00:00:23  <nopuck4you>started, but taking a while for the UI to respond... expecting error message
00:00:29  <nopuck4you>Yes, windows.
00:00:35  <Sly>PowerShell?
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00:00:46  <nopuck4you>ruby command prompt
00:00:50  <Sly>Hm.
00:01:13  <Sly>Well, I know that someone had a problem a couple of nights ago in PowerShell. They did a deploy, and it kept showing that it was taking a snapshot..
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00:01:23  <Sly>But they hit ^C and the rest of the output came up, and it continued.
00:01:37  <Sly>Not sure what the deal was with that, but it could be the same case.. because I saw your app working, before it was stopped.
00:02:05  <Sly>And there were no error messages.
00:02:06  <nopuck4you>Error 324 (net::ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE): The server closed the connection without sending any data.
00:02:27  <nopuck4you>ok, i'm going to make some code changes later tonight and upload a new build/snapshot then try again.
00:02:36  <Sly>That's from Ruby, though. So it's probably something to do with your ruby prompt.
00:02:50  <Sly>I don't think net has ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE in Node. I'd have to check.
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00:03:18  <nopuck4you>thats from Chrome browser when hitting nopuck4you.pulse.jit.su
00:03:33  <Sly>Ah, I see.
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00:05:09  <nopuck4you>thanks for the help. I think I just need to split out the front end process from the feed process into two separate apps. I'll do that, upgrade account and try again once i've done that. :)
00:05:23  <Sly>Well, it's not really that.
00:05:27  <Sly>Something in the app is causing that message.
00:05:34  <Sly>Your feeds are reading, as per the logs that I see.
00:05:46  <nopuck4you>i'm seeing the log now throw similar errors with some of the feed pulls it's trying to make
00:05:49  <Sly>So the app is working. There's just something in it that isn't handling browser requests properly.
00:06:48  <nopuck4you>info Sat, 20 Oct 2012 00:02:33 GMT [FEED ERROR] Error: Status Code Error: 408
00:06:51  <nopuck4you>right
00:07:19  <Sly>Give me a minute. Getting to the logs.
00:07:21  <nopuck4you>That's why I want to separate the two so that I can present the UI independently of feed data being aggregated into the Mongo DB.
00:07:53  <Sly>408 isn't really a big deal. Just a timeout.
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00:09:01  <nopuck4you>I'll shut it down for now and work on it locally some more - including better log messages. It's just an early prototype / play project.
00:10:05  <nopuck4you>thanks again guys...
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01:10:02  <dbatwa>I need to store user files (including videos) uploaded to my nodejitsu app. What's the most cost effective way to do this?
01:11:01  <dbatwa>On the same line. How much space do I have on my Regular 5-drone instance?
01:13:47  <jesusabdullah>dbatwa: S3 or cloudfiles. User content won't persist between deploys, and each drone has its own scratch space
01:15:52  <dbatwa>Yep S3 was my reflex too, but it's expensive though. How big is this scratch space?
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01:20:25  <jesusabdullah>dbatwa: maybe a gig? But like I said you'll lose it as soon as you deploy again. You have to store it somewhere less ephemeral
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01:37:25  <Sly>Everyone doing okay?
01:38:20  <chilts>dbatwa: S3 isn't really that expensive ... are you talking storage or bandwidth?
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01:41:56  <jesusabdullah>chilts would know, he wrote the aws api client
01:42:00  <jesusabdullah>for nodes
01:42:08  <chilts>heh, one of them :)
01:42:12  <jesusabdullah>IN OTHER NEWS http://ansi.drastic.net/demo/#edit0r
01:42:17  <jesusabdullah>THIS is PRETTY BALLIN'
01:42:17  <chilts>though it seems to be getting more popular
01:43:32  <chilts>heh, cool
01:44:10  <jesusabdullah>the front end is oss
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01:44:26  <jesusabdullah>the "backend" just deals with user accounts and sharing n' shit
01:44:46  <jesusabdullah>so, like, app.js + this fucker = actually useful x-platform ANSI editor
01:45:25  <chilts>jesusabdullah: is the /topic still true re: the RedisToGo DB stuff?
01:45:45  <jesusabdullah>I've heard that it's still problematic
01:45:52  <jesusabdullah>which is kinda crazy
01:46:04  <chilts>oh ok
01:46:05  <jesusabdullah>if it works for you, chilts, I'll take it down :)
01:46:28  <chilts>ah, I'm not making one yet, just wondered if it was still true - seems to have been a while :(
01:48:03  <chilts>just thought, I could add Joyent's API to AwsSum - that might be good
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01:49:14  <chilts>ah, smartdc - I'll check that out
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02:00:51  <ngreenwood6>hey guys i just signed up for the regular service with 5 drones.....now my question is how do i tell my app to use all 5 drones?
