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00:40:00  <Nodejitsu-Github>jitsu/master d35f60e Christian Howe: [minor] remove SUBDOMAIN protection
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00:40:05  <mdedetrich>is there any eta on dedicated business plans?
00:40:20  <mmalecki>very soon :)
00:40:46  <mdedetrich>i have heard that one before
00:41:02  <mdedetrich>but nonetheless
00:41:03  <mdedetrich>cant wait
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00:53:14  <coderarity>WHERE IS TRAVIS
00:53:44  <mmalecki>lagging behind
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00:54:00  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] nodejitsu/jitsu#264 (master - d35f60e : Christian Howe): The build passed.
00:54:00  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/nodejitsu/jitsu/compare/409f7ccbe352...d35f60e5d69a
00:54:00  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Build details : http://travis-ci.org/nodejitsu/jitsu/builds/3620793
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00:54:08  <coderarity>ah, there we go
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01:36:10  <InspiredJW>I have some questions on Github and Nodejitsu Integration
01:36:34  <coderarity>InspiredJW: what is that?
01:36:40  <InspiredJW>jitsu env set <key> <value>
01:36:44  <InspiredJW>what should I put for that?
01:36:54  <InspiredJW>I guess I should make "deploy key" in Github
01:37:07  <coderarity>nah, you don't need to use env set
01:37:18  <InspiredJW>My repo is private though
01:37:39  <InspiredJW>still doesn't matter?
01:37:49  <coderarity>you should use a different request
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01:38:29  <coderarity>it's in the handbook, see handbook.jit.su
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01:38:50  <coderarity>look under "Deploying Private Repos & Commit Status API"
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01:40:46  <mjsrs>hi everyone, I would like to create a TCP proxy server. can I host it in nodejitsu?
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01:48:13  <AvianFlu>mjsrs: we currently host only HTTP applications
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01:50:19  <InspiredJW>http://handbook.jit.su/features/webhooks#continuous-deployment-deploying-private-repos-&-commit-status-api
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01:55:02  <coderarity>InspiredJW: yep
01:55:05  <mjsrs>AvianFlu: thanks for the reply. do you know where can I host it?
01:56:44  <InspiredJW>So confused
01:57:01  <InspiredJW>Do I need to pay for Travis-CI (private repo)?
01:57:09  <InspiredJW>and integrate with Webhook?
01:57:14  <coderarity>InspiredJW: don't forget to change nodejitsuUser and nodejitsuPassword to your actual nodejitsu username and password, and change githubUser and githubPassword to your github username and password
01:57:18  <coderarity>no
01:57:19  <coderarity>just do that curl request
01:57:23  <coderarity>and then it'll work
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01:58:00  <mmalecki>you have to pay for a private repo testing on travis
01:58:01  <InspiredJW>nodejitsuUser?
01:58:08  <InspiredJW>is it ENV variable?
01:58:19  <coderarity>InspiredJW: no, look at the curl request on that part of the handbook
01:58:27  <InspiredJW>okay
01:58:40  <InspiredJW>should I just use "request" module to do it in my source?
01:58:55  <coderarity>no, you only have to do that curl request once
01:59:02  <coderarity>after that, it'll keep the token in your account
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01:59:14  <InspiredJW>ah
01:59:21  <InspiredJW>send that curl request once on my local
01:59:24  <InspiredJW>okay
01:59:25  <coderarity>yes
01:59:29  <InspiredJW>what about travis?
01:59:37  <coderarity>except change those nodejitsuUser and nodejitsuPassword things to the real ones
01:59:41  <blakmatrix>InspiredJW: do you have a private repo
01:59:47  <InspiredJW>yes
01:59:55  <blakmatrix>then you will need travis pro
02:00:00  <InspiredJW>okay
02:00:06  <coderarity>InspiredJW: if you have a private repo and you want travis on it, you have to pay for travis. if you are okay without travis, then you don't
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02:02:22  <InspiredJW>okay
02:06:31  <InspiredJW>I guess successfully integrated now
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02:06:32  <InspiredJW>thanks
02:06:36  <InspiredJW>when i push to master
02:06:42  <InspiredJW>it will deploy automatically to nodejitsu
02:06:44  <InspiredJW>right?
02:06:52  <InspiredJW>I put "master" on branch
02:06:59  <InspiredJW>in github webhook setting
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02:11:20  <coderarity>yeah
02:11:40  <coderarity>so you should probably have like a develop branch and only push to that other one when you want to deploy
02:12:37  <mjsrs>AvianFlu: Are you planning to support TCP?
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02:17:11  <AvianFlu>mjsrs: eventually
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03:44:29  <Arro>hello, I'm getting "An error has occurred: {"bytesParsed":44,"code":"HPE_INVALID_HEADER_TOKEN"}" on my app. don't know why
03:44:44  <Arro>the namespace is instagram-upout
03:44:48  <coderarity>are you returning any non-HTTP stuff?
03:45:18  <Arro>no
03:45:26  <Arro>not to my knowledge
03:45:35  <deoxxa>maybe gzipped data?
03:45:35  <Arro>it's just a simple express app
03:46:05  <deoxxa>(gzipped headers? is that even a thing?)
03:46:28  <deoxxa>or maybe ssl?
03:47:09  <Arro>lemme gist this for you
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03:47:30  <coderarity>probably a good idea
03:47:33  <Arro>this is what it's calling on page request:
03:47:34  <Arro>https://gist.github.com/0471f420c42b4b4e101b
03:47:35  <coderarity>that was in the web browser, right?
03:47:50  <coderarity>meh
03:48:24  <deoxxa>i don't understand the point of the array thing there
03:48:25  <coderarity>woah
03:48:28  <coderarity>gists look different
03:48:31  <deoxxa>haha
03:48:32  <deoxxa>yeah
03:48:51  <Arro>i just had a list of headers to pass in. shrug
03:49:00  <deoxxa>um
03:49:04  <deoxxa>you want [0] and [1]
03:49:06  <deoxxa>not [1] and [2]
03:49:30  <coderarity>yeah
03:49:32  <deoxxa>or, you know, just an object like is usually used
03:49:56  <Arro>ok. trying that....
