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18:35:03  <yawnt>it looked like a spider, 1997 car
18:35:26  <blakmatrix>mikemorris: I just started my shift, I will try and get back to you once i know more from devops
18:35:31  <Sly>Dunno. Don't pay attention to Fords.
18:36:55  <yawnt>anyway
18:36:57  <yawnt>hell of a car
18:37:00  <yawnt>except Kansas
18:37:15  <yawnt>have you ever driven in KS?
18:37:23  <Sly>Never been to Kansas.
18:37:27  <yawnt>dude
18:37:29  <yawnt>one word
18:37:30  <yawnt>DUST.
18:37:35  <Sly>Tennessee is as far west as I've been.
18:37:44  <yawnt>i cleaned it up
18:37:47  <Sly>Been all the way up to Maryland and all the way down to the tip of Florida, though.
18:37:48  <yawnt>drove half a mile
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18:37:55  <yawnt>it was back the way it was before
18:37:56  <mikemorris>thanks blakmatrix
18:37:57  <yawnt>so sad
18:38:15  <Sly>Dust wouldn't bother me.
18:38:30  <yawnt>oh man
18:38:35  <yawnt>cars have to be shiny :3
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18:38:59  <Sly>Not always. It doesn't hurt them to get dirty every once in a while.
18:39:02  <Sly>Makes it mysterious.
18:39:10  <Sly>Then take it to the car wash and watch as people see you wash it off..
18:39:12  <Sly>:3
18:39:14  <yawnt>Sly: yeah
18:39:20  <yawnt>but they were always dirty
18:39:22  <yawnt>that's not good either
18:39:47  <Sly>Maybe not for your air filter.
18:39:49  <Sly>:x
18:39:52  <yawnt>lol
18:40:19  <yawnt>Sly: btw my dad's a mechanical enginner
18:40:25  <yawnt>*engineer
18:40:31  <yawnt>he actually built a car from scratch
18:40:41  <Sly>Tell him to get on building me a car that runs on water.
18:40:43  <yawnt>which raced in a competition held from Shell
18:40:45  <Sly>Plz, now, thanks.
18:40:48  <yawnt>(the petrol company)
18:41:01  <Sly>Yeah, I know what Shell is. :3
18:41:08  <Sly>Do you know what Sunoco is?
18:41:11  <yawnt>YEAH BUT SHELL ALSOS MEANS SHELL
18:41:13  <yawnt>yep i do
18:41:17  <jcrugzz>whats this petroleum nonsense
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18:41:19  <Sly>They have good fuel. :3
18:41:23  <yawnt>it was a high school project anyway
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18:41:26  <yawnt>(he's a teacher there)
18:41:37  <yawnt>i'll find you a picture
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18:42:17  <Sly>yawnt: http://www.racegas.com/
18:42:17  <yawnt>Sly: check /query
18:42:20  <Sly>Leaded gas.
18:42:42  <jcrugzz>lol
18:42:56  <jcrugzz>breathe them fumes in
18:43:21  <yawnt>Sly: those kind of cars are made to consume the least possible
18:43:28  <yawnt>that's what that competition is all about
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18:45:13  <Sly>yawnt: nice.
18:45:52  <Sly>Not to diss your dad, though.. but you couldn't pay me a million dollars to drive that thing on the roads in the US for a day.
18:46:07  <yawnt>Sly: i know, not your type of car :P
18:46:17  <yawnt>don't worry
18:46:17  <Sly>Nah, not that. Other drivers.
18:46:21  <yawnt>but it's actually pretty cool
18:46:30  <yawnt>i mean, there's engineering behind that thing
18:46:51  <yawnt>anyway i'll askf or the water car
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18:55:11  <arjunbajaj>hey guys, do you support SPDY?
18:55:31  <arjunbajaj>i mean, can i deploy apps on Nodejitsu which use the node-spdy module?
18:55:41  <yawnt>arjunbajaj: it's all behind a proxy
18:56:00  <yawnt>so you don't need to create an spdy server
18:56:14  <arjunbajaj>y?
18:56:37  <yawnt>because what happens is
18:56:45  <yawnt>client <-> proxy <-> your app
18:56:50  <arjunbajaj>ok!
