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00:01:18  <issue-13778>My localhost server nginx is hosting an ajax call as this: https://bizducoin.iriscouch.com/bizducoin/111?_=1378424726346
00:02:12  <issue-13778>but the return is always: XMLHttpRequest cannot load https://bizducoin.iriscouch.com/bizducoin/111?_=1378424726346. Origin http://localhost is not allowed by Access-Control-Allow-Origin. localhost/:1
00:02:43  <julianduque>issue-13778: let me check something
00:03:40  <julianduque>issue-13778: can you test again?
00:04:13  <issue-13778>i will test now
00:04:31  <issue-13778>Nice
00:04:41  <julianduque>your instance has: enable_cors = true, allow_jsonp = true and I added origins = *
00:04:41  <issue-13778>i am in my ajax function success now
00:04:54  <julianduque>oh, so the origins = * was the thing
00:05:12  <issue-13778>ok thanks a lot :) I will go play with that
00:05:21  <issue-13778>bye!
00:06:59  <julianduque>:)
00:06:59  <julianduque>bye
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00:15:24  <rcombs>https://github.com/laverdet/node-fibers/issues/94 <-- can someone poke at this?
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00:38:42  <coen-hyde>hey guys my app popbasic-frontend-production is returning 502 again
00:39:43  <coen-hyde>same with popbasic-static-production
00:41:19  <julianduque>coen-hyde: username?
00:41:54  <coen-hyde>@juliandupue coenhyde
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00:47:15  <julianduque>coen-hyde: check again please
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00:48:02  <coen-hyde>@juliandupue ok thanks
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01:22:05  <daviddia_>Hi Nodejitsu folks
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01:22:32  <daviddias>I'm seeing a "hello, I know nodejitsu." instead of app :(
01:22:48  <julianduque>daviddias: username/appname? tnf?
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01:28:42  <nmanousos>what's up with status.jit.su?
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01:34:15  <draftnight>my nodejitsu site is down https://app.draftnight.com/status
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01:44:28  <vlad___>Hi, my app is 502ing currently and I see no trace of any log errors or any other errors. Could someone help debug it just a bit?
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02:08:30  <bobbybuilder>hi i need help restarting my app
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02:08:48  <bobbybuilder>i'm getting the 502 error again, but i'm at home and not at work
02:09:05  <julianduque>bobbybuilder: username/appname?
02:09:26  <bobbybuilder>paintzen/paintsite
02:10:51  <bobbybuilder>@julianduque did you do something? because its back :)
02:10:54  <julianduque>bobbybuilder: done
02:11:04  <julianduque>sorry for the inconveniences :/
02:11:10  <julianduque>vlad___: username/appname?
02:12:41  <bobbybuilder>julianduque: thanks. now that i'm out of panic mode... i have a question
02:13:55  <bobbybuilder>are these balancer problems system wide? or are they in certain zones? My real question being if I upgrade to a different plan would that prevent this problem?
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02:15:20  <julianduque>bobbybuilder: this is mainly on us-east-1 dc
02:16:06  <bobbybuilder>so if i upgraded to larger business plan, could I deploy 3 drones in different zones and mitigate this downtime?
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02:19:09  <julianduque>bobbybuilder: by now the 3 drones need to be in the same dc
02:19:58  <bobbybuilder>julianduque: what do you mean? by now?
02:21:29  <bobbybuilder>i wouldn't be able to deploy drones in different dcs?
02:21:45  <julianduque>bobbybuilder: we don't support multi-dc right now, your app can run on a different dc but not on multiple dcs at the same time
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02:23:32  <bobbybuilder>hmm is that a planned feature? It seems pretty important in order to prevent downtime
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02:23:53  <bobbybuilder>is there anything else i can do to prevent downtime like this?
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02:35:31  <ggoodman>is there anything others can do to get their sites back 'online'?
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02:36:29  <ggoodman>Plunker is not even 404'ing or 502'ing right now... its just not accessible at all
02:36:43  <ggoodman>ggoodman / plunker_www in case you need to know
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02:44:14  <bobbybuilder>?
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02:44:44  <bobbybuilder>julianduque: hmm is that a planned feature? It seems pretty important in order to prevent downtime
02:44:50  <cygnus_x>what is error 502: reached max retries limit?
02:44:58  <bobbybuilder>julianduque: is there anything else i can do to prevent downtime like this?
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02:47:19  <bobbybuilder>@julianduque: hmm is that a planned feature? It seems pretty important in order to prevent downtime
02:47:35  <bobbybuilder>@julianduque: is there anything else i can do to prevent downtime like this?
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02:50:30  <ggoodman>bobbybuilder: I've heard that certain dances, combined with gutteral sounds, works wonders. YMMV
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02:51:00  <bobbybuilder>ggoodman: haha
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02:51:43  <ggoodman>I wonder what kind of chaos we would see if status.jit.su went 'red'
02:52:36  <ggoodman>...the type of carnage no fire dance could ever hope to subdue, I guess
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02:59:35  <ggoodman>Any updates from the jitsu team on what is going on and what sort of timeline might be expected?
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03:18:32  <bmcmahen>is the 502 - Reached max retries limit error related to the load balancer failures?
03:19:00  <julianduque>bmcmahen: username/appname?
03:19:11  <bmcmahen>bmcmahen/livingarchives
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03:20:35  <julianduque>bmcmahen: should be fine now
03:20:47  <bmcmahen>yup. that did it. thanks
03:21:20  <ggoodman>seems plunker just came back up but sloooowww
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03:23:09  <ggoodman>julianduque: are the issues w/ the load balancer also causing slowdowns for when apps are reachable? Or is this a separate issue I should be concerned about?
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03:26:48  <ggoodman>You guys need the same zero-downtime deploys / rollbacks that you give us
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03:27:52  <dog1204>Hi
03:28:35  <dog1204>Is it that a single app can only be assigned 3 drones at most?
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03:36:01  <ggoodman>julianduque: any hints you can give me as to the nature of the crashing. The deployed code remains unchanged from the last few weeks when I wasn't seeing crashes.
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03:38:44  <ggoodman>and you've indicated on twitter that my app is crashing on twitter. I need more info! :-S As you can see a bunch of people are in a bit of a panic over the outage.
