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00:09:17  <pkrumins>hooray everyone
00:09:23  <pkrumins>we just launched major upgrade at browserling
00:09:28  <pkrumins>real IEs are now real
00:09:35  <pkrumins>* paid account required
00:09:38  <pkrumins>faster too
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00:14:43  <st_luke>pkrumins: looks good!
00:14:49  <pkrumins>hooray
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05:10:55  <rowbit>/!\ ATTENTION: (default-local) [email protected] successfully signed up for developer browserling plan ($20). Cash money! /!\
05:10:55  <rowbit>/!\ ATTENTION: (default-local) paid account successfully upgraded /!\
05:14:22  <SubStack>rawk
05:26:16  * niftylettucecoffee
05:26:33  <niftylettuce>real ie's rawk
05:27:56  <niftylettuce>that dude has serious pixel art skill
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05:44:39  <SubStack>pixel art?
05:46:14  <SubStack>oh that paid dev plan critter
05:52:26  <st_luke>http://lettersfromdog.nodejitsu.com/
05:52:40  <st_luke>don't know if I want to buy the stock photos for the site, but it makes me laugh
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06:05:02  <dools>hahaha "Dogs would love to speak to you, but they lack the ability to enunciate and converse like a human due to science"
06:05:05  <dools>classic
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06:50:48  <Raynos>SubStack: what happened to rowbit :(
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06:53:20  <Raynos>pkrumins: does the safari browser run on mac ?
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07:03:57  <niftylettuce>AvianFlu: trying out ncp!
07:05:18  <niftylettuce>'And then — once a month — you will receive a letter from dog.'
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10:27:40  <st_luke>lettersfromdog.com
10:27:43  <st_luke>ok this is getting weird
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11:37:23  <yorick>https://github.com/substack/fleet/issues/6 could it be that my repo's just too big? does it not like my linux? does it not work with node 0.6?
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12:12:23  <pkrumins>Raynos: runs on windows
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13:00:28  <francois2>browserling.com account page is broken
13:00:35  <francois2>I have the ___ plan :)
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13:07:32  <rowbit>/!\ ATTENTION: (default-local) [email protected] successfully signed up for developer browserling plan ($20). Cash money! /!\
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13:15:03  <pkrumins>francois2: do you have a paid plan?
13:15:07  <pkrumins>francois2: or a free one?
13:15:18  <francois2>pkrumins, paid plan
13:16:00  <francois2>seems resolved now, but with 0 minutes used this month
13:16:06  <pkrumins>i did nothing
13:16:18  <pkrumins>all the data is retrieved through ajax calls
13:16:27  <pkrumins>so i think simply one of calls didnt go through
13:17:08  <francois2>yep
13:17:22  <pkrumins>real IEs working good for you?
13:17:24  <pkrumins>ie6, 7, 8
13:17:33  <pkrumins>we launched them yesterday
13:17:36  <pkrumins>in case you missed!
13:17:55  <francois2>cannot connect to a browser (ie9à
13:18:32  <francois2>bad gateway with the websocket connection
13:18:58  <francois2>fallback to the polling, but still "connecting"
13:20:30  <pkrumins>crap
13:24:12  <francois2>the ajax call GET /tunnel.json is still open too.
13:36:33  <Raynos>Does #stackvm know anyone who uses clojure and node.js together ?
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20:37:01  <SubStack>engine.io has a bunch of crap like require('child_process') in it what is that even
20:37:09  <SubStack>can't browserify it
20:41:57  <st_luke>gross
20:43:32  <SubStack>it's from some xmlhttprequest shim
20:43:49  <SubStack>everything is terrible
20:44:13  <chapel>why don't you make a proper one
20:44:37  <SubStack>I don't really feel like maintaining a websocket with fallbacks lib
20:44:46  <SubStack>maybe I'll investigate socksjs
20:44:57  <pkrumins>oh for dnode?
20:45:36  <SubStack>yeah
20:45:49  <pkrumins>sweet!
20:45:56  <SubStack>since if we can ditch socketio that would make everything a lot easier to maintain
20:46:10  <pkrumins>yeah
20:46:14  <SubStack>I think dnode probably shouldn't even have a browser transport by default
20:46:20  <chapel>when are you gonna fix the stats?
20:46:24  <SubStack>but it should be easy to shim one in using the dnode stream api
20:46:54  <pkrumins>on right stats
20:47:14  <chapel>you should add a cluster/childprocess transport for dnode
20:47:56  <SubStack>I think future versions of dnode are going to have less features, not more
20:48:04  <SubStack>less things that can break
20:50:39  <chapel>well if you make dnode itself just the managing layer for the logic
20:50:48  <chapel>and then people can hook in transports, that would work
20:51:09  <SubStack>well people can already do that
20:51:12  <SubStack>by passing dnode() a stream
20:51:24  <chapel>sure
20:51:28  <SubStack>oh that's another thing that irks me about {engine,socket}.io
20:51:35  <chapel>just saying, you could rip out the defaults
20:51:40  <chapel>maybe just support tcp
20:51:42  <SubStack>they expose something that almost looks like a stream
20:51:43  <SubStack>but not quite
20:51:51  <chapel>and have browser, and others as separate
20:52:20  <SubStack>yep I think that will be the plan
20:52:31  <SubStack>I should write a blog post about it afterwards too
20:52:36  <SubStack>about breaking things apart
20:52:49  <SubStack>and how that's a more manageable long-term strategy
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21:03:52  <chapel>:D
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21:25:09  <SubStack>:D
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21:35:23  <jesusabdullah>SubStack: I'm thinking of writing an ai for that schemaverse game. Any advice? idk shit about game AI's
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21:52:53  <niftylettuce>SubStack: getting Error: read ETIMEDOUT with bouncy
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21:55:52  <niftylettuce>oh no nvm
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22:39:47  <SubStack>:D
22:39:53  <SubStack>so awesome
22:40:11  <pkrumins>:D/-<
22:40:13  <pkrumins>:D|-<
22:40:14  <pkrumins>:D\-<
22:40:16  <pkrumins>:D/-<
22:40:17  <pkrumins>:D|-<
22:40:20  <pkrumins>:D/-<
22:40:22  <pkrumins>:D|-<
22:40:25  <pkrumins>:D\-<
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23:46:11  <pkrumins>chao snow
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23:59:41  <dools>http://browserling.com/encoder.html#uri=http%3A%2F%2Fbrowserling.com%2F&browser=explorer%2F9.0
23:59:46  <dools>browserling is broken in IE :)