00:02:33  <benlower>my app is running out of memory. any tips, tools, etc that i can use to track down the problem?
00:03:07  * marshall_lawchanged nick to marshall_afk
00:03:23  <benlower>i'm currently doing some logging and i can see the memory usage going up but i don't know what nodejitsu is doing to me (e.g. killing my process) or how to resolve
00:05:26  * lyaunzbequit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
00:09:11  * cjmjoined
00:09:16  <jesusabdullah>benlower: nodejitsu runs the app until an enomem occurs, basically.
00:09:33  <jesusabdullah>benlower: you can use kiwf for a simple tempfix
00:09:43  <jesusabdullah>benlower: and you really just have to profile your code if it's leaking memory
00:17:31  * derpopsjoined
00:17:39  * cjmquit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
00:19:19  * benlowerquit (Remote host closed the connection)
00:20:04  * benlowerjoined
00:21:28  <benlower>jesusabdullah: thanks. hadn't heard of kiwf. what are the memory limits imposed by nodejitsu?
00:21:58  <jesusabdullah>those of the machines, which I wanna say is on the order of 200mb or so?
00:22:11  <jesusabdullah>maybe not that much---you have to remember we're running infrastructure on those
00:22:26  <jesusabdullah>as well
00:22:34  <jesusabdullah>which take some level of overhead. Not much, but enough.
00:23:19  <benlower>yeah that makes sense about the infra overhead.
00:23:40  <jesusabdullah>yeah, just confirmed you have a little over 200mb available to your app
00:24:07  * admcquit (Quit: Leaving.)
00:26:01  * lyaunzbejoined
00:27:37  <benlower>ok. thx again.
00:29:28  * st_lukejoined
00:32:34  * derpopsquit
00:38:55  * tomshredsjoined
00:39:39  * cjmjoined
00:39:44  * druminjoined
00:40:13  * t_joined
00:40:28  * marshall_afkchanged nick to marshall_law
00:40:39  <t_>Can anyone answer a question about a deployment error?
00:41:58  <AvianFlu>usually
00:42:00  <AvianFlu>what are you seeing
00:42:16  <t_>Same lines 27-29 here https://gist.github.com/3751975
00:42:47  * derpopsjoined
00:45:32  * joshonthewebjoined
00:45:57  <t_>josh, this is thomas
00:46:17  <t_>can I ask you a question about deployment?
00:48:16  <AvianFlu>t_: two things
00:48:21  <AvianFlu>first run `jitsu destroy` on that app
00:48:26  <AvianFlu>then try taking the space out of the app name
00:49:28  <AvianFlu>then deploy again
00:54:47  * t_quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
00:55:03  * admcjoined
00:55:09  * druminquit (Remote host closed the connection)
00:57:24  <deoxxa>is there any kind of graphical interface (third party maybe?) for forever?
00:57:52  <ljharb>the command line is graphical, cause you can see it!
00:58:17  * deoxxamakes a note of this
00:58:25  <jesusabdullah>unaware of one deoxxa
00:58:31  <deoxxa>maybe i should make one
00:58:52  <deoxxa>charts of uptime and restarts would be cool
00:59:29  <deoxxa>it'd make my point of "hey we need to rewrite <x> because it crashes a lot" a lot clearer
00:59:44  <jesusabdullah>haha, I bet
01:03:32  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
01:04:15  * ljharbquit (Quit: ljharb)
01:05:10  * kevindentejoined
01:09:38  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)
01:18:39  * jeffrgquit (Quit: jeffrg)
01:24:14  * jeffrgjoined
01:24:37  * DTrejojoined
01:25:01  * blakmatrixquit (Remote host closed the connection)
01:27:09  * andyinaboxjoined
01:28:17  * Fishrock123joined
01:30:22  * admcjoined
01:32:17  * benlowerquit (Remote host closed the connection)
01:33:27  * ljharbjoined
01:33:32  * derpopsquit
01:34:23  * derpopsjoined
01:37:34  * benvjoined
01:39:27  * lyaunzbequit (Read error: Operation timed out)
01:39:56  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
01:40:09  * andyinaboxquit (Quit: andyinabox)
01:41:01  * st_lukequit (Remote host closed the connection)
01:46:52  * RemyJayjoined
01:47:10  <RemyJay>IRC? this brings me back!
01:47:22  * blakmatrixjoined
01:47:55  <RemyJay>Is there anyone's brain I could pick here for a sec?
01:48:02  * tomshredsquit (Quit: Leaving...)
01:48:17  * blakmatrixquit (Remote host closed the connection)
01:51:21  <Fishrock123>Probably.
01:54:37  <jesusabdullah>RemyJay: Just throw it out there
01:59:37  * derpopsquit
02:02:17  * generalissimojoined
02:05:56  * admcjoined
02:06:24  * Destosquit (Quit: Destos)
02:06:52  * Guest32856quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
02:10:44  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
02:16:49  * hmalphettesjoined
02:19:14  * andyinaboxjoined
02:19:25  <andyinabox>hey anybody there?
02:20:01  <andyinabox>hmm … guess not
02:20:14  <andyinabox>#sadface
02:20:16  * andyinaboxpart
02:28:45  * generalissimoquit (Remote host closed the connection)
02:29:16  * lyaunzbejoined
02:29:28  * mdedetrichjoined
02:34:34  * derpopsjoined
02:39:56  <jesusabdullah>AndrewX192: I'm here, what's up?
02:39:59  <jesusabdullah>er
02:40:03  <jesusabdullah>andy---dammit
02:40:06  <jesusabdullah>AndrewX192: AS YOU WERE
02:42:19  * coen-hydejoined
02:56:46  * tomshredsjoined
03:00:51  * marshall_lawchanged nick to marshall_afk
03:01:22  * c4milojoined
03:05:51  * kevindentejoined
03:05:52  * joshonthewebquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
03:06:43  * admcjoined
03:09:22  * RemyJayquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
03:10:21  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
03:10:25  * coen-hydequit (Quit: coen-hyde)
03:10:56  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds)
03:11:05  * jbasdfjoined
03:11:16  * coen-hydejoined
03:17:59  * jonaslun_joined
03:17:59  * derpopsquit
03:18:12  <jonaslun_>Hi
03:18:50  * coen-hydequit (Quit: coen-hyde)
03:19:00  <jonaslun_>Q: Anyone successfully deployed a web socket server with jitsu? I keep getting connection closed over and over..
03:19:27  <jonaslun_>something obvious i'm missing perhaps?
03:23:55  <tomshreds>^^ that's something I was asking myself. is it possible to host web sockets stuff on nodejitsu?
03:24:13  <jesusabdullah>tomshreds: yes, absolutely
03:24:29  <tomshreds>this is amazing
03:24:34  <jesusabdullah>tomshreds: jonaslun_ http://wsping.jit.su/
03:24:39  <jesusabdullah>that's a socket.io app
03:24:43  <tomshreds>websockets stuff is such a PITA to host
03:25:02  <jesusabdullah>socket.io takes care of the hard stuff
03:25:03  <tomshreds>jesusabdullah: thx this is cool
03:25:13  <jonaslun_>c
03:25:13  <jesusabdullah>it has a few quirks but it also does the ws stuff and has a few fallbacks
03:25:16  <jonaslun_>cool
03:25:27  <jesusabdullah>the new version they're working on actually starts at the bottom and upgrades for faster start time
03:25:36  <jonaslun_>so, in my current app i'm using the ws package
03:25:45  <jesusabdullah>yeah, try socket.io jonaslun_
03:26:00  <jonaslun_>alright
03:26:14  <jesusabdullah>I've not heard great things about ws, it's possible to use but I've noticed people have a harder time with it
03:26:29  <jesusabdullah>s.io has a butt-ton of people working on it too, so it's well-supported
03:26:30  <jonaslun_>roger, any handy tips/quirks for socket.io?
03:26:48  <jesusabdullah>not really, it's more stuff like, "hey this is logging without my permission" things like that
03:26:56  <jesusabdullah>the connection stuff is p. much flawless
03:27:06  <jesusabdullah>oh also checkout socks.js and shoe, which do similar things in a different style
03:27:10  <jesusabdullah>check out*
03:27:17  <jesusabdullah>especially if socket.io upsets you
03:27:24  <jesusabdullah>but I suspect that socket.io will make you quite happy
03:27:35  <jonaslun_>alright, thanks a bunch!
03:27:46  <jesusabdullah>you're welcome :)
03:27:57  <jonaslun_>s.io got good reputation that's for sure :)
03:28:11  * joshonthewebjoined
03:31:21  * generalissimojoined
03:32:54  * DTrejoquit (Remote host closed the connection)
03:37:07  * admcjoined
03:38:55  * tomshredsquit (Quit: Leaving...)
03:41:44  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
03:42:40  * jmar777quit (Remote host closed the connection)
03:43:15  * jmar777joined
03:46:28  * ryanfitzjoined
03:47:36  * jmar777quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
03:50:31  * jbasdfquit (Quit: jbasdf)
04:06:12  * kevindentejoined
04:06:23  * bradleymeckjoined
04:07:05  * derpopsjoined
04:07:31  * admcjoined
04:08:00  * Fishrock123quit (Remote host closed the connection)
04:10:21  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
04:12:02  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)
04:12:39  * kevindentejoined
04:13:27  * generalissimoquit (Remote host closed the connection)
04:17:18  * c4miloquit (Remote host closed the connection)
04:24:35  * jeffrgquit (Quit: jeffrg)
04:26:52  * kevindentequit (Remote host closed the connection)
04:32:57  * tomshredsjoined
04:37:57  * admcjoined
04:42:24  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
04:45:26  * derpopsquit
04:47:31  * tomshredsquit (Quit: Leaving...)
04:51:17  * Slyquit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
04:54:39  * TooTallNatequit (Quit: ["Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com"])
05:01:38  * jonaslun_quit (Quit: ["Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com"])
05:05:25  * wookiehangoverquit (Quit: i'm out)
05:07:53  * wookiehangoverjoined
05:08:21  * admcjoined
05:08:30  * Slyjoined
05:08:50  * ryanfitzquit (Quit: ryanfitz)
05:12:51  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
05:27:16  * kevindentejoined
05:28:34  * sreeixjoined
05:29:27  * sreeixquit (Client Quit)
05:32:06  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
05:35:56  * lyaunzbequit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
05:38:43  * admcjoined
05:39:12  * chovyjoined
05:39:25  <chovy>i get a file not found with ~/.node-completion
05:39:58  <chovy>ls: cannot access /home/chovy/.node-completion: No such file or directory
05:40:05  <chovy>i get this when I ssh to my server.
05:40:14  <chovy>how do i remove it, i am not using nod-ejitsut on the server
05:40:25  <chovy>i just copied my .bash files up to it.
05:40:39  <chovy>i do not see it referenced anywhere in .bahs files though
05:41:15  <AvianFlu>node uses it, I think it's for the REPL
05:41:22  <AvianFlu>that's weird though
05:41:48  <chovy>nm, i found it
05:41:54  <chovy>it was in .bashrc
05:42:04  <chovy>just removed it. that syntax should check for the directory first.
05:42:54  * joshonthewebquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
05:42:56  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
05:44:57  * sreeixjoined
05:46:16  * joshonthewebjoined
05:54:16  * mmaleckiquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
05:55:39  * bubbles10101quit (Remote host closed the connection)
06:00:08  <chovy>wc
06:00:09  * chovypart
06:09:08  * sprzybylskijoined
06:09:09  * admcjoined
06:09:35  * bradleymeckquit (Quit: bradleymeck)
06:11:11  * thirdknifejoined
06:13:39  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
06:14:48  * cjmquit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
06:15:53  <Raynos>hoarders. Ffffffff
06:16:04  <Raynos>jesusabdullah: ^^
06:17:44  <jesusabdullah>trololololo
06:21:10  <Sly>Rawr
06:21:15  <Sly>I am a dinosaur.
06:25:55  * cjmjoined
06:27:42  * kevindentejoined
06:29:24  <Raynos>jesusabdullah: I'm going through a subset of npm programatically and im like "stack error. wtf. why. Oh hoarders returns all of npm -.-"
06:31:34  <jesusabdullah>ahaha
06:31:36  <jesusabdullah>actually
06:31:42  <jesusabdullah>I used that to test the build server
06:31:45  <jesusabdullah>THAT was funny
06:31:56  <Raynos>XD
06:31:57  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
06:32:43  <Raynos>jesusabdullah: https://gist.github.com/3809825
06:32:54  <Raynos>you guys use too much colors!
06:34:32  <jesusabdullah>impossibru
06:34:44  <jesusabdullah>you should see what scadpan looks like
06:34:50  <jesusabdullah>...when it's done
06:34:54  <jesusabdullah>or more done
06:35:04  <jesusabdullah>I need to adapt a few pieces of npm for my needs
06:35:17  <Raynos>scadpan ?
06:35:24  <jesusabdullah>openscad package manager
06:36:10  <Raynos>oh
06:36:10  * coen-hydejoined
06:36:10  <jesusabdullah>https://gist.github.com/3730903 example output
06:36:19  <jesusabdullah>except with colors
06:37:49  * marcelojoined
06:38:13  * marcelochanged nick to Guest8622
06:38:24  <Guest8622>hi, getting the following
06:38:25  <Guest8622>error
06:38:26  <Guest8622>error: Error: socket hang up error: at createHangUpError (http.js:1263:15) error: at Socket.socketOnEnd (http.js:1351:23) error: at TCP.onread (net.js:418:26)
06:39:29  * cjmquit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
06:39:33  * admcjoined
06:40:28  <jesusabdullah>whoa
06:40:39  <jesusabdullah>Guest8622: http://gist.github.com paste it in here
06:44:00  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
06:48:55  <Guest8622>https://gist.github.com/3809921
06:49:07  <Guest8622>i guess there is a failure connecting to mongodb
06:49:16  * cjmjoined
06:49:43  * V1joined
06:49:52  <Guest8622>but i can run it locally with jitsu mongodb url
06:50:19  * V1changed nick to `3rdEden
06:50:46  <Guest8622>anybody?
06:53:29  * stagasjoined
06:54:02  <AvianFlu>Guest8622: try the deploy again
06:54:26  <Guest8622>i've done it 10 times already
06:55:35  <Guest8622>i've updated the gist with log files
06:55:35  <Guest8622>https://gist.github.com/3809921
06:58:24  <AvianFlu>oh, I'm sorry, I see now
06:58:31  <AvianFlu>you're trying to connect to a localhost mongodb
06:58:33  <AvianFlu>which doesn't exist
06:58:39  <AvianFlu>you'll need to use something like mongohq
06:58:46  <AvianFlu>try `jitsu databases create`
07:00:32  * DTrejojoined
07:03:21  * Guest8622quit (Quit: Page closed)
07:07:05  * DTrejoquit (Remote host closed the connection)
07:07:46  * blevsjoined
07:08:13  * thirdknifequit (Quit: Leaving)
07:09:59  * admcjoined
07:14:27  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
07:16:48  * thirdknifejoined
07:19:03  * mappumquit (Quit: Leaving)
07:27:02  * stagasquit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.89-rdmsoft [XULRunner 1.9.0.17/2009122204])
07:28:06  * kevindentejoined
07:32:11  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
07:36:47  * max_devjoined
07:37:59  * max_devquit (Client Quit)
07:40:24  * admcjoined
07:41:21  * lpinjoined
07:44:35  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
07:44:48  * jcrugzzquit (Quit: leaving)
07:44:54  * AvianFluquit (Remote host closed the connection)
07:49:36  * bubbles10101joined
07:50:07  * ktkNAchanged nick to ktk
07:54:34  * krisujoined
07:57:08  * toonketelsjoined
08:09:48  * graeme_fjoined
08:10:47  * admcjoined
08:11:04  * Nodejitsu-Githubjoined
08:11:04  <Nodejitsu-Github>[nodejitsu-api] 3rd-Eden created custom-timeouts (+1 new commit): http://git.io/EGPs1A
08:11:04  <Nodejitsu-Github>[nodejitsu-api/custom-timeouts] [minor] Allow the timeout to be customized, the web interface needs to have a more sensible default. - 3rd-Eden
08:11:04  * Nodejitsu-Githubpart
08:12:03  * thirdknifequit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
08:15:12  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
08:25:10  <booyaa>slightly ot, any mac users using parallels over fusion?