03:40:39  <ggoodman>now I'm seeing mongo bsonobj errors... WTF is going on
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03:41:44  <julianduque>ggoodman: i'm seeing an express error `500 Error creating session`
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04:50:59  <decimalplus_>is there anybody to help?
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04:59:08  <sberryman>haha, their status page is even really slow to load
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05:08:18  <sberryman>decimalplus_: it sucks, they have a great platform with some serious downtime issues and always seem to come back to the LBs
05:08:55  <sberryman>i dont host any production apps on nodejitsu anymore but have some stuff running waiting for the day i have 99+% uptime on those non-critical apps to move everything back over to jitsu
05:09:05  <decimalplus_>that's true, i'm about to switch to another service
05:09:47  <decimalplus_>I only use jitsu for websocket, but thanks god it's not production
05:11:10  <sberryman>honestly, i would hate to be a PaaS.. i've released software many times that has caused some downtime but that is only for my clients, imagine the pressure of releasing something and taking down thousands of people
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05:12:49  <sberryman>i've been using these guys since they were back on rackspace and they have gotten a lot better, i'm still holding out hope
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05:41:30  <decimalplus_>dscape jcrugzz jesusabdullah Sly yawnt: is anybody around?
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07:47:01  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: Problems for me too: 502 "Reached max retries limit" - I'm on business plan and we have production going on and this is not good at all. :(
07:47:22  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: App is mobilimeet-services on Amsterdam node.
07:48:05  <`3rdEden>ejeklint: what's your username?
07:49:52  <ejeklint>mobilimeet
07:50:02  <`3rdEden>ejeklint: I did another jitsu start on your app, it should be running again
07:51:03  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: OK, thanks now it runs. I tried myself from cli and webops but that didn't work. Why is that? Do I lack magic fingers? :)
07:51:22  <`3rdEden>ejeklint: did you do a restart or a start?
07:52:00  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: Restart from webops, start from cli
07:52:20  <`3rdEden>ejeklint: a start fixes this
07:52:52  <`3rdEden>not sure why your cli would fail and mine would work
07:54:48  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: OK. BTW can we expect a post mortem/description of the problems that have been around since your upgrade? Nodejitsu is now too unstable to fully rely on for us and it would be good to have an official statement on actions and roadmap. We are still very much in beta, but with paying customers, but will expand pretty large in a few weeks to come.
07:56:20  <`3rdEden>ejeklint: Yes, after we're done with the investigation we'll post a post mortem
07:56:49  <door>"jitsu restart" doesn't apply changed env variables, either. you guys should probably deprecate it, since it clearly doesn't do what people think it does.
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07:57:36  <`3rdEden>door: that's because a restart just restarts the node process on the drone. It doesn't re-deploy your app on a new drone with the latest information
07:57:48  <door>yeah, but clearly people think it does more than that.
07:57:50  <door>https://twitter.com/dscape/status/352007837460865025
07:58:14  <door>and why not? why would people think they have to stop and then start their app to pick up something like new variables.
07:58:31  <`3rdEden>you don't need to stop your app
07:58:41  <`3rdEden>you can just `jitsu start` again
07:58:59  <door>that's bad design. why would start do something when an app is already running?
07:59:03  <door>that's why people have a "restart" command
07:59:08  <`3rdEden>So it refreshes your drone without down time
07:59:11  <door>including you guys
07:59:18  <door>yeah, restart
07:59:29  <door>i know it makes total sense to you guys, but it clearly doesn't make sense to the rest of the world
07:59:31  <`3rdEden>no, it's not a restart
07:59:41  <`3rdEden>it moves your app to a new server and starts it
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08:00:10  <door>yeah, but you're mistaking your inside knowledge with good design for regular folks on the outside
08:00:43  <`3rdEden>door: but I do agree that we should properly document it
08:00:49  <dragonstun>hi, i need urgent help
08:01:00  <`3rdEden>but I don't see any reason for why we should depricate the restart as it has it's uses
08:01:15  <`3rdEden>better documentation would help with the confusion
08:01:46  <`3rdEden>but maybe we should just have `jitsu restart --soft` do the current restart and have `jitsu restart` be an alias with `jitsu start`
08:02:01  <dragonstun>i have an application that is running live at the airport and we're about to process 130 passengers but my app is down
08:02:14  <dragonstun>i cannot access the web console after i tried restarting it through there
08:02:24  <`3rdEden>dragonstun: username & appname?
08:03:26  <dragonstun>mytravelcharter is the app
08:03:31  <dragonstun>ascendtek is username
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08:18:34  <JetHedgehog>error: Error running command deploy
08:18:35  <JetHedgehog>error: Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error
08:18:36  <JetHedgehog>warn: Error returned from Nodejitsu
08:18:37  <JetHedgehog>error: Error: Unhandled error
08:19:04  <JetHedgehog>jitsu start doesn't help
08:19:56  <`3rdEden>JetHedgehog: we're working on it
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08:20:36  <JetHedgehog>hope you'll fix it soon. sadly, nodejitsu is very unreliable during last month
08:21:26  <`3rdEden>JetHedgehog: it was a small maintance cycle
08:21:37  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: Another thing: suddenly our certificates are gone. I now have a *.nodejitsu.com cert instead of my own for our domain name.
08:22:00  <JetHedgehog>1 month of deployment problems == small?
08:22:54  <JetHedgehog>and finally not working apps… I
08:26:16  <`3rdEden>JetHedgehog: I was referring to the issue you we're seeing atm
08:26:28  <`3rdEden>The recent downtime will be explained in a post mortem
08:26:48  <JetHedgehog>it began more than 10 hours ago
08:27:04  <`3rdEden>ejeklint: you still have that issue?
08:27:07  <JetHedgehog>waiting for it, thanks
08:27:46  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: Checking
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08:28:30  <`3rdEden>ejeklint: mmalecki is going to restart the balancers to see if that resolves anything for you
08:28:39  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: OK
08:29:25  <JetHedgehog>Do you agree that Nodejitsu should be at least comparable in reliability to nodejs self-hosted on cheap VDS? for example, I could buy VDS at DigitalOcean - it seems that it would be more stableЁ
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08:32:03  <JetHedgehog>in that case I can get DB on the same machine, SSD storage and more RAM… what's the big deal in Nodejitsu if it crashes often? Hope you''ll perceive my comment as a positive feedback. I like using Nodejitsu… don't want to change it.
