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| <jesusabdullah> | Nexxy: halp I don't understand what the guy in #nodejitsu is asking because I accidentally most of the grey goose |
| 09:45:03
| <Nexxy> | jesusabdullah, I think I helped him |
| 09:46:10
| <Nexxy> | I will ask |
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| <jesusabdullah> | word |
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| <jesusabdullah> | that guy is probably a noob |
| 09:48:07
| <jesusabdullah> | they usually are |
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| <jesusabdullah> | if the guy asks about the proxyt |
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| <jesusabdullah> | proxy |
| 09:48:16
| <jesusabdullah> | STALL |
| 09:48:36
| <jesusabdullah> | and by "stall" I mean, "bitch it works in prod unless you can point to like 3 http specs fuck you" |
| 09:48:47
| <jesusabdullah> | Off The Record btw!!!!! |
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| <Nexxy> | el oh el |
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| <jesusabdullah> | You would say that |
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| <Nexxy> | I do |
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| <jesusabdullah> | way to TAKE ADVANTAGE of my APPARENT IMPAIREDNESS |
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| <SubStack> | you can now use upnode over arbitrary streams in 0.4.0 https://github.com/substack/upnode |
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| <SubStack> | dominictarr: ^^^ |
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| <SubStack> | https://github.com/substack/upnode#ssl-stream-example |
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| <jesusabdullah> | sub: word |
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| <jesusabdullah> | SubStack: 400 words |
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| <SubStack> | haha |
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| <SubStack> | this might even work in the browser who knows |
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| <SubStack> | api is still a bit in flux, it'll probably emphasize the pipe api more in later versions |
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| <niftylettuce> | \o |
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| <dominictarr> | SubStack, this is good. |
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| <SubStack> | dominictarr: also I've been pouring over the california boating laws |
| 14:36:38
| <SubStack> | somewhat puzzled as to why there aren't more homebrew pontoon boats anchored in san francisco bay |
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| <SubStack> | considering how expensive rents are and how inexpensive plywood is |
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| <dominictarr> | aha, very interesting. |
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| <dominictarr> | SubStack, http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Get-a-Free-Yacht/ |
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| <dominictarr> | SubStack, isn't that the idea at sausalito? |
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| <dominictarr> | San Francisco is harbor is pretty wide open |
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| <dominictarr> | you'd probably need to head to vallejo at least to get a sheltered anchorage. unless you stayed in a marina |
| 15:12:01
| <dominictarr> | although treasure island looks like it has some potential, in clipper cove. |
| 15:12:33
| <dominictarr> | depending on how bad the easterlies get... |
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| <dominictarr> | you'd probably need a decently built boat for that spot. |
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| <SubStack> | good to know |
| 15:20:09
| <SubStack> | also check this out http://browserling.com:9005/ |
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| <SubStack> | graph stream in action |
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| <dominictarr> | NICE COLOURS |
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| <LOUDBOT> | ASDFKAJWEKFJKASJDF |
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| <SubStack> | generated by mrcolor |
| 15:22:21
| <SubStack> | the super fun thing was how I took a node program using request and JSONStream and instead of piping to process.stdout I piped to graph-stream |
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| <SubStack> | in the browserified version |
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| <SubStack> | and everything just worked |
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| <SubStack> | I like this because I can disregard horrible front-end code and just stick to things that look nodeish |
| 15:24:53
| <dominictarr> | your mission to nodeify the browser is noble indeed. |
| 15:26:29
| <dominictarr> | we need another type of graph too, where it's value/time like for a stock price. |
| 15:26:42
| <SubStack> | line graphs would be pretty sweet |
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| <dominictarr> | that gives me the idea for a another module called "lies-damn-lies" |
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| <AvianFlu> | �and statistics? |
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| <dominictarr> | that generates random hockey-stick graphs. |
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| <AvianFlu> | statistics, I knew it |
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| <dominictarr> | AvianFlu, you know your mark twain quotes. |
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| <SubStack> | up and to the right |
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| <dominictarr> | name the X axis time, and the Y axis HYPE |
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| <SubStack> | perhaps you could take a real dataset as input and compute the most favorable way to presnent it |
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| <dominictarr> | get a stats package, and a genetic algorithm, and apply transformations until it sells. |
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| <SubStack> | a/b test it against venture capitalists |
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| <dominictarr> | they would love that |
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| <SubStack> | it's not like they're doing anything important |
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| <dominictarr> | maxogden, can you link me to your video over websockets thing? |
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| <SubStack> | whoa sweet somebody sent me a tip on gittip |
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