08:25:29  * thirdknifejoined
08:28:25  * kevindentejoined
08:33:00  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
08:34:44  * blevsquit (Remote host closed the connection)
08:35:47  * bubbles10101quit (Remote host closed the connection)
08:36:51  * bubbles10101joined
08:41:08  * admcjoined
08:45:16  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
08:52:24  * hmalphettesquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
09:01:08  * eldiosjoined
09:01:09  * refackjoined
09:05:36  * mdedetrichquit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
09:08:30  * mdedetrichjoined
09:09:34  * graeme_fquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
09:11:32  * admcjoined
09:12:52  * graeme_fjoined
09:14:34  * blevsjoined
09:15:12  * blevsquit (Remote host closed the connection)
09:16:02  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
09:16:18  * pooriaazimijoined
09:16:30  * pooriaazimiquit (Client Quit)
09:16:45  * pooriaazimijoined
09:17:00  * pooriaazimiquit (Client Quit)
09:17:09  * sreeixquit (Quit: sreeix)
09:17:50  * blevsjoined
09:21:39  * jeffrgjoined
09:24:11  * MannyCaljoined
09:28:48  * kevindentejoined
09:32:38  * sreeixjoined
09:33:00  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds)
09:38:28  * c4milojoined
09:39:28  * c4miloquit (Remote host closed the connection)
09:41:58  * admcjoined
09:46:16  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
09:48:49  * aozoralabsjoined
09:53:48  * blakmatrixjoined
09:57:49  * c4milojoined
09:59:36  * jeffrgquit (Quit: jeffrg)
10:04:44  * cjmquit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
10:06:49  * Yanjoined
10:07:19  <Yan>Hi. I'm trying to deploy and getting this error. https://gist.github.com/3810667
10:07:28  <Yan>Error #500 Error: socket hang up
10:07:36  <Yan>Is it my app or nodejitsu?
10:07:59  * robhawkesjoined
10:11:29  * jetiennejoined
10:11:52  * aozoralabsquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
10:22:07  <Yan>Deployed succesfully after a few tries.
10:23:28  * admcjoined
10:26:27  * Yanquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
10:27:49  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
10:29:09  * kevindentejoined
10:33:42  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds)
10:33:51  * admcjoined
10:35:36  * toonketelsquit (Remote host closed the connection)
10:38:10  * mmaleckijoined
10:58:53  * garrettwilkinjoined
10:59:04  * garrettwilkinquit (Client Quit)
11:05:02  * mdedetrichquit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds)
11:09:34  * mdedetrichjoined
11:17:08  * toonketelsjoined
11:21:18  * admcquit (Quit: Leaving.)
11:21:50  * jetiennequit (Quit: jetienne)
11:29:02  * jmar777joined
11:29:29  * kevindentejoined
11:30:45  * yawnjoined
11:30:53  <yawn>hellow
11:31:21  * deoxxatips hat
11:32:43  * lpinquit (Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com)
11:33:35  <yawn>sup deoxxa
11:33:48  <deoxxa>not much, just unwinding after a particularly stressful day at work
11:33:52  <deoxxa>bossman sold something before it was done
11:33:53  <deoxxa>AGAIN
11:33:59  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
11:34:01  <mmalecki>hahahaha
11:34:07  <mmalecki>that'll happen
11:34:09  <deoxxa>so i had to rush around like an idiot deploying stuff
11:34:09  <mmalecki>sup yawn
11:34:38  <yawn>just met my uni teachers
11:34:42  <yawn>i am.. amazed
11:34:56  <yawn>i got a 60 yo lady teaching Operating Systems
11:34:57  <mmalecki>how come
11:34:58  <mmalecki>wut.
11:35:01  <yawn>basically she's like
11:35:12  <yawn>all grandmas do pullovers for their grandkids
11:35:15  <yawn>she codes assembly.
11:35:19  <mmalecki>hahahaha
11:35:20  <mmalecki>nice
11:35:21  <deoxxa>nice
11:35:39  <yawn>and the guy that teaches introduction to management engineering
11:36:01  <deoxxa>does he wear a helmet all day long
11:36:20  <yawn>he's like a 150kg guy that came in, looked at us and said, "i'm going to change your life"
11:36:27  <mdedetrich>my boss understands nothing about IT
11:36:33  <yawn>he also added that being the course of the 1st semester shitty
11:36:33  <mdedetrich>so he makes me manage everything
11:36:37  <mdedetrich>I'm happy about that
11:36:52  <yawn>we should attend his course of the 3rd semester
11:36:52  <deoxxa>http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/crank_yankers_yay-737929.jpg << marketing guys
11:37:01  <yawn>because no one should be prevented from partecipating in such an amazing class
11:37:04  <yawn>lol.
11:37:18  <mdedetrich>I also work in a marketing/ideas agency
11:37:52  <deoxxa>whenever i have to deal with marketing people, it feels like i'm talking to a lump of jelly with a phone
11:38:08  <deoxxa>like it's practically impossible to get a straight answer out of those guys
11:38:34  <mdedetrich>most issues when talking about marketing is due to communication
11:38:51  <mdedetrich>the whole marketers are idiots mantra isn't really realistic
11:39:05  <mdedetrich>they are just not interesting in your problems/issues and vice versa
11:39:18  <mdedetrich>they are like opposite fields on the spectrum
11:39:50  <deoxxa>"so what would the total be" "well you get an extra month for free if you sign on for a year" "yeah but the total?" "it's 10% less if you refer another person" "...and the total?" "we have an email list to keep up with the latest news"
11:40:29  <yawn>mmalecki: you? sup
11:41:17  <mmalecki>yawn: talking to servers
11:41:23  <mdedetrich>deoxxa: if marketers can't answer that, then its an issue with them being idiots, not marketers
11:41:27  <mmalecki>they are talking back
11:41:34  <mmalecki>so it's cool, I guess
11:42:49  <mdedetrich>@mmalecki: that sounds like my ex
11:43:17  <deoxxa>mdedetrich: thus my assertion that marketing guys wear helmets all day
11:43:23  <mdedetrich>deoxxa: mine don't
11:43:38  <mdedetrich>deoxxa: so correction, your marketers wear helmets all day
11:43:55  * jeffrgjoined
11:44:50  <mdedetrich>just like in any fields, you can have idiots and you can have people that know what they are doing
11:45:01  <deoxxa>we don't have marketers :3
11:45:19  <deoxxa>this is other companies' marketing people i'm talking about
11:45:49  <mdedetrich>point is still the same
11:46:06  <deoxxa>i have no doubt
11:46:42  <deoxxa>but until proven otherwise i will continue to approach any interaction with a "sales engineer" or "marketing guru" or "growth hacker" with sufficient hesitance
11:48:10  * jmar777quit (Remote host closed the connection)
11:48:44  * jmar777joined
11:50:20  * mdedetrichquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
11:50:54  * mdedetrichjoined
11:51:39  * admcjoined
11:52:49  * jmar777quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
11:56:56  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
11:59:21  <mmalecki>deoxxa: you coming to nodejsconf.it?
11:59:46  <mmalecki>yawn kinda ended up forcing me to buy a ticket XD
12:00:01  <yawn>who?
12:00:02  <yawn>me?
12:00:03  <yawn>pff
12:00:20  <yawn>i just exploited your inner will to get shitfaced with expensive italian wine
12:00:23  <yawn>:D
12:00:31  <mmalecki>yes, that.
12:00:34  <yawn>deoxxa: yeah you must come
12:00:38  <yawn>deoxxa: please
12:00:40  <mmalecki>that counts as forcing, I believe
12:00:45  <yawn>O /
12:00:49  <yawn>|
12:00:51  <deoxxa>when is it?
12:00:52  <yawn>/ /
12:00:56  <yawn>i'm on my knees
12:00:58  <yawn>you see?
12:00:59  <yawn>^
12:01:06  <yawn>deoxxa: 10th november
12:01:07  <mmalecki>yawn: btw, I might end up hanging out in Italy for at least a week
12:01:09  <yawn>you are not in japan yet
12:01:17  <mmalecki>cause I have a next conf on 27th or so
12:01:20  <yawn>mmalecki: cool.. if you want we can go see venice n stuff
12:01:21  <mmalecki>I could get a direct
12:01:29  <mmalecki>SURE I DO YO
12:01:36  <yawn>there's usually tons of people in venice
12:01:38  <yawn>in the night
12:02:01  <yawn>deoxxa: see, you have no excuse.. you're not even in japan
12:02:07  <yawn>buy ticket nao.. your company will pay for the trip
12:02:18  <deoxxa>D: i don't know if i can do that
12:02:35  <deoxxa>i don't think my boss would pay for two overseas trips in a month
12:02:44  <deoxxa>lemme see how much tickets are
12:03:05  <yawn>20 €
12:03:10  <yawn>i mean man
12:03:17  <yawn>20 fucking bucks, i can pay for you if that's the problem lol
12:03:19  <deoxxa>i mean plane tickets
12:03:21  <deoxxa>haha
12:03:22  <yawn>:(
12:03:27  <yawn>won't pay that :(
12:03:44  <deoxxa>what airport
12:04:03  <yawn>milan
12:04:22  <deoxxa>lin or mxp?
12:04:28  <yawn>whatever
12:04:30  <deoxxa>k
12:04:32  <yawn>i can come pick you up
12:04:34  <mmalecki>btw, lufthansa private jet is 22 k euro
12:04:38  <deoxxa>it's tempting
12:04:39  <yawn>i found one for 1,1 k deoxxa
12:04:41  <mmalecki>from Poznan to Brescia
12:04:47  <yawn>lol mmalecki
12:04:50  <deoxxa>that's really, really tempting
12:04:52  <yawn>if it was 22 zlotes
12:04:57  <yawn>you could do it probably
12:05:00  <yawn>*22 k zlotes
12:05:04  <yawn>or however you write that
12:05:21  <mmalecki>nah, I'm not that stupid
12:05:33  <yawn>22k would be like what
12:05:34  <yawn>7k €?
12:06:09  <mmalecki>yeah
12:06:09  <yawn>mh
12:06:09  <yawn>yeah still expensive
12:06:09  <deoxxa>damn, this is actually pretty cheap
12:06:13  <deoxxa>oh wait this is one way
12:06:14  <deoxxa>haha
12:06:20  * deoxxastill looking
12:06:38  <yawn>deoxxa: 1,1 k back and forth
12:06:42  <deoxxa>airline?
12:06:46  <yawn>various
12:06:47  <yawn>hold on
12:06:56  <yawn>quantas and british airways
12:06:56  <deoxxa>that's totally doable
12:07:00  <yawn>*qantas
12:07:08  <deoxxa>that's return?
12:07:16  <yawn>wat?
12:07:26  <deoxxa>like, both ways? 1,100 total?
12:07:29  <yawn>no it's 1,175€ both ways
12:07:32  <deoxxa>oh
12:07:46  <deoxxa>yeah that's what i'm seeing, like ~2200eur return
12:07:51  <yawn>man
12:07:55  <yawn>1,175 BOTH WAYS
12:07:57  <yawn>total
12:07:59  <deoxxa>wat
12:07:59  <yawn>everything
12:07:59  <deoxxa>oh
12:08:05  <yawn>alles
12:08:07  <yawn>tutto
12:08:11  <yawn>i'm out of languages
12:08:12  <deoxxa>ZENBU NAN DESU KA?
12:08:13  <yawn>todos
12:08:20  <yawn>DESU
12:08:44  <deoxxa>what days?
12:08:48  <yawn>8 til 12
12:08:54  <yawn>but that's like random dates i've chosen
12:09:10  <yawn>you can probably even get cheaper flights though
12:09:12  <yawn>because
12:09:12  <deoxxa>yeah
12:09:14  <yawn>it's
12:09:18  <yawn>melbourne singapore
12:09:22  <yawn>singapore london
12:09:24  <yawn>london milan
12:09:36  <yawn>but london milan is like 9 € with ryanair
12:09:44  <yawn>so you should probably end up with < 1 k
12:09:53  <yawn>(yes mmalecki , i said ryanair :< )
12:11:11  <yawn>deoxxa: http://is.gd/bIWdVe
12:11:14  <yawn>can you see that?
12:11:27  <deoxxa>session timeout
12:11:29  <deoxxa>(i think?)
12:11:33  <yawn>:<
12:11:35  <yawn>kayak.com
12:11:47  <yawn>search from melbourne to milan all airports
12:11:56  <yawn>that'd work
12:17:17  <deoxxa>hrrrrrm
12:17:21  <yawn>?
12:18:19  <deoxxa>airline websites suck
12:18:38  <yawn>yeah
12:18:44  <yawn>use kayak.. it's da best usually
12:18:58  <yawn>you can even like compare w/ eadreams
12:19:45  * porsagerjoined
12:20:54  <deoxxa>checking like vietnam airlines and stuff as well
12:21:09  <yawn>china airlines is 1,2 k
12:21:10  <yawn>i checked
12:21:13  <yawn>dunno bout vietnam
12:21:16  <mmalecki>deoxxa: hipmunk and skyscanner, try those
12:22:40  <deoxxa>1,082 on vietnam airlines
12:22:44  <deoxxa>not sure about taxes
12:22:56  <yawn>the one i had
12:23:00  <yawn>was taxes included afaik
12:23:04  <yawn>the 1,175
12:23:08  <mmalecki>deoxxa: how about swimming across the ocean?
12:23:17  <yawn>on a js powered boat
12:23:18  <deoxxa>swimming is mendokusai
12:23:33  <yawn>lol
12:23:42  <yawn>just if you're not used to it
12:24:14  <deoxxa>hm. singapore airlines has decided i want to go to hong kong instead of italy
12:24:58  <deoxxa>where'd you find that fare, yawn? the 1,175 one
12:25:02  <yawn>kayak.com
12:25:06  <yawn>just search from melbourne
12:25:17  <yawn>to milan
12:25:18  <deoxxa>hm, i kept getting way higher prices
12:25:18  <yawn>8 november to 12 november
12:25:23  <mmalecki>https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/cia-maps-publications/Portugal.html
12:25:26  <yawn>hold on
12:25:45  <deoxxa>oh it's different now
12:25:45  <deoxxa>:x
12:25:50  <deoxxa>weird
12:26:00  <deoxxa>wha, the dates changed
12:26:04  <deoxxa>stupid airline websites!
12:26:15  <deoxxa>oh their dates are month/day/year
12:26:18  <deoxxa>no wonder i was so confused
12:26:21  <mmalecki>hahahaha
12:26:26  <yawn>http://i.imgur.com/4hktD.png
12:26:29  <yawn>this is what i have deoxxa
12:26:51  <deoxxa>yeah that looks about right
12:26:57  <yawn>EXCEPT IT'S ITALIAN
12:26:58  <yawn>HUH
12:27:10  <deoxxa>haha
12:27:27  <deoxxa>itariago wakaranai
12:27:43  <yawn>wakaranai?
12:27:50  <yawn>i know itariago onlu
12:27:53  <yawn>*y
12:28:17  <deoxxa>wakaranai = wakarimasen = negative version of wakaru = understand
12:28:24  * jmar777joined
12:28:28  <deoxxa>so, "i don't understand italian"
12:28:28  <deoxxa>heh
12:28:53  <yawn>wakarimasen
12:29:39  <yawn>arigato deoxxa-san
12:29:46  <yawn>deoxxa-sensei
12:29:47  <yawn>lol
12:29:49  * kevindentejoined
12:30:46  <deoxxa>douitashimashite
12:30:50  * deoxxabows
12:30:57  <yawn>isn't it do ?
12:31:00  <yawn>like with a long o
12:31:17  <deoxxa>depends on the romanisation you use
12:31:22  * deoxxasometimes it's d
12:31:24  <yawn>YEAH RIGHT
12:31:24  <deoxxa>erm
12:31:31  <yawn>always blame it on the romanisation
12:31:35  <deoxxa>i can't write it on my keyboard
12:31:36  * yawnclaps *
12:31:37  <deoxxa>:<
12:31:40  <yawn>also
12:31:41  <yawn>where's my t
12:31:43  * yawnchanged nick to yawnt
12:31:45  <yawnt>there we go
12:31:48  <deoxxa>it fell off :o
12:31:58  <yawnt>it got shot
12:32:29  <deoxxa>that sounds terrible
12:32:35  <deoxxa>looks like you're ok now though
12:32:52  <yawnt>yeah well
12:32:55  <yawnt>they shot me a bullet
12:33:00  <yawnt>'t' jumped to protect me
12:33:05  <yawnt>just like a bodyguard
12:33:08  <deoxxa>looks like i can do $1648 for 7/11-13/11
12:33:26  <yawnt>yeah
12:33:27  <yawnt>*yay
12:33:29  <deoxxa>hmmmm
12:33:31  <yawnt>1 week is bettah
12:33:36  <yawnt>you can come visit italy w/ u
12:33:37  <yawnt>*us
12:33:43  <deoxxa>i wonder if i can convince my boss to let me do that
12:33:54  <yawnt>you have to
12:33:58  <yawnt>do the puppy face
12:34:03  <yawnt>(*_~)
12:34:12  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
12:34:22  <deoxxa>that looks more like the "i just peeled an orange and some got in my eye" face
12:34:48  <yawnt>:(
12:34:54  <yawnt>lemme try again
12:35:26  <yawnt><(^o^)>
12:35:26  <yawnt>better?
