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| <isaacs> | Raynos: you can do that, actually |
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| <Raynos> | the --searchexclude excludes authors too? |
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| <Raynos> | or some other option |
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| <isaacs> | Raynos: yeah, authors have a = in front of them |
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| <isaacs> | Raynos: but searchopts is extra options |
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| <isaacs> | that filter search |
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| <Raynos> | wait what |
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| <isaacs> | npm search foo bar baz =substack |
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| <isaacs> | npm config set searchopts "=substack" <-- now search is substack search! |
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| <Raynos> | where in the search.js code is this |
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| <isaacs> | Raynos: lib/search.js, line 37+ |
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| <Raynos> | yeah i see the searchopts |
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| <Raynos> | i dont see where it turns it into authors |
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| <Raynos> | oh wait |
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| <Raynos> | it string searches the entire result |
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| <Raynos> | and =author is in the entire result |
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| <Raynos> | neato |
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| <Raynos> | how do I do OR |
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| <isaacs> | Raynos: regex maybe |
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| <isaacs> | Raynos: npm config set searchopts "/=(substack|isaacs|visionmedia|mikeal)" might work |
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| <isaacs> | if the first char is / then it's a regex |
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| <isaacs> | $ npm search stream "/=(substack|isaacs|visionmedia|mikeal|dominictarr)" |
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| <tanepiper> | isaacs: http://webcomponents.github.com/ |
00:17:02
| <tanepiper> | "just fucking build it" :D |
00:17:48
| <isaacs> | tanepiper: I agree with what this page seems to be saying. |
00:20:09
| <tanepiper> | basically the idea is a tag is proposed, source is put in to the org, xtags are built and deployed on an npm like package.json system |
00:20:26
| <tanepiper> | so a web page route might have that at it's route (for now, until the spec fleshes out) |
00:20:42
| <tanepiper> | ALSO! |
00:20:57
| <tanepiper> | needs a good module loading system I think, I know your opinionated on that :p |
00:21:37
| <tanepiper> | also, i think it would be cool if they could be gzipped up as well |
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00:25:12
| <substack> | tanepiper: so are these like a collection of widgets? |
00:25:45
| <substack> | implemented as custom tags? |
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| <tanepiper> | substack: basically, yes - http://mozilla.github.com/x-tag/demo.html |
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| <Raynos> | isaacs: o/ it works |
00:58:40
| <Raynos> | isaacs: how do I tell nave to build node in release mode? |
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| <ryanseddon> | so i've been trying to use this visit feature on testling and every browser I try returns "No servers running for browser" |
01:16:29
| <ryanseddon> | curl -u [email protected] 'http://testling.com/visit?uri=http://substack.net&browser=iexplorer/9.0' |
01:17:23
| <substack> | *iexplore |
01:17:48
| <substack> | http://testling.com/browsers.json has the full list |
01:18:06
| <substack> | or http://testling.com/browsers/ for a prettier version |
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01:20:35
| <ryanseddon> | ah derp! I tried safari to but only specified 5.0 not 5.0.5 |
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01:34:39
