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02:06:58  <adronhall>I have my app located at http://adronme.jit.su
02:07:17  <adronhall>So if I'm throwing in a cname for it (and my domain I've got is adron.me)...
02:08:33  <adronhall>I should point adron.me to adronme.jit.su or is there another way that I should do this?
02:08:41  <jcrugzz>adronhall: you want to follow dns.jit.su. Run a `host nodejitsu.com` and set all the A records for your domain to the IPs it lists.
02:08:49  <jcrugzz>those IPs are the nodejitsu load balancers
02:09:03  <adronhall>aha.
02:09:14  <adronhall>thx. I'll take a look. Thought I might be missing something.
02:09:21  <jcrugzz>np :)
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04:20:14  <Samuel_Roldan>hi all, is there a way i can tell jitsu not to package certain folders? Apparently my app is getting larger than 50Mb.
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04:21:14  <deoxxa>Samuel_Roldan: .npmignore
04:21:28  <Samuel_Roldan>got it! Thanks deoxxxa
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04:32:30  <Samuel_Roldan>ehh, fellas, i just did a new deploy and after i get 404 =(
04:34:15  <Samuel_Roldan>it is not starting
04:41:56  <Samuel_Roldan>eh, anyone?
04:45:22  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: hello!
04:45:28  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: how can I help you?
04:45:48  <Samuel_Roldan>Hi Julian. I did a deploy a few minutes ago and since then my app won't start.
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04:45:58  <Samuel_Roldan>Even if i roll back to an older snapshot
04:46:07  <Samuel_Roldan>getting 404 http://www.sam3k.com/
04:47:01  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: user and app name please :)
04:47:16  <Samuel_Roldan>sam3k sam3k.com
04:47:35  <Samuel_Roldan>let me give you my package.json
04:47:50  <Samuel_Roldan>https://gist.github.com/sam3k/e69ad785e0d2647df8fb
04:47:54  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: checking :)
04:47:59  <Samuel_Roldan>Thank you!
04:52:46  <Samuel_Roldan>Did I break the webz? :P
04:54:06  <julianduque>hehehe don't think so
04:54:39  <julianduque>where are you from Samuel?
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04:55:12  <Samuel_Roldan>i live in NY :)
04:55:26  <Samuel_Roldan>Astoria to be exact. Woot!
04:55:29  <julianduque>oh awesome!
04:56:26  <Samuel_Roldan>I gotta stop doing this late night deploys. :D
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05:00:07  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: Whats the size of you package?
05:00:14  <julianduque>your*
05:00:19  <Samuel_Roldan>it's more than 50Mb for sure
05:00:37  <Samuel_Roldan>61.4Mb
05:00:47  <julianduque>hmm that might be the problem
05:00:55  <Samuel_Roldan>hmmm
05:00:58  <Samuel_Roldan>crao
05:01:02  <Samuel_Roldan>crap*
05:01:23  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: let me check something
05:02:15  <Samuel_Roldan>kk
05:03:12  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: i'll try to deploy myself and check whats going on, but it might be the size :p
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05:03:26  <Samuel_Roldan>Kk. hmm
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05:03:56  <Samuel_Roldan>how should i handle that? I mean, to be honest, most of the size is from third party libs i have for the frontend
05:04:06  <Samuel_Roldan>which i install as git submodules
05:04:16  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: CDN!
05:04:21  <Samuel_Roldan>yeah
05:04:26  <Samuel_Roldan>i did that today :)
05:04:32  <Samuel_Roldan>moved to s3
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05:04:46  <Samuel_Roldan>i guess, put in .npmignore?
05:04:50  <julianduque>thats a good practice, it will improve the performance
05:05:04  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: yes, .npmignore should work
05:05:12  <Samuel_Roldan>kk. doing that now
05:06:30  <Samuel_Roldan>done.
05:07:52  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: whats the new package size?
05:08:19  <Samuel_Roldan>eh, how can i tell without deploying? should i try to redeploy?
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05:09:00  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: with 'npm pack' you create a tarball
05:09:34  <Samuel_Roldan>kk. doing that now
05:11:15  <Samuel_Roldan>wow, it got worst: 118.4Mb
05:11:29  <Samuel_Roldan>oh
05:11:30  <Samuel_Roldan>sorry
05:11:38  <Samuel_Roldan>let me delete old tars
05:12:13  <julianduque>oh noes!
05:12:41  <Samuel_Roldan>maybe those uncollected tars were making things worst. repackaging again
05:13:01  <Samuel_Roldan>oh! dude! it was those damn tarballs
05:13:05  <Samuel_Roldan>4Mb
05:13:47  <julianduque>oh!
05:13:53  <julianduque>so try a deploy
05:13:57  <Samuel_Roldan>Im trying with the libs back on to see the difference
05:14:15  <Samuel_Roldan>yeah. damn tar balls. with libs back on is 8Mb
05:14:49  <Samuel_Roldan>Deploying now...
05:16:17  <coderarity>okay
05:16:21  <coderarity>why am I opped again?
05:16:54  <coderarity>hmmm
05:17:06  <julianduque>coderarity: because you rocks, always
05:18:45  <coderarity>ima have to start banning people
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05:21:10  <Samuel_Roldan>Julian, you are a good man!
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05:21:53  <coderarity>coderarity: the nerve
05:22:05  <julianduque>coderarity: lol
05:22:14  <julianduque>coderarity: just deop yourself
05:22:19  <coderarity>i did already
05:22:19  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: thanks amigo!
05:22:34  <julianduque>coderarity: I will talk to avian to fix the Access list ;)
05:22:38  <Samuel_Roldan>Gracias a usted! :)
05:22:47  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: con mucho gsuto!
05:22:49  <coderarity>julianduque: thanks
05:23:05  <julianduque>oh, dsylexia!
05:23:06  <Samuel_Roldan>Julian, where are you from?
05:23:14  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: Medellín, Colombia
05:23:27  <Samuel_Roldan>Paisa?
05:23:37  <Samuel_Roldan>:)
05:23:50  <julianduque>Si señor, mas paisa que la arepa
05:24:00  <julianduque>hehe
05:24:07  <julianduque>and you?
05:24:07  <Samuel_Roldan>Yo soy Colombiano también :D (I'm Colombian too, hehe)
05:24:20  <Samuel_Roldan>I'm from Tulua, Valle
05:24:27  <coderarity>i actually remembered what that meant
05:24:42  <coderarity>even though i took one class of spanish and failed my last quarter
05:24:49  <coderarity>like, 5 years ago
05:24:55  <Samuel_Roldan>@coderarity, that was the spanish class for the night :)
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05:25:05  <coderarity>i can also say
05:25:14  <coderarity>no hablo espanol
05:25:33  <coderarity>but i can't pronounce it
05:25:41  <coderarity>so idk if it actually works that well
05:26:04  <Samuel_Roldan>ehe
05:26:11  <julianduque>Samuel_Roldan: awesome! :)
05:26:13  <Samuel_Roldan>that worked
05:26:24  <Samuel_Roldan>Thanks brother! That was an easy solution
05:26:24  <julianduque>coderarity: yes, that worked!
05:26:25  <julianduque>:)
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05:27:30  <raushan_>i m having issue with connect_redis on node-jitsu
05:28:07  <julianduque>raushan_: what kind of problems?
05:28:36  <Samuel_Roldan>so happy right now. I was having sporadic slow performance which seem related to my app serving static files. In this deploy, the app points to a CDN for static. So far, no bad performance.