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08:32:58  <ejeklint>whoops, now my IRC client crashed. Apparently not my day today as *everything* goes down. :)
08:33:09  <ejeklint>Did I miss anything?
08:33:36  <`3rdEden>JetHedgehog: we're just as annoyed by these disruptions as you are, if not more. Uptime and performance the most important things on your list and we're working with all our resources on fixing these disruptions
08:33:40  <`3rdEden>ejeklint: can you retry
08:34:07  <JetHedgehog>hope you'll overcome these!
08:35:00  <door>fwiw it's been like this all year.
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08:36:05  <door>the ceo suggested i self-host cos things were so painful at nodejitsu
08:36:20  <door>:(
08:36:50  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: Almost. It works for one subdomain but not for the other: api.mobilimeet.com
08:37:39  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: Should I re-upload my certs?
08:37:59  <`3rdEden>ejeklint: you can try, it could resolve these issues for you
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08:38:51  <JetHedgehog>door, thank for info
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08:39:15  <JetHedgehog>probably I should'n offer nodejitsu for production to my clients
08:39:37  <JetHedgehog>although as development environment it's handy
08:39:40  <`3rdEden>door: I highly doubt our current CEO said that
08:40:01  <JetHedgehog>You've changed CEO? nice)
08:40:50  <`3rdEden>JetHedgehog: Ages ago
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08:43:13  <door>i have the email
08:43:18  <door>but whatever
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08:44:28  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: Still no go at api.mobiimeet.com - I tried upload new certs but it's still referring to *.nodejitsu.com certs.
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08:44:44  <`3rdEden>mmalecki: ^
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08:47:09  <nodejitsu-github>composer-systems/master 2b3415f Maciej Małecki: [fix] Keep CouchDB data in `/data/couchdb`
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08:48:39  <GreenG>hello, was there an announcement about the domain move from nodejitsu to jit.su??
08:48:49  <GreenG>all my apps stopped working since it changed, pretty annoyed
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08:52:43  <`3rdEden>GreenG: jit.su and nodejitsu.com all point to the same app server, you can use both
08:55:38  <ejeklint>`3rdEden: Any ETA on this certificate problems? Right now my dev team *and* a customer is rolling thumbs while I'm sweating. Our apps refuse to work without proper certs being installed.
08:55:58  <`3rdEden>mmalecki: can you look at it %^
08:56:24  <GreenG>weird, all my apps that used nodejitsu stopped working until I changed it to jit.su
09:01:21  <mmalecki>ejeklint: hey
09:01:34  <ejeklint>mmalecki: Hi
09:01:46  <mmalecki>ejeklint: can you send me the certificates to maciej at nodejitsu.com? sorry about that, need to restore them
09:03:03  <ejeklint>mmalecki: can I not re-upload them? Sending pvt key over email is a sin. ;)
09:03:28  <mmalecki>ejeklint: yes, please reupload
09:04:35  <ejeklint>mmalecki: Done
09:04:59  <ejeklint>It's for the subdomain api.mobilimeet.com it doesn't work.
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09:10:57  <mmalecki>ejeklint: should be back up
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09:13:31  <ejeklint>mmalecki: Seems ok now. What was the problem?
09:14:14  <mmalecki>ejeklint: we'll be publishing a detailed post mortem - the short version is that we've been fighting with cascading fails since we lost quite a bunch of servers this morning
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09:14:58  <Langproving>Hi, I'm getting a 502 on my 3 apps. jitsu start works properly but it doesn't solve the problem
09:15:10  <mmalecki>ejeklint: it's all stabilizing now, few issues still persisting, we're working hard to make sure that everything is stable. learnt quite a lesson today.
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09:15:54  <lordscamalot>Hi, our app has been up and down since yesterday evening. Any idea when issues will be fixed?
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09:16:25  <GreenG>yer I've just uploaded a new version of my app and it's 502ing now. Thank god it's not live yet
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09:17:50  <ejeklint>mmalecki: Sounds good. :) Will any of you be at nodeconf.eu next week?
09:18:34  <maasan>I am getting 502 Reached max retries limit. Why is it happening?
09:18:54  <Langproving>Now my subdomain is showing a wierd html page that isn't mine.
09:19:42  <mmalecki>ejeklint: unfortunately not
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09:20:20  <alexpol>Strange situation: I deployed new app version but old is avaliable via web, then I just stopped it (i see it stopped in admin web interface) and it is still avaliable on the web
09:20:33  <mmalecki>ejeklint: where are you based tho? we're always happy to hang out with our community :-)
09:21:45  <alexpol>@mmalecki: Hi Maciej, have you seen my message on ffmpeg?
09:23:18  <maasan>any idea on 502 Reached max retries limit issue?
09:23:27  <alexpol>Guys I even deleted my app but it is still available on the web
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09:26:29  <ejeklint>mmalecki: I'm in Stockholm, Sweden
09:27:41  <mmalecki>ejeklint: oh man. ever hang out around Berlin? I'm in Poland so that's the closest civilized city
09:28:06  <mmalecki>alexpol: I did, sorry, was fighting fires all day
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09:30:47  <alexpol>@mmalecki: I have another problem no I deleted the app but it is still avaliable on the web =)
09:31:16  <ejeklint>mmalecki: Yes, I love Berlin and go there as often as I can. :)
09:31:24  <alexpol>@mmalecki: the app was on old stack I think
09:32:07  <mmalecki>ejeklint: there you go! shoot me a line at maciej at nodejitsu.com if you're there again, let's grab some good german beer
09:32:28  <ejeklint>mmalecki: ^5
09:33:19  <mmalecki>alexpol: username/appname please?
09:36:14  <alexpol>@mmalecki: alexpol/bbooks-composer
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09:43:10  <ejeklint>mmalecki: Problems never end today. Now I have CORS errors, out of the blue. Haven't seen this before… what to do? Our service layer do set CORS-related headres.
