrich>ok wait
17:39:26  <mdedetrich>now it worked
17:39:31  <mdedetrich>was in a wrong directory
17:39:50  <mdedetrich>{ Timer: { [Function: Timer] TIMER: 'timer', TIMER_COMPLETE: 'timerComplete' } }
17:39:55  <AvianFlu>yeah, there you go
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17:40:42  <mdedetrich>I know what it is
17:40:48  <mdedetrich>its the framework I am using
17:41:18  <AvianFlu>if you say 'meteor' you've only got yourself to blame XD
17:41:23  <mdedetrich>got it to work
17:41:26  <mdedetrich>no socketstream
17:41:28  <AvianFlu>nice
17:41:36  <AvianFlu>oh, socketstream I don't know much about
17:41:44  <AvianFlu>I just consider it a public service to troll meteor as hard as possible
17:41:46  <AvianFlu>(it's just not safe)
17:42:30  <mdedetrich>I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten foot pole
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17:42:45  <AvianFlu>I wouldn't touch that thing with a fifteen foot pole that belonged to somebody else!
17:43:24  <dmitri>AvianFlu: it seems nothing with server app and logs are aempty
17:43:38  <dmitri>*empty
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17:44:15  <mmalecki>I'd be really happy to touch meteor with a rocket launcher
17:44:26  <mmalecki>but I'm pretty sure that counts as bad touch
17:44:31  <mdedetrich>anyways, this was honestly the fault of the library creater
17:44:39  <mdedetrich>of using something as retarded as timers
17:44:42  <mdedetrich>as his package name
17:44:48  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: YES.
17:44:52  <AvianFlu>should be timersjs or something
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17:45:02  <AvianFlu>totally pointless.
17:45:22  <mdedetrich>and painful
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17:49:20  <dmitri>AvianFlu: Could it be because of the jitsu server because locally everything s fine
17:49:22  <dmitri>?
17:49:40  <AvianFlu>dmitri: maybe, but it depends. what's the url?
17:49:46  <AvianFlu>also, you're probably not running smartOS locally
17:49:50  <dmitri>sec
17:49:54  <AvianFlu>so it might not mean anything that it works locally
17:50:58  <dmitri>aha http://draweezme.jit.su/draw
17:52:19  <dmitri>it seems that i see you
17:53:51  <dmitri>but don't see my second machine)
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18:08:00  <mmalecki>torvalde: I've got a patch on the way. will try to get that floated on node when I submit it
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18:31:27  <trygve>Do you guys have a svg version of your nodejitsu logo I can use in some slides? I'm making a presso on a project I run on your service and wanna show some of your tools.
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18:35:58  <mmalecki>trygve: trying to dig that one up for you
18:36:32  <trygve>mmalecki: sweet :)
18:36:43  <trygve>eps or any other vector format works also.
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18:37:12  <mmalecki>trygve: can you pm me your email? that'd be easier for me
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18:38:02  <trygve>my mail is no secret: post {at} trygve-lie [dot] com
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18:38:44  <trygve>thanx for your help :)
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18:41:13  <mmalecki>np :). sec, converting those PSDs to SVGs
18:43:00  <yawnt>just printed my boarding pass
18:43:03  <yawnt>\ò/
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18:43:31  <mmalecki>yawnt: can't you do that on the airport?
18:43:39  <mmalecki>I never gave a single fuck about that
18:43:52  <yawnt>mmalecki: why would i do that
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18:43:57  <yawnt>if i have the boarding pass
18:44:01  <yawnt>i can be there half an hour before
18:44:08  <yawnt>otherwise, i'd have to be there 2 hours before
18:44:11  <dmitri>maybe it's cause
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18:45:00  <mmalecki>yawnt: I rarely show up earlier than one hour on international flights and half an hour on domestic flights :)
18:45:28  <mmalecki>trygve: dude, those turned out to be 92 MB and 12 MB... any idea on how to make them smaller?