03:49:57  <deoxxa>{"Content-Type": "text/html", ...}
03:49:59  <coderarity>or just like denest them
03:50:08  <coderarity>yeah, deoxxa has the best solution
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03:50:39  <Arro>wrote that awhile ago, lol.
03:51:01  <Arro>seemed logical at the time
03:51:16  <Arro>ok, problem solved.
03:51:21  <Arro>thanks (doh!)
03:51:28  <deoxxa>huzzah
03:51:40  <coderarity>hooray
03:52:22  <deoxxa>res.set({"Content-Type": "text/html", ...}) would be more in line with how express is meant to be used
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03:56:46  <Arro>cool
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03:56:56  <Arro>i guess i didn't see that in the documentation
03:57:28  <Arro>but now i do
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04:32:13  <Arro>random question, really unimportant, but is there a way to make jitsu increment your version numbers from 0.0.1 --> 0.0.2 instead of 0.0.1 --> 0.0.1-1?
04:32:43  <mmalecki>jitsu deploy -r iirc
04:32:45  <coderarity>yeah, i think there is
04:32:53  <mmalecki>not sure about exact value
04:33:07  <coderarity>it's in `jitsu help`
04:34:03  <Arro>kk
04:34:38  <coderarity>you want `jitsu deploy -r patch` i think
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04:46:46  <mdedetrich>@coderarity: is hiredis still causing issues on nodejitsu with smartos?
04:46:52  <mdedetrich>or has this been fixed
04:50:02  <coderarity>yeah, it's still causing issues AFAIK
04:50:10  <coderarity>idk if it will be fixed any time soon
04:50:19  <coderarity>javascript parser is faster anyways
04:50:36  <mdedetrich>it is?
04:50:41  <coderarity>yes
04:50:49  <mdedetrich>thats odd
04:50:54  <coderarity>redis has a really simple protocol and binding stuff from C to JS is expensive
04:51:11  <mdedetrich>oh, so its function call overhead
04:57:24  <Sly>http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2012-07/video-worlds-thinnest-transparent-display-soap-bubble
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05:07:22  <mdedetrich>Sly: that is SO cool
05:08:35  <Sly>ikr?
05:09:26  <mdedetrich>yeah, i love bubbles
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05:55:22  <mdedetrich>coderarity: there is an issue with the interface for the site
05:57:19  <mdedetrich>I cant select the keys in environment variables if they keys are too long
05:57:41  <mdedetrich>*I cant select the keys in environment variables if they key values are too long
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07:32:08  <AndrewHenderson>having trouble installing jitsu
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07:32:42  <AndrewHenderson>getting the following error on Mac OS 10.7.4 - npm ERR! error rolling back Error: ENOTEMPTY, rmdir '/usr/local/lib/node_modules/jitsu/node_modules/npm/node_modules/fstream/examples/path/to'
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07:41:16  <alucardX>hi
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07:42:58  <AndrewHenderson>Trying to install Jitsu. getting the following error on Mac OS 10.7.4 - npm ERR! error rolling back Error: ENOTEMPTY, rmdir '/usr/local/lib/node_modules/jitsu/node_modules/npm/node_modules/fstream/examples/path/to'
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07:44:26  <emanova>anyone here to ask some questions?
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07:55:03  <AndrewHenderson>@AvianFlu anyone from Nodejitsu around?
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07:59:24  <emanova>is there anyone that can help
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08:39:05  <booyaa>wow people just don't want to hang around on the irc eh?
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08:57:46  <nathan7>'morning
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09:06:02  <nathan7>I found a tar with all my old code - seems my first node.js code is gone though
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09:13:05  <Atjabec>Hey. This might be a common question, however I failed to found any answer to it. Question is, how many drones I need for my app? I know all apps aren't the same, but can you give me any estimate? For example if one page view loads Express, few Mongo queries and sends output, how many views per second one drone can handle?
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09:14:41  <nathan7>Yeah, that's *really* hard to answer anywhere near correctly
09:15:30  <gildean>Atjabec: well, you have 256MB of memory for each drone
09:15:36  <gildean>that's mainly the bottleneck
09:16:23  <gildean>so your server idling prolly takes around 10MB of memory, and each req while active will take just a little bit, so i'm guessing a few thousand reqs per second
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09:18:19  <Atjabec>Ok, thanks. Main concern was that was it around 10 or around 1000. Seems like I don't have to be worried about the limits in near future.
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09:19:45  <gildean>Atjabec: yeah, but that's just a guess, the more comlpex the app, the more memory goes into handling each req
09:20:16  <gildean>but you can easily test that out locally if you're worried
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09:24:31  <nathan7>Run a load tester, sling a few thousand reqs at it
09:25:05  <nathan7>The other day I wasn't sure if my handling of streams caused a memory leak or not, so I slung a few thousand requests/sec at it to see if memory usage blew up. Nope.
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09:51:47  <Atjabec>Ok thanks for all the help. Looks like my main concern currently is MongoDB connection (using MongoHQ). At least from local system it takes ~80ms per query, so fully loading page takes easily 500ms. Any tips to improve this?
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09:52:45  <Atjabec>...I'm PHP developer, slowly moving to NodeJS, and all this async stuff is giving me a headache.
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09:56:33  <nathan7>Atjabec: Use a flow control lib like async
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09:56:40  <nathan7>Atjabec: http://npmjs.org/async
09:57:21  <nathan7>Atjabec: Perhaps there's stuff you can parallelise?