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02:24:38  <jesusabdullah>ngreenwood6: I'm not sure yet tbh, the web ui is new for me
02:24:50  <jesusabdullah>crap I think blakmatrix figured it out but he's visiting in-laws
02:25:27  <jesusabdullah>ngreenwood6: my understanding is that the ui is a little funky but that it's definitely there
02:25:40  <jesusabdullah>ngreenwood6: and I believe they're working to fix the ux snafus right now
02:25:49  <jesusabdullah>ngreenwood6: we were talking over email yeah?
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02:26:11  <jesusabdullah>OH GREEAAAT
02:26:14  <Sly>lol.
02:27:07  <chilts>jesusabdullah: with something like 5 drones, can I have three apps with 1, 2 and 2 drones each? (ie. any combination)
02:32:27  <jesusabdullah>chilts: yes
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11:19:17  <deoxxa>whenever i have to do client side code i feel bad
11:19:20  <deoxxa>i'm so horrible at it
11:19:34  <yawnt>lol
11:19:34  <deoxxa>i know i should see it as a learning opportunity, but...
11:19:39  <deoxxa>it's just so messy
11:19:46  <deoxxa>probably just messy because i suck at it
11:19:46  <yawnt>deoxxa: i'm seeing trying meteor to work on nodejitsu
11:19:50  <yawnt>as a "learning opportunity"
11:19:51  <yawnt>but...
11:19:52  <deoxxa>ugh
11:19:53  <deoxxa>why are you
11:19:57  <yawnt>someone asked
11:20:00  <yawnt>wanna help ^o^
11:20:24  <coderarity>try it on windows
11:20:33  <yawnt>wat
11:20:36  <yawnt>you can't
11:20:44  <deoxxa>can't use meteor on windows?
11:20:46  <coderarity>meteor on windows?
11:20:57  <yawnt>dinosaurs on meteors?
11:21:05  <deoxxa>only on the bottom
11:21:10  <yawnt>of the ocean
11:21:11  <yawnt>UH UH UH
11:21:18  <AvianFlu>WHAT TOM-NOOBERY IS THIS!?
11:21:24  <AvianFlu>METEOR ON WINDOWS!?
11:21:25  <yawnt>(i'm understanding nothing. what's happening)
11:21:33  <yawnt>AvianFlu: thx for the answer
11:21:33  <deoxxa>wat
11:21:56  <AvianFlu>deoxxa: basically, when somebody wants to use something like fibers
11:22:04  <AvianFlu>our stance is "if it compiles, go right ahead"
11:22:13  <AvianFlu>and yawnt's been investigating why it won't
11:22:35  <yawnt>AvianFlu: yeah i fixed the node_modules in da wrong place stuff
11:22:37  <AvianFlu>so we can, if nothing else, point and laugh in the proper direction
11:22:54  <yawnt>also i've been building a tool that run in a meteor app outputs a deployable nodejitsu app
11:23:02  <yawnt>hopefully we can't get this done once for all >.<
11:23:14  <yawnt>but yeah.. i'm stuck with the fiber thingy now
11:23:30  <yawnt>*hopefully we can
11:23:35  <yawnt>my keyboard hates me today
11:23:51  <AvianFlu>yawnt: actually
11:23:55  <AvianFlu>I only just looked at this gist
11:24:02  <AvianFlu>anytime you see `ld.so.1`
11:24:04  <AvianFlu>it's the linker
11:24:12  <AvianFlu>and something majorly fucked is going on
11:24:17  <yawnt>AvianFlu: yeah
11:24:19  <AvianFlu>I'll look at the fibers build steps in a few minutes
11:24:21  <yawnt>i looked into it
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11:24:33  <yawnt>people were saying it's the LD_PATH being fucked up
11:24:39  <AvianFlu>yeah, but you haven't read the "Sun Microsystems Linker and Libraries Guide" :D
11:24:40  <yawnt>something like that.. haven't found much googling
11:24:47  <yawnt>AvianFlu: oh
11:24:48  <yawnt>should i? :D
11:24:54  <AvianFlu>yawnt: I mean
11:25:01  <AvianFlu>if you really like low-level stuff and want to know more C
11:25:02  <AvianFlu>then yes
11:25:10  <AvianFlu>but otherwise, GOD NO MAN SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU STILL CAN
11:25:12  <yawnt>lol
11:25:20  <yawnt>it might be interesting
11:25:26  <yawnt>to learn moar about low level stuff
11:25:33  <AvianFlu>I encourage you to learn, because it's pretty cool
11:25:36  <AvianFlu>but it's srs bznz lolz
11:25:44  <deoxxa>fknsrs.biz
11:25:51  * deoxxaserious face
11:25:54  <AvianFlu>deoxxa: ++
11:25:54  <kohai>deoxxa has 10 beers
11:26:04  <deoxxa>that's actually my domain, in case you didn't know
11:26:15  <yawnt>oh
11:26:16  <AvianFlu>deoxxa: I did, I think it's awesome
11:26:19  <yawnt>i thought you were a hacker
11:26:21  <deoxxa>\o/
11:26:23  <yawnt>going around defacing websites
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11:26:28  <yawnt>"DEOXXA WAZ H3R3"
11:26:36  <yawnt>shame shame :<
11:26:42  <deoxxa>2el84u
11:27:15  <yawnt>pf
11:27:20  <yawnt>i speak leet since i was 3
11:27:27  <yawnt>I'M NOT BUYING IT
11:27:44  <deoxxa>i'm going to take photos tomorrow morning
11:27:45  <deoxxa>wheee
11:28:22  <yawnt>sending it to the kindle
11:28:29  <yawnt>BEDTIME READING, LINKER AND LIBRARIES
11:29:15  <yawnt>i wonder if i'll be able to understand it lol
11:29:17  <yawnt>gonna take a while
11:29:24  <yawnt>AvianFlu: something else i should read before that?
