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09:44:43  <jesusabdullah>Nexxy: halp I don't understand what the guy in #nodejitsu is asking because I accidentally most of the grey goose
09:45:03  <Nexxy>jesusabdullah, I think I helped him
09:46:10  <Nexxy>I will ask
09:48:00  <jesusabdullah>word
09:48:05  <jesusabdullah>that guy is probably a noob
09:48:07  <jesusabdullah>they usually are
09:48:11  <jesusabdullah>if the guy asks about the proxyt
09:48:15  <jesusabdullah>proxy
09:48:16  <jesusabdullah>STALL
09:48:36  <jesusabdullah>and by "stall" I mean, "bitch it works in prod unless you can point to like 3 http specs fuck you"
09:48:47  <jesusabdullah>Off The Record btw!!!!!
09:48:50  <Nexxy>el oh el
09:48:55  <jesusabdullah>You would say that
09:49:01  <Nexxy>I do
09:49:08  <jesusabdullah>way to TAKE ADVANTAGE of my APPARENT IMPAIREDNESS
09:49:18  <SubStack>you can now use upnode over arbitrary streams in 0.4.0 https://github.com/substack/upnode
09:49:33  <SubStack>dominictarr: ^^^
09:50:31  <SubStack>https://github.com/substack/upnode#ssl-stream-example
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09:59:03  <jesusabdullah>SubStack: 400 words
09:59:36  <SubStack>haha
09:59:48  <SubStack>this might even work in the browser who knows
10:00:10  <SubStack>api is still a bit in flux, it'll probably emphasize the pipe api more in later versions
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14:21:56  <niftylettuce>\o
14:28:50  <dominictarr>SubStack, this is good.
14:32:46  <SubStack>dominictarr: also I've been pouring over the california boating laws
14:36:38  <SubStack>somewhat puzzled as to why there aren't more homebrew pontoon boats anchored in san francisco bay
14:36:54  <SubStack>considering how expensive rents are and how inexpensive plywood is
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15:04:12  <dominictarr>aha, very interesting.
15:05:14  <dominictarr>SubStack, http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Get-a-Free-Yacht/
15:06:17  <dominictarr>SubStack, isn't that the idea at sausalito?
15:09:35  <dominictarr>San Francisco is harbor is pretty wide open
15:10:32  <dominictarr>you'd probably need to head to vallejo at least to get a sheltered anchorage. unless you stayed in a marina
15:12:01  <dominictarr>although treasure island looks like it has some potential, in clipper cove.
15:12:33  <dominictarr>depending on how bad the easterlies get...
15:12:59  <dominictarr>you'd probably need a decently built boat for that spot.
15:19:59  <SubStack>good to know
15:20:09  <SubStack>also check this out http://browserling.com:9005/
15:20:15  <SubStack>graph stream in action
15:21:04  <dominictarr>NICE COLOURS
15:21:05  <LOUDBOT>ASDFKAJWEKFJKASJDF
15:21:32  <SubStack>generated by mrcolor
15:22:21  <SubStack>the super fun thing was how I took a node program using request and JSONStream and instead of piping to process.stdout I piped to graph-stream
15:22:30  <SubStack>in the browserified version
15:22:36  <SubStack>and everything just worked
15:24:00  <SubStack>I like this because I can disregard horrible front-end code and just stick to things that look nodeish
15:24:53  <dominictarr>your mission to nodeify the browser is noble indeed.
15:26:29  <dominictarr>we need another type of graph too, where it's value/time like for a stock price.
15:26:42  <SubStack>line graphs would be pretty sweet
15:29:45  <dominictarr>that gives me the idea for a another module called "lies-damn-lies"
15:30:02  <AvianFlu>´┐Żand statistics?
15:30:07  <dominictarr>that generates random hockey-stick graphs.
15:30:31  <AvianFlu>statistics, I knew it
15:30:41  <dominictarr>AvianFlu, you know your mark twain quotes.
15:30:44  <SubStack>up and to the right
15:31:23  <dominictarr>name the X axis time, and the Y axis HYPE
15:31:32  <SubStack>perhaps you could take a real dataset as input and compute the most favorable way to presnent it
15:32:12  <dominictarr>get a stats package, and a genetic algorithm, and apply transformations until it sells.
15:36:08  <SubStack>a/b test it against venture capitalists
15:38:17  <dominictarr>they would love that
15:41:05  <SubStack>it's not like they're doing anything important
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23:04:35  <dominictarr>maxogden, can you link me to your video over websockets thing?
23:22:38  <SubStack>whoa sweet somebody sent me a tip on gittip
23:24:28  <SubStack>I can use that to buy food.
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