05:28:44  <raushan_>i m getting internal server error on my brower
05:29:38  <raushan_>in logs i can see "info - handshake unauthorized"
05:30:47  <julianduque>raushan_: how are you setting up the authentication credentials? can you create a gist and send it to me in private?
05:32:26  <raushan_>var RedisStore = require('connect-redis')(express); var sessionStore = new RedisStore({host: redis.hostname, port: redis.port, pass: redis.auth ? redis.auth.substring(redis.auth.indexOf(':') + 1): null});
05:33:36  <julianduque>raushan_: whats your app and username?
05:34:28  <raushan_>i am from team of Ranga, he has chatted u day before yesterday
05:34:34  <raushan_>app name is :ccc
05:34:47  <raushan_>user-name : rangarajan
05:36:37  <raushan_>julianduque :: i got all these redis data while creating my redis-DB (nodejitsudb5519752879.redis.irstack.com) On node-jitsu
05:37:46  <julianduque>raushan_: i'm checking
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05:42:07  <julianduque>raushan_: in the pass section just pass 'redis.auth' don't do the substring
05:42:21  <raushan_>k let me chk
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05:49:01  <raushan_>julianduque :: thanks a lot
05:49:08  <raushan_>it works for me
05:50:42  <julianduque>raushan_: awesome!
05:52:43  <raushan_>julian - just curious to know if our source code is not available to public... Hope it is not :-)
05:53:03  <julianduque>jetienne: no, it's not
05:53:17  <julianduque>raushan_: not, it's not
05:53:19  <julianduque>bd tab
05:54:03  <raushan_>julian : k thanks
05:54:36  <julianduque>raushan_: :)
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06:08:07  <Raynos>https://gist.github.com/Raynos/cab1503e02c75af0c025
06:08:14  <Raynos>The deploy hangs for like 90s and THEN fails
06:08:34  <Raynos>is there a way to make these things less slow?
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06:36:08  <nathan7>Raynos: I'm really curious what you're doing to trigger those
06:36:26  <Raynos>uploading 50mb of code?
06:36:28  <nathan7>Raynos: How large is your app? du -h $(npm pack)
06:36:32  <nathan7>AH
06:36:34  <nathan7>That'd do it, yes
06:36:51  <Raynos>nope it says 4k
06:36:52  <nathan7>50MB is approximately where things start fucking up
06:36:59  <Raynos>but the entire folder & node_modules & examples is 50mb
06:37:06  <nathan7>mhm
06:37:14  <nathan7>The snapshot would be that large then, yes
06:37:22  <Raynos>node_modules is 70mb
06:37:31  <Raynos>locally on disk
06:37:53  <nathan7>Your npm pack'd tar goes to the build server, which does the npm install and packs it all up again
06:37:59  <nathan7>and then it's sent to the drone
06:38:13  <nathan7>And the drone has 256M of memory and is choking on that 70MB archive
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06:40:31  <dileep>how can i remove the error after updating all https://gist.github.com/dileephell/5132252
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06:42:54  <nathan7>dileep: err, you're running it without a display server somehow
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07:34:04  <alucardX>morning
07:34:15  <mmalecki>hi
07:35:35  <jesusabdullah>hello mmalecki
07:35:44  <jesusabdullah>saying hello before I crash out! How are you?
07:37:59  <jesusabdullah>ogeez bird sneezed all over my face
07:38:00  <jesusabdullah>gross
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07:38:15  <booyaa>morning everyone and good night jesusabdullah
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07:38:41  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: TOO LATE GOODBYE
07:45:50  <dileep>how can i remove the error after updating all https://gist.github.com/dileephell/5132252 couldnt able to remove help
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07:55:38  <Raynos>nathan7: how can the drone choke when your streaming the package?
07:57:19  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: oh, sorry
07:57:29  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: NO HIGHLIGH >.<
07:59:32  <mmalecki>dileep: I mean, this is java, you should probably ask somebody else
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08:13:02  <nathan7>Raynos: we shell out to tar
08:13:06  <nathan7>Raynos: I bet it's OOMing
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08:49:19  <diorahman>Hi,
08:49:38  <diorahman>what is the best way to persist client connection in socket.io
08:49:48  <diorahman>do we always have to keep them in memory?
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08:52:08  <mmalecki>dileep: you can use whatever data store to keep data associated with client connection, but memory is easiest
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08:53:53  <onenine89>mmalecki: when are you making your way down to my island
08:53:58  <onenine89>erm, deoxxa here
08:54:44  <mmalecki>onenine89: hmm, good question. my next stop is NYC, for 2 weeks or so. might do after that, if I make it back to Realtime Conf on time
08:54:51  <onenine89>neat!
08:55:14  <mmalecki>onenine89: you should go to realtime conf eu btw!
08:55:38  <onenine89>haha no way, i'm totally not leaving the ground for a while
08:55:48  * onenine89is all traveled out for now
08:55:59  <onenine89>actually, that's a lie
08:56:03  <onenine89>i think i'm going interstate next week
08:56:05  <mmalecki>I know the feel :)
08:56:07  <onenine89>which involves a plane trip
08:56:23  <onenine89>i should have a reserved seat or some shit
08:57:08  <mmalecki>better do
08:57:26  <mmalecki>fucking overbooking :/
08:57:31  <onenine89>haha
08:57:37  <onenine89>yeah i guess i didn't think that one through
08:57:46  <onenine89>planes == always reserved seats
08:57:49  <mmalecki>did I ever tell you how lufthansa tried dowgrading me?
08:57:53  <onenine89>haha no
08:57:55  <onenine89>what happened
08:58:00  <onenine89>i can't imagine you taking that nicely
08:58:03  <mmalecki>they overbooked business
08:58:25  <mmalecki>and at check-in they are like 'system downgraded you, you need to talk to a gate agent in Frankfurt'
08:58:28  <mmalecki>and likewtmf
08:58:32  <onenine89>"nuh uhhhhhhh"
08:58:52  <mmalecki>I got upgraded in Frankfurt again tho
08:58:57  <onenine89>lol
08:59:08  <onenine89>when you get upgraded from business class do you get to sit on the front of the plane
08:59:16  <onenine89>"IT'S REALLY COLD OUT HERE"
08:59:28  <mmalecki>nah you get into pilot cabin
08:59:33  <onenine89>lol
08:59:36  <onenine89>"you get to fly now"
08:59:55  * alchimistajoined
09:00:00  <onenine89>"this seat sucks"
09:00:10  <onenine89>"where's the attendant"
09:00:22  <mmalecki>"where's my meal dawgs"
09:00:27  <onenine89>lol
09:00:40  <mmalecki>"this entertainment system sucks"
09:00:52  <onenine89>"what's this button do"
09:00:54  <onenine89>"DON'T PRESS THAT"
09:01:00  <onenine89>"what about thi-" "STOP IT"
09:01:26  <mmalecki>"does this one recline my seat?"
09:01:39  <onenine89>"no, it reclines our angle of entry"
09:01:40  <onenine89>"...what"
09:01:42  <onenine89>"it means we die"
09:01:54  <mmalecki>hahahahah
09:02:35  <mmalecki>"is this volume control"
09:02:40  <onenine89>rofl
09:02:42  <mmalecki>"no, it's a throttle"
09:02:48  <onenine89>"so yes?"
09:02:56  <onenine89>turns the volume of the engines up
09:03:19  <onenine89>there's 3 settings:
09:03:22  <onenine89>1) stop
09:03:23  <onenine89>2) fly
09:03:25  <onenine89>3) explode
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09:06:35  <mmalecki>onenine89: "omg so like microsoft flight simulator"
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10:52:36  <andrepadez>hi, i'm having trouble connecting to my mongohq database, since yesterday afternoon
10:54:11  <andrepadez>https://gist.github.com/andrepadez/5133430
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11:03:16  <Nodejitsu-Github>godot/master 9a70994 indexzero: [refactor dist] Update to `[email protected]`
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12:05:27  <Nodejitsu-Github>godot/master 9ff389e indexzero: [refactor breaking] `.thru()` is now `.around()`.