| <ryanseddon> | another question I'm getting this response after about 2-3 minutes curl: (52) Empty reply from server |
01:35:04
| <ryanseddon> | I'm loading a locatunnel url |
01:35:19
| <ryanseddon> | do i need a paid account to use this feature? |
01:38:36
| <substack> | nope |
01:39:12
| <substack> | oh you can mess with the -m option in curl too to keep it from closing the connection early |
01:39:51
| <substack> | also I just got remote testling running in the local version :D |
01:41:06
| <substack> | now documenting |
01:45:39
| <ryanseddon> | it should respond pretty quickly in my bunyip tool, uses sockjs to sends message to the cli but it's not showing any connection just hangs for couple mins and dies |
01:46:01
| <substack> | are you encoding the uri properly? |
01:46:09
| <substack> | encodeURIComponent() the uri |
01:47:02
| <substack> | I'm also using sockjs and it's working here with local testling |
01:47:19
| <ryanseddon> | it's just a http://xxxx.localtunnel.com |
01:47:46
| <ryanseddon> | do i need to encode that in the curl request? |
01:48:02
| <substack> | what does the full uri look like? |
01:48:50
| <ryanseddon> | what do you mean? The full url is exactly like the one above |
01:49:37
| <substack> | I mean the full uri including the testling.com/visit part |
01:51:03
| <ryanseddon> | curl -u [email protected] 'http://testling.com/visit?uri=http://xxxx.localtunnel.com&browser=safari/5.0.5' |
01:51:11
| <ryanseddon> | that's the command i'm running |
01:51:27
| <ryanseddon> | but with my email and the actual locatunnel address |
01:52:35
| <substack> | looks legit |
01:53:10
| <substack> | what browser are you testing locally with? |
01:53:51
| <ryanseddon> | i've got an ipad loaded up browserstack and that's sending back the connection message to the cli |
01:56:10
| <substack> | to the cli? |
01:56:55
| <ryanseddon> | yeah bunyip will display "Agent connected: Safari (5.1) / iOS 5.0" when a browser is connect in my cli |
01:58:19
| <substack> | have you tried with other browsers? |
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| <ryanseddon> | tried ie9 trying 8 now |
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| <ryanseddon> | no luck with ie6,8,9 safari 5 of firefox 13 |
02:16:20
| <substack> | :( |
02:16:25
| <substack> | I just used it with testling, just now! |
02:16:40
| <substack> | also: just published [email protected]! |
02:16:43
| <substack> | it uses the visit api |
02:17:02
| <substack> | http://github.com/substack/testling |
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| <substack> | isaacs: so the problem with using node-tap for this directly is that there's es5isms all over the place |
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02:54:24
| <substack> | which I will focus on at a later point |
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04:25:36
| <Raynos> | Someone's coffee is getting cold o/ |
04:25:47
| <substack> | hoy \o |
04:27:25
| <Raynos> | my bank card doesnt work anymore :\ |
04:27:33
| <Raynos> | if I log in online and my bank is empty imma rage |
04:27:40
| <substack> | ! |
04:28:30
| <Raynos> | Btw, given friday evening are we supposed to engage in social acts |
04:31:32
| <Raynos> | My money is still there \o/ |
04:32:46
| <substack> | hooray! |
04:33:08
| <substack> | I prefer to go places when they're not completely full of people |
04:33:19
| <Raynos> | sounds good |
04:33:22
| <substack> | having an absurdly flexible schedule is nice for that |
04:33:25
| <Raynos> | downside is paypal doesnt take my money anymore :\ |
04:33:34
| <substack> | paypal >_< |
04:33:38
| <substack> | nothin' but trouble, that |
04:33:51
| <Raynos> | there is no solid alternative |
04:34:48
| <Raynos> | i see |
04:35:58
| <Raynos> | btw, what kind of time management software / thing / technique do you use if any |
04:40:11
| <substack> | none |
04:40:21
| <substack> | I don't even know how to manage time |
04:40:49
| <substack> | <-- neither a time lord, nor a manager |
04:43:11
| <Raynos> | ... |
04:43:23
| <Raynos> | I opened a bank account last week |
04:43:31
| <Raynos> | and they havnt told me how to log in for online banking |
04:43:34
| <Raynos> | this is useless :\ |
04:43:41
| <Raynos> | i have to like call them up |
04:43:43
| <Raynos> | or go into the branch |
04:47:26
| <substack> | checkout the branch |