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10:37:39  <jesusabdullah>AtIt takes practice
10:37:49  <jesusabdullah>oh dang
10:38:01  <jesusabdullah>I should take my moin down, it has so much spam
10:38:10  <yawnt>OH REALLY
10:38:14  <jesusabdullah>yeah
10:38:21  <jesusabdullah>it's like a friggin' spam magnet
10:38:35  <jesusabdullah>the majority of content is probably garbage
10:38:45  <jesusabdullah>I've just been too lazy to restrict the acl any further
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11:24:42  <nathan7>Hey jetienne
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11:57:31  <pksunkara>hey jesusabdullah
11:57:35  <pksunkara>how's the internet?
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12:49:07  <mAritz>yawnt: italy was featured on last nights daily show :P
12:49:15  <mAritz>berlusconi is back?! :D
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12:49:24  <mAritz>the bongo knight rises
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12:53:26  <yawnt>mAritz: yeah i know
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12:53:35  <yawnt>apparently he's immortal or something
12:54:25  <mAritz>i like fox news quote: "he's the gift that keeps on giving" :D
12:54:30  <yawnt>lol
12:54:44  <yawnt>he said that he didn't want to
12:54:54  <yawnt>but after seeing what state italy has entered
12:55:02  <yawnt>he is compelled to do something about it
12:55:06  <mAritz>he just has to make it worse again? :D
12:55:14  <mAritz>or is it actually getting worse since he left?
12:55:23  <mAritz>"left"
12:55:25  <yawnt>it did get worse
12:55:37  <yawnt>but i don't think he would've done any better
12:55:49  <mAritz>yeah, how is that even possible?
12:55:55  <yawnt>lol
12:55:58  <mAritz>you're not greek are you?
12:56:03  <yawnt>nop
12:56:05  <yawnt>100% italian
12:56:25  <mAritz>so, why are you guys fucking up so bad, that after berlusconi left it gets worse? :D
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12:56:41  <yawnt>new government taxed the wrong people
12:56:47  <yawnt>kept the rich's privileges
12:56:48  <yawnt>same story
12:56:54  <mAritz>oh man, the greeks hate us so much btw... unbelievable
12:57:01  <yawnt>yeah i bet
12:57:12  <mAritz>a lot of people aren't vacationing there anymore because they're afraid xD
12:57:20  <yawnt>i heard Merkel won the party election with a 97,94%
12:57:32  <mAritz>might be
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12:57:46  <yawnt>the one here won with a 44
12:57:47  <yawnt>lol
12:57:52  <coderarity>greeks are just jealous of italian power metal
12:57:59  <yawnt>o/
12:58:01  <mAritz>i'm not a fan of the CDU at all, but she's doing a really good job at it, mo
12:58:04  <mAritz>*imo
12:58:16  <yawnt>i wish we had someone like her here
12:58:18  <yawnt>tbh
12:58:42  <mAritz>well, yours would be more sexy so that would probably be way OP
12:58:48  <yawnt>lol
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12:59:00  <yawnt>in italy we say german girls are hotter
12:59:03  <yawnt>south germany actually
12:59:45  <mAritz>she's born in hamburg ;D
13:00:02  <yawnt>haha
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13:14:58  <pksunkara>ircretary: ?
13:14:59  <ircretary>pksunkara: I'm not sure what to do with that command. Ask for help in PM.
13:18:49  <mAritz>ircretary: help in PM?
13:18:50  <ircretary>mAritz: I'm not sure what to do with that command. Ask for help in PM.
13:18:56  <mAritz>uh...
13:18:58  <pksunkara>ircretary: tell coderarity that I need to talk to him
13:18:58  <ircretary>pksunkara: I'll be sure to tell coderarity
13:19:18  <yawnt>ircretary: tell mAritz he doesn't know how to use ircretary
13:19:19  <ircretary>yawnt: I'll be sure to tell maritz
13:19:48  <mAritz>when?
13:20:01  <yawnt>you should've gotten a PM by now
13:20:07  <yawnt>maybe your 'A' breaks it
13:20:09  <yawnt>:\
13:20:20  <mAritz>shouldn't
13:20:36  <yawnt>mAritz: it breaks the bot
13:20:39  <yawnt>not /query
13:20:40  <yawnt>lol
13:20:59  <mAritz>oih
13:21:02  <mAritz>ok
13:21:16  <mAritz>terrible bot
13:21:17  <yawnt>/nick maritz and /cycle
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13:22:13  <yawnt>did it work?
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13:22:21  <mAritz>yes
13:22:23  <yawnt>kewl
13:22:32  <mAritz>and i sent a note to yAwnt
13:22:36  <yawnt>:(
13:22:39  <mAritz>and it replied it'd send it to yawnt
13:22:41  <yawnt>no note received so far
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13:22:50  <yawnt>now i did
13:22:57  <yawnt>so it checks for new user joining
13:22:57  <mAritz>so it only works on join
13:22:59  <mAritz>;D
13:23:09  <yawnt>yeah
13:23:13  <yawnt>sad
13:24:14  <pksunkara>yawnt: lol, I never knew your name
13:24:15  <pksunkara>Gianluca Stivan
13:24:20  <yawnt>OH YEAH
13:24:25  <yawnt>THANKS FOR SHARING IT WITH THE WORLD
13:24:29  <yawnt>NOW I'LL HAVE TO CHANGE HOME
13:24:45  <yawnt>j/k .. it's in my email too pksunkara lol
13:25:14  <pksunkara>what does it mean?
13:25:19  <mmalecki>I never get why people are afraid of revealing their name online
13:25:29  <yawnt>mmalecki: cause of the people i know online
13:25:33  <yawnt>craazy people
13:25:41  <yawnt>pksunkara: what does it mean what?
13:25:43  <mmalecki>meh
13:25:51  <yawnt>mmalecki: not that i really care now
13:25:57  <yawnt>i did 2 years ago like
13:26:00  <pksunkara>what does your name mean?