12:05:27  <Nodejitsu-Github>godot/master 74555a8 indexzero: [refactor minor] Be lazier when loading reactors.
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12:08:46  <starcount>I'm having trouble deploying (again).
12:08:50  <starcount>No free servers available.
12:08:55  <starcount>I'm deploying to London.
12:09:06  <starcount>starcount/starcount-activity
12:09:12  <starcount>starcount/starcount-core
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12:09:42  <starcount>Is that error message what it appears to be? Just maxxed-out capacity?
12:09:54  <porsager>yawnt: Hi. i've never received any follow up on the incident last friday?
12:10:00  <mmalecki>starcount: spawning some for you, I was just about to
12:10:37  <starcount>Cool. Thanks.
12:11:05  <nathan7>porsager: There's a post-mortem coming
12:11:31  <nathan7>porsager: (assuming you mean the ECONNREFUSED hell of friday)
12:11:41  <starcount>I think we're planning to move to an enterprise setup (talks are underway). Do we have ring-fenced drones if we do?
12:11:58  <porsager>nathan7: no i mean the issue that all our traffic went to an unknown receiver
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12:12:09  <porsager>a wrong app was served on our url.
12:12:23  <mmalecki>starcount: what do you mean by ring-fenced drones (sorry, non-native speaker here, first time hearing this term)
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12:13:29  <porsager>that way all users logging in during that period sent sensitive data to someone we don't know of. (even though they ought to feel safe by https)
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12:14:19  <porsager>luckily we are only in testing phase, so no serious harm was done, but how can we know this won't happen when we go live?
12:14:19  <starcount>I mean - if we pay for enterprise, and get 40 drones, then we won't see "no free servers available" because there will always be a drone available (as part of the 40 we have assigned). Make sense?
12:15:38  <nathan7>porsager: Those were caused by the same thing
12:15:52  <porsager>nathan7: yes but hell of a lot worse than getting an econnrefused ;)
12:16:02  <nathan7>porsager: I understand, yeah
12:16:59  <porsager>i'll be waiting for the response. do you know when it can be expected?
12:17:02  <mmalecki>starcount: that's true, you'll always have 40 drones up
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12:17:34  <starcount>Cool, thanks.
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12:27:57  <mmalecki>starcount: we're currently experiencing some issues with upstream provider in this DC, machines aren't being created properly. I contacted upstream and will keep you updated. Chances are that they will be resolved quickly, they are in the same timezone
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12:35:41  <peterbrowse>hello
12:37:55  <peterbrowse>I'm seeing some odd behaviour with socket.io after I deploy and scale my app instance to multiple drones...
12:38:22  <peterbrowse>I'm getting this output line: warn: client not handshaken client should reconnect
12:38:42  <mmalecki>`3rdEden: paging Dr Eden ^
12:39:12  <`3rdEden>peterbrowse: using redis store?
12:39:27  <`3rdEden>or just plain ol default configuration?
12:39:49  <peterbrowse>plan ol default configuration I believe
12:39:53  <`3rdEden>(fyi: it's a bug in socket.io, not really much we can do about it at nodejitsu)
12:39:54  <peterbrowse>*plain
12:40:39  <`3rdEden>peterbrowse: to bad, I could have blamed it on the redis store then.
12:40:43  <peterbrowse>oh... okay, I'm aware it's not v1.0 yet, but have you found any tricks? No worries if not, wasn't faulting nodejitsu
12:41:18  <`3rdEden>peterbrowse: I did some research on it before we transitioned to engine.io our selfs
12:41:48  <peterbrowse>oh okay, thank you, I'm not too heavily integrated past custom events so I could switch over to engine.io
12:41:58  <`3rdEden>And there were a couple of line of code that potentially could fix it
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12:42:06  <`3rdEden>but I never got around in to fully documenting it
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12:43:11  <`3rdEden>peterbrowse: but switching to engine.io is probably the best way to tackle this
12:43:18  <peterbrowse>No, that's cool I appreciate the pointer, I'll port it over to engine.io
12:43:21  <`3rdEden>as long as you don't depend on broadcasting functionality
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12:43:26  <starcount>@mmalecki Thanks.
12:44:03  <peterbrowse>not in this app instance, so all good thank you
12:44:11  <`3rdEden>broadcasting would require you to code a simple message relay/queue so you can message connections that are on a different drone
12:44:15  <`3rdEden>allright
12:44:30  <`3rdEden>if you get in to any issues with it, feel free contact me
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12:45:12  <`3rdEden>anyways, related socket.io issue: https://github.com/LearnBoost/socket.io/issues/438 if your interested :p
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12:48:32  <peterbrowse>That is helpful, and again thank you for pointing me in the right direction.
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12:49:12  <Nodejitsu-Github>godot/master b84a118 indexzero: [api test] Added `.tag()` reactor for setting tags based on values calculated from other reactors.
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13:02:56  <andrepadez>hi, i'm having trouble connecting to my MongoHQ database
13:03:06  <andrepadez>https://gist.github.com/andrepadez/5133430
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14:08:21  <starcount>Any movement on my ability to deploy?
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14:10:23  <Sly>starcount: I'm not sure what you mean?
14:10:41  <mmalecki>starcount: I still haven't received response from upstream :/
14:11:03  <mmalecki>starcount: I'll be escalating this soon
14:11:11  <Sly>Ah, I see mmalecki is handling you. Nevermind. :3
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14:36:13  <starcount>@mmalecki Thanks.
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15:04:29  <alchimis_>Hi people. after creating a server (on amazon ec2) as here https://gist.github.com/anonymous/13345ab6ff2e403ff8c2
15:04:39  <alchimis_>how to add keypairs?
15:05:33  <alchimis_>from console.aws.amazon.com when I manually click on the new created instance and wanna connect to it
15:05:49  <Sly>alchimis_: unfortunately, I haven't worked with Amazon products...
15:05:51  <alchimis_>I have this warning "Instance is not associated with a Key Pair."
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15:06:19  <coderarity>it's in the panel on the left
15:06:22  <coderarity>third section
15:06:28  <coderarity>you can add one and associate it with the ec2
15:06:37  <coderarity>but honestly, this isn't a great channel to ask that in
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15:07:02  <alchimis_>but can I add while I do createServer
15:07:08  <alchimis_>I already have a KeyPair
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15:07:39  <coderarity>alchimis_: try asking in #ec2
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15:08:06  <alchimis_>ok, I tought maybe it is related to the pkgCloud module
15:08:10  <alchimis_>anyway thanx
15:08:14  <coderarity>i mean
15:08:15  <coderarity>#aws
15:08:31  <mmalecki>alchimis_: we don't use AWS support too much
15:08:36  <mmalecki>so I can't really tell
15:08:41  <mmalecki>reading the source might help you
15:08:50  <mmalecki>but I'm unaware of how the API works
15:09:14  <coderarity>there's a help button in the top right of the amazon console that has documentation on how to get started creating an instance
15:09:20  <coderarity>that might be worth going through as well
15:09:28  <coderarity>i'm sure it says how to use the keypairs there
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15:10:51  <alchimis_>I know, my question was more related to the pkgCloud, where as in this script https://gist.github.com/anonymous/13345ab6ff2e403ff8c2, I create an instance, I wanted to know if it is possible that I associate a keypair to the new created instance
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15:11:33  <alchimis_>directly from the code
15:12:25  <alchimis_>actually when i console log the client, i see this methods
15:12:28  <alchimis_> getKey: [Function],
15:12:28  <alchimis_> addKey: [Function] }
15:12:45  <alchimis_>anyway thanx
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15:17:54  <albertd>hi all, i'm getting "no free servers" on the eu-ams-1.