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09:45:12  <Chen>I cannot access my page: ***.jit.su right now, anyone has the same problem?
09:46:42  <GreenG>yes, been down for like 24hours
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09:47:38  <Chen>Does it mean our app stopped running?
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09:50:53  <Guest9772>any progress on 502 problem?
09:51:29  <shaps>afaik they solved it yesterday
09:51:41  <shaps>and you should restart your app
09:52:04  <maasan>I restarted my app. but 502 issue also happening
09:52:35  <maasan>shaps: 502 is still happening to my app.
09:53:06  <GreenG>yer confirmed not resolved to me
09:53:13  <GreenG>no matter how many times I start/restart/stop it
09:54:24  <Langproving>@mmalecki we have a business plan and we are experiencing 502 errors. We have tried moving from one data center to another but we are still experiencing the same issue. What should we do? We are losing customers
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09:56:09  <dog1204>Hi
09:56:44  <nathan7>We're working on a hotfix, stay tuned
09:56:51  <shaps>Ops, also my app does not work
09:56:54  <shaps>:P
09:57:01  <dog1204>why all the nodejitsu app now are "not found"
09:57:01  <maasan>nathan7: Okay, please make it fast
09:57:41  <dog1204>SO I just test it using nodejitsu's helloworld example
09:57:53  <dog1204>after deploying
09:58:16  <maasan>@dog1204 They have issue somewhere, they are working on it
09:58:29  <dog1204>It still shows 404 not found
09:58:32  <dog1204>OK
09:58:37  <dog1204>I got it
09:58:47  <dog1204>thx @maasan
09:58:57  <ejeklint>AAARRRGH! I'm back on 502 problems. What. Is. Happening. :( :(
09:59:28  <maasan>ejeklint: there is an issue in Nodejitsu, They are working on hot fix.
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10:01:49  <Marak>jesus fucking christ. you guys still havent unfucked yourselves? i've got 5 emails in my inbox this morning
10:01:56  <Marak>i need to change my email address this is bullshit
10:02:01  <maasan>nathan7: It will be much better and useful if you have chat support in Nodejitsu site.
10:02:06  <Marak>fucking losers
10:02:08  <shaps>lol 5 emails is a lot?
10:02:11  <shaps>:/
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10:02:19  <Marak>complaining that nodejitsu is broken
10:02:20  <Marak>it is
10:02:25  <Marak>NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM ANYMORE
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10:02:55  <nathan7>..sorry about that
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10:03:59  <shaps>my app looks like back up right now
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10:09:04  <ejeklint>OK, I'm up again
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10:11:00  <maasan>ejeklint: shaps: Does your site working now?
10:11:08  <shaps>yup
10:14:15  <shaps>It looks like is a little bit slow, but works
10:14:35  <maasan>shaps: For me, it still shows 502 error
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10:16:52  <GreenG>yer I'm still getting 502
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10:27:33  <maasan>Now the site is working for me.
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10:33:46  <GreenG>mines back up
10:34:25  <GreenG>well it's going up and down actually
10:34:33  <GreenG>got a 400 bad request randomly just now
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10:38:05  <alexpol>@mmalecki: how is it going with my app (alexpol/bbooks-composer)?
10:39:19  <shaps>well, maybe they're still working on fixing
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10:42:48  <mmalecki>alexpol: sorry, the app is still there
10:42:55  <mmalecki>alexpol: it exists, nobody deleted it
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10:43:07  <alexpol>yes I created it again)
10:43:10  <mmalecki>alexpol: even better, still showing as started
10:43:11  <mmalecki>okay
10:43:23  <mmalecki>so what's up?
10:43:29  <alexpol>@mmalecki: but the old version available still
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10:45:13  <mmalecki>alexpol: try now? just started it
10:45:52  <alexpol>@mmalecki: yes, now the new version
10:45:56  <alexpol>@mmalecki: thanks
10:46:13  <mmalecki>word. things should be pretty much normal at this point
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11:14:39  <nodejitsu-github>forza/master 88a1db2 Maciej Małecki: [dist] Bump version to 0.1.9-dev
11:14:39  <nodejitsu-github>forza/master f4c23f7 Maciej Małecki: [minor] Upgrade `saneopt` to mmalecki/[email protected]
11:14:39  <nodejitsu-github>forza/master 0dcbc35 Maciej Małecki: [dist] Bump version to 0.2.0
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11:14:50  <nodejitsu-github>forza/v0.1.9-dev 0132477 Maciej Małecki: [dist] Bump version to 0.1.9-dev
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11:25:13  <Mullac>Hey guys, my instance was 'fixed' yesterday but is dead again.
11:25:44  <Mullac>Is there any update on when you expect these issues to be resolved?
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11:34:17  <GreenG>nope, mines up and down intermittently still
11:34:27  <GreenG>400 bad request this time
11:34:30  <GreenG>502 seems to have gone away
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11:56:40  <`3rdEden>The balancer issues should be fixed now, if you still have any issues. Give us a heads up.
11:56:53  * `3rdEdentopic: Nodejitsu | Cloud Status: https://status.jit.su | Support hours Mon-Fri 9am to 8pm EST
11:57:05  * `3rdEdentopic: Nodejitsu | Cloud Status: https://status.nodejitsu.com | Support hours Mon-Fri 9am to 8pm EST
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12:07:09  <JetHedgehog>http://go.arhivstatey.ru/ doesn't respond
12:07:22  <JetHedgehog>sorry, it was just too sloooow
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12:12:08  <`3rdEden>JetHedgehog: pfew ;)
12:13:47  <JetHedgehog>now go.lifecoding.ru doesn't respond for real
12:13:57  <langproving>@`3rdEden: We have a business plan. We are trying to start one of aour apps and it says "No free servers available"
12:14:24  <JetHedgehog>http://go.lifecoding.ru - simply resets connection
12:14:46  <JetHedgehog>sometimes after 60-90 secs, sometimes immediatly
12:14:56  <`3rdEden>langproving: which datacenter/size?
12:15:03  <JetHedgehog>sometimes for… weird
12:15:18  <JetHedgehog>* dometimes works
12:15:41  <Sly>JetHedgehog: I just started up a balancer that apparently went down without being noticed. Can you see if you're still having problems?