04:47:43
| <substack> | git checkout -b bank |
04:48:10
| <substack> | git add online/banking |
04:48:31
| <substack> | git commit -m'forgot to add online banking, can now log in' |
04:48:37
| <substack> | git push origin master |
04:49:26
| <jesusabdullah> | yeah dude banks are retarded like that |
04:51:32
| <Raynos> | :D |
04:51:49
| <Raynos> | whats the git repo for fargo wells? |
04:53:59
| <substack> | unsure! |
04:54:13
| <substack> | check bankhub for the remotes |
04:54:21
| <substack> | fuck I'm tired >_< |
04:57:57
| <Raynos> | sleep |
04:58:01
| <Raynos> | sleep all the sleep |
04:58:07
| <substack> | sleeping... |
04:58:23
| <substack> | but first: |
04:58:25
| <substack> | r=[];for(i=0;i<256;i++){c=String.fromCharCode(i);try{s=eval('"\\'+c+'"');if(s!==c&&s.length==1)r.push(c)}catch(e){}};console.dir(r) |
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| <Raynos> | substack: what even is that |
05:39:05
| <Raynos> | substack: I want a test API I can run in node, headless browsers, real browsers, and browsers on VM. can testling do this for me or should I look elsewhere |
05:42:15
| <Raynos> | it appears like I can |
05:42:19
| <Raynos> | because it's just tap |
05:42:23
| <Raynos> | Man this is bad ass to the max. |
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| <slthomason> | Is D here? |
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| <tanepiper> | hmm weird, when i try run my tests on travis - dnode causes it to fail substack |
09:18:14
| <tanepiper> | seems to be to do with the weak ref stuff, doesn't build properly :| |
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| <substack> | Raynos: yep the new testling stuff can do exactly that |
13:39:24
| <substack> | npm install -g testling |
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| <isaacs> | I love that the noisiest current complaint about node is that we have decided to give even the slightest shit about backwards compatibility |
16:13:54
| <isaacs> | people are so bizarre |
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| <chapel> | lol |
16:19:49
| <chapel> | idk, people probably see it as the first step to crap |
16:20:03
| <chapel> | you let one thing slide, what happens the next time |
16:20:15
| <chapel> | but its short sighted, and not context aware |
16:20:27
| <chapel> | and ignores everything else that has been done |
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| <Raynos> | yes it is a good compliant |
16:42:40
| <Raynos> | fuck all the backwards compatibility |
16:43:06
| <Raynos> | this is why people don't use my stuff </3 |
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| <substack> | Raynos: https://gist.github.com/3024989 |
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| <substack> | jesusabdullah: datacenter tycoon could also have stacks and catoring to guard against recruiters |
19:38:38
| <substack> | s/stacks/snacks/ |
19:38:48
| <jesusabdullah> | ahaha |
19:38:54
| <substack> | when developer hunger drops past a threshold they leave the building to go get lunch |
19:39:05
| <jesusabdullah> | "/!\ YOU ARE OUT OF DIET COKE /!\" |
19:39:12
| <jesusabdullah> | "/!\ YOU ARE OUT OF COFFEE /!\" |
19:39:28
| <substack> | caffeine could be its own level to optimize |
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| <substack> | without caffeine everybody is really slow and makes a lot of mistakes |
19:40:02
| <substack> | but you've got to run the logistics for restocking the kitchens |
19:40:07
| <jesusabdullah> | Office Drone 237 is falling asleep! You need coffee!!! |
19:40:30
| <substack> | also you could use some of the unproductive workers for menial tasks like stocking the kitchens |
19:40:30
| <jesusabdullah> | you know what would be sweet? |
19:40:37
| <substack> | oh and you could adjust salaries too |
19:40:40
| <jesusabdullah> | Oh yeah |
19:40:48
| <substack> | decide how much to pay ever peon in your employ |
19:40:52
| <substack> | *every |
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| <rowbit> | SubStack, pkrumins: Encoders down: 50.57.174.109(free2) |
19:41:07
| <substack> | not paying enough increases the risk of poaching |
19:41:07
| <jesusabdullah> | so wait, is this data center tycoon or startup tycoon? |
19:41:17
| <substack> | still data center tycoon |