15:18:36  <albertd>i need about 5 more drones
15:20:49  <jcrugzz>albertd: Someone will be on it :)
15:21:05  <albertd>jcrugzz: thx
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15:35:44  <coderarity>you know what? fuck college administration
15:35:53  <coderarity>they almost made me take two classes instead of one
15:36:20  <coderarity>no way they're taking my money
15:36:45  <jcrugzz>coderarity: I'm not particularly a fan
15:38:57  <lpin>coderarity in USA college is probably good, but in italy is kinda useless
15:39:08  <lpin>i regret my 5 years college experience
15:39:26  <coderarity>in america, if you don't have a college degree, most people won't even look at a resume
15:39:35  <coderarity>i kinda want to go and get a doctorite
15:39:41  <coderarity>because doctorites come with benefits
15:40:03  <coderarity>i cannot believe they lied to me
15:40:04  <coderarity>god
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15:40:09  <coderarity>i am going to go yell at them
15:40:11  <coderarity>because i was right
15:40:23  <coderarity>and i'm transferring next semester
15:40:43  <lpin>yeah same here, but only useful if you plan a career in university
15:41:13  <coderarity>well
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15:41:19  <coderarity>if you ever start a business and ask for funding
15:41:25  <lpin>otherwise PhD is useless
15:41:27  <coderarity>people look for stuff like that
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15:46:47  <coderarity>anyways, i guess i get to go spend all afternoon arguing with counselors
15:47:01  <coderarity>again
15:47:02  <jcrugzz>coderarity: if you go for a doctorate, make sure the school is paying you to get it
15:47:06  <jcrugzz>that sounds terrible
15:49:18  <coderarity>lol, they do that?
15:49:31  <coderarity>i'll see about that when I get there, then, thanks
15:49:35  <coderarity>for now, i gtg
15:49:48  <lpin>later coderarity
15:49:52  <jcrugzz>later
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15:51:36  <Sly>albertd: Can you try now?
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16:14:51  <jcrugzz>ambermore: hello
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16:47:12  <dberkom>Hey, just had an error deploying an app. Gist here: https://gist.github.com/danielberkompas/46673b0b1fc4586982e8
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16:48:57  <Sly>dberkom: try `node app.js`
16:49:05  <dberkom>k, thanks
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16:52:53  <dberkom>Now getting this error: https://gist.github.com/danielberkompas/46673b0b1fc4586982e8
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16:57:11  <Sly>dberkom: what's your username and app name?
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16:58:20  <Sly>dberkom: nevermind. Found it. :)
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17:04:46  <Sly>dberkom: you're using jitsu, right?
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17:04:53  <dberkom>yes
17:06:36  <Sly>dberkom: can you gist your package.json?
17:06:46  <dberkom>Sure
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17:07:22  <dberkom>Here's the package.json: https://gist.github.com/danielberkompas/048460b11dea19fca9d2
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17:07:34  <dberkom>(Going to lock down the dependencies a little better soon :-))
17:09:25  <Sly>dberkom: what's your jitsu version? `jitsu -v`
17:09:41  <dberkom>Jitsu version: 0.12.3
17:10:08  <Sly>Alright, just making sure. Still looking into it.
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17:12:49  <Sly>dberkom: one thing, not to say that this is it, but take `/node_modules/*` out of .npmignore.
17:13:13  <Sly>NPM, by default, ignores node_modules unless you explicitly state you want a module from it bundled in `bundledDependencies`.
17:13:31  <dberkom>Hmm... don't have an npmignore file in my project. Must be added by jitsu
17:13:44  <dberkom>I do have a gitignore that is ignoring node_module. Don't really want those in my repo
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17:13:59  <Sly>We don't add any files when you upload.
17:14:06  <Sly>Try `ls -a` in your directory.
17:14:44  <dberkom>Already done. No .npmignore, only a .gitignore
17:15:07  <dberkom>http://showterm.io/c97e92621b795ef5353e6
17:15:09  <Sly>Oh, okay. I didn't know you already removed it.
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17:15:51  <dberkom>I didn't remove it
17:15:58  <dberkom>It wasn't there in the first place, as far as I can tell.
17:16:08  <dberkom>(I had just already run ls -a)
17:16:10  <Sly>It's in your 0.0.1 snapshot on our server.
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17:16:55  <rob_____>having trouble with first deploy
17:17:00  <rob_____>not sure where to troubleshoot
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17:17:47  <Sly>dberkom: I was about to tell you to try again, but you read my mind. :)
17:17:48  <jcrugzz>rob_____: can you gist me the error?
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17:18:48  <Sly>dberkom: It looks like your app is crash looping. That may be what caused the problem to begin with.
17:19:04  <Sly>dberkom: "error: Error: failed to connect to [localhost:27017]"
17:19:15  <rob_____>https://gist.github.com/robertjchristian/1e1724257b72bd24c4e8
17:19:24  <rob_____>that was first attempt
17:20:09  <Sly>rob_____: you have to specify a file to run your code from. That's what the `scripts: { start: '' }` is for.
17:20:42  <Sly>Use something like `"scripts": { "start": "node yourapp.js" }` in the package.json file.
17:20:48  <jcrugzz>rob_____: what Sly said and I don't believe you can deploy running 0.9.x. Can you run it with 0.8.x?
17:20:52  <rob_____>this was the second ... https://gist.github.com/robertjchristian/ced683947a4aeb681cff
17:20:58  <rob_____>ok
17:21:17  <rob_____>after those two attempts from my own machine, i ran the github hooks
17:21:25  <rob_____>( so that should rule out my node version? )
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17:22:18  <Sly>rob_____: this error is because you haven't told us what to run. jitsu won't allow you to upload it until our servers have the information to run your app, such as the subdomain and scripts.start.
17:22:36  <Sly>All you need to do is fix that field, and it should work fine.
17:22:45  <Sly>jcrugzz: where'd you see 0.9.x? O_o;
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17:23:31  <rob_____>what version specifically?
17:23:34  <Sly>dberkom: are you there?
17:23:34  <rob_____>0.8.?
17:23:38  <jcrugzz>Sly: his node version is 0.9.1
17:23:52  <rob_____>please give me an exact version known to work
17:23:59  <jcrugzz>0.8.x
17:24:04  <Sly>rob_____: we recommend using 0.6.x or 0.8.x.
17:24:13  <dberkom>Back with a problem: my app (meal-planner) is unable to connect to its mongoHQ instance. I added a MONGOHQ_URL env var but my app doesn't seem to be picking it up
17:24:26  <dberkom>(The MongoHQ db was pre-existing)
17:24:28  <rob_____>[email protected]:~/git/angular-enterprise-seed$ sudo n 0.8.x install : 0.8.x Error: invalid version 0.8.x
17:24:33  <rob_____>.??
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17:25:20  <Sly>rob_____: https://npmjs.org/doc/json.html#dependencies
17:25:30  <rob_____>went with 21
17:25:32  <rob_____>[email protected]:~/git/angular-enterprise-seed$ sudo n 0.8.21 install : 0.8.21 mkdir : /usr/local/n/versions/0.8.21 fetch : http://nodejs.org/dist/v0.8.21/node-v0.8.21-linux-x64.tar.gz /usr/local/bin/node installed : v0.8.21
17:25:33  <Sly>The node version uses the same versioning as dependencies.