12:15:42  <`3rdEden>JetHedgehog: Sly just restarted a balancer, so that might have caused it
12:17:16  <langproving>@`3rdEden: we are in Amsterdam
12:17:26  <langproving>datacenter
12:17:56  <JetHedgehog>it works now
12:18:12  <`3rdEden>langproving: which size drones?
12:18:18  <langproving>We have 5 drones
12:18:58  <Sly>JetHedgehog: awesome.
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12:19:43  <langproving>@`3rdEden: We have 5 drones, but the app that is not running only has two drones assigned
12:19:47  <`3rdEden>langproving: sure, but I need to know the ram size
12:19:59  <`3rdEden>default, 256 or 512, 1gb,
12:20:53  <langproving>I don't know? How do I know that? We haven't changed anything regarding RAM, so I guess it's defauls
12:21:46  <`3rdEden>langproving: jitsu cloud should give you that info
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12:22:51  <langproving>@`3rdEden: Ok, jitsu cloud says: 256
12:23:36  <`3rdEden>langproving: ok, thanks. I'm creating 10 more drones from scratch atm, so I can take a while before they are ready (as it depends on the speed of our provider)
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12:35:50  <`3rdEden>langproving: could you try again?
12:37:45  <langproving>@`3rdEden: Still stopped, click start and it doesn't
12:38:04  <langproving>@`3rdEden: "No free servers available"
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12:39:03  <`3rdEden>langproving: can you give me your nodejitsu username & appname?
12:39:36  <langproving>sure, "langproving" & "vocabulary-notebook"
12:40:06  <langproving>@`3rdEden: sure, "langproving" & "vocabulary-notebook"
12:40:30  <`3rdEden>thanks
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12:41:44  <pjbrinck>what is status on yesterdays load balancer problems with resulting 502 errors?
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12:45:18  <`3rdEden>pjbrinck: they should be fixed
12:45:20  <atheken>Hi all, not sure if this is the right place to ask questions about the 'resourceful', but I'll throw it out there and see if anyone has any thoughts on this. I'm trying to use resourceful in the browser. Browserify will process the package, but I think (due to the way that the engines are dynamically required), the final package fails.
12:45:35  <langproving>@`3rdEden: Any news?
12:46:00  <`3rdEden>langproving: Sly is spawning atm, but you could migrate to different dc so your app runs again
12:47:07  <pjbrinck>@`3rdEden: reg. 502, does that mean I have to restart my app as opposed to expect it to be restarted automatically by Nodejitsu or simply just to work upon fixing problem ? I am still getting 502 when calling my app
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12:48:40  <`3rdEden>pjbrinck: we haven't automatically started apps that got 502'd yet as we're still monitoring the balancers and don't want to interfere with it. You can start it your self manually by doing a `jitsu start`
12:50:03  <pjbrinck>thanks, moving forward, as I professionalize my app, how should I ensure automatical restart upon any jitsu problem fix?
12:50:35  <pjbrinck>@`3rdEden: ups, that was a question for U
12:50:36  <`3rdEden>pjbrinck: we always try to start your app 3 times before giving up and giving a 502
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12:52:11  <pjbrinck>@`3rdEden: hmmmm, my app has not been altered for maybe 2 weeks, suddenly stops running, I assume bc of the load balancer problem, then Jitsu fixes the load balancer problem, should I not expect for my app to be automatically running as soon as problem is fixed?
12:52:48  <jmar777>Any word on the outtage yesterday?
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12:54:28  <jmar777>After this tweet: https://twitter.com/nodejitsu/status/375714547057045504, I was under the impression that this was being handled by Nodejitsu, so it was surprising to find my site was still down as of 30 minutes ago
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12:55:07  <Sly>jmar777: we restarted a balancer a few minutes ago that was seeming to have some problems. Have you tried again in the past ~15 minutes?
12:55:29  <jmar777>Sly: I ended up doing the `jitsu start` on my end, which worked
12:56:20  <jmar777>Sly: was the balancer issue unrelated to the original 502 problem (referenced in the tweet)?
12:56:37  <Sly>jmar777: nah. The 502 was balancer related.
12:56:52  <langproving>@`3rdEden: Thanks, we moved to another dc and the app is running
12:57:26  <`3rdEden>langproving: good to hear
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12:59:08  <jmar777>Sly: Ahh. So, the `jitsu start` on the Nodejitsu side never happen then?
12:59:36  <Sly>jmar777: the `jitsu start` gave your application a new IP address in our balancers. That's why it started responding again.
12:59:40  <Sly>We're still looking into the exact problem.
13:00:18  <jmar777>Sly: yes, but Nodejitsu's tweet said that *Nodejitsu* was going to do that for apps that were in that state. But from what I can see on my end, that didn't happen.
13:00:36  <Sly>jmar777: your app probably wasn't in a bad state when that was sent out. Not sure.
13:00:43  <Sly>Or perhaps you were in line for it, and it just hadn't got to your app yet.
13:00:56  <jmar777>Sly: My point is that Nodejitsu sent out a tweet that said "Sites are down, but we got it...". I was busy, so I was happy to let Nodejitsu handle it. And then I find my site was down for ~12 hours
13:01:29  <Sly>jmar777: apologies. We've got a lot of fixes in staging that we're working on testing right now that will hopefully solve these problems we're seeing.
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13:02:16  <jmar777>Sly: k. not trying to shift all the blame here - it was easy to fix on my side too.
13:02:51  <Sly>jmar777: of course. No offense taken on my part. We're aware that we have a few kinks to work out, so it's pretty much damage control until we can get the fixes pushed to production.
13:03:06  <Sly>As mentioned though, they're still being tested. We don't want to throw something in production that's going to make it worse. Ya know?
13:03:26  <jmar777>Sly: Aight. I'll go grab my coffee now before I get any more passive aggressive :)
13:03:38  <Sly>jmar777: Hahaha.. alright.
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13:59:41  <wesbos>are you guys down again?!
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13:59:57  <wesbos>My app was down all night
14:00:02  <wesbos>and I just had to start it myself
14:00:34  <happycloud>Mine redirected to rednames site - what's up with that?