13:26:03  <yawnt>nothing
13:26:03  <yawnt>:|
13:26:13  <pksunkara>my name mean "The Monkey God"
13:26:15  <pksunkara>:D
13:26:17  <yawnt>lol?
13:26:56  <pksunkara>yes.
13:27:05  <mmalecki>pksunkara: it's uncommon for names to mean anything in most countries
13:27:13  <pksunkara>hmm
13:27:44  <pksunkara>whenever people here hear an unknown name, they ask the meaning
13:27:52  <yawnt>pksunkara: so
13:27:53  <pksunkara>maybe I am used to it
13:27:55  <yawnt>mine means
13:28:04  <yawnt>"god's gift from Lucania"
13:28:08  <yawnt>lucania is a region
13:28:20  <yawnt>not that anyone cares because of what maciej said
13:28:30  <yawnt>it's more the origin of the name than the actual meaning
13:29:13  <pksunkara>yeah, origin can be substituted for meaning
13:31:25  <mAritz>my name comes from black
13:31:43  <yawnt>SCHWARZ WALD
13:31:48  <mAritz>no, just black
13:31:55  <yawnt>ok (,_, )
13:32:10  <yawnt>mmalecki: SCHWARZ KOPF?
13:32:13  <yawnt>er
13:32:15  <yawnt>mAritz:
13:32:20  <mAritz>from the old greek word for black "maur�s"
13:32:32  <yawnt>lol
13:32:36  <yawnt>a german with a greek name
13:32:39  <yawnt>the irony
13:33:12  <mAritz>xD
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13:53:21  <nerd_ema>hi all!
13:53:28  <nerd_ema>i have a question
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13:54:10  <nerd_ema>exist a library on php like canvas-node in node.js?
13:54:15  <nerd_ema>hi yawnt!
13:54:23  <nerd_ema>are you italian? XD
13:54:30  <yawnt>somedays
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13:55:17  <yawnt>nerd_ema: i'm not much into php.. perhaps you can try in #php
13:55:31  <yawnt>or google it.. but nothing that i'm aware of, sorry :(
13:56:15  <nerd_ema>i can't enter on #php xD what i can do for go into #php? :)
13:56:46  <yawnt>/join #php
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13:57:24  <nerd_ema>where i put "/join #php" ?
13:57:33  <yawnt>where you write the messages
13:57:55  <nerd_ema>nothing work when put "/join #php" here
13:58:01  <nerd_ema>:S
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13:58:15  <nerd_ema>i'm on webchat.jit.su
13:58:50  <yawnt>http://webchat.freenode.net?randomnick=1&channels=php&uio=d4
13:58:52  <yawnt>nerd_ema: ^ go here
13:58:56  <yawnt>it will work
13:59:07  <yawnt>i need to go now, catch you later
13:59:33  <nerd_ema>[14:59] == #php Cannot join channel (+i) - you must be invited
13:59:40  <mAritz>nerd_ema: if there is no php library for that you could just write a node worker that you then contact via php sockets... if you really need php for some reason
13:59:41  <nerd_ema>i can't see the php channel
13:59:54  <mAritz>it's actually ##php
14:00:30  <nerd_ema>mAritz, i need of php only for have another server where drawing and saving images
14:00:46  <mAritz>why php only?
14:01:30  <nerd_ema>i think that if i use canvas-node on my node server all become so slow
14:01:31  <nerd_ema>:S
14:01:42  <mAritz>you think? :D
14:01:46  <nerd_ema>not? XD
14:01:48  <mAritz>why would you think so?
14:01:50  <nerd_ema>i don't know xD
14:02:09  <mAritz>testing/benchmarking > assuming based on no evidence :P
14:02:48  <nerd_ema>i'm noob, but i have see that in nodejitsu server the images request are slow
14:03:31  <nerd_ema>and if drawing images and share on my server apache all can be plus speed
14:03:57  <nerd_ema>ahah xD sorry for my english
14:04:49  <mAritz>i doubt that a php canvas implementation will be faster than node-canvas
14:05:04  <mAritz>and image requests don't need canvas?!
14:05:11  <nerd_ema>no no i talk of bandwidth
14:05:42  <nerd_ema>i think that my webserver apache is faster than nodejitsu
14:05:55  <mAritz>uhm
14:05:59  <mAritz>again
14:06:02  <mAritz>with the thinking :D
14:06:10  <nerd_ema>wait, look that!
14:06:30  <nerd_ema>http://nerdema.com/test/canvas/
14:06:43  <nerd_ema>that is one my last project on nodejitsu
14:06:53  <nerd_ema>the img request is so slow :S
14:07:17  <nerd_ema>i need a rapid response from my server :S
14:07:35  <mAritz>which request exactly?
14:08:08  <nerd_ema>that request (for example) : http://nerd_ema.jit.su/
14:08:33  <nerd_ema>or that
14:08:33  <nerd_ema>http://nerd_ema.jit.su/?x=200&y=300
14:09:14  <nerd_ema>for that i tink that nodejitsu isn't faster than my webserver apache :S
14:09:16  <mAritz>that first one was super quick the first time, but now it's not loading at all anymore. i think your app crashed :D
14:09:40  <nerd_ema>ahah is probably xD
14:09:50  <mAritz>it's back
14:10:03  <nerd_ema>is slow :S
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16:41:21  <fearphage>is there a way to test using vowsjs with multiple callbacks?
16:43:31  <fearphage>here's a bit more context https://gist.github.com/a13a455a05f98cbf9c73
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17:13:42  <mikemorris>after "Analyzing application dependencies in server.js" i'm seeing "if (!conf.hasOwnProperty("prefix")) { TypeError: Object #<error> has no method 'hasOwnProperty'"
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17:17:25  <mikemorris>full jitsu error: https://gist.github.com/4269698
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17:19:24  <jlank>what does your conf object look like
17:19:43  <fearphage>where's cronopio?