18:57:39  <arjunbajaj>so then how can i tell the client to choose SPDY? like, say, disabling HTTP and HTTPS for sometime and using only SPDY. can i do that?
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19:00:26  <yawnt>arjunbajaj: using https on your subdomain should already use spdy when available
19:00:40  <arjunbajaj>awesome! :D
19:00:56  <arjunbajaj>so will my HTTPS websockets use it too?
19:01:34  <jcrugzz>yawnt: does it bump it to spdy if possible for better performance? havent played around with the protocol
19:01:54  <yawnt>arjunbajaj: spdy is a technology by google, it's not an http thing
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19:02:33  <arjunbajaj>i know, but isn't it for replacing the HTTP protocol?
19:02:39  <yawnt>arjunbajaj: no
19:02:46  <arjunbajaj>then, what is it for?
19:02:47  <yawnt>it's made to transmit http datas
19:02:50  <yawnt>in a faster way
19:02:53  <yawnt>that's it
19:02:56  <arjunbajaj>ohh
19:02:58  <arjunbajaj>ok cool!
19:03:00  <arjunbajaj>thanks!
19:03:08  <yawnt>jcrugzz: yeah load balancers should be spdy enabled
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19:07:24  <booyaa>sweet need to have a play
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19:11:07  <jcrugzz>yawnt: thats legit, intelligent proxying ftw
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19:23:48  <blakmatrix>mikemorris: a devops told me to tell you to use cp.spawn(process.execPath, [file], {stdio:['pipe','pipe','pipe','ipc'],env:process.env}); instead of .fork
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19:33:29  <mikemorris>hmmm, interesting, ill give that a shot, thanks blakmatrix
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20:01:11  <blakmatrix>:o?
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20:01:20  <blakmatrix>lol
20:01:50  <jcrugzz>sol_invictus: you were already successful it seems
20:01:56  <jcrugzz>welcome :)
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20:25:23  <mikemorris>switched that up per your suggestion, working locally but child process still seems to not be sending or recieving messages blakmatrix
20:25:37  <mikemorris>on nodejitsu servers
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20:26:28  <blakmatrix>mikemorris: ok... darn... let me see if devops is back from lunch
20:26:36  <mikemorris>kk
20:27:09  <mikemorris>logically it seems like it SHOULD work fine, seems like something's failing silently in IPC though
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20:32:20  <blakmatrix>mikemorris: i've had some success with stdio: ['pipe',1,2] in the past but would get only like half of my messages
20:32:35  <blakmatrix>mikemorris: we'll have to see what deops says when the guy gets back
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20:39:47  <mikemorris>yea, i switched to 1, 2 to write console.log and err from child to main process stdout and stderr, need 4th parameter in stdio for child.send() to even exist though
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21:07:57  <perceptal>Hey there. Is it possible to run background/scheduled jobs to kick off workers. Something like this... https://devcenter.heroku.com/articles/scheduled-jobs-custom-clock-processes
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21:21:09  <jcrugzz>perceptal: There isnt a custom way to set that up as far as I know. you can probably setup a node process on a standard droneto call a specific function after x amount of time or at a certain time using setInterval
21:22:22  <perceptal>Ok, great. Thanks. I'm thinking about using Iron Worker and need a robust way to have a scheduled job running to kick off the workers.
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21:37:13  <tbranyen>can i ask a question about node-http-server here or what?
21:37:17  <tbranyen>whats a guy gotta do
21:38:31  <blakmatrix>tbranyen: this is the right place for questions on node-http-server
21:39:07  <blakmatrix>tbranyen: not all of us are experts but one of us should be able to point you in the riht direction
21:39:49  <tbranyen>sweet
21:39:57  <tbranyen>yeah i'm just wondering if i can the response body back from a proxyRequest
21:40:08  <tbranyen>we have a super long api request we're proxying
21:40:13  <tbranyen>and i want to cache after the first successful request
21:40:16  <tbranyen>er response*
21:40:33  <tbranyen>this request is a POST
21:40:39  <tbranyen>and i can listen to proxy.on("end")
21:40:42  <tbranyen>but res.body is undefined
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21:40:44  <tbranyen>kinda whack
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21:57:44  <jcrugzz>tbranyen: Im not particularly familiar. blakmatrix: thoughts?
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22:04:55  <blakmatrix>jcrugzz: I don't know
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