17:25:50  <Sly>rob_____: we recommend using .x because we can't guarantee that 0.8.21 will be on every drone.
17:26:03  <jcrugzz>rob_____: but for your local version that should work np
17:26:30  <Sly>rob_____: ^
17:27:14  <rob_____>sp...
17:27:16  <rob_____>so...
17:27:28  <rob_____>i actually want to host just static content right now
17:27:34  <rob_____>its an angularjs app
17:27:37  <rob_____>all client side at the moment
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17:27:49  <rob_____>any way to do that?
17:28:09  <jcrugzz>rob_____: ok, so you can just host a simple little webserver. I can show you a quick example 1 sec
17:28:12  <rob_____>i suppose i could create a very simple nodejs app that returns app/index.html ?
17:28:19  <rob_____>that's what i want to do
17:28:38  <Sly>dberkom: you'll have to run `jitsu start` or start it again in webops for the env change to take effect.
17:28:51  <dberkom>Yeah, I've tried that
17:28:59  <dberkom>Trying again
17:29:01  <Sly>Oh, hold on.
17:29:39  <dberkom>nm, I think I'm up now
17:29:51  <alchimi__>Hi every one
17:30:27  <jcrugzz>rob_____: something like this should work https://gist.github.com/jcrugzz/5135976
17:30:37  <alchimi__>I am using this example https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-http-proxy/blob/master/examples/balancer/simple-balancer.js to create a ;pad balancer
17:31:08  <alchimi__>and I have 3 amazon ec2 one running the load balancer script other two running my app
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17:31:44  <alchimi__>it seams it works fine, but when i login, i can not login in my app
17:32:07  <alchimi__>i think the simple load balancer can not handle well the requests
17:33:04  <alchimi__>any idea how to change the script that for every user it forward his request to another server, and not for every request
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17:33:21  <alchimi__>or any other idea that help me in solving the login issue
17:33:22  <alchimi__>thanx
17:33:42  <Fishrock123>So, nodjitsu doesn't support v0.10 yet?
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17:34:34  <rob_____>getting closer...
17:34:37  <rob_____>"creating snapshot"
17:34:45  <yawnt`>Fishrock123: it just came out today ;)
17:34:53  <yawnt`>Fishrock123: we gotta test it first, make sure it's reliable
17:35:13  <rob_____>Error: Cannot find module 'node-static'
17:35:26  <rob_____>How do I resolve dependencies?
17:35:29  <rob_____>is this extra work
17:35:29  <rob_____>?
17:35:50  <rob_____>( sorry, new to nodejs )
17:35:57  <jcrugzz>rob_____: you will want to install ecstatic. it is an external module that hosts static files for you easily. run `npm i ecstatic --save`
17:36:05  <jcrugzz>that will install it and save it to your package.json
17:36:05  <yawnt`>rob_____: add "node-static" do your dependencies in the package.json
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17:36:25  <alchimi__>btw I am using passportjs
17:36:51  <jcrugzz>rob____: (assuming you were using my script otherwise do the same thing with node-static)
17:37:03  <rob_____>i am calling node from my project root, and so have a bin/npm and bin/node directory
17:37:17  <rob_____>is this to be expected or should these install to usr?
17:37:23  <Fishrock123>yawnt`: That's kinda silly. What If I want to use it regardless?
17:37:40  <jcrugzz>rob_____: hmm you shouldn't have those in your project directory
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17:38:25  <booyaa>dudes, jitsu deploy ignores .gitignore right? it doesn't try to parse this file too?
17:38:40  <rob_____> Error: Cannot find module 'node-static' error: at Function.Module._resolveFilename (module.js:338:15)
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17:38:50  <Sly>Fishrock123: we have to make sure our own code is compatible with 0.10.0 before we can put it onto drones for the public.
17:38:57  <jcrugzz>booyaa: it ignores .gitignore unless there is an .npmignore
17:39:04  <alchimi__>anyone here read my question?
17:39:06  <Fishrock123>Sly: Oh, that makes sense. Carry on.
17:39:09  <alchimi__>any hint
17:39:10  <booyaa>k thanks
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17:39:18  <alchimi__>thanx in advance
17:39:31  <yawnt`>Fishrock123: when you choose to run a specific version of node it has to be installed on the drones.. distributing new versions require at least a bit of time :)
17:39:46  <jcrugzz>rob_____: what does your project folder look like?
17:39:52  <Fishrock123>rgr
17:40:01  <rob_____>i just removed bin
17:40:01  <rob_____>so
17:41:21  <rob_____>project tree: https://gist.github.com/robertjchristian/70c30a519f903e34697c
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17:43:12  <rob_____>is it normal to see node_modules relative to where npm install occurred?
17:43:20  <rob_____>oh, i bet g stands for global?
17:43:34  <booyaa>mm oh to have a jitsu ls to peek at my drone fs
17:43:38  <rob_____>so without g it's local (and what we want to do for jitsu?)
17:43:43  <jcrugzz>rob_____: yes
17:43:48  <rob_____>k
17:43:55  <rob_____>so then i am looking good re estatic?
17:44:11  <rob_____>[email protected]:~/git/angular-enterprise-seed/node_modules$ ls ecstatic
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17:45:09  <jcrugzz>rob_____: in your project directory, running the `npm install ecstatic --save` will put ecstatic in that node_modules folder
17:45:16  <Sly>booyaa: you can use `jitsu snapshots fetch` to get the snapshot that we're currently running for your application.
17:45:22  <jcrugzz>and save a reference in your dependencies in package.json
17:45:36  <Sly>We don't do filesystem listing, because it doesn't matter anyway. The next time you deploy, you're on a fresh file system.. so all of your old files are lost.
17:46:01  <booyaa>Sly: yeah doing that now, but it working out so well over 3G :(
17:46:04  <rob_____>so then i am looking good?
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17:46:08  <rob_____>you see the gist? it's there?
17:46:23  <booyaa>will have to wait till i'm back home
17:46:24  <rob_____>so.. it's not ecstatic that is the problem
17:46:36  <Sly>booyaa: oh yeah. 3G is horrible in my area too. :(
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17:47:07  <booyaa>Sly: got just enough connectivity for deploys and irc (go fig)
17:47:33  <jcrugzz>rob_____: if you have `npm start` to run a server.js or app.js
17:47:35  <jcrugzz>and it works locally
17:47:40  <jcrugzz>you should be all set
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17:48:10  <jcrugzz>i had a hard time reading the directory as there is a lot going on there
17:48:36  <Sly>booyaa: I know that feeling. My modem likes to think it's getting DDoSed, with *OUTGOING* traffic receiving its data back.
17:49:12  <rob_____>[email protected]:~/git/angular-enterprise-seed$ npm start jitsu/server.js npm ERR! Error: ENOENT, open '/home/rob/git/angular-enterprise-seed/node_modules/jitsu/server.js/package.json'
17:49:14  <rob_____>??
17:49:29  <rob_____>i am at a loss here fellas... nodejs is completely new to me
17:49:53  <jcrugzz>rob_____: ok, its np :).
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17:50:27  <jcrugzz>im also unfamiliar with angularjs so maybe we can both learn something here
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17:51:37  <jcrugzz>rob_____: you mind creating a new directory to start fresh?
17:51:55  <jcrugzz>and then you can move the necessary client side files once the server is setup?
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17:54:20  <rob_____>that's a good plan
17:54:23  <rob_____>ok, so...