17:22:30  <mikemorris>pretty straightforward, just username, password, userconfig, and directories: {}
17:22:41  <mmalecki>mikemorris: try reinstalling jitsu please
17:22:48  <mmalecki>as in, remove and install
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17:24:12  <mikemorris>thanks
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18:06:37  <drewh>Is there any reason I would be getting this on an app that is not crashing? An error has occurred: {"code":"ECONNREFUSED","errno":"ECONNREFUSED","syscall":"connect"}
18:06:45  <drewh>It's only happening to images and css it looks like
18:06:50  <drewh>random CSS and images
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18:28:37  <nathan7>drewh: Might be a bad drone
18:28:54  <nathan7>drewh: Can you try restarting your app?
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18:29:08  <drewh>I will try taht
18:29:35  <drewh>nathan7: I've narrowed it down. seems to only be doing it with my dns name
18:29:44  <drewh>doesn't do it with my jit.su address
18:29:54  <drewh>checked my dns ssettings. everything looks correct
18:29:56  <nathan7>Oi
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18:33:00  <nathan7>drewh: What's your domain?
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18:34:56  <drewh>flights.atlanticpkg.com
18:35:01  <drewh>nathan7:
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18:36:27  <nathan7>Hmm
18:36:36  <nathan7>Yep, DNS is fine
18:36:47  <drewh>It seems to be ok now, but it's not consitant
18:36:47  <nathan7>(you're missing one load balancer, but that shouldn't matter)
18:36:52  <drewh>consistant*
18:36:54  <drewh>oh
18:36:59  <drewh>i restarted the drone
18:37:04  <drewh>which one?
18:37:09  <drewh>it could be hitting that one
18:37:13  <nathan7>165.225.129.253
18:37:25  <drewh>no its there
18:37:36  <nathan7>Hm. Caching on my end I guess.
18:37:37  <drewh>second one on a dig
18:37:43  <drewh>oh
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18:47:06  <nathan7>drewh: so restarting the drone didn't work?
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19:00:42  <jhsto>Does nodejitsu support flashsockets?
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19:03:04  <drewh>nathan7: seems to be working fine now
19:03:06  <drewh>thanks
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19:09:15  <AvianFlu>jhsto: no, we don't
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19:09:52  <jhsto>AvianFlu, ok, thanks
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20:05:13  <mikemorris>is there a 3 simultaneous connection limit on the free redis.irstack databases?
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20:06:05  <mikemorris>cant find ANY published info that iriscouch even offers redis databases…
20:11:28  <nwbb>on the topic of iriscouch, I'm using a regular couchdb database that, when attempting to connect to it, get 'ECONNRESET' using the connection strin gthat jitsu spits out as well as the one in web-ops.
20:12:47  <nwbb>jitsu is spitting out an obviously bad connection string: http://undefined.iriscouch.com:5984
20:12:56  <mmalecki>mikemorris: maybe because none was published ;)
20:13:14  <mmalecki>JasonSmith: you around per chance?
20:13:20  <mmalecki>nwbb: that's obviously wrong
20:13:22  <mikemorris>well that WOULD explain it, haha
20:13:23  <mmalecki>`3rdEden: around?
20:13:33  <nwbb>the one in webops looks more proper, https://nodejitsu[xxxxxxx].iriscouch.com:6984/
20:13:40  <`3rdEden>mmalecki: yes
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20:13:58  <mmalecki>oh, whoops, thought this affects webops too
20:13:59  <nwbb>and while that works in the browser, it fails in resourceful.
20:14:02  <mmalecki>false alarm, sorry
20:14:14  <mmalecki>nwbb: mind showing me your code?
20:14:15  <`3rdEden>mmalecki: ok
20:14:47  <`3rdEden>mmalecki: there was incorrect parsing of the iriscouch redis, which isn't pushed live yet btw
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20:15:38  <nwbb>mmalecki: sure, one sec to gist it up
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20:21:35  <nwbb>mmalecki: https://gist.github.com/39a133fd89ee6788a3c8
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20:22:49  <mmalecki>nwbb: does it include auth?
20:23:00  <nwbb>it does not.
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20:23:12  <mmalecki>you mean, webops doesn't?
20:23:20  <mmalecki>ah, wait, it shouldn't
20:23:25  <mmalecki>sec, I'll pm you
20:23:28  <nwbb>no mention of auth anywhere in webops nor any documentation
20:23:31  <nwbb>I thought it funny, too
20:23:54  <nwbb>toss the couch url into your browser, and its wide open.
20:24:01  <nwbb>at least for reading.
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20:24:57  <mmalecki>you can set the password later on
20:25:13  <mmalecki>this is as secure as leaving your computer unlocked in an office :)
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20:25:53  <nwbb>agreed - security was to be my next question :)
20:26:00  <nwbb>but I'll settle for a connection, first.
20:26:39  <nwbb>this may be more of an iriscouch thing than anything else, and I can create my own database via any couch host, but I'd like to stick with using webops if possible
20:26:41  <blakmatrix>except you just published your passwordless office vpm to #nodejitsu
20:27:08  <nwbb>nah, it's all going to get blown away.
20:27:21  <nwbb>completely expendable.
20:29:07  <mmalecki>nwbb: can you try use { "host": host, "port": port, secure: true, database: whatever } syntax?
20:29:22  <nwbb>sure.
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20:34:47  <nwbb>so that at least returns a response: { error: 'not_found', reason: 'no_db_file' }
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20:35:18  <nwbb>which leads me to try using 'undefined' as a database name as opposed to the actual db name, for shits and giggles. No dice.
20:37:14  <mmalecki>you have to create a db first
20:38:53  <nwbb>ah, so web-ops didn't do that when it asked for the database name?
20:39:04  <nwbb>I just manually created one via iriscouch, and that worked fine.
20:39:23  <mmalecki>it's actually database name for our internal identification
20:39:43  <nwbb>ah, well, that's a little misleading, no?