11:29:46  <AvianFlu>yawnt: well it helps to have a good understanding of like
11:29:51  <AvianFlu>compiling multi-file C programs
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11:30:01  <AvianFlu>and how you need to set up compiler args and stuff
11:30:25  <yawnt>ok
11:30:25  <deoxxa>$ gcc -o program program1.c program2.c program3.c
11:30:30  <deoxxa>i'm already 2pro
11:30:32  <yawnt>thank you deoxxa
11:30:35  <deoxxa>np
11:30:36  <yawnt>\s
11:32:03  <yawnt>OMG
11:32:06  <yawnt>deoxxa:
11:32:11  <deoxxa>wat
11:32:16  <yawnt>I JUST FIGURED OUT fknsrs.biz
11:32:17  <yawnt>is
11:32:20  <yawnt>FUCKING SERIOUS BUSINESS
11:32:33  <yawnt>:|
11:32:38  <deoxxa>good job!
11:32:43  * deoxxapats yawnt on the head
11:32:45  <yawnt>do i get a cookie?
11:32:45  <AvianFlu>yawnt: so like, with this fibers thing
11:32:51  <AvianFlu>you should open an issue with the linker error
11:33:54  <yawnt>AvianFlu: ok
11:33:56  <yawnt>will do
11:34:00  <AvianFlu>and then just let them try to sort it out
11:34:06  <yawnt>lolz
11:34:09  <AvianFlu>I bet it's somewhere deep inside libcoro
11:34:19  <yawnt>last commit is 2 months ago
11:34:22  <yawnt>not lookin good \.
11:34:25  <AvianFlu>and like, there's quite simply no way I'm digging through any Marc Lehmann code this week
11:34:27  <AvianFlu>TOO HUNGOVER
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11:35:02  <deoxxa>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP6ceGMpJh4 lol
11:35:16  <yawnt>https://github.com/laverdet/node-fibers/issues/94
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11:35:41  <deoxxa>yawnt: probably wont help anyway, meteor probably keep their own shitty version of fibers where they don't bother pushing patches back upstream
11:36:17  <yawnt>deoxxa: afaik it's vanilla fibers
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11:36:23  <yawnt>if it's not
11:36:26  <yawnt>i'll bug meteor devs
11:36:30  <yawnt>AFTER ALL I WAS USER N1
11:36:36  <deoxxa>lol
11:36:36  <yawnt>(yes, unfortunately i was)
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11:37:08  <yawnt>deoxxa: so apparently, fibers' dev lives in Japan
11:37:11  <yawnt>WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM
11:37:21  <deoxxa>"skate into an aids tree"
11:37:23  <yawnt>konoyarou?
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11:38:33  <deoxxa>AIDSの木にスケートしろ or something
11:38:38  <yawnt>lol
11:38:46  <yawnt>you're the most politically correct person evah
11:38:57  * deoxxanods
11:39:14  <yawnt>you'd do a great job if you were in the consolate
11:39:39  <yawnt>"apparently australia and japan declared war, just 4 hours after the new australian delegate took possession of his desk..."
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11:39:58  <deoxxa>"the foriegn diplomat is asking for water"
11:40:02  <yawnt>lol
11:40:27  <deoxxa>yeah i'd be bad at that
11:40:46  <yawnt>this movie looks so bad
11:40:48  <yawnt>cogan
11:40:54  <deoxxa>it sounds bad
11:41:49  <deoxxa>lol this teen ninja video is awesome
11:42:42  <yawnt>wat
11:42:44  <yawnt>naruto?
11:42:50  <deoxxa>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP6ceGMpJh4
11:43:22  <deoxxa>actually, pretty much everything on that channel is gold
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11:45:15  <yawnt>love the special effects
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11:45:55  <deoxxa>woah! it's the green ranger!