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18:46:11  <mmalecki>OH LULZ
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18:46:23  <mmalecki>imagemagick is an idiot
18:46:32  <mmalecki> <circle cx="1504" cy="987" r="1" fill="srgba(255,255,255,0)"/>
18:46:32  <mmalecki> <circle cx="1505" cy="987" r="1" fill="srgba(255,255,255,0)"/>
18:46:32  <mmalecki> <circle cx="1506" cy="987" r="1" fill="srgba(255,255,255,0)"/>
18:46:33  <mmalecki> <circle cx="1507" cy="987" r="1" fill="srgba(255,255,255,0)"/>
18:46:42  <trygve>oh my
18:46:51  <mmalecki>sec, trying to minify them
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18:47:17  <trygve>are those psd's "company secrets"? I can trace them to vectors myself
18:47:53  <mmalecki>yeah, nobody is sure about that
18:47:57  <AvianFlu>trygve: the graphics people are all off today, we're just trying to figure it out ourselves
18:48:01  <mmalecki>coderarity: yo, do you happen to have photoshop?
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18:55:31  <trygve>aight
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18:56:13  <yawnt>dammit
18:56:22  <yawnt>i can't make a request over spdy
18:56:29  <yawnt>:(
18:56:41  <yawnt>what is wrong with you code.. you're supposed to work ;_;
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18:58:16  <mmalecki>aaand he lost his terminal
18:58:18  <mmalecki>oh well
18:58:42  <Nexxy>lol
19:01:02  <mmalecki>Nexxy: you going to LXJS?
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19:07:42  <mmalecki>trygve: our designer says she can't convert PSD to SVG >.<
19:07:46  <mmalecki>would PNG do?
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19:14:30  <trygve>mmalecki: yeah. a png will do if its transparent around the logo :)
19:14:47  <mmalecki>it indeed appears to be!
19:14:59  <trygve>cool :)
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19:18:44  <mmalecki>trygve: sent
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19:20:08  <trygve>mmalecki: Thanks a lot :) I'll be saying some nice things about your services at a couple of conferences :)
19:21:16  <AvianFlu>trygve: sweet!
19:21:22  <mmalecki>trygve: <3 !
19:21:22  <AvianFlu>so will maciej and I pretty soon lolz
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19:31:02  <Nexxy>mmalecki, no ._.
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19:42:13  <jesusabdullah>wat
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19:45:16  <AvianFlu>jesusabdullah: ++
19:45:17  <kohai>jesusabdullah has 117 keys to various cities
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20:25:41  <gfurtado>Hi, is anyone here that can help me hosting an socket.io app on nodejitsu?
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20:25:58  <adollaroutof15c>are there plans to have a live log instead of having to hit refresh? also shouldnt it be newest line at bottom like terminal is?
20:26:07  <coderarity>yes
20:26:17  <coderarity>we are working on tailing stuff
20:26:26  <adollaroutof15c>cool
20:27:22  <gfurtado>my app isn't serving the socket.io.js but the socket.io is on the package's dependency
20:28:11  <adollaroutof15c>i think you have to put in the tag for the JS yourself it wont just add it for you
20:28:26  <adollaroutof15c>I am working with socket io right now
20:28:59  <gfurtado>but the tag is there "<SCRIPT src="/socket.io/socket.io.js"></SCRIPT>"
20:29:20  <gfurtado>same tag as the original socket.io documentation
20:30:12  <adollaroutof15c>oh hmmm not sure then
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20:31:16  <adollaroutof15c>what happens when you navigate to that js path in the browser? 404 or blank page?
20:31:25  <gfurtado>even though the tag is right the webpage can't download it
20:31:41  <coderarity>gfurtado, how are you hosting the socket.io server? can i see your js?
20:31:48  <gfurtado>i get "Cannot GET /socket.io/socket.io.js"
20:32:19  <gfurtado>package or server.js?
20:32:24  <adollaroutof15c>yeah would need to take a look at the JS on the back end side, seems like socket IO has not started up right
20:32:46  <coderarity>gfurtado, server.js
20:33:40  <gfurtado>ok wait a minute [starting VM]
20:34:23  <adollaroutof15c>: ( I wish npm publish would automatically update your package.json with a new version number like jitsu deploy does
20:36:54  <gfurtado>i sent the file
20:38:58  <gfurtado>coderarity, I sent the file
20:39:08  <coderarity>wait
20:39:09  <coderarity>what?
20:39:13  <coderarity>like in IRC?