12:35:27  <deoxxa>lol
12:35:35  * bradleymeckjoined
12:35:38  <deoxxa>kaomoji master yawnt
12:35:57  * mbalhojoined
12:35:59  <yawnt>yes
12:36:10  <yawnt>i've been in conteplation to gain the ultimate kaomoji
12:36:16  <yawnt>like
12:36:22  <yawnt>it's the step over nirvana
12:36:27  <mbalho>has anyone started building a nodejitsu oauth flow so i can have people oauth in with their nodejitsu account and let me deploy things to their account
12:36:28  <yawnt>there's nirvana, and then kaomoji
12:37:55  <mmalecki>mbalho: we're working on permissions system
12:38:24  <mbalho>mmalecki: <- maxogden
12:38:53  <yawnt>hey max :D
12:38:57  <mmalecki>mbalho: you *are* Max Odgen?
12:38:58  <mbalho>wassup
12:39:00  <mbalho>mmalecki: yea
12:39:05  <yawnt>wanna come to italy for nodejsconfit?
12:39:10  <yawnt>then you can head to rome for cats
12:39:18  <mbalho>yawnt: YES MAYBE
12:39:20  <deoxxa>cats > js
12:39:22  <mmalecki>mbalho: actually, you have to come to Italy for nodejsconfit
12:39:24  <yawnt>^
12:39:25  <mmalecki>sorry.
12:39:30  <mmalecki>there's no way out now.
12:39:32  <yawnt>lol
12:39:34  <deoxxa>yawnt: has anyone reserved your couch yet
12:39:35  <mbalho>is it in rome?
12:39:39  <yawnt>deoxxa: nop
12:39:41  <yawnt>want a place deoxxa ?
12:39:45  <yawnt>i actually have two beds
12:39:45  <mmalecki>mbalho: I sent you a facebook invite so I can stalk you lulz
12:39:47  <deoxxa>yes plox!
12:39:56  <mmalecki>I'll have a big airbnb I think
12:40:05  <mmalecki>I found one with swimming pool and a private beach
12:40:10  <deoxxa>what
12:40:14  <deoxxa>are you serious?
12:40:17  <mmalecki>yeah
12:40:18  <yawnt>lol
12:40:19  <yawnt>link?
12:40:19  <deoxxa>damn
12:40:22  <deoxxa>that sounds awesome
12:40:24  <yawnt>yeah
12:40:27  <mmalecki>yawnt: sure, sec
12:40:29  <yawnt>i could get some days there
12:40:30  <yawnt>too
12:40:32  <yawnt>fuck my house
12:40:35  <deoxxa>haha
12:40:37  <yawnt>IT'S A PRIVATE BEACH
12:40:40  <deoxxa>wooooo beach
12:40:46  <deoxxa>code on the sand
12:40:48  <mmalecki>https://www.airbnb.pl/rooms/440505
12:40:48  <yawnt>btw
12:40:50  <deoxxa>get sand in your keyboard
12:40:53  <deoxxa>become angry
12:40:55  <mmalecki>that's kind of far away from Brescia tho
12:40:56  <deoxxa>code more
12:41:00  <yawnt>i'll go with .com thanks
12:41:01  <yawnt>:P
12:41:08  <yawnt>WUT
12:41:12  <yawnt>6 beds
12:41:12  * therealkoopajoined
12:41:13  <yawnt>lololol
12:41:14  <mmalecki>yeah, that pisses me off about airbnb
12:41:17  <mbalho>mmalecki: so you should definitely add an oauth2 flow to nodejitsu
12:41:23  <yawnt>deoxxa: there are 6 beds
12:41:33  <deoxxa>that's pretty cheap
12:41:36  <mmalecki>design is kinda shitty tho
12:41:39  <deoxxa>if we had 6 people
12:41:49  <yawnt>deoxxa: we have 4
12:41:49  <mmalecki>mbalho: yeah, that is a good idea
12:41:53  <yawnt>max, mmalecki, you
12:41:54  <yawnt>me
12:41:59  <deoxxa>i guess 6 isn't far off
12:42:02  <yawnt>yep
12:42:11  <yawnt>btw there are like 20 tickets left for the conf
12:42:17  <deoxxa>where do i buy?
12:42:21  <yawnt>so i wouldn't be like 'HEY WHO CARES, I'LL BUYLATER'
12:42:26  <yawnt>http://nodejsconf.it
12:42:31  * jeffrgquit (Quit: jeffrg)
12:42:34  <mmalecki>mbalho: OMG ACCEPTED <3
12:42:47  <deoxxa>i'll grab one now - worst case is that i can't make it and i lose 20eur
12:42:51  <yawnt>buy one, it's 20e, and if you don't come (which won't happen)
12:42:53  <yawnt>you can sell it
12:42:58  <yawnt>mmalecki: accepted what? oauth2?
12:43:02  <mbalho>aww i cant go, ill be in london
12:43:05  * tralamaz1ajoined
12:43:07  <mmalecki>fb invite
12:43:10  <yawnt>ig
12:43:11  <yawnt>*oh
12:43:12  <yawnt>lol
12:43:16  <yawnt>mbalho: wat
12:43:17  <yawnt>london?
12:43:19  <mbalho>great now there is a bunch of polish all over my fb page
12:43:21  <yawnt>doing what?
12:43:26  <mbalho>yawnt: mozilla festival
12:43:29  <yawnt>mbalho: but
12:43:30  <yawnt>but
12:43:31  <yawnt>it's cats
12:43:31  <yawnt>come on
12:43:34  <mbalho>hahah
12:43:34  <yawnt>fuck mozilla
12:43:41  <yawnt>actually
12:43:43  * jeffrgjoined
12:43:46  <yawnt>did you know that people from my region
12:43:50  <yawnt>we're call cat-eaters?
12:43:50  <deoxxa>yawnt: i'm just gonna ignore the lunch thing - you'll know better places to eat
12:43:55  <yawnt>i forgot to mention that when we met
12:43:56  <yawnt>lol
12:43:56  * tralamazzaquit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
12:44:02  <yawnt>deoxxa: sure
12:44:07  <yawnt>i haven't bought the lunch either
12:44:28  <mbalho>brescia is like 4 billion miles from rome :/
12:44:39  <mmalecki>I bought the lunch, but I'll likely ignore it
12:45:18  <yawnt>mbalho: bout 3 hours by train?
12:45:25  <yawnt>you can get a plane though
12:45:31  <yawnt>that'll we like 30-45 minutes
12:45:42  <yawnt>internal flights are cheap
12:46:18  <deoxxa>ok, ticket bought
12:46:20  <yawnt>nice
12:46:31  <yawnt>mbalho: 12 €
12:46:33  <yawnt>from MIlan to Rome
12:46:46  <yawnt>with the plane
12:46:50  <deoxxa>tomorrow i'll find out if i can herp derp and get some time off
12:46:55  <yawnt>awesome
12:47:02  <mbalho>if it was a week later i would go, cant make it this time though :(
12:47:13  <yawnt>suck, too bad :(
12:47:16  <yawnt>next time :P
12:47:26  <yawnt>*sucks
12:47:30  * tralamaz1aquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
12:48:04  * tralamazzajoined
12:49:05  * thirdknifequit (Quit: Leaving)
12:50:28  * ryanfitzjoined
12:50:36  * bradleymeckquit (Quit: bradleymeck)
12:52:13  * admcjoined
12:56:28  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
12:58:52  <deoxxa>http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/299309_370297956377680_246206746_n.jpg hahah the wind totally screwed my hair up
12:59:19  <deoxxa>(i'm the tall, white guy)
12:59:28  * sreeixquit (Quit: sreeix)
12:59:41  <yawnt>i know
12:59:42  <yawnt>infact
12:59:43  <mmalecki>so hey, what do you guys think https://www.jackthreads.com/sales/8077/products/18855 ?
12:59:47  * porsagerquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
12:59:56  * coen-hydequit (Quit: coen-hyde)
13:00:09  <yawnt>i made this for you
13:00:16  * mdedetrichquit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
13:00:18  <yawnt>deoxxa: http://i.imm.io/Gjis.jpeg
13:00:30  <deoxxa>hahaha
13:00:37  <deoxxa>accurate
13:00:39  <yawnt>i love pixlr.. i can just like start to talk
13:00:46  <yawnt>and then draw because it's so easy
13:00:58  <yawnt>(i just made it btw, im not some kinda creepy stalker lol)
13:01:00  <deoxxa>mmalecki: looks a bit fancy
13:01:14  <yawnt>^
13:01:28  <mmalecki>is it bad?
13:01:30  <yawnt>if i were to buy something like that
13:01:31  <yawnt>i'd get
13:01:35  <yawnt>http://www.scooterproducts.com/catalog.php?category=Vespa%20Bags
13:01:36  <yawnt>:D
13:01:48  <yawnt>mmalecki: no, it depends on your style
13:02:39  <yawnt>http://www.yuinteriors.com/system/fulls/247/original/Vespa_bags.jpg?1284146216
13:02:40  <deoxxa>also depends on whether you have enough swag to rock something like that
13:02:42  <yawnt>that's the bag
13:02:46  <yawnt>picture was little in the first link
13:02:53  <yawnt>what do you think, mmalecki , deoxxa ?
13:03:13  <deoxxa>that could work
13:03:21  <deoxxa>the one on the left is nice
13:03:36  <yawnt>yeah
13:03:40  <yawnt>i also like the one on the right
13:03:46  <yawnt>the one in the middle not so much
13:03:52  <deoxxa>i think the left one would go with more things
13:04:01  <deoxxa>the right hand one wouldn't go so well with jeans/t-shirt
13:04:04  <mmalecki>nah, I don't like those writings actually
13:04:25  * mdedetrichjoined
13:04:31  <yawnt>ask paolo lol.. i think he has one of those, doesn't he?
13:04:42  <yawnt>or something similar
13:04:52  <mmalecki>Charlie has one from Jack Threads
13:04:54  <mmalecki>and it's fucking awesome
13:04:57  <yawnt>then get it :D
13:05:15  <deoxxa>i just have one of those army surplus shoulder things
13:05:16  <deoxxa>yellow version
13:05:17  <mmalecki>one restriction tho
13:05:29  <mmalecki>it needs to fit in a hand luggage
13:05:42  <yawnt>i still like this ones http://i48.tinypic.com/11bozdf.jpg
13:05:47  <Nexxy>weirdos
13:05:52  <deoxxa>you can get quite a bit into hand luggage
13:05:56  <yawnt>maybe not so simple.. with some patterns or something
13:06:10  <yawnt>Nexxy: yes, we know you are
13:06:16  <mmalecki>https://www.jackthreads.com/sales/8160/products/85708 is nice too
13:06:27  <deoxxa>there's an accessories thread on r/malefashionadvice somewhere with bags
13:06:33  <yawnt>wat
13:06:40  <deoxxa>http://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/
13:06:42  <yawnt>there is really r/malefashionadvice?
13:06:51  <yawnt>oh man
13:06:51  <Nexxy>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs
13:06:51  <deoxxa>yeah man
13:06:51  <deoxxa>haha
13:06:51  <yawnt>that is sooo sad
13:06:51  <yawnt>lol
13:06:52  <deoxxa>that's where i found what watch to buy
13:06:57  <yawnt>lol
13:06:59  <yawnt>i just go there
13:06:59  <Nexxy>why is that sad
13:06:59  <deoxxa>(timex weekender, btw)
13:07:18  <yawnt>and let me convince from the girls that work there
13:07:18  <yawnt>they usually do a pretty good job
13:07:26  <yawnt>i don't have a watch
13:07:27  <yawnt>;_;
13:07:41  <mmalecki>Nexxy: https://www.jackthreads.com/sales/8009/products/88738
13:07:56  <Nexxy>oh I need one of those
13:08:04  <mmalecki>YES.
13:08:06  <Nexxy>actually
13:08:09  <Nexxy>one for every room of the house
13:08:11  <mmalecki>that's why I'm ordering XD
13:08:13  <Nexxy>cuz I'll lose it if it's just one
13:08:17  <yawnt>lol
13:08:18  <deoxxa>yawnt: http://www.selectism.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/timex-weekender-watches-3.jpg
13:08:26  <yawnt>nice one
13:08:29  <yawnt>how much?
13:08:33  <deoxxa>about $20
13:08:34  <deoxxa>really cheap
13:08:36  <yawnt>ok
13:08:38  <yawnt>i'll steal it from you
13:08:40  <yawnt>when you come
13:08:44  <deoxxa>nuuu
13:10:06  * sreeixjoined
13:10:10  <deoxxa>mmalecki: http://missionworkshop.com/products/bags/messenger/roll_top/small_monty.php
13:10:39  <yawnt>uuh
13:10:40  <yawnt>that's u
13:10:43  <yawnt>supah cool
13:10:45  <mmalecki>FUCK.
13:10:51  <yawnt>?
13:10:54  <Nexxy>lmfao
13:10:55  <mmalecki>jack threads don't ship to Europe.
13:11:02  <yawnt>*that's supah cool
13:11:04  <yawnt>not u
13:11:13  <Nexxy>that's *totally* you, deoxxa
13:11:15  <deoxxa>http://www.amazon.com/Kenneth-Cole-Reaction-Luggage-Business/dp/B000UN265O/ref=sr_1_9?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1328547296&sr=1-9 this is nice looking, but shitty quality
13:11:16  <Nexxy>theriouthly.
13:11:21  <yawnt>mmalecki: make it ship to us and back to europe
13:11:22  <deoxxa>it'll fall apart in like 2 months
13:11:29  <deoxxa>haha Nexxy, you love it
13:11:41  <Nexxy>faaaaabulouuuuuuth
13:11:46  <mmalecki>yawnt: yeah, I could have them ship to [0] or something
13:11:55  <yawnt>no i mean
13:11:57  <yawnt>us like USA
13:12:03  <mmalecki>yeah
13:12:04  <mmalecki>I know
13:12:04  <yawnt>what's [0]?
13:12:07  <mmalecki>Charlie Robbins
13:12:11  <mmalecki>indexzero
13:12:13  <yawnt>...
13:12:17  <Nexxy>duh.
13:12:19  <yawnt>lol
13:12:25  <yawnt>worst joke evah
13:12:27  <yawnt>made me laugh though
13:12:29  <yawnt>:P
13:12:32  <mmalecki>that makes sense tho
13:12:34  <yawnt>yep
13:12:38  <yawnt>indeed
13:12:51  <deoxxa>mmalecki: http://www.timbuk2.com/tb2/ << you can customise these ones :3
13:12:54  <yawnt>"hey square bracket-zero-square bracket"
13:13:20  <Nexxy>wait you mean those aren't called chunky braces?
13:13:23  <deoxxa>technically that would be "offset 0", mmalecki
13:13:25  <Nexxy>boy do I feel silly
13:13:28  <deoxxa>JUST SAYING
13:14:17  <mmalecki>"Timbuk2 ships to all countries except The Russian Federation, Ghana, Nigeria, Iran, North Korea, Cuba and Malaysia.
13:14:20  <mmalecki>cool
13:14:34  <Nexxy>poor cuba
13:14:47  <deoxxa>screwba
13:14:51  <Nexxy>inappropriate.
13:14:55  <mmalecki>I want leather tho
13:14:59  <Nexxy>deoxxa-- !
13:15:13  <Nexxy>mmalecki, leather is whack
13:15:13  <deoxxa>tuba
13:15:16  <yawnt>btw
13:15:22  <deoxxa>oh you want leather?
13:15:23  <yawnt>found out my uni has scuba diving courses
13:15:25  <yawnt>should i do one?
13:15:27  <yawnt>(y/n)
13:15:51  <deoxxa>mmalecki: http://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/comments/wxa0m/diy_waxed_canvas_messenger_bag_on_the_cheap/
13:16:56  <Nexxy>is there some sort of messenger bag cult I'm not aware of?
13:17:20  <deoxxa>one of us... one of us...
13:17:46  <mmalecki>MY BACKPACK IS BROKEN I NEED A BAG DAMN IT
13:17:53  <mmalecki>IT'S ALL BROKEN
13:18:02  <yawnt>i like the one deoxxa posted
13:18:07  <yawnt>my vote is for that one
13:18:08  <deoxxa>which one
13:18:11  <deoxxa>haha
13:18:20  <yawnt>http://missionworkshop.com/products/bags/messenger/roll_top/small_monty.php
13:18:28  <yawnt>but it's not fancy
13:18:34  <deoxxa>oh yeah that's nice
13:18:37  <deoxxa>but it's not leather
13:18:39  <yawnt>yeah
13:18:41  <yawnt>>not fancy
13:18:46  <deoxxa>mmalecki: what do you want it to go with
13:19:02  <yawnt>smoking
13:19:07  <yawnt>lol it'd be awesome
13:19:11  <deoxxa>mmalecki: more specifically, do you want like shiny buckles and stuff or do you want something more casual
13:19:19  <mmalecki>casual
13:19:44  <mmalecki>I'm trying to find photo of the one Charlie has with no luck
13:20:03  <deoxxa>http://www.jcrew.com/mens_category/accessories/bags.jsp
13:20:20  <deoxxa>some of those are really nice
13:20:29  <mmalecki>> .jsp
13:20:32  <mmalecki>people use that?