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14:01:15  <wesbos>Not good guys
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14:09:52  <wesbos>Anyone around?
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14:13:08  <brandonrvaughan>Hi, my site is loading someone else's ;)- user: nvite.com app: nvite-ping-pong
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14:18:16  <brandonrvaughan>This happened before and I think they had to restart the drone. Just can't remember if i do that in the admin or you have to do it
14:20:17  <`3rdEden>looking
14:21:06  <`3rdEden>brandonrvaughan: if you start your app your self it should also work
14:21:23  <`3rdEden>it can be that our database which holds all domain -> drone ips is out of sync again
14:22:14  <brandonrvaughan>perfect. i started the app in admin and it fixed it
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14:27:29  <`3rdEden>wesbos: still having issues?
14:27:43  <`3rdEden>happycloud: run jitsu start to see if it resolves your issues
14:27:53  <wesbos>`3rdEden: No, but I want to know why I had to start the app myself
14:28:03  <wesbos>and didn't get an email that my app was down all night
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14:29:46  <`3rdEden>wesbos: There were some ongoing issues with the balancers that caused apps to go in 502 without us knowning
14:30:11  <`3rdEden>I'll see if I can scan our complete cloud and start them once
14:30:34  <`3rdEden>But the last time I did, I nearly put the cloud on fire as it's not as simple as one might think ;)
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14:30:47  <wesbos>`3rdEden: okay, I started mine, but I'm going away for the weekend and I'm worried its going to go down again
14:30:55  <booyaa>hey dude you manage to wrangle a britnodeconf ticket?
14:31:25  <shaps>Putting the cloud on fire, it should be a really funny thing!
14:31:34  <`3rdEden>wesbos: I can imagine that.
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14:32:38  <wesbos>`3rdEden: can I restart the app from the dashboard?
14:32:39  <`3rdEden>shaps: it's fun as long you have a good firehose to put out those fires ;)
14:32:47  <wesbos>I really dont want to bring a laptop
14:32:52  <`3rdEden>wesbos: you should "start" them not restart
14:32:54  <shaps>eheh
14:33:03  <wesbos>`3rdEden: okay, thats doable from the dashboard?
14:33:07  <`3rdEden>the start moves it to a fresh drone and updates our databae records
14:33:07  <wesbos>ie from a phone?
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14:33:23  <`3rdEden>wesbos: yes, but the webops ui isn't that mobile friendly (yet)
14:33:33  <`3rdEden>but it should be doable
14:33:56  <wesbos>ok
14:34:06  <alexpol>@mmalecki: please don't forget about our ffmpeg issue
14:34:16  <`3rdEden>wesbos: if not, just give me a poke on irc or over twitter and i'll fix it for you
14:34:34  <wesbos>`3rdEden: okay, thanks, what is your twitter handle?
14:34:42  <wesbos>I have the IRC client on my phone too
14:34:46  <`3rdEden>@3rd-Eden :)
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14:39:33  <igorpavlov>guys, what is going on with the hosting, the website performance jumps from insanely fast to slow as a turtle, I got 404 error recently (app not found)
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14:43:28  <igorpavlov>any news? guys?
14:44:09  <Sly>igorpavlov: one second.
14:44:34  <scadattle>should I ask why there's another site in place of our app: http://scadattle.jit.su/
14:45:00  <Sly>igorpavlov: try now. We had a balancer that went down.
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14:56:25  <aus3ys>hi
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15:27:35  <shaps>hi
15:28:12  <Sly>Hey, shaps.
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15:38:48  <shaps>Hey, i was Hi-ing /aus3ys :)
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15:47:24  <Sly>Ah.
15:47:26  <Sly>:D
15:47:37  <Sly>How are you doing today, shaps?
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15:48:31  <joemccann>hey guys
15:48:32  <shaps>Just migrated mails something like 180 domains - 3k accounts almost :)
15:48:40  <joemccann>i recently took one of my apps off of nodejitsu
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15:48:57  <joemccann>changed the dns from the array of load balancers to my IP address elsewhere
15:48:57  <joemccann>yet
15:49:07  <shaps>and?
15:49:08  <joemccann>it is still showing up as nodejitsu
15:49:15  <joemccann>think the dns has not propagated yet?
15:49:22  <Sly>joemccann: you're right.
15:49:25  <joemccann>k
15:49:26  <joemccann>thx
15:49:27  <shaps>dns can take also 48h to propagate worldwide
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16:08:42  <arnaldocapo>For some reason I'm hitting a different server with my domain dmg.directv.com
16:08:50  <arnaldocapo>and this is a big problem for sure
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16:10:21  <arnaldocapo>http://directvnews.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/sc.png
16:10:50  <arnaldocapo>This should be showing a smiley face and it's the site work as an API
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16:11:07  <arnaldocapo>for this site: http://directvpromise.com/no-fan-should-be-sidelined/
16:11:12  <shaps>arnaldocapo try restarting, it worked before
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16:15:14  <arnaldocapo>still hitting another server
16:15:19  <arnaldocapo>this is a BIGGG issue
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16:17:53  <mogstad>6Make sure you are stopping and then starting the server again—it will make sure they start on new droids
16:18:12  <arnaldocapo>ok, I just did a jitsu deploy
16:18:28  <arnaldocapo>is this related to the issue yesterday?
16:18:32  <Shaps>arnaldocapo: I think jitsu start would work the same
16:18:42  <Shaps>arnaldocapo: yep, looks like so
16:18:55  <Fishrock123>Man apps are taking forever to respond today.
16:19:47  <mogstad>arnaldocap: are you sure there is nothing wrong on your end? You could try scaling it down to 1 droid, it will make sure you and your server hit the same droid atleast
16:19:51  <Shaps>Fishrock123: uhm.. wich DC are you using?
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16:20:03  <Fishrock123>DC?
16:20:22  <Shaps>Datacenter sorry
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16:20:43  <Fishrock123>Leme find out. But nodejitsu.com is taking forever too.
16:21:31  <Shaps>Yep, i did take a look to my app, which is in Virginia, and was superfast, nodejitsu.com isn't
16:21:55  <Fishrock123>Where's the DC listed in a non-enterprise app?