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| <jesusabdullah> | this game needs to exist |
19:42:18
| <substack> | oh and you could hire security guards too! |
19:42:35
| <substack> | and they could escort recruiters off the property |
19:42:56
| <jesusabdullah> | don't forget people trying to steal racks |
19:43:00
| <substack> | haha yeah |
19:43:07
| <substack> | and disgruntled employees |
19:43:16
| <substack> | firing a person could run the risk of disgruntlement |
19:43:21
| <jesusabdullah> | exactly |
19:43:26
| <jesusabdullah> | disgruntled employees make bolder and bolder office thefts |
19:43:26
| <substack> | where they go apeshit and start smashing racks |
19:43:36
| <jesusabdullah> | oh, and disasters |
19:43:39
| <jesusabdullah> | you have to have disasters |
19:43:44
| <substack> | of course |
19:43:45
| <jesusabdullah> | but they'll be like, "/! |
19:43:47
| <jesusabdullah> | \er |
19:43:57
| <jesusabdullah> | /!\ RACK 13 IS ON FIRE!!! |
19:45:29
| <jesusabdullah> | /! |
19:45:32
| <jesusabdullah> | blah |
19:45:34
| <jesusabdullah> | I suck at typing |
19:46:20
| <jesusabdullah> | shitting database, random computers spawning the wrong OS, just, like the most random crap that can go wrong |
19:46:49
| <substack> | fax machine starts shitting papers all over the place |
19:47:00
| <substack> | coffee machine sprays coffee everywhere |
19:47:16
| <substack> | AC breaks down, massively increasing your hardware failure rate |
19:47:28
| <jesusabdullah> | actual mass hardware failures |
19:47:34
| <substack> | earthquakes |
19:47:37
| <substack> | flooding |
19:47:44
| <substack> | zombies |
19:47:54
| <jesusabdullah> | the combination of twitter and the simCity thing would be the most hilarious though |
19:48:27
| <substack> | an in-game twitter feed you could monitor? |
19:48:39
| <jesusabdullah> | ooh |
19:48:57
| <substack> | people bitching about your service |
19:48:59
| <jesusabdullah> | Yeah, like, all that communication from the "news" is really analogous to "social media" |
19:49:02
| <jesusabdullah> | Yeah |
19:49:53
| <jesusabdullah> | @HIPSTARTUP We just migrated to @competitor. See you later @player1 ! |
19:49:59
| <jesusabdullah> | "OH NOOO" |
19:50:10
| <jesusabdullah> | @ttlnoob Ugh @player1 isn't even working today |
19:50:31
| <substack> | another idea: all the players in the game are competing against each other |
19:50:35
| <substack> | for a finite number of customers |
19:50:45
| <jesusabdullah> | oh hell yeah |
19:51:11
| <substack> | and you can send recruiters to other companies |
19:51:13
| <substack> | to poach |
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| <rowbit> | /!\ ATTENTION: (default-local) [email protected] successfully signed up for developer browserling plan ($20). Cash money! /!\ |
19:53:50
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| <substack> | woot |
20:28:44
| <pkrumins> | cash money |
20:33:43
| <niftylettuce> | coding while being transported at 70+ mph |
20:33:45
| <niftylettuce> | tethering ftw |
20:34:09
| <niftylettuce> | pkrumins substack how many customers u guys got? over 200 yet? |
20:34:42
| <niftylettuce> | jesusabdullah: sim city rocks |
20:34:48
| <pkrumins> | 171 |
20:34:51
| <niftylettuce> | dang! |
20:35:12
| <niftylettuce> | thats at least 3400 simoleons per month |
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| <substack> | niftylettuce: minus server costs, which are pretty significant |
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| <Raynos> | substack: https://github.com/Raynos/composite/blob/master/bin/run-browser-tests.js |
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| <jesusabdullah> | niftylettuce: You could totally make that game in a few days I bet |
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| <Raynos> | http://singlepageappbook.com/single-page.html |
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| <maxogden> | substack: what is the company you use for credit card payments? |
23:30:43
| <maxogden> | OH STRIPE |
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| <LOUDBOT> | IM SPREADING YOUR LOVE TO THE TWATTERSPHERE |
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| <st_luke> | stripe is awesome |
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