13:20:40  <mmalecki>but yeah, sweet
13:20:49  <deoxxa>http://www.jcrew.com/mens_category/accessories/bags/PRDOVR~51657/51657.jsp that one specifically is pretty great
13:21:10  * c4miloquit (Remote host closed the connection)
13:23:23  * garrettwilkinjoined
13:24:02  * sirkitreejoined
13:24:24  <Nexxy>guys what does Abflug mean?
13:24:29  <Nexxy>or Ankunft
13:24:44  <yawnt>abflug is departure
13:24:45  <yawnt>in german
13:24:48  <yawnt>i believe
13:24:49  <Nexxy>oh
13:24:54  <Nexxy>ok that makes sense
13:25:14  <yawnt>flugzeug is plane
13:25:18  <yawnt>so i guess it makes sense :D
13:25:39  <Nexxy>I have a german itinerary
13:25:46  <Nexxy>and I don't speak german
13:25:50  <Nexxy>obviously
13:26:12  <deoxxa>you might be a secret german
13:26:12  <yawnt>i do
13:26:13  <yawnt>:D
13:26:28  <deoxxa>himoitsu
13:26:57  <deoxxa>oh dear
13:27:00  <Nexxy>did somebody say weeaboo?
13:27:06  <deoxxa>my pun disease has infected my japanese speech as well
13:27:11  <deoxxa>this is bad
13:27:23  * derpopsjoined
13:27:25  <deoxxa>Nexxy: i think someone said weaboo
13:28:36  * Fishrock123joined
13:30:10  * kevindentejoined
13:34:41  * tomshredsjoined
13:34:52  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
13:36:12  * tommybergeronjoined
13:36:23  * thl0joined
13:37:19  * tommybergeronquit (Client Quit)
13:37:29  * sprzybylskiquit (Quit: Leaving)
13:39:04  * tomshredsquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
13:39:07  * eckstueckjoined
13:40:54  * generalissimojoined
13:42:16  * tomshredsjoined
13:47:56  * ranmanjoined
13:52:43  * admcjoined
13:53:07  * MannyCalquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
13:53:09  * AvianFlujoined
13:56:22  * jeffrgquit (Quit: jeffrg)
13:56:55  * ranmanquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
13:56:56  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
13:57:38  * generalissimoquit (Remote host closed the connection)
13:59:37  * bradleymeckjoined
14:02:40  * sirkitreechanged nick to sirkit|bfast
14:02:41  * garrettwilkinquit (Quit: garrettwilkin)
14:03:29  * coen-hydejoined
14:04:48  * c4milojoined
14:06:40  * garrettwilkinjoined
14:10:59  * therealk_joined
14:12:13  * garrettwilkinquit (Quit: garrettwilkin)
14:12:36  * jeffrgjoined
14:13:24  * therealkoopaquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
14:13:54  <superjoe>does nodejitsu let you use temp files?
14:14:05  <mmalecki>yes
14:14:05  * garrettwilkinjoined
14:14:44  * sirkit|bfastchanged nick to sirkitree
14:16:32  <eckstueck>I can´t start my app (Error: failed to connect to [alex.mongohq.com:10009]), can somebody help me?
14:16:36  * Destosjoined
14:16:43  * cjmjoined
14:16:55  <yawnt>sure
14:17:04  <yawnt>what are you using to connect to mongo?
14:18:06  <eckstueck>the mongodb native module
14:19:15  <yawnt>and are you sure you're using all the correct datas mongohq has gave you?
14:19:38  * ranmanjoined
14:19:53  <yawnt>*given you
14:19:54  * generalissimojoined
14:21:35  <eckstueck>yes, I tryed it yesterday with the same code and it started
14:23:01  <eckstueck>and if I connect from my localhost, i can use the database
14:23:16  <yawnt>if you run your code locally
14:23:20  <yawnt>does it connect to mongohq?
14:23:25  * thatguy666joined
14:23:25  <eckstueck>yes
14:24:00  <yawnt>i see
14:24:37  <yawnt>question
14:24:48  <yawnt>where do you save the datas you use to connect to mongo?
14:24:58  <yawnt>like the username etc..
14:26:10  <thatguy666>Hello, I am new to nodejitsu and am attempting to deploy my first server (just a test for now). I run "jitsu deploy" and go through the prompts. A 'package.json' file is created on my local machine, but I then get a "Error: connect ECONNREFUSED" message. Anyone else run into this?
14:27:06  <yawnt>sometimes it happens when you hit a bad drone
14:27:25  <yawnt>could you paste me your package.json in a gist please?
14:27:26  <yawnt>:)
14:28:09  <thatguy666>{ "name": "realtimerec", "subdomain": "hesthatguy666.realtimerec", "scripts": { "start": "server.js" }, "version": "0.0.0", "engines": { "node": "0.8.x" } }
14:28:17  <eckstueck>i just use the authenticate function jitsu gave me
14:29:11  <thatguy666>looks like it is up and running now
14:29:14  <thatguy666>just had to retry
14:29:32  <yawnt>bad drone :P
14:30:16  <thatguy666>ok cool
14:30:18  * derpopsquit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
14:30:33  * kevindentejoined
14:31:19  * Fishrock123changed nick to Fishrock123-nomt
14:31:19  * ranmanquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
14:31:24  * Fishrock123-nomtchanged nick to Fishrock123-noms
14:31:24  * derpopsjoined
14:31:26  <yawnt>eckstueck: as soon as someone from the support team logs in they'll look out in the server what's wrong :)
14:33:27  <mdedetrich>well thats nice
14:33:29  * lyaunzbejoined
14:33:33  <mdedetrich>my mongohq connection just died
14:33:36  <mdedetrich>from nodejitsu
14:33:36  <eckstueck>ok, thank you
14:33:38  <yawnt>you too?
14:33:49  <yawnt>i'm starting to think this is a problem with mongohq
14:34:18  <mdedetrich>yawnt: oh really
14:34:21  <mdedetrich>you also got it?
14:34:39  <yawnt>eckstueck: did
14:34:45  <mdedetrich>thats not good
14:34:47  <yawnt>yeah
14:34:49  <mdedetrich>this thing is in production
14:34:51  * jmar777quit (Remote host closed the connection)
14:35:01  <yawnt>you might wanna try to connect to mongohq
14:35:07  <mdedetrich>i did manually
14:35:11  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
14:35:12  <yawnt>does it work?
14:35:17  <mdedetrich>yes
14:35:19  <yawnt>i mean connecting locally
14:35:24  <yawnt>uhm i see
14:35:29  <mdedetrich>you mean locally
14:35:31  <mdedetrich>from nodejitsu
14:35:34  <yawnt>no
14:35:37  <yawnt>from your pc
14:35:43  <mdedetrich>yeah it works fine with mongo's cli
14:35:49  <yawnt>i see
14:35:51  <mdedetrich>maybe I should create a quick node.js app
14:36:00  <yawnt>yeah i was just doing that
14:36:20  <mdedetrich>yawnt: can you cannot locally?
14:36:24  <mdedetrich>*connect
14:36:44  <mdedetrich>maybe its a socket issue with nodejitsu
14:36:53  <yawnt>i'm trying to do both
14:37:02  <yawnt>i'm creating a simple app that uses mongohq
14:37:08  <yawnt>and i'll try to run it locally and on nodejistsu
14:37:12  <yawnt>let's see what happens
14:37:20  * jbasdfjoined
14:37:28  * ranmanjoined
14:38:37  <mdedetrich>yawnt: would you mind gisting it so i can debug?
14:40:52  <yawnt>sure
14:41:58  <mdedetrich>yeah something is def weird
14:42:03  <mdedetrich>I think it may be a nodejitsu issue
14:43:19  <mdedetrich>@mmalecki: you there?
14:43:36  <mdedetrich>@mmalecki: I'm also having a mongodb issue
14:43:59  <mdedetrich>@mmalecki: and in my case, its a running app that suddenly stopped working, and I can still connect to mongohq locally
14:44:24  <mdedetrich>mmalecki: that snapshot was running for days before it went down
14:46:03  * ranmanquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
14:46:56  * Fishrock123-nomsquit (Remote host closed the connection)
14:47:03  * kevindentejoined
14:47:03  * fatjonnyjoined
14:47:58  * ranmanjoined
14:51:05  <mdedetrich>are there any admins here?
14:52:33  <yawnt>allright, this one works locally
14:52:34  <yawnt>let's deploy
14:53:10  * admcjoined
14:53:25  <yawnt>yep yep
14:53:27  <yawnt>failed to connect
14:53:31  <mdedetrich>knew it
14:53:38  <mdedetrich>yawnt: can you quickly gist your app
14:53:44  <mdedetrich>yawnt: so I can confirm
14:53:47  <yawnt>sure
14:53:48  <yawnt>hold on
14:54:06  <mdedetrich>ffs, my app in deployment stopped working
14:55:00  <yawnt>https://gist.github.com/3812266
14:55:01  * lpinjoined
14:55:01  <yawnt>mdedetrich: ^
14:55:04  <yawnt>it's nothing really
14:55:11  <yawnt>just to test mongohq
14:55:42  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: u there?
14:55:53  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: u there?
14:57:01  * ranmanquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
14:57:21  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
14:58:29  * newjonaslundjoined
14:59:41  <newjonaslund>hi everyone
14:59:51  * kevindentequit (Remote host closed the connection)
15:00:02  <newjonaslund>I'm running into a little tiny problem with sending binary data with socket.io
15:00:25  <yawnt>hey
15:01:23  <`3rdEden>newjonaslund: socket.io doesn't support binary data
15:01:30  <`3rdEden>unless you encode it as a string
15:02:12  <newjonaslund>aha.
15:02:16  <newjonaslund>that might explain it
15:02:44  <yawnt>hey `3rdEden
15:02:53  <yawnt>newjonaslund: btw you could use binaryjs
15:02:59  <yawnt>if that's what you need.. the fact is that
15:03:08  <`3rdEden>sup yawnt
15:03:39  <yawnt>not all browsers are supported
15:03:41  <`3rdEden>yep, but binaryjs only uses websockets
15:05:12  <yawnt>yep
15:05:37  <newjonaslund>might not need it, need to send a blob from a chrome extension to a socket.io/ws server
15:05:49  <newjonaslund>so depending on size, i could just stringify it
15:06:16  <mdedetrich>yawnt: what is the format for the mongodb driver you are using
15:06:34  <mdedetrich>yawntq: is the first ********************* the user
15:06:39  <mdedetrich>yawnt: and the second ********************* the pw
15:06:41  <yawnt>it's the function jitsu outputs
15:06:47  <yawnt>so the first is the db
15:06:50  <yawnt>the second is the pwd
15:06:59  <mdedetrich>cheers
15:08:51  * wdlindmeierjoined
15:09:08  <wdlindmeier>Hey. Having issues w/ jitsu deploy
15:09:34  <wdlindmeier>The app running after deploy doesn't seem to reflect the changes I'm making locally
15:10:06  <wdlindmeier>For example, this is the error messaging on localhost:
15:10:10  <wdlindmeier>ERROR: Could not load ./display.html
15:10:20  <wdlindmeier>and I deploy w/ jitsu deploy
15:10:32  <wdlindmeier>And this is the error messaging on wdlindmeier.jit.su
15:10:33  <wdlindmeier>http://wdlindmeier.nodejitsu.com/display.html
15:10:43  <wdlindmeier>Cannot GET /display.html
15:10:55  <wdlindmeier>Notice the "ERROR" isn't there
15:13:41  <wdlindmeier>I've tried deleting the app and re-deploying, but it seems to be stuck on this older version
15:13:48  <wdlindmeier>Any suggestions?
15:14:31  <yawnt>you have to run jitsu deploy after every change you make on your local machine
15:14:43  <wdlindmeier>Yes
15:14:44  <wdlindmeier>I am
15:15:00  <wdlindmeier>Is there any reason it might be ignoring some files?
15:15:15  <yawnt>about the ERROR: , i think that has to do with the production environment.. but i can't tell for sure..
15:15:39  <wdlindmeier>No, I just changed the wording to see if the new files were being updated
15:15:48  <mdedetrich>yawnt: your gist app doesn't actually appear to insert data
15:15:55  <yawnt>mdedetrich: yeah it does
15:16:02  <yawnt>or doesn't?
15:16:06  <yawnt>wait
15:16:39  * thirdknifejoined
15:16:50  <mdedetrich>yawnt: nm, now it works
15:16:53  <yawnt>:P
15:16:58  <mdedetrich>it didn't throw
15:17:01  <mdedetrich>when i forgot to change url
15:17:17  <yawnt>yeah i haven't implemented error checking and stuff, it was just to see if it worked
15:17:25  * Fishrock123-nomsjoined
15:18:41  <mdedetrich>well a doesn't seem to increase
15:18:46  <mdedetrich>anyways it actually connected
15:19:03  * bardujoined
15:19:35  <yawnt>i haven't actually tested, i just took the syntax from an example in node-mongo-natiev
15:19:54  <mmalecki>mdedetrich: sec, we're working on it
15:19:55  <yawnt>but connection it what i was willing to test
15:20:22  <mdedetrich>mmalecki: oh awesome, you guys are alive
15:20:25  <mdedetrich>mmalecki: thanks!
15:20:38  <mdedetrich>mmalecki: just tell me when your done
15:21:28  * bardupart
15:22:28  <mdedetrich>I wonder what caused the issue
15:22:36  <mdedetrich>luckily u were here yawnt
15:24:24  <yawnt>:P
15:25:30  * Fishrock123-nomsquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
15:27:01  * coen-hydequit (Quit: coen-hyde)
15:27:45  * garrettwilkinquit (Quit: garrettwilkin)
15:30:13  * kevindentejoined
15:31:52  * cjmquit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
15:31:54  * slloydjoined
15:33:55  * broofaquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
15:35:50  * garrettwilkinjoined
15:36:25  * anoemijoined
15:37:16  * Fishrock123-nomsjoined
15:37:18  <newjonaslund>another annoying question, what's the best approach of creating new blobs, the new Blob([data], {type: 'text/html'}); seems to fail in most browsers...
15:37:21  * Fishrock123-nomschanged nick to Fishrock123
15:37:46  * cjmjoined
15:38:01  <mdedetrich>newjonaslund: you would probably get better answers at node.js
15:38:11  * porsagerjoined
15:38:18  <newjonaslund>true that, but this channel is much nicer ;)
15:38:22  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
15:38:43  * thirdknifequit (Quit: Leaving)
15:39:07  <porsager>Hi. Today half of the times when i've been using jitsu deploy i get: Error: connect ECONNREFUSED error: at errnoException (net.js:769:11) error: at Object.afterConnect [as oncomplete] (net.js:760:19)
15:39:16  <porsager>or Error: socket hang up error: at createHangUpError (http.js:1253:15)
15:39:44  <newjonaslund>me too
15:39:48  <yawnt>hey porsager , could you paste me your package.json in a gist? (http://gist.github.com)
15:39:53  <yawnt>also have you tried redeploying?
15:39:54  * nogginBasherjoined
15:39:58  <yawnt>sometimes it's just a bad drone
15:40:02  <newjonaslund>seems to be network lag
15:40:15  <porsager>yeah
15:40:16  <porsager>https://gist.github.com/3812567
15:40:44  * joeytwiddlequit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
15:40:53  <porsager>yes, efter 2 or 3 tries it goes through with ok
15:41:44  <yawnt>and does the app work then?
15:41:48  <porsager>yes
15:42:00  <yawnt>i see.. i think it's some random bad drone you're hitting
15:42:17  <porsager>been happening for me 20-30 times today
15:42:24  <porsager>deploy is very slow
15:43:26  * toonketelsquit (Remote host closed the connection)
15:44:32  <newjonaslund>i second the slowness and occasional failure
15:45:05  <porsager>where are you located jonas ?
15:45:08  <wdlindmeier>I wonder if I might be hitting bad drones also
15:45:22  <wdlindmeier>because I occasionally get the new app, but usually an old one
15:45:53  * cjmquit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
15:45:57  <wdlindmeier>I'm also getting a lot of deploy errors today
15:47:02  <newjonaslund>nyc
15:47:20  <sberryman>tons of deploy errors for me as well
15:47:31  <newjonaslund>and a lot of connection refused
15:47:36  <wdlindmeier>I'm in nyc also
15:47:46  <sberryman>AvianFlu blakmatrix jesusabdullah you guys around?
15:48:07  * `3rdEdenchanged nick to `3E|FOODING
15:48:36  * lyaunzbequit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
15:50:04  * gouldingjoined
15:50:20  * jbasdfquit (Quit: jbasdf)
15:50:27  <goulding>getting a socket hang up error
15:51:13  * sreeixquit (Quit: sreeix)
15:51:15  <goulding>My server is listening on port 8888
15:51:49  <goulding>But I'm also using sockets.io. Has anyone had an issue using sockets.io on NodeJitsu?