20:40:06  <mmalecki>that's a valid concern
20:40:15  <mmalecki>I'll create an issue, thanks
20:40:44  <nwbb>thank you!
20:40:50  <mmalecki>pleasure :)
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21:06:37  <wprl>Hello, I wonder if someone might be able to give me a kick in the right direction regarding correct mongoose/bson version for nodejitsu
21:06:57  <blakmatrix>wprl: the latest should work
21:07:47  <blakmatrix>wprl: otherwise i know mongoose 2.5.13 - 3.2.1 work also
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21:09:36  <wprl>blackmatrix: thanks ... trying that again ... maybe i missed somethign
21:14:56  <wprl>blakmatrix: I do `npm uninstall --save mongoose; npm install --save mongoose` but still get an error with bson: https://gist.github.com/4271695 (same with mongoose 3.2.1)
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21:17:06  <aheckmann>wprl: it should still work, its just that the driver attempts to compile the C++ extension but falls back to the js version if it fails
21:17:48  <aheckmann>wprl: ideally the C++ extension would build on solaris. I'll post those contents to the drivers issue list and ask Christian (driver author) to take a peek
21:18:11  <wprl>aheckmann: ok thanks! i'll check if it's a problem another module
21:18:14  <aheckmann>wprl: bottom line, your code will still run
21:18:34  <wprl>aheckmann: not if deployment fails though :)
21:18:47  <aheckmann>wprl: oh i don't know about that :(
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21:19:37  <blakmatrix>wprl: run the solution for this to get rid of that hiredis issue http://errors.jit.su/Redis
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21:22:31  <mmalecki>use nwwer redis
21:22:38  <mmalecki>*newer
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21:41:26  <wprl>thanks a lot. it was indeed hiredis
21:41:58  <blakmatrix>:) cool glad you got it working
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21:51:57  <sberryman_>did something change with ssl certs?
21:52:20  <sberryman_>mmalecki: you there?
21:52:45  <blakmatrix>sberryman_: whats up
21:52:50  <sberryman_>https://app.teeleader.com/
21:52:56  <sberryman_>just stopped working about 10 minutes ago
21:53:01  <sberryman_>have some unhappy customers :)
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21:53:43  <sberryman_>i tried to stop and start the app and it didnt help
21:55:08  <lpin>is http://wsping.jit.su/ down? websockets in my app are closing few seconds after connect
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21:57:28  <sberryman_>blakmatrix: ssl is broken on my other app as well
21:59:36  <blakmatrix>looking into the issues lpin, sberryman_
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21:59:57  <lpin>blakmatrix thanks
22:00:49  <BrandonGriggs>Hi, our SSL is down...can someone look into that? https://builder.knackhq.com/
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22:01:02  <sberryman_>BrandonGriggs: it looks like it is down for everyone
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22:01:19  <BrandonGriggs>crap
22:01:40  <BrandonGriggs>any ETA on resolution?
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22:02:59  <sberryman_>not sure, blakmatrix is looking into it now
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22:03:12  <wookiehangover>who's the best mysql provider to use with nodejitsu
22:03:56  <wookiehangover>would it just be a joyent instance running mysql? or is there a specific place to go for db colocation?
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22:06:41  <blakmatrix>sberryman_: BrandonGriggs: lpin: devops is looking into the issue
22:07:06  <lpin>ok ty
22:08:04  <sberryman_>are you screaming at them? :)
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22:08:19  <blakmatrix>yeah :)
22:08:24  <blakmatrix>for you guys
22:08:30  <sberryman_>haha
22:08:49  <sberryman_>looks like they keep restarting it
22:09:11  <blakmatrix>wsping shouldn be down though lpin let me restart it
22:09:25  <generalissimo>anybody know why my app would be bucking up and down but the logs don't say the app is restarting?
22:09:26  <porsager>hi. after a deploy the certificate setup for my app has gotten in to a state where it is not valid
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22:09:56  <porsager>the custom domain is https://api.mydoable.com
22:10:04  <generalissimo>actually every app on nodejitsu is off-and-on for me
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22:10:13  <canvas>Hey, is Nodejitsu having some problems today? It seems like I'm having a lot of connection problems popping up.
22:10:30  <generalissimo>canvas: m00t?
22:10:33  <generalissimo>moot moot moot
22:10:52  <blakmatrix>porsager: generalissimo canvas: we are working through a blip right now
22:11:06  <sberryman_>a splat? ;)
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22:11:35  <blakmatrix>lpin: wsping is back up (did you see the 4 others i added ?
22:11:39  <blakmatrix>)
22:11:42  <canvas>Sorry, not moot, dmauro.
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22:12:15  <canvas>Cool, just wanted to make sure it wasn't me. Thanks, blackmatrix.
22:12:16  <drewh>what is going on
22:12:19  <wookiehangover>so mysql, where should I host it?
22:12:21  <lpin>blakmatrix yep
22:12:36  <wookiehangover>should I just spin up a joyent box for my prod db?
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22:13:45  <drewh>so my socket io is not compiling now
22:14:06  <blakmatrix>wookiehangover: Ideally if its near US-EAST-1 it will be very close to our datacenters
22:14:25  <wookiehangover>blakmatrix: thank you that's what I was looking for
22:15:16  <blakmatrix>wookiehangover: I am a fraid I do not know many mysql cloud providers... I thought you could just have a file db? as long as it doesnt take up to much space you could load it up into memory
22:16:49  <blakmatrix>drewh: we are workign on an issue right now, to be sure what do you mean its not compiling, that its not deploying?