11:46:08  <deoxxa>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeyfzEyJw_4
11:46:14  <yawnt>i feel bad when i look at my battlefield 3 stats
11:46:17  <yawnt>TIME PLAYED
11:46:18  <yawnt>148H 31M
11:46:35  <AvianFlu>OMG mmalecki MADE IT
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11:47:05  <mmalecki>OMG I MADE IT
11:47:13  <mmalecki>except, I'm at CPH
11:47:18  <mmalecki>so not really just yet
11:47:19  <AvianFlu>copenhagen?
11:47:24  <AvianFlu>you copin' with copenhagen?
11:47:43  <mmalecki>yessir
11:47:46  <AvianFlu>I NEED TO BUY WHISKEY AND GO BOARD MY PLANE BBL
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11:48:21  <yawnt>lol
11:49:15  <yawnt>he's not totally sane :D
11:51:00  <mmalecki>I can confirm that
11:51:05  <deoxxa>hrrrrm where's my camerathingy
11:51:52  <yawnt>ALSO ANSWER FIBER GUY
11:51:57  <mmalecki>http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthewbergman/8101777069/in/photostream - me being derpy
11:52:47  <yawnt>fotoverite is always taking shots isn't he :D
11:53:10  <mmalecki>yes, he's doing god's job
11:53:24  <mmalecki>he's a very cool guy too
11:54:45  <yawnt>yeah i met him the last day at lisbon
11:54:48  <yawnt>*in
11:54:56  <yawnt>uh
11:55:00  <yawnt>4G coming to italy
11:55:08  <yawnt>obviously milan and rome only
11:55:12  <yawnt>T_T
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12:01:15  <deoxxa>wait yawnt[away] was that @ me
12:01:17  <deoxxa>fiberguy thing
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12:01:39  <deoxxa>oh, no, it wasn't
12:01:40  <deoxxa>good
12:02:12  <mmalecki>deoxxa: after Brescia I'm going to Paris btw
12:02:17  <deoxxa>neat
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12:05:57  <mmalecki>jeez, it's fucking colde here
12:06:02  <mmalecki>*cold
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12:13:27  <mmalecki>OMG IT'S AvianFlu
12:13:35  <AvianFlu>OMG IT IS
12:13:52  <AvianFlu>AND I HAZ WHISKEY
12:13:57  <mmalecki>LOOK HE HAS BOOZE
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12:14:23  <AvianFlu>IT'S GOTTA STAY IN ONE OF THOSE DUTY-FREE BAGS FOR LIKE 30 HOURS THOUGH
12:14:27  <coderarity>it's legal to drink on board flights?
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12:14:42  <AvianFlu>coderarity: it is, but like, duty-free booze has to stay wrapped up till you're at your final spot
12:14:53  <AvianFlu>coderarity: most flights sell booze though, in some regard
12:14:55  <mmalecki>coderarity: yes-ish, they'll kick you out if you get too drunk
12:15:02  <coderarity>that explains a lot
12:15:05  <AvianFlu>YEAH, THEY'LL KICK YOU OUT OF THE PLANE IN MID-AIR
12:15:08  <deoxxa>yeah wat
12:15:13  <deoxxa>"ok sir you have to leave"
12:15:20  <coderarity>here's a parachute ;P
12:15:34  <mmalecki>they'll land somewhere, if you're imposing a danger or something
12:15:40  <mmalecki>or just being a dick
12:15:53  <mmalecki>AvianFlu: also, what's up with the bag? we don't have those
12:16:05  <AvianFlu>mmalecki: it's because of my london stop
12:16:09  <deoxxa>https://github.com/laverdet/node-autoload what the actual shit
12:16:11  <AvianFlu>dublin -> london, I'd have to pay tax
12:16:13  <mmalecki>I see
12:16:13  <AvianFlu>but non-EU, I don't
12:16:16  <AvianFlu>hence the bag
12:16:30  <AvianFlu>or at least I think that's WTF
12:17:13  <mmalecki>deoxxa: proves that that guy is out of his mind
12:17:49  <deoxxa>> Generally module exports are used to define pseudo-classes or pseudo-namespaces which make sense as as globals. The problem is that even if your module defines its exports as global there's no way to be sure the module you depend on has been required or not.
12:17:52  <deoxxa>what the fuck
12:17:53  <deoxxa>seriously
12:18:05  <deoxxa>> even if your module defines its exports as global
12:18:06  <coderarity>that is seriously insane
12:18:07  <deoxxa>DON'T DO THAT
12:18:16  <coderarity>i feel kinda sorry
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12:22:21  <deoxxa>ha, cool, photoshop has a "merge to HDR" thing built in
12:22:37  <deoxxa>note to self: HDR doesn't work on candles
12:23:18  <deoxxa>still cool
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12:47:15  <SoulRaven>i have some question regarding this module, https://npmjs.org/package/mysql
12:47:19  <SoulRaven>any work with this module?