15:52:51  <yawnt>no, it works
15:53:42  * admcjoined
15:54:35  * jbasdfjoined
15:55:09  <newjonaslund>socket.io works fine
15:56:49  * kenperkinsjoined
15:57:30  * broofajoined
15:58:00  * dmaurojoined
15:58:08  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
15:58:23  <goulding>I have noticed instruction for "jitsu install socket.io", but I just used npm. Is there anything special about the jitsu install (or is it just an example app?)
15:58:25  <dmauro>Hi, I'm having trouble re-starting my app. It's saying "Error spawning drone."
15:58:59  * thirdknifejoined
15:59:01  <yawnt>goulding: the socket.io that you install w/ jitsu
15:59:05  <yawnt>is not the module
15:59:16  <yawnt>it's a demo application that shows an example of socket.io integration
15:59:16  <AvianFlu>dmauro: please gist your package.json
15:59:30  <yawnt>if you use npm, you get the barebone package
15:59:47  * porsagerquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
16:00:20  <dmauro>@AvianFlu: https://gist.github.com/3812676
16:00:38  <goulding>@yawnt: thanks I have been using the package successfully on my local test environment. But I was wondering if my socket hang up error was somehow related to sockets.io...
16:00:40  * porsagerjoined
16:00:48  * thirdknifequit (Remote host closed the connection)
16:00:58  <yawnt>goulding: socket.io works fine on the nodejitsu cloud
16:01:04  <yawnt>goulding: could you paste your package.json in a gist
16:01:06  <yawnt>?
16:01:11  <yawnt>http://gist.github.com
16:01:12  <AvianFlu>dmauro: gist the whole terminal output from a deploy, please
16:01:15  <dmauro>@AvianFlu: It just started up that time.
16:01:38  * thirdknifejoined
16:01:48  <dmauro>@AvianFlu: https://gist.github.com/3812685
16:01:55  * marshall_afkchanged nick to marshall_law
16:02:00  <dmauro>Tried starting from web service and got the same error.
16:02:05  * bradleymeck_joined
16:02:07  <dmauro>But after a few tries it started.
16:02:48  <goulding>@yawnt: https://gist.github.com/3812693
16:03:17  <newjonaslund>btw, just started with jitsu, do you need a payed subscription to update dns records and stuff?
16:03:39  * bradleymeckquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
16:03:39  * bradleymeck_changed nick to bradleymeck
16:04:08  * ranmanjoined
16:04:59  * rohitcolinraojoined
16:05:30  <rohitcolinrao>hey guys hows it going
16:05:37  <rohitcolinrao>i'm having a deploy error, can anyone help
16:05:43  <yawnt>goulding: could you paste jitsu's output too?
16:05:50  <rohitcolinrao>error: Error running command deploy
16:05:50  <rohitcolinrao>error: Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error
16:05:51  <rohitcolinrao>error: ENOENT, open '/root/tmp/tmp-2874082hfcts/build/package/package.json'
16:06:03  <yawnt>rohitcolinrao: please, use http://gist.github.com
16:06:36  <rohitcolinrao>https://gist.github.com/3812717
16:07:13  <goulding>yawnt: I added jitsu's output as a comment
16:07:24  * krisuquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
16:07:25  <yawnt>thanks
16:09:05  * thirdknifequit (Remote host closed the connection)
16:09:13  <yawnt>goulding: rohitcolinrao: they're working on it :)
16:10:16  <rohitcolinrao>yawnt: thanks
16:10:22  <yawnt>you're welcome
16:11:25  * thirdknifejoined
16:11:31  * AvianFluquit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
16:11:54  * AvianFlujoined
16:11:55  * thirdknifequit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
16:12:42  * wdlindmeierquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
16:14:39  * SubtleGradientjoined
16:16:02  * muthukswamyjoined
16:16:07  <blakmatrix>rohitcolinrao: what is your username
16:16:09  <muthukswamy>https://gist.github.com/3812768
16:16:25  <muthukswamy>please check this error
16:16:33  <blakmatrix>muthukswamy: will do
16:16:47  <muthukswamy>thank you
16:16:52  * dmauroquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
16:17:41  <muthukswamy>I think it is a proxy issue
16:17:46  <blakmatrix>muthukswamy: use "--debug" on your command and show me the full output starting with the shell prompt symbol all the way to the fail command or next shell promt symbol
16:18:01  <rohitcolinrao>username: substationine
16:19:47  <muthukswamy>updated: https://gist.github.com/3812768
16:20:18  <blakmatrix>muthukswamy: what did you change there?
16:20:39  <muthukswamy>I run the change password command with --debug
16:20:59  <muthukswamy>and posted the results
16:21:06  * eldiosquit (Quit: bye =))
16:21:25  <blakmatrix>muthukswamy: your proxy is set to 'http://proxy.-----.com:80' i doubt that is right
16:21:38  <muthukswamy>I removed the domain name
16:21:44  <muthukswamy>before pasting
16:22:50  <mdedetrich>is there any update on the mongodb issue?
16:23:45  <ranman>mongodb issue?
16:23:54  * bradleymeck_joined
16:23:54  <muthukswamy>I have to leave now. If you find any solution please mail it to muthukswamy (at) gmail.com
16:24:09  <mdedetrich>ranman: apps have stopped connecting to mongohq
16:26:17  <blakmatrix>muthukswamy: will make a ticket for you
16:26:24  * bradleymeckquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
16:26:24  * bradleymeck_changed nick to bradleymeck
16:26:40  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: we can connect to mongohq databases with the mongo CLI from drone servers
16:26:53  <AvianFlu>so it's not a network issue, and we're really not sure what's going on at the moent
16:26:54  <AvianFlu>moment
16:28:07  * muthukswamyquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
16:28:32  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: well I am still getting the problem, your clue is as good as mine
16:28:39  * TheJHjoined
16:28:46  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: try deploying a sample node.js app that connects to mongodb, that fails
16:29:16  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: we're still trying to track down the difference
16:29:27  <AvianFlu>something is fundamentally not the same with the node mongodb driver
16:29:31  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: ok cool
16:30:16  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: as I said, sample apps with the mongodb driver work fine locally, not on nodejitsu, so that may be a clue
16:30:59  <AvianFlu>it's probably smartOS' fault
16:31:10  <AvianFlu>like so many of our problems
16:31:41  <mdedetrich>the driver code or anything like that hasn't changed
16:31:52  <mdedetrich>I mean my app just suddenly stopped working
16:32:10  * Fishrock123quit (Remote host closed the connection)
16:32:12  * graeme_fquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
16:32:17  <mdedetrich>around 6 hours ago
16:32:46  <mdedetrich>from my PoV is ridiculously confusing
16:32:58  <AvianFlu>it's ridiculously confusing from ours, too
16:33:08  <AvianFlu>why this would stop working suddenly, across the board, and only from node
16:33:12  <AvianFlu>without being a larger network issue
16:33:13  <AvianFlu>makes no sense
16:34:38  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: do you still use linux drones
16:34:44  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: or is it pure SmartOS?
16:34:45  * lyaunzbejoined
16:35:09  * kevindentejoined
16:35:13  <AvianFlu>the public cloud is all smartOS
16:35:19  <AvianFlu>currently, at least
16:35:46  <mdedetrich>id like to somehow help
16:35:53  <mdedetrich>since I have an app running in production
16:35:58  <mdedetrich>that I want to 'work'
16:38:20  <AvianFlu>I'll let you know if there's anything you can do - right now I'm about to start tracing syscalls to see what's going on
16:38:46  * thatguy_joined
16:39:04  * thatguy_quit (Client Quit)
16:39:16  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
16:39:54  * foo2joined
16:40:11  <foo2>hey guys, when are the paid plans actually going to be available? are they now?
16:40:21  <AvianFlu>foo2: in about a week
16:40:29  <foo2>awesome
16:40:54  <foo2>and the business plans, where it says "select your provider" does that mean i could say i wanted to use AWS?
16:41:16  <AvianFlu>the business plans won't be available next week, but yes, that's the idea with the business plans
16:41:35  <foo2>ah any eta on business plans then?
16:42:06  * _zonak_joined
16:43:39  <mdedetrich>I wonder if its just worth it using linux images
16:43:43  * lwicksjoined
16:43:45  <mdedetrich>smartOS seems to be too much pain
16:45:38  * garrettwilkinquit (Quit: garrettwilkin)
16:46:26  * slloydquit (Quit: Leaving...)
16:46:49  <foo2>@AvianFlu, any ETA on when paid business plans are going to be available?
16:47:12  <AvianFlu>foo2: they're at least a few weeks after the individual plans
16:47:29  <foo2>cool thanks
16:47:38  * DFA1joined
16:48:14  * DFA1quit (Client Quit)
16:51:13  * kevindentejoined
16:51:19  * sreeixjoined
16:51:52  * foo2quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
16:54:03  * garrettwilkinjoined
16:54:16  * admcjoined
16:54:34  * `3E|FOODINGchanged nick to `3rdEden
16:55:00  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: Mon Oct 1 16:51:38 [conn147388] auth: couldn't find user appharbor, 1bc1a77e_f8df_4a6b_bf73_0f6de141a2ae.system.users
16:55:09  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: error I am getting from mongohq log
16:55:13  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: if that helps
16:55:37  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: it seems the driver is sending the wrong user
16:55:43  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: its meant to be main
16:55:55  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: that would make sense
16:56:00  <AvianFlu>why is it setting it to appharbor?
16:56:16  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: *shrugs*
16:56:28  <AvianFlu>can you try changing it?
16:56:41  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: changing what to what?
16:56:50  <mdedetrich>appharbour has no relevance to my code
16:56:52  <AvianFlu>the username set in your mongo code
16:56:56  <AvianFlu>yeah, it's probably a weird default
16:57:00  <mdedetrich>ok sure
16:58:27  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
17:00:45  * garrettwilkinquit (Quit: garrettwilkin)
17:00:58  * TooTallNatejoined
17:02:45  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: didn't seem to make a differenc
17:03:02  * indexzerojoined
17:03:07  <AvianFlu>well I mean, how the hell did everybody's mongo drivers start defaulting to 'appharbor' as the username?!
17:03:20  <AvianFlu>now this makes even less sense
17:03:52  * wmjoined
17:03:55  * benvquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
17:04:04  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: try gripping the mongodb driber
17:04:10  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: for appharbor?
17:04:10  <AvianFlu>I did
17:04:13  <mdedetrich>*grepping
17:04:13  <AvianFlu>there's nothing there, in latest
17:04:18  <mdedetrich>da fuk
17:04:23  <AvianFlu>yeah, seriously
17:04:27  <mdedetrich>let me restart the database
17:06:07  <mdedetrich>nope nothing
17:06:16  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: do you want me to setup a mongodb instance on amazon
17:06:23  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: to see if its a mongohq issue?
17:07:38  <AvianFlu>not a bad idea, actually
17:09:12  * rohitcolinraoquit (Quit: rohitcolinrao)
17:09:21  <mdedetrich>setting it up now, will give you the details
17:09:45  * cjmjoined
17:09:46  <sberryman>my self hosted mongodb instance on joyentcloud is running fine... just an FYI
17:10:01  <AvianFlu>sberryman: that's good to know
17:10:04  <AvianFlu>mongohq is doing weird things atm
17:10:16  <sberryman>i had a pain in the ass deploying this morning though
17:10:24  <sberryman>took 11 tries
17:10:24  <blakmatrix>AvianFlu: http://blakmatrix.mongolian-test.jit.su blakmatrix/mongolian-test
17:11:11  <sberryman>at one point jitsu apps start killed the running instance and said the start was successful in about 2 seconds
17:11:11  <sberryman>at which point it took 5 more tries to get a running instance
17:11:50  <thatguy666>ok, so I just deployed some updates to my app, and I'm getting copy back that exists nowhere in my project... http://hesthatguy666.realtimerec.jit.su/
17:11:55  <thatguy666>anyone know what is up?
17:12:04  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: ok well
17:12:05  <mdedetrich>apparently
17:12:19  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: this is what appharbour is
17:12:21  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: http://support.mongohq.com/starting/mongohq-and-appharbor.html
17:12:55  <mdedetrich>this is getting even more fuken confusing
17:13:04  * ranmanquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
17:13:30  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: blakmatrix just deployed with mongolian and it worked >.<
17:14:08  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: yup gimme a sec
17:15:06  * bradleymeckquit (Quit: bradleymeck)
17:16:10  * bradleymeckjoined
17:16:22  <mdedetrich>does anyone know
17:16:30  <mdedetrich>what port the instances on ami use
17:16:30  * bradleymeckquit (Client Quit)
17:16:34  <mdedetrich>for amazon
17:16:39  <porsager>I keep getting this https://gist.github.com/3813109 when i try to deploy
17:17:00  <yawnt>porsager: could i see your app.js?
17:17:02  <sberryman>my assumption would be the default mongodb port (27017)
17:17:05  <yawnt>(or your main script)
17:18:01  <porsager>yeah just a sec (i've been deploying fine before and haven't changed it though)
17:18:29  * jbasdfquit (Quit: jbasdf)
17:18:51  <yawnt>porsager: thanks
17:20:02  * jbasdfjoined
17:20:20  <porsager>now i've got it spread over different files, so let me know if you want something specific ?
17:20:26  <porsager>https://gist.github.com/3813133
17:21:27  * agent_epochjoined
17:22:47  <agent_epoch>Looking for some help deploying a node.js app with my nodejitsu... I have deployed one test app in the past, but after building a recent app out on my local machine, and now deploying for the first time, I receive an error message about sockets... does anyone have an idea?
17:22:48  <agent_epoch>error: Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error
17:22:50  <agent_epoch>warn: Error returned from Nodejitsu
17:22:52  <agent_epoch>error: Error: socket hang up
17:23:20  <blakmatrix>agent_epoch: can you give me a Gist of your package.json
17:23:37  <agent_epoch>sure, one sec
17:24:18  <agent_epoch>https://gist.github.com/3813160
17:24:21  * jfromajoined
17:24:31  <porsager>agent_epoch we are a couple with the same issue currently (have been deplyoing fine yesterday)
17:24:47  * wesbosjoined
17:24:51  <agent_epoch>oh great, to be embarrassingly honest, this is my first irc chat
17:24:54  <agent_epoch>:)
17:25:21  <agent_epoch>well, at least since 1990, but I heard support on IRC is really great
17:25:44  <porsager>hehe.. same situation for me yesterday ;)
17:26:24  <thatguy666>this is my first IRC chat too BTW
17:26:45  <porsager>but yeah, they are really responsive here!
17:27:39  <agent_epoch>porsager did you have a similar issue? Basically I have a web socket application fashioned after the browserquest example. I would guess the issue is from websocket or websocket-server. I would love to provide more info if you need it.
17:28:26  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: connecting to custom database now
17:28:43  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: if that fixes the issue, going to rage at mongohq
17:28:44  <porsager>yes i've been getting that error about 10 times today, but just been retrying, and then sometimes it comes through ok.
17:29:00  * blakmatrixtopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | currently experiencing issues with node-mongodb-native | Cloud Status: OK
17:29:10  * _zonak_quit (Remote host closed the connection)
17:29:49  * ranmanjoined
17:29:50  <agent_epoch>ok, the other thing I added was mongodb to my app
17:29:56  <agent_epoch>so that could be related :)
17:30:19  <porsager>i am currently running with mongolabs and don't experience problems when it finally deploys
17:31:50  * aheckmannjoined
17:31:52  <agent_epoch>My code is currently looking for localhost for mongo databases. Not sure if that is part of the socket hangup issue. My next step was to learn how to specify my joyent mongo machine instead of localhost.
17:32:01  * jbasdfquit (Quit: jbasdf)
17:32:17  <newjonaslund>perhaps a pretty daft question, running on your domain, you need to update the A records, but what name servers should be used..?
17:32:33  <blakmatrix>agent_epoch: that could be a cuase since the drones don't run an instance of the db
17:32:33  <mmalecki>default
17:33:04  <blakmatrix>newjonaslund: http://dns.jit.su
17:33:06  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: it doesn't seen to be making a difference for me
17:33:14  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: the mongodb driver seems to be screwed
17:33:47  <agent_epoch>thanks blakmatrix, I'll start testing there.
17:33:58  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: yeah, it's somehow the driver
17:34:00  <AvianFlu>this is really weird
17:34:09  * _zonak_joined
17:34:16  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: let me confirm
17:34:23  <newjonaslund>@blakmatrix so i can use the top three as name servers or should i stick with the ones from the dns provider..?