20:39:35  <coderarity>i've never actually used that
20:40:22  <coderarity>gfurtado, my IRC client doesn't support that
20:40:26  <coderarity>gfurtado, use gist.github.com
20:40:50  <adollaroutof15c>yeah i tried to download it and it doesnt work
20:41:12  <adollaroutof15c>IM transfers never work
20:41:29  <gfurtado>ok ok, but, now, its me that doesn't know hot to use gist. but I'll try
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20:42:13  <adollaroutof15c>its easy, first time I was on here I pasted like 30 lines of code and then I got yelled at and I learned about gist.github : )
20:42:15  <dmitri>use this notepad.cc
20:42:41  <coderarity>gfurtado, just paste all the stuff in the text box at gist.github.com and then click submit - it'll take you to a page that displays your code, send me the link to that page
20:43:12  <gfurtado>https://gist.github.com/3772985
20:44:21  <gfurtado>easy, I do liked it
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20:51:46  <coderarity>yeah
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20:54:12  <Guest_1448>hi
20:54:23  <adollaroutof15c>hi!
20:54:25  <Guest_1448>how does the file .save() method work when you have multiple file stores loaded?
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20:55:23  <coderarity>that's a good question
20:55:56  <Nexxy>coderarity, the question is in regards to nconf
20:56:05  <coderarity>yeah, i know
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20:56:17  <Guest_1448>oh, forgot to mention that
20:56:37  <coderarity>(i'll check it out after i finish helping gfurtado)
20:57:04  <Guest_1448>thanks
20:57:22  <coderarity>gfurtado, change app.listen(80) to server.listen(80)
20:58:42  <gfurtado>coderarity, ok, I'll do it
20:59:25  <coderarity>Guest_1448, it saves to every file store
20:59:44  <coderarity>Guest_1448, in fact, it tries to save to every store if it can (which obviously it can't for a lot of stores like argv)
21:00:02  <Guest_1448>it overwrites all the files with the same data?
21:00:19  <coderarity>yeah
21:00:52  <Guest_1448>is there a way to load and save files individually? not as a "stack" but completely separate stores. more like a portable nconf
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21:01:02  <coderarity>Guest_1448, yes
21:01:12  <coderarity>Guest_1448, if you have the store object, it has a save function
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21:01:27  <coderarity>Guest_1448, it'll be in nconf.stores
21:01:48  <gfurtado>coderarity it worked. migrating from express 2 to 3. small bug left :)
21:01:52  <gfurtado>thanks
21:01:59  <coderarity>gfurtado, great! np
21:02:04  <Guest_1448>coderarity: is there an example or some documenation for that?
21:04:43  <coderarity>Guest_1448, there might be something in the docco docs - but I don't see it anywhere else
21:05:08  <adollaroutof15c>coderarity: is there an eta for the live new line at bottom console you mentioned?
21:05:19  <coderarity>Guest_1448, let me write a quick gist with an example, and then i'll work on getting that into the nconf documentation
21:05:20  <coderarity>adollaroutof15c, not afaik
21:05:33  <Guest_1448>coderarity: thanks!
21:05:38  <coderarity>adollaroutof15c, it'll probably be a few weeks at least
21:06:09  <adollaroutof15c>: ( ok
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21:11:45  <coderarity>Guest_1448, like this https://gist.github.com/a644301e0e8c39593b8f
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21:14:55  <Guest_1448>coderarity: thanks. would using .use() work there as well?
21:16:03  <coderarity>Guest_1448, yes
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21:18:33  <sberryman>anyone have any suggestions for a redis keep-alive?
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21:19:29  <Guest_1448>thanks for the help coderarity
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21:21:26  <coderarity>Guest_1448, np, just let me know if you need more halp :D
21:22:15  <coderarity>YES SO MUCH SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE
21:24:18  <coderarity><3 chinese food
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21:37:55  <anucreative>Silly question? Am I able to use PhantomJS on nodejitsu? My guess is no, as it has to be built and available somewhere on the PATH.
21:41:06  <coderarity>anucreative, i think you're rogjt
21:41:08  <coderarity>right*
21:41:22  <ljharb>that would be a really cool thing to have available
21:41:24  <coderarity>if your name is rogjt you might be that too, though
21:41:33  <anucreative>;)
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21:41:58  <coderarity>anucreative, out of curiosity, what do you want to use it for?
21:42:33  <anucreative>Just taking screenshots of links.
21:42:56  <anucreative>Had it working locally but wanted to host on nodejitsu.
21:43:01  <coderarity>okay
21:43:04  <mmalecki>there's a module for that
21:43:09  <mmalecki>by visionmedia I think
21:43:14  <anucreative>Oh, there is?