12:47:27  <SoulRaven>i don't know how to access client.statistics([cb]) and client.ping([cb])
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12:54:20  <Cygnus_X>question. something funky is going on with my nodejs app. it appears to crash and reboot alot. I'm looking at the logs, but I'm not seeing anything that lets me make heads or tails of it. anyone care to take a look?
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13:05:44  <knolan>hi there
13:05:59  <knolan>anyone else having trouble installing flatiron through npm?
13:06:30  <coderarity>no
13:06:36  <coderarity>what are you seeing?
13:08:20  <knolan>errors installing winston it seems
13:08:47  <knolan>im not used to the error output from npm yet :$
13:09:02  <knolan>but it looked like winston, so i tried installing winston directly
13:09:06  <knolan>errors out
13:09:26  <coderarity>can you paste the winston errors to gist.github.com?
13:09:35  <coderarity>also it's probably just `npm cache clean` and try again
13:10:06  <knolan>ill clean it and try again :)
13:10:07  <knolan>tx
13:11:05  <knolan>that did it
13:11:06  <knolan>:)
13:11:57  <knolan>tx coderarity
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13:30:23  <mmalecki>Cygnus_X: hey
13:30:37  <mmalecki>Cygnus_X: what's your username and apname?
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13:56:55  <Cygnus_X>mmalecki: CygnusX app.js dppchat
13:57:06  <Cygnus_X>sorry, stepped out for a bit
14:03:18  <mmalecki>Cygnus_X: sure, looking
14:04:24  <Cygnus_X>thanks
14:04:31  <Cygnus_X>i may have to leave soon.... i have a family thing with the wife
14:06:22  <mmalecki>Cygnus_X: when does it crash?
14:06:44  <Cygnus_X>it seems random
14:06:50  <Cygnus_X>here is what i'm seeing....
14:06:51  <mmalecki>I see https://gist.github.com/09524117ac4fdf0dec73
14:06:56  <mmalecki>this is really weird
14:07:02  <mmalecki>looks like a socket.io bug
14:07:14  <Cygnus_X>1 - every 5-6 days or so, it will go down completely
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14:07:44  <Cygnus_X>however, a few times a day, it seems to reboot
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14:07:57  <mmalecki>well, it should be restarted by haibu
14:08:13  <Cygnus_X>and it does
14:08:19  <Cygnus_X>but, restarting does bad things to me
14:08:25  <mmalecki>oh okay
14:08:36  <mmalecki>yeah, so this is caused by the thing I showed you
14:08:43  <Cygnus_X>so, a socket.io bug
14:08:48  <mmalecki>yeah
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14:09:03  <mmalecki>hm, you're using master
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14:40:41  <lpin>Cygnus_X it's a known socket.io issue: https://github.com/LearnBoost/socket.io/issues/1019
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14:44:05  <lpin>i also have those errors in my logs
14:44:33  <lpin>but the thing is kinda random and hard to reproduce
15:02:54  <SoulRaven>anyone manage to modify the timestamp param from winston?
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15:15:03  <Renato>Hey guys! Is it possible to deploy same app (same package.json) to two different apps on nodejitsu? My need is: I need a test environment and a production environment - production will have stable versions and test environment will always have the last working commit
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15:24:30  <Nodejitsu-Github>[haibu/master] Fix uncaught exception - OK
15:24:30  <Nodejitsu-Github>[haibu/master] Merge pull request #126 from gildean/master - Maciej Małecki
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16:29:37  <ngreenwood6>ok so I setup my regular account last night...my question is now how do i tell my app to run on all 5 drones?
16:33:00  <mmalecki>ngreenwood6: see pm :)
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16:34:41  <ngreenwood6>thanks...it wont let me reply to you
16:35:19  <mmalecki>why not?
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18:20:47  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/ignore-files] [api] Support `.jitsuignore` file - Maciej Małecki
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19:30:18  <Sly>Everyone doing okay in here?
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20:44:16  <anhpham>Does anyone know how to specify version of [email protected] when installing [email protected] ?
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21:33:33  <yawnt>anhpham: hey :)
21:33:47  <yawnt>anhpham: you can edit the socket.io's package.json with your version
21:33:53  <yawnt>then add socket.io to bundledDependencies
21:33:56  <yawnt>should work :)
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21:40:17  <psika>hello. I am lvl 0 in nodejitsu and am having trouble deploying my test app. It seems to fail after trying to find my app in the npm registry... help?
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21:41:03  <yawnt>psika: hey :)
21:41:13  <yawnt>so which steps did you do exactly?
21:42:15  <jesusabdullah>psika: how is it failing? Can you show us with a gist?
21:43:03  <Sly>yawnt, on the box I'm looking at.. I see 0.6.21.