17:34:32  <blakmatrix>agent_epoch: you could try using the free DB through jitsu (think its mongoHQ) with `jitsu databases create mongo mydatabasename`
17:35:02  <mmalecki>newjonaslund: stick with the ones from dns provider
17:35:07  <mmalecki>don't change dns servers
17:35:10  <newjonaslund>aight
17:35:12  <newjonaslund>thx
17:35:13  <mmalecki>only change a records
17:35:59  * benvjoined
17:38:02  <agent_epoch>@blakmatrix -- woot, I will try that now
17:38:03  <porsager>yawnt any ide what could cause the problem? (i get a succesfull deploy like every 5th time now)
17:39:24  <porsager>and it differs between https://gist.github.com/3813109 and https://gist.github.com/3813232
17:39:45  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: ok the mongodb driver on node.js
17:39:50  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: seems to be causing the issue
17:40:08  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: i created a test database with the url c2-122-248-230-104.ap-southeast-1.compute.amazonaws.com:27017/test?auto_reconnect
17:40:20  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: if you want to try
17:40:20  <thatguy666>does anyone know why all of a sudden by project is redirecting to https://sso.mypsn.com/idp/SSO.saml2???????????
17:40:26  <blakmatrix>porsager: looking
17:40:49  <porsager>thanks
17:41:23  * mmaleckichanged nick to mmalecki[code]
17:41:45  <thatguy666>anyone?
17:42:18  <yawnt>thatguy666: what's up?
17:42:20  <blakmatrix>thatguy666: we're looking inoto it
17:42:20  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: hmm wait, type
17:42:27  <yawnt>porsager: sorry, i was preparing dinner
17:42:31  <thatguy666>ok cool
17:42:36  <blakmatrix>there appears to be an issue with the mongodb driver
17:43:28  <porsager>yawnt no problem ;) i'm also eating :P
17:44:21  <yawnt>which makes me think
17:44:24  <yawnt>i need to check the soup
17:44:25  <yawnt>brb
17:44:54  <agent_epoch>@blakmatrix, creating the free mongohq databases with jitsu worked to solve the issue I was having. Thanks!
17:45:12  * gouldingquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
17:46:15  * garrettwilkinjoined
17:46:22  <Sly>yawnt, <3
17:46:40  <blakmatrix>agent_epoch: Awesome
17:46:59  <yawnt>look
17:47:00  <yawnt>Sly: 's back
17:47:02  <yawnt>:D
17:47:07  <Sly>I've been here. :D
17:47:10  <Sly>Was just... idle..
17:47:32  <Sly>Was trying to get my AskUbuntu SE account pushed up to 200 so I could get restrictions removed on all of my SE accounts.
17:48:07  * wmquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
17:48:50  * joshonthewebquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
17:52:38  * krisujoined
17:54:44  * admcjoined
17:57:05  <blakmatrix>porsager: is the issue still happening I cleaned up on of the drones you kept hitting and having erros with
17:57:33  * Fishrock123joined
17:57:47  * caasiHuangjoined
17:58:12  * indexzeroquit (Remote host closed the connection)
17:58:29  * nerphjoined
17:59:28  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
18:00:33  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: i can 100% confirm
18:00:37  * porsagerquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
18:00:38  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: that its an issue with nodejitsu
18:00:48  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: I am running my site locally and on nodejitsu
18:00:56  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: on the same temp database I set up
18:01:00  <AvianFlu>well why is it only that driver?
18:01:04  * Underbarjoined
18:01:10  <AvianFlu>I believe you, but like, wtf
18:01:20  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: nodejitsu doesn't work, locally my site works
18:01:20  * rohitcolinraojoined
18:01:21  <Underbar>whats up guys, getting 500 when i try to deploy, known problem?
18:01:41  <blakmatrix>Underbar: username/appname?
18:01:47  <Underbar>can i pm you?
18:01:52  <blakmatrix>sure\
18:01:53  <blakmatrix>'
18:02:05  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: let me redeploy just in case
18:02:19  * porsagerjoined
18:02:27  <porsager>sry lost connection
18:02:40  * _zonak_quit (Remote host closed the connection)
18:02:45  * joshonthewebjoined
18:02:58  <porsager>after 7 deploys i got a succesfull one ;)
18:03:18  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: try dumping the env vars from nodejitsu
18:03:25  <AvianFlu>see if something is being set that shouldn't
18:03:38  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: I already tried that, the db connection for both environments
18:03:42  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: is the exact same
18:03:49  <AvianFlu>yeah, figured
18:04:06  <mdedetrich>and now my site has crashed
18:04:14  <mdedetrich>oh wait I stopped it
18:04:15  <mdedetrich>nvm
18:04:40  <blakmatrix>porsager: I mentioned that I cleaned up the drone you kept hitting it had a NPM zombie on it that was bogging the drone down
18:05:14  <porsager>ah perfect. thanks alot !
18:06:14  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: jitsu is now hanging forever
18:07:05  <AvianFlu>you'll eventually get a local timeout
18:07:17  <AvianFlu>may just be taking a while though
18:07:35  <jesusabdullah>iirc jitsu's timeout is very long
18:07:45  * nerphquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
18:07:50  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: at which stage is it hanging
18:08:02  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: if its jistu start
18:08:16  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: its starting app
18:08:23  <mdedetrich>on jitsu deploy
18:08:28  <mdedetrich>its creating snapshot
18:08:40  <jesusabdullah>how big are your tarballs?
18:09:10  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: they are trivial in size, this was never a problem
18:09:41  <mdedetrich>getting internal server error 500
18:11:15  * sirkitreechanged nick to sirkitree|lunch
18:11:46  * caljoined
18:12:19  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: finally deployed
18:12:30  <cal>hello
18:12:56  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: db string on nodejitsu is ec2-122-248-230-104.ap-southeast-1.compute.amazonaws.com:27017/test?auto_reconnect
18:12:56  <cal>i just created a new app using express and used jitsu to deploy and i got a 500 error
18:13:15  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: locally its also ec2-122-248-230-104.ap-southeast-1.compute.amazonaws.com:27017/test?auto_reconnect
18:13:36  <blakmatrix>cal: hi
18:13:38  <cal>hi
18:13:46  <cal>error: Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error
18:13:47  <cal>error: There was an error while attempting to deploy the app
18:13:47  <cal>error: package.json error: can't find starting script: node app
18:13:47  <cal>error: Package.json start script declared but not found
18:14:06  <blakmatrix>cal: can i have your username and appname and a gist of your error output and your package.json, and your node and jitsu versions
18:14:15  <cal>username: calvinbushor
18:15:25  <cal>app name is calvinbushor.com
18:15:27  <cal>https://gist.github.com/5d3b6de19b8a5239a252
18:15:51  <cal>jitsu version: 0.9.8
18:15:58  <blakmatrix>cal: it appears there is something wrong with your start script looking
18:16:40  <blakmatrix>cal: append '.js' to yhr scripts.start feilds' value
18:16:50  <cal>k.
18:16:53  <blakmatrix>or coffee if its a coffe file
18:21:07  <cal>all set
18:21:08  <cal>that was it
18:21:09  <cal>.js
18:21:20  <cal>thank you
18:25:05  * Fishrock123quit (Remote host closed the connection)
18:25:05  <blakmatrix>cal: good coding
18:25:08  * redirjoined
18:25:51  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: so yeah its an issue on your end
18:30:09  * cjmquit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
18:30:12  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: I also connected with production database on localhost, works fine for me
18:30:50  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: the thing earlier about app harbor is a false alarm
18:31:00  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: how so?
18:31:05  <AvianFlu>what do you know about the failure so far?
18:31:20  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: the only thing that is failing is the app running on nodejitsu
18:31:26  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: everything else works fine
18:31:41  <AvianFlu>yes but has there ever been any more info on the failure?
18:31:50  <AvianFlu>or do you still only just see that same error message
18:31:52  * krisuquit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds)
18:32:16  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: about not being able to connect
18:32:18  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: yes
18:32:42  * calquit (Quit: cal)
18:33:06  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: posting exact error in a sec
18:33:07  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: so to clarify, you see the same error with the mongodb driver connecting to mongohq and to amazon?
18:33:08  <AvianFlu>or just one
18:33:29  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: yes I do, it doesn't matter which database, it fails on nodejitsu with same error
18:34:00  <AvianFlu>but mongolian works...
18:34:17  <rohitcolinrao>hey nodejitsu, i'm still getting the 500 on deploy, are you still working on it?
18:34:20  <AvianFlu>this really doesn't make sense
18:34:34  <jesusabdullah>rohitcolinrao: who was helping you earlier?
18:34:42  <jesusabdullah>rohitcolinrao: I can help you, I just don't want to step on toes here
18:34:44  <rohitcolinrao>yawnt
18:34:50  <jesusabdullah>okay
18:34:56  <jesusabdullah>well
18:34:57  <rohitcolinrao>he said they someone was looking into it
18:34:57  <jesusabdullah>I'll help you then
18:34:59  <rohitcolinrao>that was back around noon
18:35:00  <jesusabdullah>do you have logs you can show me?
18:35:04  <rohitcolinrao>or 2.5 hours ago rather
18:35:08  <jesusabdullah>it's only 10:30 by my clock ;)
18:35:17  <rohitcolinrao>:)
18:35:17  <rohitcolinrao>https://gist.github.com/3812717
18:35:18  <jesusabdullah>yawnt: if you remember, I'd love to be caught up here
18:35:30  <rohitcolinrao>username: substationine
18:35:46  <jesusabdullah>hmmmm
18:35:55  <jesusabdullah>this error looks interesting
18:35:55  <yawnt>yes i'm here
18:36:02  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: [Error: failed to connect to [rose.mongohq.com:10012]]
18:36:11  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: thats the error
18:37:00  <jesusabdullah>rohitcolinrao: I'm following up to check the status here
18:37:05  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: I'm using mongoskin, which is a layer ontop of mong-db-native
18:37:24  <rohitcolinrao>jesusabdullah: thanks
18:37:25  <blakmatrix>mdedetrich: I didnt have any issues connectign to mongohq with mongolian
18:38:05  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: we're gonna do some testing, thank you for the details
18:38:07  <yawnt>rohitcolinrao: would you mind pasting your package.json please?
18:38:08  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: understood, 90% sure that its the mongodb driver that is causing the issue
18:38:13  <rohitcolinrao>sure
18:38:16  <yawnt>rohitcolinrao: thanks :)
18:38:20  <jesusabdullah>rohitcolinrao: do you have moar gists? package.json, username/appname, etc. ?
18:38:23  <yawnt>rohitcolinrao: just add it to the gist
18:38:36  <yawnt>https://gist.github.com/3812717 <- this one rohitcolinrao
18:38:40  * lwicksquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
18:38:55  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: mongolian does not use the mongodb driver
18:39:01  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: mongoskin dos
18:39:01  <rohitcolinrao>ok
18:39:04  <mdedetrich>*does
18:39:10  * eldiosjoined
18:39:11  <mdedetrich>so the problem is with mongodb
18:39:36  * lyaunzbequit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
18:39:37  <blakmatrix>mdedetrich: is this with the latest or all versions
18:39:52  <rohitcolinrao>https://gist.github.com/3812717
18:39:53  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix, no idea, my app just stopped working
18:40:00  <rohitcolinrao>yawnt: added
18:40:01  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: I'm using
18:40:13  <blakmatrix>mdedetrich: and you couldnt brng it back up?
18:40:19  <blakmatrix>or redeploy?
18:40:25  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: mongoskin 0.4.4
18:40:35  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: the app hasn't worked for 12 hours
18:40:36  <yawnt>rohitcolinrao: does everything work fine locally?
18:40:43  <yawnt>rohitcolinrao: npm install & app?
18:40:47  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: I haven't actually gotten it back up
18:41:09  <jesusabdullah>does mongoose use mongodb-native ?
18:41:13  <blakmatrix>yes
18:41:14  <yawnt>jesusabdullah: yes
18:41:18  <blakmatrix>i beliee so
18:41:18  <mdedetrich>yup
18:41:19  <jesusabdullah>rohitcolinrao: well there you go
18:41:20  <rohitcolinrao>app works fine locally, let me run an npm install
18:41:36  <yawnt>rohitcolinrao: wait
18:41:36  <jesusabdullah>rohitcolinrao: your app is being affected by the "node-mongodb-native" debacle
18:41:39  <jesusabdullah>rohitcolinrao: and we REALLY ARE
18:41:40  <yawnt>jesusabdullah: might be right
18:41:42  <rohitcolinrao>oh
18:41:43  <jesusabdullah>rohitcolinrao: working on this
18:41:48  <jesusabdullah>rohitcolinrao: it's a doozy
18:41:56  <rohitcolinrao>gotcha ok… gl
18:42:03  <mdedetrich>dependency for mongoskins mongodb is "mongodb": "< 1.2.0"
18:42:06  <jesusabdullah>Thanks, and sorry for the inconvenience
18:42:13  <rohitcolinrao>np
18:42:42  * porsagerquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
18:43:07  * thatguy666quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
18:43:07  * garrettwilkinquit (Quit: garrettwilkin)
18:43:20  <mdedetrich>which would be 1.1.8
18:43:36  * doubletapjoined
18:43:44  <mdedetrich>(1.1.8 being latest version)
18:43:46  <jesusabdullah>brb watering spider plant
18:43:48  <mdedetrich>hmm wait
18:43:51  <mdedetrich>maybe
18:43:53  <blakmatrix>https://gist.github.com/3492504
18:43:54  <mdedetrich>1.1.8 is causing issus
18:43:57  <blakmatrix>should be good
18:44:32  <blakmatrix>for that aspect
18:44:38  <mdedetrich>1.1.8 last updated 7 hours ago
18:44:40  <mdedetrich>hmmm
18:44:47  <mdedetrich>that may be the problem
18:44:53  <mdedetrich>let me do some snooping
18:45:21  * graeme_fjoined
18:45:52  * porsagerjoined
18:46:06  * garrettwilkinjoined
18:46:22  <porsager>Hi. I got another timeout on deply :( yawnt blackmatrix do you think this is something i am doing wrong?
18:46:54  <doubletap>[10/01 11:44:52 PDT] callback error: [Error: failed to connect to [alex.mongohq.com:10043]]
18:47:04  <jesusabdullah>k back
18:47:33  <jesusabdullah>doubletap: we're working on the mongodb-native issues. See topic.
18:47:43  <doubletap>oh, thank you jesusabdullah!
18:47:49  <jesusabdullah>porsager: I can help you. Do you have any logs to share? https://gist.github.com
18:47:53  <doubletap>i only show up to complain :P
18:47:58  <jesusabdullah>porsager: username and app name are also very very helpful
18:48:05  <jesusabdullah>doubletap: no promblem
18:48:18  <porsager>yes, this time i got https://gist.github.com/3813667
18:48:26  <porsager>username doable appname doableapi
18:48:43  <mdedetrich>ok
18:48:50  <mdedetrich>I am downgrading to mongodb driver 1.1.7
18:48:57  <mdedetrich>to see if that solves my problem
18:49:02  <mdedetrich>using bundledDependencies
18:49:04  <porsager>just tried again and got https://gist.github.com/3813673
18:49:12  <mdedetrich>*bundleDependencies
18:49:23  <porsager>it's been like this all day.. sometimes i get to deploy.
18:49:32  <jesusabdullah>porsager I am looking
18:49:55  <blakmatrix>jesusabdullah: no logs
18:49:56  <porsager>blakmatrix wrote me a half an hour ago that he fixed a drone for me that was hanging in npm
18:50:47  <jesusabdullah>well, he probably did
18:51:26  <blakmatrix>porsager: try deploying again while i watc
18:51:35  <porsager>ok starting now
18:51:39  <jesusabdullah>hold on
18:51:44  <jesusabdullah>just hold the phone for five seconds
18:51:47  <jesusabdullah>porsager: package.json ?
18:51:48  <porsager>too late :-/
18:52:11  <porsager>https://gist.github.com/3812567
18:52:19  <mdedetrich>SUCCESS!!!!
18:52:24  <jesusabdullah>mongoose
18:52:27  <mdedetrich>the problem is with the latest 1.1.8 mongodb driber
18:52:31  <mdedetrich>*driver
18:52:36  <mdedetrich>it doesn't work on sunOS
18:52:45  <jesusabdullah>porsager: see if you can downgrade your mongodb driver
18:52:54  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: found the problem
18:53:00  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: mongodb driver was updated
18:53:05  <AvianFlu>mdedetrich: that makes sense
18:53:08  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: and it breaks on sunOS
18:53:21  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: using mongodb 1.1.7 works fine
18:53:32  <jesusabdullah>sounds like a good time to make an issue on that project
18:53:40  <jesusabdullah>get them to release 1.1.9 today
18:53:43  <mdedetrich>sounds like a good time for me to get some sleep
18:53:45  <mdedetrich>its 5am here
18:53:49  <jesusabdullah>night
18:54:11  <mdedetrich>I really don't think npm unbounded versions for dependencies
18:54:14  <mdedetrich>it just causes chaos
18:54:22  <blakmatrix>mongoose lates uses 1.1.7
18:54:26  <mdedetrich>haskell has the same thing, and it causes these issues
18:54:29  <doubletap>should we jitsu apps start ?
