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04:57:52  <mikeal>maxogden: new maps are hot
04:58:37  <chapel>I wanna see
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05:15:21  <maxogden>mikeal: thx
05:17:05  <rowbit>SubStack, pkrumins: These encoders are STILL down: 50.57.174.109(free2)
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06:14:11  <SubStack>dominictarr: oh fuck yes, youtube player widget
06:14:21  <SubStack>that api is so horrible
06:17:13  <dominictarr>it's gonna extend EventEmitter, and have a play method. and be sane.
06:18:57  <SubStack>yeah it's like big companies that release front-end javascript apis can't even conceive of an api that isn't completely insane
06:19:30  <SubStack>my favorite insanity is how you define globals to register event listeners with the youtube api
06:21:04  <SubStack>you've got to define a onYouTubePlayerReady function and put it in the global scope if you want to be notified when the video object is in the ready state
06:21:49  <SubStack>oh and then you do .addEventListener('onStateChange', 'theNameOfyourFunction')
06:21:52  <SubStack>completely insane
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06:22:19  <dominictarr>oh, fuck. actually, you want to see some REALLY bad javascript?
06:23:26  <dominictarr>view source on this baby: http://www.uzairways.com/
06:24:25  <SubStack>I was mostly thinking of apis offered up for consumption by third parties
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06:25:17  <SubStack>hahaha there's a gigantic base64 chunk in a hidden input value
06:27:03  <dominictarr>that is probably something for _include/SHA1.js
06:29:13  <SubStack>//Region Global Variables
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06:29:25  <SubStack>skm_...
06:29:58  <dominictarr>and fucking 8 arguments, which are then set to those properties
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06:30:31  <dominictarr>but when the function is actually called, most arguments are passed blank.
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08:11:22  <jesusabdullah>SubStack: Interesting case of the size of a project killing it http://blog.ram.rachum.com/post/24682447796/garlicsim-is-dead-long-live-python-toolbox
08:16:00  <SubStack>jesusabdullah: except lumping each of those tools is less useful than splitting them up into separate projects
08:16:28  <SubStack>probably the reason why he couldn't find something acceptable for memoization in the first place
08:16:53  <SubStack>a good one might've existed but it was lumped in with a bunch of other noise so nobody can search for it
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10:38:37  <SubStack>encountered a bug in yarnify working on the ui, taking some time to write proper tests for it
10:41:07  <SubStack>oh shits https://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/browserling
10:42:24  <SubStack>from this article http://gigazine.net/news/20120608-browserling/
10:43:05  <SubStack>oh shits, queue size of 13
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14:57:27  <tanepiper>SubStack: nice
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19:47:25  <maxogden>SubStack: with lump would it be possible to return which bucket a particular obj gets inserted into?
19:47:54  <maxogden>SubStack: so like Lump.prototype.addLump(obj) { /* magic */; return bucketThatObjWasInsertedInto }
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20:51:04  <jesusabdullah>what is lump
20:51:49  <jesusabdullah>SubStack: Do you have or know of a thing for shelling out to a system's default browser?
20:52:02  <jesusabdullah>SubStack: or even, just detecting the default browser
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22:41:37  <SubStack>maxogden: not yet but if lump were changed to have an optional min and max as parameters that could be an option
22:41:53  <SubStack>because new elements can adjust the range so it's not stable otherwise
22:42:15  <SubStack>jesusabdullah: you could see what `npm docs` uses
22:52:09  <jesusabdullah>not the worst idea
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