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21:47:38  <psika>hi. i get to the Starting app step, and it fails with a: ERR! 404 'C%3A%5Cdev%5Ctroy%40*' is not in the npm registry. (I am on w7 and my app is in C:/dev/troy)
21:48:17  <Sly>Can you gist your package.json? http://gist.github.com
21:50:10  <psika>sure: https://gist.github.com/3924938
21:50:39  <Sly>k. I don't see anything weird in there.
21:50:45  <Sly>What was the command that you ran when deploying?
21:50:52  <Sly>Just `jitsu deploy`?
21:50:57  <psika>yup
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21:52:25  <Sly>It seems like it may be a problem in your code.
21:52:57  <Sly>Can you try to do another deploy while I watch the logs?
21:53:23  <psika>ok. now?
21:53:28  <Sly>Yup.
21:53:34  <anhpham>yawnt: it is working for me now. Thanks
21:54:00  <psika>done
21:54:11  <Sly>Alright. Checking the logs on your drone.
21:54:13  <Sly>Give me a minute.
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21:58:49  <Sly>Hm..
22:00:12  <Sly>psika, can you do a `jitsu config list` for me and gist it? (Be sure to remove your password if it's not already masked.)
22:00:39  <psika>ok
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22:01:23  <psika>here it is: https://gist.github.com/3924974
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22:04:13  <psika>here's the log of my deploy attempt: https://gist.github.com/3924985
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22:04:41  <oferei>hi
22:05:32  <oferei>need some help ;)
22:08:22  <oferei>anyone? :/
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22:09:31  <bcdef>i'm getting an error on deploy: Assertion failed: knp->data_type == KSTAT_DATA_INT32, file ../deps/uv/src/unix/sunos.c, line 349
22:10:21  <bcdef>haibu is where it appears to be failing
22:10:23  <bcdef>Error: Error spawning drone\n at onExit (/root/haibu-orchestra/node_modules/haibu/lib/haibu/core/spawner.js:374:17)\n at listener (/root/haibu-orchestra/node_modules/haibu/node_modules/forever-monitor/node_modules/broadway/node_modules/eventemitter2/lib/eventemitter2.js:232:10)\n at EventEmitter.emit (/root/haibu-orchestra/node_modules/haibu/node_modules/forever-monitor/node_modules/broadway/node_modules/eventemitter2/lib/
22:10:43  <bcdef>anyone have advice?
22:11:02  <Sly>oferei, we're here. Ask your question. It may take a few minutes, though.
22:11:17  <Sly>psika, I'm still working on your issues.
22:12:07  <Sly>bcdef, what's your username and application name that failed?
22:13:16  <yawnt>oferei: hey
22:13:19  <yawnt>what's up? :)
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22:13:45  <ArxPoetica>whah happen!
22:13:49  <yawnt>oferei: how can i help?
22:13:58  <bcdef>bcdef is my nodejitsu username
22:13:59  <ArxPoetica>it tried to push 50 M of my build --
22:14:21  <ArxPoetica>Is this because my .npmignore file isn't ignoring my psd source folder?
22:14:22  <psika>thanks Sly
22:14:54  <ArxPoetica>and do I *have* to have an .npmignore file if I already have a .gitignore file?
22:14:57  <yawnt>ArxPoetica: if there is an npmignore
22:15:04  <yawnt>jitsu will ignore .gitignore
22:15:11  <yawnt>otherwise it'll fallback to .gitignore
22:15:28  <yawnt>but if you have both, then you have to add the psd-s to .npmignore
22:15:58  <bcdef>app name is 'derbydots'
22:16:28  <ArxPoetica>I saw mmalecki working on this earlier
22:16:45  <ArxPoetica>issue #83
22:17:36  <yawnt>yes, but jitsu's new version hasn't landed yet :)
22:18:10  <ArxPoetica>right
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22:18:22  <ArxPoetica>"new version"
22:18:37  <ArxPoetica>do you have an idea when that might be? curious mostly...
22:18:55  <jesusabdullah>oh dang lots of people
22:18:57  <yawnt>hard to tell, it depends on many things
22:18:58  <jesusabdullah>who needs help here?
22:19:08  <bcdef>i do
22:19:23  <ArxPoetica>one more q about .npmignore
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22:19:51  <yawnt>yes?
22:19:53  <jesusabdullah>so, bcdef, tell me more about your situation
22:19:59  <jesusabdullah>bcdef: can you show me your package.json ?
22:20:40  <bcdef>@jesusabdullah { "name": "derbydots", "description": "", "version": "0.0.0-7", "main": "./server.js", "scripts": { "start": "node server.js", "test": "mocha --compilers coffee:coffee-script --recursive --reporter spec test" }, "dependencies": { "derby": "*", "express": "3.0.0beta4", "gzippo": ">=0.1.7" }, "private": true, "devDependencies": { "coffee-script": ">=1.3.3" }, "engines": {
22:20:51  <bcdef>let me gist that
22:20:59  <oferei>hi
22:21:06  <oferei>got a crash problem
22:21:07  <bcdef>https://gist.github.com/3925023
22:21:13  <jesusabdullah>bcdef: http://---yeah, gists
22:21:16  <jesusabdullah>okay, derby
22:21:19  <jesusabdullah>that's the problem
22:21:22  <yawnt>oferei: can i see your package.json and jitsu's output please? :)
22:21:25  <bcdef>is that a solvable problem?