18:54:39  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: yes, but mongoskins has the dependancy as <1.2.0
18:54:40  <jesusabdullah>hmmm
18:54:45  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: which caused the problem
18:55:02  <jesusabdullah>okay, so that explains your issues, but not the ones that mongoose users seem to be seeing
18:55:13  <jesusabdullah>PROGRESS
18:55:13  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: when I deployed, the node would install 1.1.8, which caused issues
18:55:14  * admcjoined
18:55:16  <porsager>i can deploy 1 out of 6 times
18:55:21  * mappumjoined
18:55:29  <porsager>the other times i get 3 different kind of timeout errors
18:55:55  <blakmatrix>porsager: I am looking at your deploys
18:55:57  <jesusabdullah>I see one that looks like it might have a good error
18:56:06  <jesusabdullah>blakmatrix: I got this
18:56:20  <porsager>thanks blakmatrix
18:57:13  <mdedetrich>but yeah, npm should have never used unbounded versions for dependencies
18:57:28  <mdedetrich>it just causes problems like this
18:57:53  <jesusabdullah>well
18:58:00  <blakmatrix>porsager: https://gist.github.com/3492504 what versions are you using for mongoose?
18:58:12  <jesusabdullah>that's a problem with authors, not necessarily npm itself
18:58:54  <mdedetrich>that attitude never works
18:58:59  <mdedetrich>trust me, it brokes ecosystems
18:59:01  <jesusabdullah>I THINK IT JUST DID
18:59:04  <mdedetrich>you should never allow for it
18:59:09  <porsager>i am using mongoose 3.2.1
18:59:21  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
18:59:24  <mdedetrich>its when you have packages silently updating like this
18:59:31  <mdedetrich>that you feel like raping a goat
18:59:32  <jesusabdullah>I should do a testimonial for couchdb
18:59:38  <jesusabdullah>"...and that's why I use couchdb!"
19:00:43  <mdedetrich>tbf its more to do with npm than couchdb
19:00:51  <mdedetrich>I moved away from haskell because of retardation similar to this
19:01:06  <jesusabdullah>well
19:01:10  <jesusabdullah>really I just don't like brongodb
19:01:19  <jesusabdullah>and it's pretty tough to fuck up http these days
19:01:27  <mdedetrich>its one of the lovely things I enjoyed about scala, you have a garuantee that things that break up package management
19:01:36  <mdedetrich>dont happen
19:01:44  <mdedetrich>but then scala had its own issues
19:01:54  <mdedetrich>better get used to using bundleDependencies I guess
19:02:11  <mdedetrich>mongodb is different to cassandra
19:02:18  <mdedetrich>its designed for high performance, especially reads
19:02:24  <blakmatrix>porsager: i see on the drone it is installing mongodb=>= 0.9.6-7, mongoose=>= 2.3.9, you might tak a look at the dependencies and update them all as much as possible if you can
19:02:45  <jesusabdullah>idk, if I wanted ultraperf I'd probs use riak
19:02:48  <jesusabdullah>riak and roll dude
19:02:48  * towskijoined
19:03:19  <mdedetrich>riak is nice, however its drivers aren't as comprehensive as mongodb
19:03:28  <porsager>blakmatrix yeah sorry i have >= in my package.json which really isn't a stable wa to go either ;) blindly trusting that updates will work
19:03:31  * bradleymeckjoined
19:03:38  <blakmatrix>porsager: also are you doing a jitsu start comand?
19:03:41  <mdedetrich>and also mongodb is much nicer with the way it uses records as JSON objects
19:03:50  * Hebojoined
19:03:57  <porsager>i haven't done that since my first deploy
19:04:35  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: also to be technically accurate, risk doesn't have better performance than mongodb
19:04:41  <mdedetrich>jesusabdullah: its however more predictable
19:04:44  <blakmatrix>porsager: I alwas do the '0.0.x' , since minor versions shouldnt change
19:05:00  <mdedetrich>*riak
19:05:15  * Nodejitsu-Githubjoined
19:05:15  <Nodejitsu-Github>[director] jesusabdullah pushed 7 new commits to master: http://git.io/Zx8qZg
19:05:15  <Nodejitsu-Github>[director/master] Fixes #45 - Travis Paul
19:05:15  <Nodejitsu-Github>[director/master] Forgot to remove the router argument from the function signature. - Travis Paul
19:05:15  <Nodejitsu-Github>[director/master] Merge branch 'master' of github.com:TravisPaul/director - Travis Paul
19:05:15  * Nodejitsu-Githubpart
19:05:29  <blakmatrix>porsager: I am noticing its trying to compile your modules on the drone itself, for some reason its not hitting the build server
19:05:49  <blakmatrix>porsager: a `jitsu deploy` should trigger that
19:05:57  * travis-cijoined
19:05:57  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] flatiron/director#129 (master - ef1ca33 : Joshua Holbrook): The build passed.
19:05:57  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/flatiron/director/compare/fe907bf596ff...ef1ca33d0ed0
19:05:57  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Build details : http://travis-ci.org/flatiron/director/builds/2627339
19:05:57  * travis-cipart
19:06:29  <porsager>blakmatrix: thanks for that advice, i'll go with that
19:07:03  <blakmatrix>porsager: as a result when it bypasses the build server it tries to install it on the drone bu runs out of memory trying to do the npm install
19:07:31  <porsager>ahha, and then sometimes there is a enough memory and it deploys ok ?
19:07:38  * garrettwilkinquit (Quit: garrettwilkin)
19:07:50  <porsager>i'll just fix my package.json and try again
19:08:39  <aheckmann>mdedetrich: you mentioned that the mongodb driver isn't working on sunOS, is there a stack trace or anything I can use to open a ticket?
19:08:53  <blakmatrix>porsager: that seems to be the jist of it... though if you've been deployying i dunno why its been bypassing th ebuild server
19:08:55  <mdedetrich>mdedetrich: no idea
19:09:05  <mdedetrich>aheckmann: as in, all I know is it doesn't work
19:09:11  <mdedetrich>aheckmann: jitsu logs show nothing
19:09:14  <aheckmann>mdedetrich: ok thanks
19:09:19  <AvianFlu>aheckmann: an issue got opened already
19:09:22  <AvianFlu>I think it's #718
19:09:24  <aheckmann>AvianFlu: :)
19:09:35  <mdedetrich>aheckmann: it runs fine, it just doesn't work
19:09:38  <aheckmann>ahahaha
19:09:39  <AvianFlu>yeah
19:09:42  <AvianFlu>1.1.7 works great
19:09:47  <AvianFlu>1.1.8 fails to connect, all teh time
19:09:55  <AvianFlu>NICE SEMVER THERE, GUYS
19:09:58  <AvianFlu>(j/k)
19:09:59  <aheckmann>lol
19:10:02  * joshonthewebquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
19:10:23  <aheckmann>mdedetrich: what does that mean? "it runs fine, it just doesn't work"
19:10:28  <mdedetrich>AvianFlu: where is the link to the issue
19:10:42  <mdedetrich>aheckmann: as in, the driver runs and loads fine in npm
19:10:49  <mdedetrich>aheckmann: it just doesn't connect to anything
19:10:49  <AvianFlu>https://github.com/mongodb/node-mongodb-native/issues/718
19:10:55  <AvianFlu>feel free to add details
19:11:03  <aheckmann>mdedetrich: gotcah
19:11:05  <AvianFlu>yawnt opened it earlier to get things started
19:11:10  <aheckmann>AvianFlu: k thanks
19:13:18  * mmalecki[code]topic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: OK | If you're experiencing problems with node-mongodb-native, use version 1.1.7.
19:13:20  * blakmatrixtopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | currently experiencing issues with node-mongodb-native USE 1.1.7 | Cloud Status: OK
19:13:24  <blakmatrix>lol
19:13:27  <mmalecki[code]>lulz
19:14:07  <yawnt>blakmatrix: "boycott mongodb 1.1.8"
19:14:37  * blakmatrixtopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | If you're experiencing problems with node-mongodb-native, use version 1.1.7 | Cloud Status: OK
19:16:51  <blakmatrix>porsager: hows it coming along
19:16:55  * garrettwilkinjoined
19:17:20  * matthias____joined
19:17:20  <porsager>it waiting for it starting the app now
19:17:25  <porsager>i'm*
19:18:07  <porsager>balkmatrix : now i am getting an error on npm bcrypt
19:18:56  * SubtleGradientquit (Remote host closed the connection)
19:19:27  <porsager>blakmatrix: https://gist.github.com/3813823
19:19:38  <mdedetrich>they are changing the stable
19:19:40  <mdedetrich>to 1.17
19:19:45  <mdedetrich>1.1.7
19:19:46  <mdedetrich>thank god
19:19:48  * slloydjoined
19:19:59  <porsager>i had this the first time i deployed until i added "env": { "PYTHON": "/opt/local/bin/python2.7" },
19:20:42  <mdedetrich>porsager: bcrypt should work fine
19:20:54  <mdedetrich>porsager: remove all of that stuff, it shouldn't be in env and they are just hacks
19:21:01  <porsager>mdedetrich: Yes, also worked for me earlier today
19:21:15  <porsager>ok, i will do that and try again
19:21:45  * redirquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
19:22:45  <blakmatrix>porsager: looking at cause of error
19:23:43  <mdedetrich>I'm off to bed
19:23:49  <yawnt>n8
19:23:56  <mdedetrich>and I mea it this time
19:23:59  <mdedetrich>gnight
19:24:17  * redirjoined
19:24:37  <mdedetrich>mongodb needs a better test suite
19:24:47  <newjonaslund>error: Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error while deploying.. network issues?
19:25:09  * broofaquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
19:25:10  <jesusabdullah>newjonaslund: I can't tell with that one line pastie.
19:25:11  <yawnt>newjonaslund: could you please paste your package.json in a gist?
19:26:02  <newjonaslund>https://gist.github.com/3813875
19:26:27  <newjonaslund>never mind..
19:26:28  * rohitcolinraoquit (Quit: rohitcolinrao)
19:26:30  <newjonaslund>my fault
19:26:50  * mdedetrichquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
19:27:12  <doubletap>jesusabdullah: so will this mongo native issue resolve itself or do i need to still figure out how to force it back to 1.1.7?
19:27:19  <aheckmann>mdedetrich: christian changed the driver back to 1.1.7
19:27:30  <aheckmann>doubletap: npm install mongodb should work again
19:27:44  <newjonaslund>by the way, mongoDb connection pooling, what's the take, necessary? and if so, best approach with the native mongo driver to use var serverOptions = {
19:27:45  <newjonaslund> 'auto_reconnect': true,
19:27:46  <newjonaslund> 'poolSize': 5
19:27:46  <newjonaslund>};?
19:27:47  <matthias____>doubletap: in package.json use "mongodb": "= 1.1.7",
19:28:13  <doubletap>ah yea my >npm ls is showing 1.1.7 now
19:28:14  <matthias____>doubletap: and of course an "npm update"
19:28:45  <doubletap>ok, so then i need to do jitsu apps start again?
19:28:53  * Fishrock123joined
19:29:32  <jesusabdullah>doubletap: deploy actually
19:29:38  <matthias____>doubletap: "jitsu deploy"....
19:29:50  <doubletap>ok, i was just thinking that would be the best way to start :)
19:30:09  <newjonaslund>error: socket hang up with https://gist.github.com/3813875
19:30:19  <doubletap>same here
19:30:23  <doubletap>the error that is
19:30:23  * jeffrgquit (Quit: jeffrg)
19:30:32  <matthias____>funny... came into this chat for exactly that problem everyone seems to have... (mongodb)...
19:30:34  <jesusabdullah>newjonaslund: change that mongo version to 1.1.7
19:30:38  <newjonaslund>i did
19:30:54  <jesusabdullah>newjonaslund: "mongodb": "1.1.8"
19:31:00  <jesusabdullah>newjonaslund: that's right in your gist
19:31:13  * lyaunzbejoined
19:31:16  <newjonaslund>changed it after.. didn't updated the gist..
19:31:52  <jesusabdullah>you should update the gist then
19:32:13  <matthias____>hey, nodejitsu team: first of all: thanks for a great (really great) job. just started using it and I'm blown away by its straightness!
19:32:51  <newjonaslund>indeed, updated. https://gist.github.com/3813875
19:32:54  <doubletap>socket hangup error https://gist.github.com/3813927
19:33:13  <newjonaslund>getting the same..
19:34:59  <jesusabdullah>blakmatrix: can you folow up with either doubletap or jonaslund? I'm gonna step out for 5, will take the one you didn't when I get back
19:35:30  <newjonaslund>fyi, disabling mongodb completely still generate the socket hang up error
19:35:36  <doubletap>i got a good deploy just now jesusabdullah, blakmatrix.
19:35:45  <yawnt>newjonaslund: what is the error you're getting?
19:35:53  <newjonaslund>also deployed now
19:35:58  <yawnt>doubletap: can you paste the package.json please?
19:36:05  <yawnt>newjonaslund: oh so it works? cool :D
19:36:09  <jesusabdullah>okay, there may be some messed up machines then
19:36:21  <newjonaslund>https://gist.github.com/3813949 with https://gist.github.com/3813875
19:36:21  <jesusabdullah>hopefuly will be cleared up soon, I'll be helping in a few
19:37:40  * broofajoined
19:37:56  <newjonaslund>seems like it's network issues?
19:38:39  <doubletap>yay! i am operational again.
19:39:24  <yawnt>:)
19:39:56  <newjonaslund>sry for being such a question noob, but running mongodb, 'An error has occurred: {"code":"ECONNREFUSED","errno":"ECONNREFUSED","syscall":"connect"}'
19:40:21  * rohitcolinraojoined
19:40:24  * rohitcolinraopart
19:40:35  * `3rdEdenquit (Remote host closed the connection)
19:40:37  <newjonaslund>resolved..
19:40:37  * towskiquit (Remote host closed the connection)
19:41:02  * Underbarquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
19:47:25  <porsager>blakmatrix: is there anything i can do?
19:47:34  * matthias____quit (Quit: Page closed)
19:48:11  <jesusabdullah>k back
19:48:13  <blakmatrix>porsager: we're looking into bcrypt
19:48:25  * joshonthewebjoined
19:48:28  <jesusabdullah>newjonaslund: awesome
19:49:00  <newjonaslund>using web sockets, sometimes the connection dies, you think it's network issues or socket overflow which is the likely cause..?
19:49:10  * redirquit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
19:49:12  * bubbles10101quit (Remote host closed the connection)
19:49:26  <jesusabdullah>what do you mean by socket overflow?
19:49:36  * nerphjoined
19:49:49  * redirjoined
19:50:58  <porsager>blakmatrix: ok, but i'm not getting that error anymore :-P
19:51:19  <porsager>actually got a successful deploy now
19:51:26  <blakmatrix>porsager: oh ? that's great
19:51:34  <blakmatrix>is there anything you did differnt?
19:51:50  <porsager>i got 2 * https://gist.github.com/3813673
19:51:57  <porsager>and then a successful one
19:52:06  <porsager>nopes, just retried
19:55:45  * admcjoined
19:59:35  * sirkitree|lunchchanged nick to sirkitree
19:59:49  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
20:00:40  * gedexjoined
20:06:20  * Fishrock123quit (Remote host closed the connection)
20:07:54  * kevindentequit (Remote host closed the connection)
20:09:03  <porsager>blakmatrix: ok, it works, but the last log entry i have in the admin area is from a half an hour ago
20:09:19  <jesusabdullah>porsager: question: is this in the webapp or in jitsu?
20:09:27  <jesusabdullah>porsager: try logs with jitsu, see if they're any better
20:09:43  * jbasdfjoined
20:09:45  <jesusabdullah>porsager: if not: we're working on new logging infrastructure that should be better behaved
20:10:00  * nerphquit (Quit: Textual IRC Client: http://www.textualapp.com/)
20:10:20  <porsager>jesusabdullah: they are the same
20:10:24  * kevindentejoined
20:10:41  * jfromaquit (Quit: Ex-Chat)
20:10:44  * tomshredsquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
20:11:35  * graeme_fquit (Quit: Textual IRC Client: http://www.textualapp.com/)
20:11:39  <jesusabdullah>porsager: okay, thanks
20:13:30  * krisujoined
20:13:38  * lyaunzbequit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)
20:14:21  * zz_shykeschanged nick to shykes
20:20:59  * TooTallNatequit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
20:21:05  * lwicksjoined
20:21:21  * sreeixquit (Quit: sreeix)
20:22:39  <porsager>jesusabdullah: ok now i got 4 more lines in the log, so i am only 10 minutes behind. Is there anything to do about it before at this moment?
20:23:03  * TooTallNatejoined
20:24:43  <jesusabdullah>porsager: not really, we can only do as good as our logging provider unfortunately
20:25:52  <ranman>does nodejitsu have a turntable room?