16:22:07  <Fishrock123>(If it even is...?)
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16:22:57  <Sly>Fishrock123: balancer problems.
16:22:58  <Sly>Apologies.
16:23:01  <Sly>We're working on solving it.
16:23:08  <Fishrock123>Heh.
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16:24:13  <arnaldocapo>mogstad: package.json looks good and we haven't touch the app in a while. Was working fine before
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16:25:11  <mcabral>I started getting a "502 - Reached max retries limit" when acessing my app (http://london-and-partners.nodejitsu.com/). What can this be?
16:25:37  <martin__>so, all my sites are down again. WTF is going on.
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16:25:48  <Shaps>mcabral: also balancer problems
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16:34:59  <arnaldocapo>martin__: what are your sites?
16:35:39  <martin__>blankstatement
16:35:40  <martin__>modeista
16:35:42  <martin__>modeista-api
16:35:44  <martin__>are the accounts
16:35:47  <martin__>ALL sites are down
16:35:54  <martin__>I am so pissed
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16:39:09  <Shaps>martin__: some other load balancer problems, think you have to restart manually your apps
16:43:13  <arnaldocapo>maybe there should be an auto restart to all the droids every time a mayor issue with the load balancer has been fixed?
16:43:53  <Shaps>arnaldocapo: yep, think they where working on it today
16:43:53  <Shaps>:)
16:43:57  <martin__>shaps
16:44:12  <martin__>I have no time to restart my servers. That's what I pay you guys for
16:44:23  <Shaps>I'm not a their guys
16:44:32  <martin__>Sorry then Shaps
16:44:37  <Shaps>Np
16:45:13  <arnaldocapo>I think nodejitsu needs help, I wanna work there ;)
16:45:49  <martin__>Well, they need to buy a carrier grade load balancer or something. Shit like this is killing their company.
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16:50:55  <martin__>now their admin panel is down too
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16:53:07  <Shaps>martin__: if you have jitsu, try starting from it
16:53:44  <martin__>Shaps I know, but I have a total of 5 accounts. It's a nightmare
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16:54:02  <Shaps>yeah definetely
16:54:19  <martin__>happened now during 2 VC meetings. I almost ready to write a real nasty blog post
16:54:32  <martin__>and go to digital ocean or something
16:54:38  <arnaldocapo>martin__: you should write them an E-mail
16:54:43  <martin__>I did, not just one
16:55:04  <martin__>It's not a new problem, they have load balancer problems for more than a year now
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16:55:32  <martin__>The only reason why we are still here is because I like the guys
16:55:41  <martin__>And I am not the only one.
16:55:53  <martin__>Nodejitsu is getting really bad street creds lately
16:55:56  <`3rdEden>So, I had dinner and the cloud exploded
16:56:10  <Shaps>`3rdEden: yeah, you can't have dinner!
16:56:12  <Shaps>:)
16:56:12  <`3rdEden>martin__: I know that this situation fucked up
16:56:17  <caseywebdev>I'm still getting logs from someone else's app =\
16:56:27  <caseywebdev>since the 0.10.x update
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16:56:42  <`3rdEden>trust me, we feel your pain, there seems to be an issue in our loadbalancer cache
16:56:50  <`3rdEden>our devops team is working on it
16:57:21  <martin__>3rdeden, please take a look at status.nodejitsu.com
16:57:24  <martin__>all systems are a go
16:57:31  * `3rdEdentopic: Nodejitsu | Cloud Status: The loadbalancer cache is having issues, devops is working on it. -- https://status.nodejitsu.com | Support hours Mon-Fri 9am to 8pm EST
16:57:37  <`3rdEden>martin__: i'm updating it now
16:59:43  <`3rdEden>martin__: could you give me your nodejitsu usernames and apps that broken?
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17:00:03  <martin__>I can give you the accounts, that's easier
17:00:05  <martin__>blankstatement
17:00:07  <martin__>modeista
17:00:09  <martin__>modeista-api
17:00:20  <martin__>the other ones I restarted manually
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17:08:45  <`3rdEden>martin__: started them
17:09:48  <martin__>modeista is up
17:10:09  <`3rdEden>blankstatement should also be up
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17:10:22  <martin__>nope
17:10:23  <martin__>that is down
17:11:17  <`3rdEden>if i go to http://blankstatement-site.nodejitsu.com it's working
17:11:47  <martin__>I really don't care at all about that
17:11:52  <martin__>blankstatement.com is the domain
17:12:40  <`3rdEden>it redirects to that domain
17:12:55  <martin__>It gives a white blank connecting screen here
17:13:15  <`3rdEden>so not a nodejitsu branded error page
17:13:26  <`3rdEden>http://cl.ly/image/2W0l3q0D0r37 <-- is what I see
17:13:26  <martin__>ok, now it became online
17:13:46  <martin__>I still get tons of alerts from server monitoring
17:13:58  <martin__>almost looks like stale drone / lb problems
17:14:51  <`3rdEden>There are a couple of load balancers down atm, which i'm starting again until devops can figure out whats causing it
17:16:02  <martin__>ok. I need to focus on getting some stuff done. Will watch the channel status message here
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18:34:05  <jimmyhat>hey guys ... i'm trying to deploy my first app and it's failing with a 500 error after upload
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18:34:41  <nmanousos>any advice?
18:34:58  <nmanousos>can't start it, tried jitsu start but it times out
18:35:13  <nmanousos>simplesale.coolence.com
18:36:17  <nmanousos>ah, just got a jitsu deploy to work and its back to my app
18:36:19  <nmanousos>that was weird
18:36:53  <jimmyhat>mine still isn't working
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18:39:34  <`3rdEden>jimmyhat: what's your username & appname?
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19:32:11  <davidd>hi Jitsu team, im getting a timeout error on my site
19:32:46  <davidd>any cause for it?
19:32:57  <`3rdEden>davidd: did you try a jitsu start to resolve it?
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19:33:29  <davidd>yes
19:35:19  <davidd>says jitsu start
19:35:23  <davidd>nodejitsu ok
19:35:43  <davidd>but my site hangs then 502socket hang up
19:35:53  <julianduque>davidd: username/appname?