22:21:35  <jesusabdullah>bcdef: derby uses the cluster module, which doesn't work with nodejitsu because we're already clustering your app
22:21:39  <yawnt>oferei: please paste it here.. https://gist.github.com
22:21:44  <bcdef>k
22:21:56  <bcdef>can i turn that off?
22:22:12  <oferei>package: https://gist.github.com/d6cfe41f447f13de70fe
22:22:15  <jesusabdullah>unsure, you'll have to consult derby's docs and support resources
22:22:31  <jesusabdullah>I don't think it's easy unfortunately, but it's certainly possible
22:22:33  <oferei>what output do you need? the log?
22:22:42  <jesusabdullah>pretty much anything is possible when your code is oss
22:22:59  <bcdef>ok. if i ran this on socket.io instead would i need to do anything special other than xhr-polling configuration?
22:23:01  <jesusabdullah>oferei: jitsu's output from when you try to do what's breaking (deploy I'm assuming) is useful
22:23:07  <bcdef>to get it on nodejitsu?
22:23:14  <jesusabdullah>bcdef: we support websockets, socket.io works ootb
22:23:16  <ArxPoetica>p.s. I love me some jitsu
22:23:19  <bcdef>oh great
22:23:26  <bcdef>thanks
22:23:27  <oferei>here's the log: https://gist.github.com/2d6493396629cbd6a2bc
22:23:29  <ArxPoetica>I just threw up a really quick site using it — so fast to get going.
22:23:31  <yawnt>oferei: yes, what jitsu shows when you try to deploy
22:23:35  <yawnt>oferei: thank you :)
22:23:37  <oferei>deploy works fine
22:23:43  <Sly>psika, still looking into your issue. You haven't been forgotten.
22:23:50  <oferei>but it crashes at some point. don't know after how long
22:24:16  <psika>:)
22:24:30  <jesusabdullah>okay whose app is the troy app?
22:24:34  <jesusabdullah>I need to see your package.json
22:25:03  <yawnt>oferei: username?
22:25:34  <Sly>psika, are you sure the package.json you posted earlier is correct?
22:25:35  <oferei>music-player
22:26:49  <ArxPoetica>Hey all — are the redis db servers still down? I haven't been able to create a db since yesterday.
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22:27:03  <ArxPoetica>It just hangs.
22:27:14  <jesusabdullah>I think so ArxPoetica but I'm gonna follow up on it
22:27:22  <psika>it is the one that is in my application folder. Except now the version is 0.0.0-5
22:27:24  <ArxPoetica>coo
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22:27:33  <ArxPoetica>not urgent, for now
22:27:52  <Sly>psika, well.. We've got a dependency on our side that says "C:\dev\troy": "*"
22:27:52  <ArxPoetica>I imagine you guys have been busy.
22:27:56  <Sly>Which wasn't in the package.json you posted earlier.
22:28:00  <jesusabdullah>psika: can you try deploying again? Found a weird field in your user doc that wasn't in your package.json and deleted it
22:28:11  <jesusabdullah>Sly: I pulled down his package bundle, wasn't in there either
22:28:18  <Sly>Weird.
22:28:19  <psika>ok
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22:28:32  <jesusabdullah>and by "user doc" I mean "app doc"
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22:28:59  <psika>hey it worked!
22:29:36  <psika>thanks! but what happened?
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22:32:22  <jesusabdullah>psika: did you ever at some point have "C:\dev\troy": "*" in your dependencies?
22:32:39  <jesusabdullah>on accident?
22:33:51  <yawnt>oferei: ok, it looks like you're adding too many even listeners
22:34:11  <yawnt>maybe you have some bad code that doesn't work the way it should
22:34:21  <yawnt>*event listeners
22:36:25  <psika>where do you declare dependencies? in package.json? I never edited it after it was generated..
22:36:31  <yawnt>psika: yes
22:36:37  <yawnt>dependencies in package.json
22:36:44  <yawnt>for a more complete cheatsheet
22:36:50  <yawnt>check out http://package.json.jit.su
22:36:51  <yawnt>:)
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22:41:51  <psika>thanks :) though i'm not sure how my app file path became listed as a dependency on your end
22:43:48  <Sly>Not quite sure either, if you never had it in your dependencies.
22:44:03  <Sly>Let us know if it persists, though. That would let us know it's definitely something on our end.
22:44:08  <Sly>Or in jitsu one.