22:17:40  <drewh>yea
22:17:43  <drewh>seems to be workingn now
22:17:45  <drewh>:blakmatrix
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22:20:17  <drewh>Ive been having issues all day
22:20:24  <drewh>though
22:20:33  <drewh>I keep getting 500 errors on scripts
22:20:35  <drewh>css
22:20:37  <drewh>images
22:20:57  <drewh>and the app is not crashing
22:22:00  * blakmatrixtopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: spotty disruption in SSL and transports -- we are working hard to resolve
22:22:44  <blakmatrix>drewh: that shouldnt be happening all day long but if you have seen that in the past 10 minutes its ue to the issue we are workign on atm
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22:24:38  <llappy_>OK, aware of issue then
22:24:39  <llappy_>good
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22:25:37  <blakmatrix>llappy_: yes devops are hard at work trying to get everybody back up
22:25:42  <llappy_>alright, cool
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22:26:08  <llappy_>I knew it was a bigger problem than just me when I 404'd on webops.nodejitsu.com
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22:26:20  <jesseTaylor>i go to my domain for my app, and sometimes it works and sometimes it says no application is found, and sometimes it thinks the server side functions aren't defined
22:26:24  <jesseTaylor>you guys having problems?
22:26:31  <llappy_>jesseTaylor: topic, yes
22:26:42  <mmalecki>we're in process of testing a fix folks
22:27:30  <jesseTaylor>ok good, i thought my code magically fucked up
22:27:37  <llappy_>yeah, ditto
22:28:06  <llappy_>I saw spotty 404's on socket.io all over the place and thought one of my recent deploys had somehow screwed it up, even though I hadn't changed the config
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22:30:37  <llappy_>took me a bit to actually look at the content of one of the 404 responses and realize I was getting Nodejitsu's 404, not my own site's
22:30:39  <blakmatrix>Devops is working on a fix, we are hoping to deploy to the cloud soon
22:31:03  <llappy_>cool :D
22:31:12  <dk011>404's via sockjs
22:31:16  <dk011>thanks!
22:32:07  <llappy_><3 WebKit devtools
22:32:25  <dk011>indeed
22:32:48  <ggoodman>might be worth a tweet from @statjitsu
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22:34:13  <llappy_>I've actually had issues with socket.io 404'ing before, but those were misconfigs on my part, on a project hosted on EC2
22:34:15  <mdedetrich>@blakmatrix: an application says that I have started
22:34:22  <mdedetrich>I mean it says I have my application started
22:34:26  <mdedetrich>but the website is down
22:34:33  <mdedetrich>@blakmatrix: app name blublocks
22:34:38  <mdedetrich>@blakmatrix:username is 3dot
22:35:15  <blakmatrix>mdedetrich: it actually might be up, but we are having issues at the moment, devops is workign on a fix atm
22:35:46  <mdedetrich>@blakmatrix: is there an eta/
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22:38:10  <distilledchaos>Okay, I'm not sure what's going on...socket.io is failing spectacularly, and reconnecting every few seconds.
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22:38:15  <distilledchaos>I'm getting a ton of 404 errors.
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22:38:43  <blakmatrix>distilledchaos: we are aware and are working on a fix atm
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22:38:48  <distilledchaos>okay, awesome
22:39:42  <llappy_>distilledchaos: same issue here. Look at the actual text of the 404 response you're getting; you'll find it's Nodejitsu's "application not found" error, not your site's 404
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22:40:03  <distilledchaos>You are correct.
22:40:07  <mdedetrich>@blakmatrix: this is quite serious on my end, the webapp is in production, can you give me an idea as to how long it will take or the progress thats been taken?
22:40:16  <distilledchaos>ditto
22:40:39  <llappy_>ditto here, though it's nothing too huge and the users are quite understanding
22:40:41  <blakmatrix>mdedetrich: I am asking devops atm
22:41:03  <distilledchaos>okay, no worries
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22:44:55  <BrandonGriggs>likewise, I've got paying customers depending on my end and this is disabling it
22:46:01  * blakmatrixtopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: spotty disruption in SSL and transports -- we deploying a hotfix now
22:46:12  <blakmatrix>hotfix is being deployed guys
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22:48:16  <distilledchaos>excellent
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22:51:37  <mdedetrich>cheers
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23:03:14  <Nodejitsu-Github>[node-http-proxy] mmalecki created hotfix (+1 new commit): http://git.io/efbY0g
23:03:14  <Nodejitsu-Github>node-http-proxy/hotfix 2a61ec8 Maciej Małecki: [fix] Handle socket errors
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23:03:34  <mmalecki>^
23:03:49  <wookiehangover>question about the pricing information on the nodejitsu site
23:03:59  <wookiehangover>is the large price quoted per-drone?
23:04:22  <wookiehangover>$0.0042 per drone, or is that flat hourly
23:04:29  <wookiehangover>cause if so, holy shit is that cheap
23:04:43  <AvianFlu>it's like, per hour per drone
23:04:53  <wookiehangover>ahh, makes sense
23:04:54  <llappy_>wookiehangover: yeah, that's per hour per drone
23:05:02  <llappy_>and it works out to about $3/drone/month iirc
23:05:08  <wookiehangover>yep
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23:05:12  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] nodejitsu/node-http-proxy#87 (hotfix - 2a61ec8 : Maciej Małecki): The build passed.
23:05:13  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-http-proxy/commit/2a61ec85bdae
23:05:13  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Build details : http://travis-ci.org/nodejitsu/node-http-proxy/builds/3637089
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23:05:16  <wookiehangover>is there a minimum number of drones to run?
23:05:26  <mdedetrich>wookiehangover: 1
23:05:34  <mdedetrich>wookiehangover: else you don't really have a website
23:05:41  <wookiehangover>so really the large plan is just a la carte
23:05:47  <llappy_>wookiehangover: yep
23:06:28  <wookiehangover>so technically I could have a large plan and pay less than a regular, if I only ran 2 drones or whatever
23:06:42  <llappy_>wookiehangover: I don't believe it's actually less?
