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01:11:56  <jesusabdullah>Hey guys, anyone know of handy tools for couchdb changes feed/replication stuff?
01:12:21  <jesusabdullah>Like, in the vein of follow definitely but like something geared towards keeping two data sources in-sync would be ideal
01:13:16  <jesusabdullah>maxogden: ^^ :)
01:21:30  <maxogden>jesusabdullah: its built in to couch
01:21:44  <maxogden>jesusabdullah: POST /_replicate
01:21:50  <SubStack>_replicate <3
01:23:04  <SubStack>also: anybody want to give a talk before mine at baynode in southbay in a few weeks?
01:23:07  <SubStack>going to talk about browserify
01:23:16  <jesusabdullah>maxogden: See, here's the thing though
01:23:24  <jesusabdullah>maxogden: I don't want to replicate data to another couch
01:23:41  <jesusabdullah>maxogden: I want to sync a couch with a mailchimp account, and vice versa
01:23:42  <SubStack>replicate to a pouch!
01:23:59  <jesusabdullah>What I'm mostly look for is "starting where I left off"
01:24:06  <jesusabdullah>was wondering if anyone solved that problem for me already
01:24:08  <SubStack>ah yeah that sounds different enough
01:24:27  <maxogden>jesusabdullah: you can use the `since` key with follow
01:24:33  <maxogden>jesusabdullah: but that problem is hard to generalize
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01:25:14  <jesusabdullah>maxogden: as in, since a date?
01:25:20  <jesusabdullah>maxogden: or since a certain commit?
01:25:46  <maxogden>since refers to couch's sequence IDs
01:26:08  <jesusabdullah>okay
01:26:24  <jesusabdullah>and if I'm using follow, how do I get the latest sequence ID?
01:26:46  <maxogden>http://isaacs.couch.xxx/registry/_changes
01:26:55  <maxogden>last_seq: 146660
01:27:10  <maxogden>http://isaacs.couch.xxx/registry/_changes?since=146658
01:27:23  <jesusabdullah>okay
01:27:38  <jesusabdullah>how about from streaming updates?
01:27:43  <jesusabdullah>I forget how to make it stream
01:28:06  <jesusabdullah>Oh all the docs have "seq"
01:28:07  <jesusabdullah>okay cool
01:28:12  <jesusabdullah>should be fine then :)
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01:47:17  <SubStack>STREAM ALL THE THINGS
01:47:18  <LOUDBOT>TOOMMMMMMMM
01:48:50  <maxogden>ORROWWW, TOMORROW I LOVE YOU TOMORROW
01:48:50  <LOUDBOT>THE DOMINCAN RUPUBLIC RUNS ON FAT BOTTOM GIRLS
01:48:58  <maxogden>THAT DIDNT RHYME COMPUTER MAN
01:48:58  <LOUDBOT>SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TESTICLES
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02:33:43  <SubStack>silly rowbit
02:33:45  <SubStack>always spamming us
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04:49:28  <guybrush->thats why rowbit is on my ignore-list for quite some time now :D
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08:58:55  <SubStack>hmmmm
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10:38:32  <tanepiper>SubStack: is there a way to use trumpet without streams?
10:39:10  <tanepiper>basically I'm parsing existing HTML from a mysql database to remove hard coded width/heights from them all, so i'm getting back rows in a callback
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20:51:14  <SubStack>hmmmm
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20:56:17  <maxogden>BAD ENCODERS
20:56:17  <LOUDBOT>HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO EXPRESS BOTH EXCITEMENT AND SURPRISE AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT UNICODE‽
20:57:26  <SubStack>LOUDBOT: use utf8
20:57:27  <LOUDBOT>SubStack: THEY'RE NOT ROBOTS, THEY'RE MECHANICAL PEOPLE!!
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21:19:07  <SubStack>Y U SO SPAMMY ROWBIT
21:19:08  <LOUDBOT>GAY SONGS FOR GAYS BEING GAY
21:26:33  <pkrumins>fixed encoders
21:27:04  <pkrumins>rowbit is spammy because node is crashing with that stack overflow error
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21:34:51  <SubStack>aha!
21:34:57  <SubStack>pkrumins: you found the bug? :D
21:36:46  <rowbit>/!\ ATTENTION: (default-local) [email protected] successfully signed up for developer browserling plan ($20). Cash money! /!\
21:37:51  <pkrumins>see the plan wasnt upgraded
21:38:35  <pkrumins>SubStack: didnt find the bug, but just restarted the encoders
21:39:57  <SubStack>oh
21:40:06  <pkrumins>now i have to restart the bouncy and stripe service and webapp
21:40:21  <pkrumins>because all subsequent signups wont get upgraded
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21:57:46  <rowbit>/!\ ATTENTION: (default-local) paid account successfully upgraded /!\
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22:17:33  <SubStack>\o/
22:37:33  <Raynos>\o/
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23:26:01  <paul_irish_>SubStack: i used `tree` today and fat told you have something related to that thats better?
23:26:55  <paul_irish_>maybe he meant subdeps? /me shrugs
23:27:03  <paul_irish_>SubStack: were you at fluent?
23:28:28  <SubStack>nope I wasn't at fluent
23:29:04  <SubStack>oh maybe tree is like traverse
23:29:15  <SubStack>https://github.com/substack/js-traverse
23:47:36  <maxogden>paul_irish_: fluent is entirely too businessy for subbrubb
23:47:58  <paul_irish_>yeah
23:48:04  <paul_irish_>i thought i saw his hair there.
23:48:48  <maxogden>paul_irish_: im hack at haus coffee with mikeal, dont you live around here?
23:49:04  <maxogden>hacking*
23:49:23  <paul_irish_>i used to
23:49:26  <paul_irish_>but i moved last week
23:49:33  <maxogden>whoadang
23:49:39  <paul_irish_>yah
23:49:48  <maxogden>TO OAKLAND?
23:49:49  <LOUDBOT>SO YOU DON'T NOTICE
23:49:55  <paul_irish_>TO OAKLAND!!!!!
23:50:01  <paul_irish_>jk to palo alto
23:50:06  <SubStack>put an oak on it
23:50:11  <maxogden>bwahahaha south bay
23:50:33  <paul_irish_>gotta see about a girl
23:50:33  <SubStack>south bay claims another victim!
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23:51:24  <paul_irish_>i wonder wehre i can find a test suite for fn.bind
23:52:20  <paul_irish_>webkitlayouttests/fast/js/script-tests/function-bind.js BOOM
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23:58:58  <maxogden>paul_irish_: did you know that paulirish.asia is available?
23:59:19  <maxogden>paul_irish_: and that paulirish.com gets 39 errors on the w3c validator? #funfacts