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17:54:44  <booyaa>mmm definitely need to check my snapshots when ig et home
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17:55:42  <jcrugzz>rob_____: create a new directory and inside it run an `npm init` this will setup a base package.json for you
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17:56:34  <jcrugzz>alchimi__: mmalecki may be able to help you out, im not too familiar with node-http-proxy atm
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17:58:30  <booyaa>i have no idea of the technical feasibility, but i would really like to see mosh implemented as a transport in openvpn
17:58:42  <alchimi__>thanx jcrugzz:
17:58:51  <alchimi__>mmalecki: did read my question?
17:59:01  <alchimi__>mmalecki: any idea or hint
17:59:04  <alchimi__>thanx in advance
17:59:06  <mmalecki>alchimi__: I haven't, just came back come
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17:59:17  <mmalecki>if you could repeat it, that'd be awesome
17:59:22  <mmalecki>*came back home
17:59:36  <alchimi__> I am using this example https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-http-proxy/blob/master/examples/balancer/simple-balancer.js to create a ;pad balancer
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17:59:42  <alchimi__> and I have 3 amazon ec2 one running the load balancer script other two running my app
17:59:47  <alchimi__>it seams it works fine, but when i login, i can not login in my app
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17:59:55  <alchimi__>any idea how to change the script that for every user it forward his request to another server, and not for every request
18:00:05  <alchimi__>I just copy pasted :)
18:00:39  <alchimi__>btw I have also a server that a mongod is running
18:00:40  <rob_____>okay
18:00:44  <rob_____>have a simple repro
18:00:51  <rob_____>same exact problem
18:00:58  <alchimi__>but later my app servers will be more
18:01:10  <rob_____>i have jitsu/server.js
18:01:16  <jcrugzz>rob_____: what do you mean?
18:01:19  <rob_____>and then node_modules/ecstatic
18:01:31  <rob_____>and a simple packages.json
18:01:38  <rob_____>and I get the same problem:
18:01:49  <rob_____> Error: Cannot find module 'node-static' error: at Function.Module._resolveFilename (module.js:338:15)
18:02:02  <rob_____>after "starting app...
18:03:39  <jcrugzz>rob_____: so you are running node jitsu/server.js?
18:04:00  <alchimi__>mmalecki: did u read my question?
18:04:15  <mmalecki>alchimi__: I did, on a call now, will respond in a few
18:04:24  <alchimi__>thanx
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18:04:27  <rob_____> "start": "node jitsu/server.js"
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18:06:12  <rob_____>i just did "npm install node-static"
18:06:29  <jcrugzz>rob_____: and when you run `npm start` thats what comes up?
18:06:33  <mmalecki>rob_____: you have to add that to your package.json dependencies
18:06:34  <rob_____>git further
18:06:35  <rob_____>error: Error running command deploy error: Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error warn: Error returned from Nodejitsu error: Error: Unhandled error error: at Object.onError (/root/nodejitsu/lib/nodejitsu.js:75:48)
18:06:36  <rob_____>got
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18:07:01  <rob_____>npm start
18:07:03  <rob_____>i get
18:07:03  <rob_____>[email protected]:~/git/foo$ npm start > [email protected] start /home/rob/git/foo > node jitsu/server.js
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18:07:44  <rob_____>and i can see http://localhost:8080/jitsu/server.js
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18:07:50  <rob_____>so it works locally
18:07:57  <mmalecki>alchimi__: you need to do ip hashing
18:08:21  <mmalecki>alchimi__: or share data between app instances
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18:08:49  <alchimi__>can u plz provide a link or an example
18:08:57  <alchimi__>I am new to these stuff
18:09:06  <alchimi__>thank u very much
18:09:14  <jcrugzz>rob_____: hold on one second. I have the simplest example i want you to look at in how it is structured
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18:09:52  <mmalecki>alchimi__: you are using sessions for storing login data, correct?
18:10:13  <alchimi__>actully I am using passportjs
18:10:19  <alchimi__>and i guess it use sessions
18:10:22  <mmalecki>yeah, so sessions
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18:10:38  <mmalecki>okay, so you need to use redis store for sessions
18:11:35  <alchimi__>anylink or example
18:11:45  <jcrugzz>rob_____: i sent you a pm
18:11:47  <alchimi__>I am using mongoDB, as db btw
18:12:07  <mmalecki>alchimi__: https://github.com/visionmedia/connect-redis
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18:13:44  <rob_____>thanks. will give that a shot
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18:13:55  <alchimi__>mmalecki: so I have to change my application logic when a user login and save a key:value in redis store
18:14:11  <alchimi__>or should i change just the loadbalancer script to do so
18:14:23  <mmalecki>alchimi__: correct. this way app instances will share login data.
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18:15:06  <alchimi__>mmalecki: sorry which one correct, to change the app login script or to change the loadbalancer script?
18:15:19  <mmalecki>app login script
18:16:05  <alchimi__>for how to change the app login(using passportjs) do u know of any example. (this is my last question :)
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18:16:43  <mmalecki>alchimi__: I have never actually used passport, but I think that using connect-redis would do
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18:17:46  <alchimi__>thanx mmalecki
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18:17:52  <alchimi__>bye for now
18:18:47  <mmalecki>cya
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18:25:41  <arjunbajaj>hey, i wanted to know which datacenter do you use to host the drones on the individual plan?
18:26:03  <mmalecki>arjunbajaj: hi, that'd be joyent us-east-1
18:26:12  <arjunbajaj>i am going to host a db on AWS, so which datacenter of theirs do you recommend?
18:26:52  <jcrugzz>arjunbajaj: location wise whatever AWS is in Virginia is probably the closest
18:27:01  <arjunbajaj>i guess it'll be us-east-1 on AWS, North Virginia…
18:27:03  <arjunbajaj>thanks! :D
18:27:43  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: I got a recruiting email once that said "I saw that you are HIGHLY RANKED in JAVASCRIPT"
18:27:47  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: that was pretty funny
18:28:21  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: what if there's a secret ranking
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18:28:52  <jcrugzz>the recruiters are the only ones with the special list
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18:29:26  <cronopio>lol
18:29:32  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: jcrugzz That's what I'M saying!
18:29:34  <AndrewHenderson>Doing some Raphael.js work. Not getting any response in their IRC. Thought I'd see if any of the smart people in here might be able to help me out.
18:29:37  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: where IS this list?!
18:29:44  <jesusabdullah>what are you doing mr Henderson?
18:30:00  <cronopio>jesusabdullah: is give it in the recruiting schooll :P
18:30:01  <jesusabdullah>I'm no raphael expert though I've used it a few times
18:30:16  <jesusabdullah>cronopio: lol
18:30:26  <AndrewHenderson>I've got a g.raphael bar chart that I am animating when the user reaches a scroll threshold.
18:30:45  <jcrugzz>i wondered where they got all those fancy recruiting techniques
18:30:54  <AndrewHenderson>I've got a plunkr I can send
18:31:01  <mmalecki>the only sane recruiter I ever talked to was Google
18:31:13  <mmalecki>actually sane and spot on
18:31:16  <jesusabdullah>oh man, AndrewHenderson last I checked g.raphael was kind of terrible
18:31:31  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: did I ever tell you about facebro recruiting? That was fun
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18:31:43  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: I think they still have their hopes up
18:31:49  <jcrugzz>you troll them nicely?
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18:31:58  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: you did, me and Avian got the same thing later on
18:32:17  <jcrugzz>facebook wants you to help connect the world!
18:32:22  <jcrugzz>....