23:07:03  <llappy_>except in Februrary, that is
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23:07:28  <dscape>wookiehangover: it defaults to the large plan
23:07:38  <dscape>so youll never pay less than a small plan
23:07:43  <wookiehangover>oic
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23:08:19  <llappy_>frustrating thing about webops: Safari won't save my password
23:09:18  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: websites aren't responding
23:09:21  <wookiehangover>is there a plan that supports adding over 9000+ drones?
23:09:42  <mdedetrich>mmalecki: websites ain't responding
23:09:43  <llappy_>wookiehangover: sure, the large one
23:10:00  <blakmatrix>wookiehangover: yes, that is called enterprise solution :)
23:10:03  <wookiehangover>but its over 9000
23:10:25  <wookiehangover>no one is getting the facetiousness here
23:10:42  * wookiehangoverwalks away slowly, thanking everyone in turn for their help
23:11:00  <dk011>err everything is now failing over to xhr
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23:11:28  <llappy_>mdedetrich: handbook.jitsu.com is presenting the cert for *.nodejitsu.com
23:12:32  <mdedetrich>llappy_:eh?
23:12:49  <llappy_>mdedetrich: just went to handbook.jitsu.com, got a cert error in my browser
23:13:15  <mdedetrich>im not getting a cert error
23:13:19  <dk011>neither
23:13:22  <mdedetrich>for that site, but my website is presenting a cert erro
23:13:23  <dk011>is your time off?
23:13:50  <llappy_>mdedetrich: might have just been for a second; I forced it to always accept
23:13:59  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: my website, www.blublocks.com, is presenting a cert error
23:14:03  <llappy_>ep, it's 404ing now
23:14:04  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: although its still up
23:14:15  <llappy_>seems like everything's all over the place
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23:14:28  <mdedetrich>sounds like my love life
23:14:29  <llappy_>404s, wrong certs, etc...
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23:15:03  <dk011>is it a problem with the node http proxy?
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23:15:16  <llappy_>dk011: yep
23:15:19  <caseywebdev>is it blub locks or blu blocks????? or even blubl ocks?
23:15:23  <dk011>k
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23:18:28  <InspiredJW>any problems with nodejitsu?
23:18:33  <llappy_>InspiredJW: quite
23:18:34  <InspiredJW>SSL are disabled
23:18:37  <llappy_>topic
23:18:43  <anoemi>Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: we've been experiencing some load balancer issues, a fix is underway
23:18:45  <InspiredJW>oh i see
23:18:53  <blakmatrix>InspiredJW: yes we are experiencing some problems atm devops is working to fix the problem
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23:18:57  <anoemi>lol topic fail
23:19:02  <anoemi>pardon me :D
23:19:12  * anoemitopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: we've been experiencing some load balancer issues, a fix is underway
23:19:44  <llappy_>it's a bit ironic
23:19:51  <llappy_>the "keep them up" bit, that is :P
23:20:20  <anoemi>llappy_: oh burn :p
23:20:37  <anoemi>llappy_: our uptime is still way better than anything else you're gone find
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23:20:46  <llappy_>anoemi: yeah, I know
23:20:55  <llappy_>still, when I can make a sick burn on an IRC topic, I do so
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23:21:58  <anoemi>llappy_: i respect that
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23:22:11  <blakmatrix>llappy_: I think we originally had that phrase in reference to having your app run with forever
23:22:26  <llappy_>if I didn't like nodejitsu, I wouldn't be hosting on it :P
23:23:02  <mmalecki>fix was deployed, we're observing balancer stability going back to normal
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23:23:21  <sberryman>mmalecki: confirmed
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23:23:30  <llappy_>yeah, stuff is looking better at my end
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23:24:29  * blakmatrixtopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: we've been experiencing some load balancer issues, a fix is underway - Things returning back to normal
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23:29:51  * blakmatrixtopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: Good
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23:30:52  <BrandonGriggs>did the fix also address the SSL issues?
23:31:46  <AvianFlu>BrandonGriggs: it was all related to the same problem
23:31:50  <AvianFlu>so it should be
23:31:55  <blakmatrix>BrandonGriggs: yes those should be clearing up shortly
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23:32:35  <blakmatrix>BrandonGriggs: if you curl your domain you should get the right SSL information
23:33:03  <blakmatrix>BrandonGriggs: browsers tend to cache certs for 1-15 mins
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23:35:00  <mdedetrich>blakmatrix: working on my end
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23:41:58  <InspiredJW>fixed
23:42:16  <InspiredJW>blakmatrix: SSL is fixed as well
23:42:24  <blakmatrix>yup
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23:42:31  <InspiredJW>:) nice
23:42:34  <InspiredJW>but I have found that
23:42:42  <blakmatrix>fixed about 20 minues ago ;)
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23:44:36  <InspiredJW>webhooks.jitsu/username/appname.png
23:44:41  <InspiredJW>does not work properly
23:44:51  <InspiredJW>I stopped my app and redeployed
23:44:58  <InspiredJW>while I stopped my app
23:45:02  <blakmatrix>jitsu.com ?
23:45:20  <InspiredJW>It was still showing "Deployment status: Success"
23:45:26  <InspiredJW>the badge
23:45:37  <InspiredJW>weird to me
23:45:53  <blakmatrix>i see not fund
23:45:57  <blakmatrix>found
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23:46:07  <InspiredJW>http://handbook.jit.su/features/webhooks#continuous-deployment-badges
23:46:07  <blakmatrix>should it be success?
23:46:22  <InspiredJW>no mine is always success somehow
23:46:27  <InspiredJW>even when I have stopped my app
23:46:35  <InspiredJW>when I stopped my app
23:47:25  <blakmatrix>dscape: do you know what might be up with the badge ?
23:47:50  <dscape>InspiredJW: use https
23:47:59  <dscape>because http is cached by github
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23:50:22  <InspiredJW>oh i see
23:50:44  <InspiredJW>then handbook should be fixed i guess
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