20:26:27  <doubletap>ranman: you wanna practice your DJ skills? Maybe i dont know what a turntable is.
20:27:10  <ranman>:P, nah was just going to jam out at work to some music with the nodejitsu peeps since I think their music might be slightly better than #hackny's
20:29:55  <mmalecki[code]>we shall get one!
20:30:13  <mmalecki[code]>meh, not available in Poland
20:30:37  * DTrejojoined
20:30:48  * st_lukejoined
20:32:05  <yawnt>everyone yells 'buuh' at st_luke that got an iphone 5
20:32:14  <yawnt>you should've got a S3 man :P
20:32:56  <newjonaslund>hi
20:33:13  <yawnt>hi :)
20:35:36  <doubletap>socket hangup on deploy :(
20:36:28  <yawnt>doubletap: try once more please, if it doesn't work, could you gist me your package.json?
20:36:31  <yawnt>thanks
20:36:49  * Fishrock123joined
20:37:05  * st_lukequit (Remote host closed the connection)
20:37:16  * st_lukejoined
20:38:12  * lwicksquit (Quit: lwicks)
20:38:15  <doubletap>yawnt: to you privately?
20:38:35  <yawnt>doubletap: no, in here
20:38:41  <yawnt>just the package.json
20:38:43  <yawnt>nothing private :)
20:39:06  <doubletap>https://gist.github.com/3814273
20:39:10  <yawnt>thanks
20:39:15  * jeffrgjoined
20:39:16  <doubletap>my pleasure
20:39:44  * jesusabdullahtopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud status: sunny skies!
20:40:25  <blakmatrix>jesusabdullah: why do we keep "Host applications. Keep them up."
20:41:11  <mmalecki[code]>for teh lulz
20:42:45  <jesusabdullah>that's our motto homeslice
20:42:51  * jeffrgquit (Client Quit)
20:45:06  * Fishrock123quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)
20:45:37  <blakmatrix>jesusabdullah: o... I always looked at as like ``dude host your apps but do not ever take them down (or else)``
20:45:48  <blakmatrix>like a call to action
20:46:12  <blakmatrix>not that we keep them up lol
20:46:37  <blakmatrix>"we host applications. we keep them up"
20:46:53  <blakmatrix>i dunno
20:48:00  <mbalho>"we host applications. we keep them up. unless our servers reset and you have to manually jitsu start sometimes, but we're working on it"
20:49:10  * ktkchanged nick to ktkNA
20:49:12  <krisu>can I specify somehow which folders should not be deployed?
20:49:22  <blakmatrix>krisu: yes
20:49:54  <krisu>gr8, how?
20:49:55  <blakmatrix>krisu: in .gitignore or .npmignore , note npmignore thakes precidence in jitsu
20:50:09  <blakmatrix>precedence
20:50:22  * bradleymeckquit (Quit: bradleymeck)
20:52:08  <krisu>ok, I will try, thanks
20:52:15  <mmalecki[code]>mbalho: running applications haven't been affected for a while, actually :)
20:52:44  * mmalecki[code]changed nick to mmalecki
20:52:51  <blakmatrix>mmalecki[code]: that was back like during the joyent move and multiple e-mails were sentout
20:53:10  <mmalecki>yeah, that seems correct
20:53:17  * coderarityjoined
20:53:57  <yawnt>doubletap: i think it's still something with mongo
20:54:24  <doubletap>the third deploy worked.
20:54:28  <doubletap>yawnt ^
20:54:37  <yawnt>ok awesome
20:54:53  <yawnt>thank god it seems to be okay mongo lol
20:55:05  * ryanfitzquit (Quit: ryanfitz)
20:55:21  <mbalho>mmalecki: is there a jitsu status page yet?
20:55:33  <doubletap>does a deploy with a new module added to the dependencies take significantly longer?
20:55:40  <coderarity>mbalho: it's usually /topic
20:55:44  <newjonaslund>deploying is totally slow
20:55:46  <newjonaslund>again
20:55:46  <newjonaslund>:)
20:55:49  <mmalecki>mbalho: nah, it's in progress of writing currently
20:55:50  <doubletap>oh
20:55:54  <mbalho>mmalecki: cool
20:55:57  <mmalecki>mbalho: as in, in the moment :)
20:56:19  * admcjoined
20:56:38  <mbalho>what?
20:56:38  <blakmatrix>http://www.typescriptlang.org/Playground/
20:57:02  <st_luke>barf
20:58:27  <ranman>what fresh new hell is this?
20:59:12  <blakmatrix>Microsoft's latest efforts http://www.zdnet.com/microsoft-takes-the-wraps-off-typescript-a-superset-of-javascript-7000004993/
20:59:20  <coderarity>i think tsc would be better than someone resorting to a statically typed language, at least
20:59:26  <coderarity>i'd rather see people use tsc than .NET
20:59:37  <yawnt>tsc === typescript?
20:59:41  <coderarity>yeah
20:59:48  <blakmatrix>53 min vid too
20:59:55  <yawnt>coderarity: i kinda like .net
20:59:58  <yawnt>not all of it
21:00:00  <yawnt>asp sucks
21:00:03  <yawnt>so does vb
21:00:06  <yawnt>but C# is cool
21:00:14  <coderarity>yawnt: dislike the part where I go like float/int and my entire life is ruined
21:00:15  <newjonaslund>indeed, is there a jitsu status page? cuz my deploy's are all failing due to socket hangups
21:00:21  <coderarity>i mean, int/int
21:00:32  <yawnt>newjonaslund: it's work in progress
21:00:43  <coderarity>newjonaslund: if you're having socket hang ups, status page isn't going to help
21:00:54  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
21:00:55  <yawnt>coderarity: statically typed languages do offer big advantages though
21:01:03  <newjonaslund>status page could tell me "we have network issues at the moment"
21:01:05  <coderarity>newjonaslund: can I have your username/app name?
21:01:08  <newjonaslund>then i would know ;)
21:02:04  <mbalho>https://status.heroku.com/ https://status.dotcloud.com/ https://twitter.com/AppFogStatus :)
21:02:21  <coderarity>(we are working on one though)
21:06:00  * TheJHquit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds)
21:08:34  * broofaquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
21:10:21  * bubbles10101joined
21:10:41  * broofajoined
21:11:28  <blakmatrix>mbalho: well we do usually report anything on twitter.com/nodejitsu
21:11:47  * Fishrock123joined
21:14:42  * Fishrock123quit (Remote host closed the connection)
21:14:57  * Fishrock123joined
21:15:07  * wesbosquit (Quit: Linkinus - http://linkinus.com)
21:16:15  * caasiHuangquit (Remote host closed the connection)
21:19:29  * timhudsonjoined
21:20:56  * porsagerquit (Quit: Page closed)
21:28:53  * sirkitreechanged nick to sirkitree|brb
21:36:29  * DTrejoquit (Remote host closed the connection)
21:36:39  * lpinquit (Quit: Leaving)
21:36:46  * garrettwilkinquit (Quit: garrettwilkin)
21:39:48  * graeme_fjoined
21:39:56  * sirkitree|brbchanged nick to sirkitree
21:42:59  * derpopsquit
21:44:58  * bradleymeckjoined
21:54:16  * graeme_fquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
21:55:17  * jbasdfquit (Quit: jbasdf)
21:56:44  * sirkitreechanged nick to sirkitree|afk
21:56:51  * admcjoined
22:01:03  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
22:04:00  * kenperkinsquit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
22:04:26  * PatFjoined
22:04:30  * timhudsonquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
22:06:36  * timhudsonjoined
22:07:07  * sirkitree|afkchanged nick to sirkitree
22:07:39  * Destosquit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
22:08:42  * EnosFeedlerquit (Quit: peace)
22:08:51  * PatFquit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
22:09:47  * refackquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
22:13:23  * lyaunzbejoined
22:15:28  * anoemiquit (Quit: anoemi)
22:18:02  <newjonaslund>hi
22:18:05  <newjonaslund>again :)
22:18:13  <yawnt>hey
22:18:16  <yawnt>what's up?
22:18:21  <newjonaslund>is jitsu deployment ready, i mean besides for tests and fun things.. like mission critical stuff? :)
22:20:00  <mmalecki>newjonaslund: yeah, but when you really want to get money through it, I'd recommend a private cloud
22:21:55  * jeffrgjoined
22:23:02  * Zephyrjoined
22:23:21  * ryanfitzjoined
22:24:29  * kevindentequit (Remote host closed the connection)
22:26:03  * jeffrgquit (Client Quit)
22:26:28  * timhudsonquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
22:26:41  * Zephyrquit (Client Quit)
22:28:34  * kevindentejoined
22:28:46  <newjonaslund>alright
22:28:52  <newjonaslund>private cloud sounds good
22:28:53  <newjonaslund>hehe
22:31:00  <newjonaslund>did u just change the deploy log/procedure?
22:31:25  <newjonaslund>ignore
22:31:26  * thl0quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds)
22:31:30  <newjonaslund>i shut up :)
22:32:04  <mmalecki>newjonaslund: so, how many servers does your cloud need?
22:32:07  <mmalecki>feel free to pm me
22:34:22  * c4miloquit (Remote host closed the connection)
22:34:48  <russfrank>what happened to the hookio github repo
22:34:55  <coderarity>russfrank: deprecated
22:35:03  <coderarity>marak's rewriting it, last i heard
22:35:23  * mmaleckiquit (Quit: Lost terminal)
22:35:41  <russfrank>.. so he just deleted teh github?
22:35:45  * mmaleckijoined
22:36:37  <blakmatrix>russfrank: all we can do is speculate, its best if you speak to Marak yourself... he's still on twitter sometimes @marak
22:38:24  <russfrank>thats real weird
22:39:46  <CoverSlide>yeah he threw a tantrum
22:40:16  <jesusabdullah>guys, please don't speculate.
22:40:48  * st_lukequit (Remote host closed the connection)
22:40:59  <newjonaslund>what's up with 'These plans will be available for purchase in the next month.'?
22:41:01  <newjonaslund>;)
22:41:52  <blakmatrix>newjonaslund: 8th last i heard :)
22:46:26  <newjonaslund>alright
22:46:29  <Sly>jesusabdullah, <3
22:55:41  * generalissimoquit (Remote host closed the connection)
22:56:13  <newjonaslund>is there a faster way of checking the logs?
22:56:19  <newjonaslund>(and clearing them..?)
22:56:21  * Fishrock123changed nick to Fishrock123-away
22:56:53  <jesusabdullah>a faster way?
22:56:55  <mmalecki>I want a sane IRC client.
22:56:56  <jesusabdullah>there's just the one way
22:57:01  <jesusabdullah>me too mmalecki, me too
22:57:20  * admcjoined
22:58:54  <yawnt>mmalecki: wat
22:58:59  <yawnt>irssi is the best
22:59:01  <yawnt>what's the matter?
22:59:02  <yawnt>:(
22:59:19  <doubletap>adium
22:59:48  <mmalecki>it's not
22:59:51  <mmalecki>it's not js
22:59:57  <blakmatrix>adium? I could never get that to work with IRC
22:59:59  <mmalecki>it's like democracy
23:00:25  <yawnt>mmalecki: an inline irc client'd be cool
23:00:26  <yawnt>like
23:00:35  <yawnt><script src="YO SCRIPT HERE"></script>
23:00:44  <yawnt>and it embeds an irc client in the page
23:00:44  <mmalecki>no no
23:00:47  <mmalecki>sane means console
23:00:57  <yawnt>chrome notifications'd do the rest
23:01:07  <yawnt>mmalecki: i think it'd be cool
23:01:14  <yawnt>mmalecki: try weechat
23:01:20  <yawnt>i know people that like that better
23:01:27  <yawnt>i prefer irssi though
23:01:43  * admcquit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds)
23:02:08  * ranmanquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
23:02:20  * yawntquit (Quit: leaving)
23:03:38  * marciopugajoined
23:04:47  * kevindentequit (Remote host closed the connection)
23:08:54  * shamajoined
23:12:39  * Fishrock123-awayquit (Remote host closed the connection)
23:13:02  * ranmanjoined
23:15:31  * shykeschanged nick to zz_shykes
23:20:07  * sirkitreequit (Quit: Leaving...)
23:21:31  * zz_shykeschanged nick to shykes
23:21:55  * Nodejitsu-Githubjoined
23:21:55  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu] jesusabdullah pushed 3 new commits to master: http://git.io/vpRvfA
23:21:55  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/master] [api][minor] Added copy for socket hang up errors regarding client hang up #311 - Farrin Reid
23:21:55  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/master] [api][minor] Added copy for socket hang up errors regarding non client issues #311 - Farrin Reid
23:21:55  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/master] [minor] Increased brevity on new error messages. - Joshua Holbrook
23:21:55  * Nodejitsu-Githubpart
23:22:30  <doubletap>Increased brevity. I like that.
23:22:40  * travis-cijoined
23:22:40  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] nodejitsu/jitsu#197 (master - 30ef618 : Joshua Holbrook): The build was broken.
23:22:40  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/nodejitsu/jitsu/compare/627def67110e...30ef6183d695
23:22:40  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Build details : http://travis-ci.org/nodejitsu/jitsu/builds/2630832
23:22:40  * travis-cipart
23:22:47  <coderarity>oh my
23:23:37  * c4milojoined
23:23:45  <jesusabdullah>wat
23:24:32  <jesusabdullah>major derp on my part
23:24:35  <jesusabdullah>thanks travis
23:24:39  <mmalecki>that string totally wasn't expected, jesusabdullah!
23:24:48  <mmalecki>NOBODY EXPECTS THE STRING
23:26:10  * adalgisoquit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
23:27:08  * fatjonnyquit (Quit: Leaving.)
23:27:26  <jesusabdullah>arright that should fix it
23:27:26  * Nodejitsu-Githubjoined
23:27:27  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu] jesusabdullah force-pushed master from 30ef618 to 23bbcf1: http://git.io/wyfB0w
23:27:27  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/master] [minor] Increased brevity on new error messages. - Joshua Holbrook
23:27:27  * Nodejitsu-Githubpart
23:27:44  * dscapequit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
23:28:37  * travis-cijoined
23:28:37  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] nodejitsu/jitsu#198 (master - 23bbcf1 : Joshua Holbrook): The build was fixed.
23:28:37  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/nodejitsu/jitsu/compare/30ef6183d695...23bbcf116270
23:28:37  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Build details : http://travis-ci.org/nodejitsu/jitsu/builds/2630856
23:28:37  * travis-cipart
23:29:12  <jesusabdullah>damned straight. XD
23:35:08  * kevindentejoined
23:35:50  * bubbles10101quit (Remote host closed the connection)
23:37:44  * timhudsonjoined
23:39:56  * EnosFeedlerjoined
23:41:50  * ryanfitzquit (Quit: ryanfitz)
23:42:17  * eckstueckquit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
23:43:08  * Fishrock123-awayjoined
23:43:31  * kevindentequit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
23:46:00  * broofaquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
23:46:12  <newjonaslund>hi, me again :)
23:46:21  <blakmatrix>hi
23:46:25  <newjonaslund>filesystem..
23:46:33  <newjonaslund>included or should be hosted separately?
23:46:46  <coderarity>depends
23:46:56  <blakmatrix>what are you looking for
23:47:12  <jesusabdullah>newjonaslund: you get scratch space for sure but not a ton and not persistent across deploys
23:47:18  <coderarity>newjonaslund: for temporary files, you can use the file system - if you need to keep files permanently, you should try something like s3 or rackspace cloudfiles
23:47:29  <newjonaslund>roger
23:47:43  <newjonaslund>in the temp one, can i create folders etc?
23:47:48  <coderarity>yeah
23:47:50  <jesusabdullah>yes
23:48:08  <blakmatrix>hard limit of 2G
23:48:10  <newjonaslund>will fs.fileWrite(path be created automagically or it needs to be done before?
23:48:11  <blakmatrix>http://legal.nodejitsu.com/acceptable-use-policy
23:48:17  <newjonaslund>hehe
23:48:18  <newjonaslund>;)
23:49:06  <jesusabdullah>newjonaslund: same way as normal (so you need to create directories)
23:49:13  <newjonaslund>oki
23:49:18  <blakmatrix>you can write to you base package easily
23:49:49  <krisu>hi, I have a problem with deploying simple app based on socket.io
23:50:08  <blakmatrix>whats the problem?
23:51:03  <krisu> socket.io/socket.io.js script is not visible
23:51:24  <krisu>do you have an example of app with socket.io and express that works on nodejitsu?
23:52:28  * Fishrock123-awayquit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds)
23:57:24  <krisu>?
23:57:45  * derpopsjoined
23:57:50  * admcjoined
23:57:57  * broofajoined
23:58:22  * ranmanquit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
23:59:03  * aheckmannquit (Quit: aheckmann)
23:59:26  * anoemijoined