21:43:15  <mmalecki>not sure what it uses tho
21:43:16  <ljharb>wouldn't phantomjs work better than jsdom also?
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21:44:28  <jonathan_s>Can anyone give me a quick answer to something? I'm trying to access my Nodejitsu account for the first time, I'm attempting to reset my password using "users forgot" but getting an error UNABLE_TO_VERIFY_LEAF_SIGNATURE.
21:44:29  <anucreative>That visionmedia module appears to use Phantom as well.
21:44:58  <mmalecki>ah, too bad
21:45:29  <coderarity>jonathan_s, you can use http, i think it's --protocol http
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21:46:23  <mmalecki>we're still not sure what's causing that leaf signature error
21:46:27  <mmalecki>what's your node version?
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21:47:01  <jonathan_s>node version 0.9.3-pre
21:47:10  <coderarity>maybe it's because of the new certificates
21:48:25  <jonathan_s>I signed up for the private beta a while ago but only just trying it out now
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21:52:34  <jonathan_s>coderarity setting the protocol to http did the same thing (if I did it right - not sure if order of parameters matters)
21:52:46  <coderarity>i probably got it wrong :\
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21:54:01  <AvianFlu>jonathan_s: you shouldn't be using node 0.9.3-pre
21:54:04  <AvianFlu>it's an unstable version
21:54:07  <AvianFlu>use 0.8.9
21:57:47  <jonathan_s>AvianFluAvianFlu, thanks I'm giving that a shot now...
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22:03:53  <jonathan_s>AvianFlu, that was the problem. Thanks!
22:04:40  <jonathan_s>Thanks @mmalecki, @coderarity.
22:04:58  <mmalecki>hm, interesting
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22:08:45  <coderarity>cool
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22:11:23  <pshomov>hi guys
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22:12:02  <pshomov>I am trying to deploy my app to nodejitsu and I am getting an error, I wonder if someone can point me in the right direction
22:12:16  <pshomov>I am getting this error
22:12:23  <pshomov>error: Error spawning drone error: Script took too long to listen on a socket
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22:12:44  <pshomov>it is a simple express-based app
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22:13:32  <pshomov>I can provide more details if necessary
22:15:01  <coderarity>pshomov, move the part where you listen on a port to the beginning of the script
22:15:19  <coderarity>pshomov, so like, move app.listen() to the top of your file
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22:16:47  <coderarity>pshomov, what's your username/appname?
22:17:42  <coderarity>nvm, i found it :P
22:17:54  <pshomov>coderarity pshomov/bus_service
22:18:22  <pshomov>coderarity - thanx I will try it right now
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22:21:41  <pshomov>hm, no go on the move of the listening
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22:22:39  <pshomov>btw, if I specify .coffee file as a start up script it will run it right, no need to pre-compile to js?
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22:33:32  <coderarity>pshomov, yes
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22:36:31  <kuryaki>hello trying to deploy to nodejitsu and having this problem http://pastebin.com/516zh1R7 it says something about the start script but after googling it nothing helpful shows, and the package.json seems ok to me (the app runs)
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22:42:11  <pshomov>now I am getting a different error - https://gist.github.com/3773305
22:42:31  <pshomov>strangely enough it was working just fine last time I deployed
22:42:38  <pshomov>a few months back
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22:51:02  <pshomov>coderarity, do you maybe have some other ideas about my new error message? - https://gist.github.com/3773305
22:51:30  <coderarity>pshomov, lemme check it out
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22:52:11  <coderarity>kuryaki, make your package.json's script.start field "node app.js"
22:55:07  <pshomov>coderarity, thank you for helping me!
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23:01:11  <mmalecki>poor dscape
23:01:21  <mmalecki>that's what you get for getting married!
23:01:34  <mmalecki>"Connection closed for inactivity"
23:01:35  <mmalecki>eh.
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23:15:53  <pshomov>coderarity, any news for me?
23:16:05  <coderarity>sorry, i crashed
23:16:07  <coderarity>i'm working on it
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23:20:10  <coderarity>pshomov, hmmm. still taking too long to listen, can I see your app.js?
23:20:49  <pshomov>coderarity, yes, I am back to taking too long to listen
23:20:53  <mmalecki>torvalde: http://codereview.chromium.org/10967066/
23:21:00  <mmalecki>torvalde: there, patch submitted
23:21:14  <pshomov>coderarity, sure I can show you my startup file
23:22:56  <pshomov>coderarity, here it is - https://gist.github.com/3773405
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23:23:37  <pshomov>coderarity, the thing is I am loading a whole lot of CSV files and parsing them on start up in one of my modules
23:23:55  <coderarity>pshomov, that's after the listen though, right?