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18:32:40  <AndrewHenderson>http://plnkr.co/edit/obQZwi7nJ0t07YM5Zhs7?p=preview
18:33:15  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: yeah but I actually talked to them over the phone
18:33:26  <AndrewHenderson>The main issue I'm having is with the values of the chart. It seems the values of the bar chart are relative, so I have to use one really tall one to get the others to be short.
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18:33:31  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: "I mean if you wanna chit-chat that's cool I'm not going anywhere but whatever"
18:33:54  <jesusabdullah>AndrewHenderson: brohonestly I would shop around for other charting libs
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18:34:05  <jesusabdullah>AndrewHenderson: unfortunately last I checked charting libs in js kinda suck
18:34:17  <jesusabdullah>AndrewHenderson: truth be told nothing's stood up to matplotlib yet XD
18:35:24  <AndrewHenderson>Based on their demos you would think Raphael is a good substitute
18:35:38  <jesusabdullah>yeah you'd think so
18:35:52  <jesusabdullah>my impression of g.raphael is that they stopped working on it half-way through
18:36:47  <AndrewHenderson>eek. I didn't catch that part.
18:36:54  <jesusabdullah>npm ERR! registry error parsing json
18:36:54  <jesusabdullah>npm ERR! SyntaxError: Unexpected token H
18:36:54  <jesusabdullah>npm ERR! Host not found: registry.npmjs.org
18:36:57  <jesusabdullah>lolwut^^
18:37:17  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: you'd be surprised. I got "Host not found" on nodejs.org today.
18:37:18  <jesusabdullah>dangit where is isaac I need to needle him
18:37:35  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: I mean for me it's that it tried to json-parse "Host not found" XD
18:37:47  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: oh, it might be iris
18:37:50  <mmalecki>JasonSmith: ^
18:39:07  <deoxxa>private registry ftw
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18:39:51  <starcount>@mmalecki Anything? Not being able to deploy all day is pretty devastating. I'm getting some serious heat now.
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18:43:44  <mmalecki>starcount: I've escalated this to no avail :(. is your app already running there btw?
18:44:20  <starcount>It is. Both of them - one is a background process, and the other is an API.
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18:44:47  <starcount>I stopped them last night though, to test something. So, now, nothing.
18:45:23  <starcount>We are in development, so no customers, but I'm trying to convince my programme director to use Nodejitsu over Heroku or Engine Yard. And this isn't helping.
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18:46:19  <starcount>And we are looking at an enterprise account, so this wouldn't happen, but I can't keep reporting deployment problems, or I'll be told to move elsewhere.
18:46:49  <nathan7>jesusabdullah: npm bugs?
18:48:22  <mmalecki>starcount: I'm looking at possible solutions now
18:49:17  <starcount>Thanks. Email me at [email protected]?
18:49:23  <mmalecki>will do
18:49:54  <starcount>Good man, thanks.
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19:17:42  <cody-->can anyone help me with this https://gist.github.com/cjstewart88/14e60e1c56c9472ee847
19:18:02  <cody-->trying to deploy https://github.com/cjstewart88/nirc
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19:20:15  <jcrugzz>cody--: do you currently have a subscription plan setup?
19:20:44  <cody-->I dont think so, a few months ago it just worked
19:21:19  <blakmatrix>cody--: what is your username
19:21:28  <cody-->cjstewart88
19:22:20  <blakmatrix>cody--: your sandbox expired
19:22:46  <cody-->ah
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19:22:53  <cody-->I just submitted nirc to http://opensource.nodejitsu.com/
19:23:24  <blakmatrix>did it get accepted, or you mean you *just* submitted it
19:24:00  <cody-->I just submitted it like 5 minutes ago
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19:25:25  <jaha>does nodejitsu support "./" paths in require?
19:25:42  <nathan7>Of course we do
19:25:53  <nathan7>It's part of node's module system
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19:26:24  <jaha>thats what i thought, having issue fr some reason though
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19:33:37  <jcrugzz>jaha: could you gist any errors you are seeing when trying to deploy?
19:34:10  <cody-->awesome, thanks blakmatrix
19:34:51  <cody-->blakmatrix how long will that take to go through?
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19:35:52  <jaha>jcrugzz: https://gist.github.com/danielmahon/5136997
19:36:26  <jaha>balls. nvm, stupid .gitignore ;)
19:36:42  <jcrugzz>just make a blank .npmignore and it will work fine jaha :)
19:40:29  <blakmatrix>cody--: should be available now
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19:43:15  <booyaa>dudes
19:43:26  <booyaa>re: jitsu deploy and .gitignore
19:43:32  <booyaa>you guys are totally parsiing it!
19:43:44  <jcrugzz>npm looks at .gitignore
19:43:50  <booyaa>ah doh
19:44:03  <jcrugzz>or .npmignore
19:44:23  <booyaa>mmm but why would that mean jitsu deploy wouldn't upload the directories?
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19:44:36  <Michael___>Good Morning
19:44:40  <booyaa>they're part of my code and not part of a git clone or npm install module if that makes sense
19:44:44  <booyaa>prolly doesn't
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19:45:15  <booyaa>just comparing my snapshots and a staging directory goes missing if it's in the .gitignore
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19:45:24  <jcrugzz>booya: jitsu deploy uses `npm pack`
19:45:43  <jcrugzz>booyaa: solution is to create an empty .npmignore
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19:45:49  <jcrugzz>and the directory will be packed on deploy
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19:46:42  <jcrugzz>Good afternoon :p
19:46:52  <Michael___>So how do I tell who is on the nodejitsu support team?
19:47:07  <petrivoges>ditto
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19:47:54  <jcrugzz>they usually have a fancy symbol of sorts next to their name. I just help out around here
19:47:56  <petrivoges>error: Error running command deploy error: Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error warn: Error returned from Nodejitsu error: Error: Subdomain chosen belongs to another user
19:48:21  <petrivoges>this is the error i have been seeing the whole day when deploying
19:49:03  <Michael___>Are any support staff on?
19:49:04  <petrivoges>any reason why
19:49:23  <jcrugzz>petrivoges: hmmm can you run a `jitsu deploy --debug` and gist the output?
19:49:55  <jcrugzz>Michael___: Yea a couple are around but I can help you out or redirect to them :)
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19:54:46  <Michael___>jcrugzz: Nodejitsu's Large plans with Drones per hour, I am trying to figure out if I should use NodeJitsu, Chef on Joyent, or Ansible on Joyent for setting up automatic scaling of NodeJs applications to multiple servers.
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19:56:15  <Michael___>jcrugzz: Are you familiar with any of those?
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19:57:34  <jcrugzz>Michael___: I am not particularly familiar with the other options. I just know that chef requires quite a read to really get going
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19:58:08  <Michael___>jcrugzz: "quite a read"? Not sure what you mean by this
19:59:33  <jcrugzz>Michael___: I just have heard that there are some textbook size reads on using chef
19:59:54  <nathan7>You pretty much need to know Ruby to use chef
20:00:28  <Michael___>+nathan7: do you pretty much need to know Python to use Ansible?
20:00:28  <jcrugzz>What I can tell you is that nodejitsu is probably the best way to get up and running the fastest. Having been around node for over a year now, I have been using them since beta
20:01:21  <Michael___>how can you manage the Large Plan? Can you fine tune it just like a chef for only nodejs applications?
20:01:30  <nathan7>Michael___: I haven't ever worked with ansible
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20:02:44  <jcrugzz>Michael___: I am not sure what exactly you mean by "fine tune" but with nodejitsu you pretty much deal in terms of "drones".