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19:36:10  <davidd>http://whiteboard.daviddiliberto.nodejitsu.com
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19:40:23  <davidd>k
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20:06:35  <yawnt>hey Shaps
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20:11:46  <aaronshaf>Any udeas on why doesn't this work with nodejitsu/node-http-proxy? https://gist.github.com/aaronshaf/6469269
20:21:54  <aaronshaf>got it working.
20:21:55  <aaronshaf> :)
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20:36:32  <jesusabdullah>aaronshaf: personally I recommend using the lowest level api http-proxy offers
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20:36:46  <jesusabdullah>aaronshaf: 90% of it is crap, the last 10% is basically a more verbose version of bouncy's api
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20:44:30  <aaronshaf>jesusabdullah: thanks
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20:47:54  <jesusabdullah>aaronshaf: anytime :)
20:48:01  <jesusabdullah>aaronshaf: I TOO HAVE JAVASCRIPT OPINIONS
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20:52:23  <jcrugzz>jesusabdullah: the rewrite yawnt is doing will make http-proxy pretty sexy
20:53:50  <jesusabdullah>jcrugzz: g'deal
20:54:04  <jesusabdullah>jcrugzz: honestly, I love http-proxy because it's ridiculously battle-tested
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20:59:15  <nathan7>JESUSABDULLAH
21:01:40  <jesusabdullah>yes
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21:12:52  <nathan7>jesusabdullah: 'sup in jesusabdullahland
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21:21:30  <jesusabdullah>nathan7: n2m waitin' for the weekend XD
21:21:53  <jesusabdullah>nathan7: I'm kind of in a weird spot with this project, burnt on it and like This Close to having it change hands
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21:24:35  <b|lotus>yawnt, "."
21:25:41  <nathan7>jesusabdullah: hehe
21:25:48  <nathan7>jesusabdullah: I'm.. installing Gentoo, of all things
21:26:31  <jesusabdullah>sounds :6
21:26:35  <jesusabdullah>then again
21:26:42  <jesusabdullah>I've been playing with chef the last few days
21:27:03  <jesusabdullah>haven't actually DONE anything with it, my systems have a few prereqs I gotta get in order first
21:27:18  <jesusabdullah>but based on my current reading, it's totally a love/hate kind of thing
21:27:48  <jesusabdullah>turing-complete recipes but relatively complex api
21:28:03  <jesusabdullah>has search, but has search
21:28:18  <jesusabdullah>(chef server has like 30 jillion components)
21:28:42  <jesusabdullah>(the server is an erlang process, solr and rabbitmq and maybe some other things all in front of an nginx)
21:29:14  <jesusabdullah>Might scope out puppet instead, use it if it's simpler but not completely declarative
21:29:32  <jesusabdullah>I'm very skeptical of the idea that you can do this kind of thing properly with yaml and yaml alone
21:30:49  <jesusabdullah>and before you mention quill, I'm trying to learn something fairly common/popular so as to gain perspective on the status quo
21:31:28  <jesusabdullah>If I could afford to buy baton/conservatory I'd be all over that, norly
21:31:49  <jesusabdullah>I've been looking around, I haven't found anything that does anything conservatory-esque. Surprising, no?
21:32:26  <jesusabdullah>I think most people just constrain themselves to a single cloud
21:32:38  <julianduque>nathan7: Gentoo?
21:32:44  <julianduque>I used to love Gentoo
21:35:19  <nathan7>julianduque: I'm trying to do an Archish Gentoo setup
21:35:52  <nathan7>jesusabdullah: quill is more for distributed stuff
21:35:55  <julianduque>idk, I'm still on the love/hate relationship with my Ubuntu machine
21:36:03  <nathan7>Debian ftl q=
21:36:53  <jesusabdullah>deblian
21:36:57  <jesusabdullah>good ol'
21:37:26  <julianduque>and my first arch experience was traumatic :/
21:38:10  <julianduque>but not Arch's fault
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21:41:04  <jesusabdullah>I've done arch
21:41:07  <jesusabdullah>it went *okay*
21:41:15  <jesusabdullah>meaning, arch is cool and all but I have no patience
21:42:21  <nathan7>Arch <3
21:42:29  <nathan7>but Gentoo is interesting
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21:47:53  <julianduque>jesusabdullah: thats my problem, lack of patience
21:48:04  <julianduque>Gentoo is good but it requires time
21:48:23  <julianduque>and I'm old, fat and lazy
21:51:30  <nathan7>julianduque: I'm spawning DigitalOcean servers to handle the compilin'
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22:10:32  <jimmyhat>Alright ... I'm back. Still can't deploy.
22:10:33  <jimmyhat>My username is 'ponycode' and the app name is 'ReadMeSysCloudAPI'
22:11:51  <julianduque>jimmyhat: what is the problem?
22:14:02  <jimmyhat>well ... everytime i do a jitsu deploy on this brand new project ... I get a 500 error with no real info
22:14:17  <jimmyhat>Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error
22:14:26  <jimmyhat>npm exited with code 1
22:14:39  <julianduque>jimmyhat: can you share your package.json in a gist please
22:15:47  <jimmyhat>https://gist.github.com/jkennedy1980/36c3348dc7de73223e8f
22:16:22  <julianduque>jimmyhat: http isn't a userland module, so you don't need that on the package.json
22:16:47  <jimmyhat>ah ... is that causing npm on your side to die?
22:16:55  <nathan7>also * versions are a terrible idea
22:17:04  <nathan7>dependencies will change under your feet without warning
22:17:15  <nathan7>npm i -S (short for npm install --save) ftw
22:17:25  <jimmyhat>yea ... just testing this out
22:17:30  <jimmyhat>That worked! Thanks for the help
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22:56:44  <martin__>guys, I get this: https://gist.github.com/mwawrusch/6471112 for hansel/openb-app
22:57:08  <julianduque>martin__: something on the logs?
22:58:00  <julianduque>martin__: i'm seeing crashes
22:59:20  <martin__>I don't see logs
22:59:55  <martin__>except for some jade output
23:00:41  <martin__>actually, let me try something. This might not be nodejitsu's fault
23:04:19  <martin__>yep, that was the dreaded port=0 error
23:04:22  <martin__>fixed
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