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22:47:02  <psika>ok will do
22:52:12  <oferei>sorry, drifted off. please explain the too-many-event-listeners
22:52:29  <yawnt>oferei: for example
22:52:31  <yawnt>when you have
22:52:53  <yawnt>socket.on('msg', function() { .. })
22:52:56  <yawnt>you're adding an event
22:53:01  <oferei>yes, ofc
22:53:06  <yawnt>it looks like your app is registering too many events
22:54:07  <oferei>is it possible that a crash loop causes this? because the log shows the app is restarting every 2-3 minutes.
22:54:11  <oferei>what causes what?
22:54:28  <yawnt>it's that that causes the app to crash
22:54:32  <oferei>too-many-events => crash loop or vice versa?
22:54:46  <yawnt>too many events cause the app to crash
22:55:07  <yawnt>you should check locally to see why so many events listeners are hooked, maybe some code is in the wrong place
22:55:30  <yawnt>like one guy was registering hooks every time he received an http connection, because he misplaced the code
22:55:38  <Sly>Well, it never really crashed.
22:55:38  <oferei>how can I check how many event listeners are?
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22:56:17  <yawnt>Sly: stop responding
22:56:24  <yawnt>not crashing, sry :P
22:57:41  <oferei>how come it doesn't happen locally?
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22:58:40  <yawnt>that depends on your code.. wether you run specific code in production, wether you only test with few requests
22:58:56  <yawnt>*whether
22:59:24  <oferei>the production server was actually unused the whole time
22:59:38  <oferei>and the only difference is that the online server connected to mongohq
23:00:21  <oferei>and strangely the server does not connect the database (mongo) after crash
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23:02:30  <oferei>correction: despite the strange log, the db is in fact connected
23:02:56  <oferei>the server is functional
23:03:32  <oferei>it just shows these two messages in the log over and over again every 2-3 minutes
23:03:34  <oferei>I'm baffled
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23:05:29  <oferei>wait, I think I got it
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23:07:31  <oferei>it is possible that I get the "ready" event more than once from the Redis client? anybody noticed such behavior? (I'm requiring "redis" and "connect-redis")
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23:08:50  <jesusabdullah>I don't think that *should* happen oferei but I can't say for sure that it can't happen
23:09:02  <jesusabdullah>oferei: maybe do a .once() instead of a .on() ?
23:09:13  <oferei>hmm... good idea
23:09:36  <oferei>I'll have to change that code before I can keep debugging this.
23:09:57  <oferei>so long and thanks for the fish
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23:17:53  <oferei>I suspect my logs messages are out of order. literally. two messages logged at the beginning switched places. any idea how?
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23:20:24  <jesusabdullah>oferei: yeah, it's a weird bug in jitsu, I think we'll have a fix for it next version
23:20:41  <oferei>ah, so I'm not losing my mind! ;)
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23:27:05  <oferei_>confirmed: redis client 'ready' event is set more than once
23:28:08  <oferei_>that explains my bug.
23:28:14  <oferei_>10x guys
23:33:16  <jesusabdullah>daaang
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23:46:53  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu] jesusabdullah pushed 1 new commit to master: http://git.io/9uGn6g
23:46:53  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/master] [minor fix] Logs should sort in chrono order, not reverse chrono - Joshua Holbrook
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23:47:33  <deoxxa>morning
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23:48:16  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] nodejitsu/jitsu#215 (master - c941daa : Joshua Holbrook): The build passed.
23:48:16  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/nodejitsu/jitsu/compare/1955e88573a8...c941daa9b8c2
23:48:16  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Build details : http://travis-ci.org/nodejitsu/jitsu/builds/2870700
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23:49:09  <jesusabdullah>damned right
23:50:11  <Sly>jesusabdullah, ++
23:50:11  <kohai>jesusabdullah has 123 experience points
23:50:24  <Sly>Since I can't give you a cookie.
23:51:14  <deoxxa>i took photos this morning
23:51:17  * deoxxauploads
23:51:23  * deoxxawaits an eternity
23:52:27  <deoxxa>http://i.imgur.com/F0OGo.jpg
23:53:39  <Sly>Got mad at your TV?
23:53:43  <Sly>:x
23:53:58  <deoxxa>someone else got mad at their tv, i just documented it :3
23:54:04  <Sly>rofl
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23:54:53  <deoxxa>http://i.imgur.com/DKCjC.jpg
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23:55:33  <Fauntleroy>quick question...
23:55:38  <Fauntleroy>are plans per account or per app
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23:56:35  <jesusabdullah>Fauntleroy: per account
23:56:40  * YoYjoined
23:56:43  <jesusabdullah>Fauntleroy: you can spread a given plan across n apps
23:56:48  <Fauntleroy>interesting
23:56:56  <Fauntleroy>the admin app showed two different plans at one point
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23:57:24  <deoxxa>http://i.imgur.com/1Mepg.jpg << the bar
23:57:45  <deoxxa>i took so many HDR shots, now i need to render them in photoshop. i always forget that part.