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| <pkrumins> | woo we figured out this terrible browserling bug that affected IE6, IE7, and IE8 customers |
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| <tanepiper> | well he had a wee breakdown, i decided to be the bigger man |
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| <pkrumins> | and it turns out it was windows firewall!! |
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| <tanepiper> | MORE FOOL ME |
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| <LOUDBOT> | WISH THE LAPTOP LUCK IN THE MORNING |
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| <substack> | jesusabdullah: https://gather.at/e/162b4246 |
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| <tanepiper> | mehh i'm off to bed - had an off coding day - productivity <= 0 |
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| <substack> | at sudoroom with baudio-party running |
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| <substack> | jesusabdullah: did you see https://twitter.com/Oaksterdam/status/244247000143519744/photo/1/large ? |
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| <jesusabdullah> | lol no |
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| <substack> | it was ambling down telegraph |
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| <dominictarr> | hey substack maxogden what do you guys think about this pull request for JSONStream https://github.com/dominictarr/JSONStream/pull/19 |
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| <dominictarr> | it adds support for a stream of valid objects, that are not necessarily seperated by whitespace. |
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| <dominictarr> | (who needs commas, anyway) |
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| <maxogden> | +1 |
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| <niftylettuce> | maxogden: oo nice gather.at, clever dude |
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| <niftylettuce> | Emeryville whois stalkers like wut |
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| <maxogden> | :D |
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| <_ritch> | maxogden: what is all this talk i hear about streaming as a replication mechanism for databases? |
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| <maxogden> | couchdb does it sort of |
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| <maxogden> | i experimented doing it in node with https://github.com/maxogden/plumbdb |
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| <maxogden> | couch doesnt do streaming writes but plumbdb does |
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| <_ritch> | streaming to disk? |
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| <maxogden> | yea |
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| <_ritch> | which is awesome, but how do you handle 'pull the plug' style errors? |
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| <_ritch> | i really like the idea of just streaming writes to a location, whether thats a local persistence or the entire cluster |
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| <maxogden> | its a document db so each doc gets its own individual error/success state |
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| <maxogden> | couch lets you specify if you want 'all or nothing' when you do bulk inserts but i didnt implement that |
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| <pkrumins> | maxogden: http://i.imgur.com/WGO8b.gif |
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| <Raynos> | What would through look like with the new readable stream interface? |
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| <pkrumins> | isaacs: turns out node was slow on windows 2003 because of the windows firewall |
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| <pkrumins> | isaacs: substack had this idea to turn it off, so i tried that, and bam, it's all super speedy now |
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| <pkrumins> | last time we had a terrible bug it was the windows screensavers |
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| <Raynos> | STREAMS |
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| <LOUDBOT> | IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT STOP IT YOU'RE HORDING THE HAPPINESS |
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| <pkrumins> | stream all the things? |
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| <Raynos> | yes |
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| <Raynos> | that is always the answer |
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| <Raynos> | Does anyone have a writable stream base class? |
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| <Raynos> | Something like the inverse of from |
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| <pkrumins> | i've yet to master streams |
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| <Raynos> | :( |
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| <Raynos> | pkrumins: https://gist.github.com/3662920 |
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| <pkrumins> | reading |
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| <Raynos> | Model control flow as map/reduce/filter streams |
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| <pkrumins> | what does it really do? |
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| <pkrumins> | i read through but i can't quite understand |
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| <pkrumins> | like what's the use case |
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| <Raynos> | anything |
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| <Raynos> | We create input streams (DOM events) and output streams (DOM manipulation) |
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| <Raynos> | then we wrap those streams with data transformations |
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| <Raynos> | and eventually pipe from input to output |
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| <pkrumins> | i see |
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