20:02:56  <jcrugzz>drones essentially run one single node process
20:03:01  <jcrugzz>in a virtual machine
20:03:12  <jcrugzz>and you can have multiple drones in order to horizontally scale
20:03:36  <Michael___>With the pay per hour (min $11) per month option, how do you set how many drones are used? Does it automatic start and stop drones based on server load?
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20:04:52  <jcrugzz>Michael___: you manually set how many drones you want to use for individual plans (limited 3 per app). Business plans you can horizontally scale to your hearts desire and they will be implementing the autoscaling functionality very soon
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20:05:35  <Michael___>how does nodejitsu server static files?
20:05:35  <jcrugzz>you also get some other perks in business plans like choice of data center, increased memory per drone and custom domain ssl as some examples
20:05:49  <nathan7>Michael___: You just use a static file server module
20:05:52  <Michael___>do you have to have all your static files in a git Repo?
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20:06:14  <nathan7>When you deploy, jitsu runs npm pack and puts it all in a tar that's uploaded to our build server
20:06:24  <nathan7>build server installs dependencies and tahdah, deployment
20:06:36  <jcrugzz>Michael___: you can do something of the sort for static files but its recommended to use a CDN for them. Or roll your own CDN using versions http://blog.jit.su/content-delivery-network-in-node-js
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20:08:38  <Michael___>So for Individual Large plan, you are limited to 3 drones per app?
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20:09:43  <nathan7>Michael___: The plans are total drones
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20:10:04  <jcrugzz>Michael___: yea, if you are going to be doing any major scaling you will want to be on a business plan
20:10:18  <nathan7>Michael___: oh, large plan
20:10:30  <nathan7>Michael___: Large plan is $0.0042/hr/drone
20:10:44  <Michael___>yes has anyone here used one?
20:10:47  <nathan7>Michael___: You have a minimum of $11
20:11:11  <nathan7>Michael___: so, to run 1 drone 24/7 for a month is about $3
20:11:43  <Michael___>11$ is fine, but there is no automatic scaling of the Large plan based on server load?
20:11:57  <nathan7>That's coming soon
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20:12:37  <jcrugzz>Michael___: yea that won't be an individual plan feature as far as I know
20:12:56  <nathan7>Yeah, autoscaling is business-pan
20:12:58  <nathan7>*plan
20:13:13  <jcrugzz>you may as well predefine to 3 drones if you are expecting enough traffic to justify
20:14:08  <nathan7>As a reference: the nodejitsu homepage runs on 2 drones
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20:14:22  <booyaa>jcrugzz: will give it a go thanks!
20:14:31  <booyaa>also will learn to write code that is a bit more defensive
20:14:32  <jcrugzz>booyaa: np
20:14:37  <nathan7>(and so does Nodejitsu Webops, which is fairly intensive)
20:16:30  <coderarity>"ants aren't stupid"
20:16:33  <coderarity>greatest thing
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20:37:01  <booyaa>how bizarre must be using .npmignore incorrectly. oh well ship it
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20:45:17  <booyaa>i should really have this tattooed.. date "+%Y%m%d-%H%M"
20:45:44  <jcrugzz>lol. wouldnt be my first choice
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21:06:47  <booyaa>\o/
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21:19:04  <booyaa>heh code school have a how to deploy on heroku
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21:19:19  <booyaa>i love code school and i have a begrudging respect for heroku
21:19:28  <booyaa>but man would it be so hard to jitsu deploy?
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21:23:36  <booyaa>heh had a cute easter egg in his footer template (from grunt init template for little printer projects)
21:24:00  <booyaa>can't bear to remove it, it's a ascii bunny it's in the comments
21:24:44  <blakmatrix>man I so need to check out this grunt stuff
21:24:51  <blakmatrix>everybody is talking about it
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21:25:32  <booyaa>i'm still at that running commands blindly
21:26:18  <booyaa>i reckon grunt + chef/puppet = crazy delicious
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21:26:51  <booyaa>grunt seems to do a helluva alot like will run your tests, minify etc
21:27:05  <Barnzy>Hi all, does anyone use the node-minify library for their minifying and uglify?
21:31:03  <nathan7>I'd just use a predeploy hook for my assets with a script that just runs uglifyjs
21:32:38  <booyaa>\o/
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21:42:15  <Barnzy>nathan7 - The predeploy hook looks to be fairly new, how exactly would you go about implementing the uglifyjs on predeploy? Documentation is sparce.
21:42:43  <nathan7>I'm pretty sure we've had predeploy for quite a while
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21:43:59  <nathan7>Barnzy: We use Square for our homepage
21:44:01  <Barnzy>I'm a lowly newbie so wouldn't know, my search took me to the commit that implemented it and that's all I could find.
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21:44:51  <nathan7>Barnzy: In your package.json
21:44:59  <nathan7>Barnzy: There's a scripts property
21:45:50  <nathan7>Barnzy: when something happens, npm will run the presomething, something and postsomething hooks
21:46:01  <nathan7>Barnzy: You can just call a script in there
21:46:26  <Barnzy>Nathan7: Forgive me for asking a basic question, is that a simple shell script?
21:46:33  <nathan7>Barnzy: Yeah
21:46:39  <nathan7>Barnzy: npm just shells out to run that
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21:47:25  <Barnzy>nathan7: Brilliant, I will simply work on a shell script that does what I need and add the predeploy hook.
21:47:46  <nathan7>Barnzy: [=
21:48:01  <Barnzy>nathan7: Thanks for the help! :-)
21:48:41  <nathan7>Barnzy: You're welcome C=
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22:30:25  <jaha>is phantom.js installed on nodejitsu? if not, any suggestions about how to convert html to pdf?
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22:33:32  <jcrugzz>jaha: no phantomjs is not on nodejitsu, it requires too many other dependencies. what exactly are you trying to convert?
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22:34:16  <jaha>html documents created by templates and wysiwygs
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22:38:22  <jcrugzz>jaha: hmm yea i don't know a good way to do that honestly
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22:40:23  <albertd>hi all, small question any news on multi DC on business accounts?
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22:44:49  <jcrugzz>albertd: I haven't heard anything yet. I know its on the list but I think autoscaling would be the next thing to expect
22:45:21  <albertd>jcrugzz: also very nice, no idea at the moment if we have enough drones :)
22:45:40  <albertd>jcrugzz: any time schedule?
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22:48:39  <jcrugzz>albertd: there should be some more ams drones with your name on them :). But I dont know any time schedule, I've just heard the whispers
22:48:59  <albertd>jcrugzz: i saw :) already used them :)
22:50:21  <albertd>jcrugzz: how do people in general do statistics information on nodejitsu, i've looked at elasticsearch + node-logstash, or are their better solutions?
22:51:20  <blakmatrix>albertd: i was trying out nodefly the other day
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22:52:18  <jcrugzz>albertd: and i guess it depends on the kind of statistics. I know https://github.com/indexzero/window-stream is used to do certain calculations
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22:52:36  <albertd>blakmatrix: hi! looks also nice, json based?
22:54:12  <blakmatrix>albertd: not sure really
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22:54:52  <albertd>blakmatrix: ok, looked at loggly but would like some more flexibility in queries
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22:57:57  <blakmatrix>there is also logentries that has a instructions how to get up and runninghttps://logentries.com/doc/nodejitsu/
22:58:47  <jcrugzz>albertd: https://papertrailapp.com/
22:59:14  <jcrugzz>havent tried it but its another one of those solutions
22:59:39  <albertd>jcrugzz: yeah saw that one, but didn't support json objects yet...
23:00:12  <jcrugzz>json should be a first class citizen damnit!
23:01:10  <albertd>blakmatrix: logentries looks interesting...
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