23:23:57  <pshomov>this was fine a few months back but may be not so fine now?
23:24:10  <pshomov>yes, it is after the listen
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23:25:01  <coderarity>pshomov, what does your package.json look like?
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23:25:44  <pshomov>here it is https://gist.github.com/3773410
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23:27:50  <CygnusX>hi. i'm having some deploy issues
23:28:16  <jesusabdullah>hi CygnusX can you tell me more?
23:28:16  <coderarity>CygnusX, hey, I need a gist of the complete output from `jitsu deploy`
23:28:25  <coderarity>pshomov, hmmm
23:28:39  <CygnusX>let me pastebin unless you have a git you want me to paste to
23:28:59  <coderarity>CygnusX, i mean gist.github.com but pastebin works fine
23:29:15  <CygnusX>http://pastebin.com/6AtSJdvW
23:29:21  <coderarity>pshomov, how long does it take you to start it up locally?
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23:32:29  <pshomov>it is kind of hard to tell
23:32:36  <coderarity>pshomov, so it's really fast, then
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23:32:37  <pshomov>but it is not anything noticable
23:32:42  <coderarity>hmm
23:32:57  <coderarity>that's weird, something must be causing it to hang
23:33:08  <coderarity>i guess express.createServer?
23:33:13  <coderarity>maybe try updating epxress?
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23:33:18  <coderarity>express*
23:33:56  <coderarity>(the latest version of express requires you to change express.createServer() to just express() btw)
23:33:57  <pshomov>aha, may be I got it
23:34:18  <coderarity>really? what did you try?
23:34:24  <pshomov>the reading of the files is synchronious
23:34:35  <pshomov>that must be it
23:35:20  <coderarity>maybe it's messing with the event loop, if it's a really big file
23:35:47  <pshomov>it is many small files
23:36:00  <pshomov>I would say it is even worse then a big file ;)
23:36:03  <mmalecki>are you reading in listening callback?
23:36:11  <pshomov>no,
23:36:14  <mmalecki>or just after calling listen?
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23:36:31  <mmalecki>okay, do .listen(port, function () { /* read files here */ })
23:37:01  <pshomov>I am reading during the initialisation of a module
23:37:24  <pshomov>ok, I will try that mmalecki
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23:40:41  <coderarity>CygnusX, deploy again, looks like bad drone
23:41:03  <CygnusX>still not ok
23:41:13  <coderarity>hmm
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23:41:31  <coderarity>oh, lol, build server is out now
23:44:00  <coderarity>CygnusX, can I see your package.json?
23:44:05  <CygnusX>sure
23:44:32  <CygnusX>http://pastebin.com/rt8BbE23
23:44:52  <coderarity>CygnusX, update your version of socket.io
23:45:09  <CygnusX>i will try, but i get problems with later versions of socket.io sometimes
23:45:29  <CygnusX>changing form "9.0" to ""
23:45:40  <coderarity>CygnusX, try 0.9.x
23:45:54  <CygnusX>ok
23:46:00  <coderarity>it will resolve to 0.9.10
23:46:19  <coderarity>which has the latest version of ws, that's the thing that's failing to build
23:46:20  <CygnusX>i need to re-write some things so i can move to the latest version of express
23:46:31  <coderarity>you don't have to update express yet, i think
23:46:45  <CygnusX>well, its an option
23:46:48  <pshomov>ok, this is definitely related to loading of those files
23:46:56  <CygnusX>i just have to re-write some code... which i have been avoiding
23:47:06  <pshomov>took that part out and is deploying just fine now
23:47:22  <CygnusX>and my app is now working again
23:47:23  <CygnusX>thanks
23:47:30  <coderarity>CygnusX, cool, np
23:47:42  <CygnusX>:D
23:48:07  <coderarity>pshomov, yeah, try making them load asynchronously
23:48:26  <coderarity>pshomov, maybe async.js will help make that easier
23:48:42  <coderarity>https://github.com/caolan/async
23:48:51  <pshomov>that should't be too hard, thank you guys for the assistance ;)
23:49:06  <coderarity>np, let me know if you need more help
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