00:00:19  <substack>tiny is beautiful!
00:00:24  <st_luke>I wrote a 2-3 line module for a cli utility to convert epoch time to human readable, it's useful for me but for some reason I don't want to publish it
00:00:35  <substack>publish it!
00:00:40  <st_luke>heh
00:01:02  <substack>for the sake of some other person who happens to have exactly the same problem as you
00:01:10  <substack>which happens so much more often than you might think
00:01:12  <st_luke>I'll write up some tests for it then put it up sometime
00:01:16  <substack>\o/
00:01:34  * substackhas gotten so fast at module turn-around time, even with all the quality control stuff like tests
00:02:17  <st_luke>yeah, I would usually just convert epoch time in the node repl but typing `from_unixtime 1347408059` is so much quicker
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00:04:01  <st_luke>it would be awesome to make a list of node modules that can fit in a tweet
00:05:00  <dominictarr>yeah. but need a count of tokens not chars.
00:06:50  <st_luke>good point
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00:10:18  <dominictarr>okay, they are playing bohemian rapsody. I think that means time to go home.
00:10:27  <dominictarr>catch you dudes later!
00:10:36  <st_luke>later dude
00:10:55  * st_lukejust remembered he registered luke.xxx when the xxx domains went on sale
00:11:00  * substackheading out too
00:11:01  <st_luke>I think that's a good new blog site
00:11:08  <st_luke>seeya stack!
00:11:09  <substack>flight boards in 20 minutes
00:11:17  <st_luke>where are you presently?
00:11:25  <substack>taipei
00:11:43  <st_luke>awesome, have some fun adventures
00:11:49  <substack>\o
00:11:51  * substack&
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00:15:47  <Raynos>isaacs: If you moved _read and lowWaterMark into user land modules it would reduce complexity
00:16:46  <isaacs>Raynos: _read(n, cb) should be int eh api
00:16:56  <isaacs>Raynos: along with a default read() that buffers using that
00:16:58  <Raynos>isaacs: you never set _flowing to true
00:17:27  <isaacs>Raynos: _flowing needs to go away
00:17:28  <isaacs>that sucks
00:17:53  <Raynos>isaacs: yes it does. I guess we can get rid of multi piping and force people to use a splitter
00:18:01  <isaacs>that i'm not convinced of
00:18:46  <Raynos>well then _flowing will need to stay
00:19:36  <isaacs>hrm.
00:21:11  <Raynos>isaacs: do new-style streams no longer have readable and writable booleans?
00:21:45  <isaacs>Raynos: no able booleans, no
00:21:51  <isaacs>they have a read() method and a write() method
00:21:55  <Raynos>Cool.
00:21:55  <isaacs>that's plenty to test
00:22:37  <Raynos>im shocked at how complex .read and from-list / etc are
00:22:46  <Raynos>the pipe complexity I find low.
00:22:51  <isaacs>yeah
00:23:08  <isaacs>the thing is, i want a Readable class that will Just Work if you slap one extra method on it
00:23:24  <isaacs>either you impelement _read(n,cb) or you implement buf=read(n), and that's it
00:23:27  <isaacs>the rest all just works
00:24:29  <Raynos>interesting
00:25:05  <Raynos>i've gone a different approach to _read(n, cb)
00:25:38  <Raynos>which is _read(n, buffers) and rather then calling cb you mutate the buffers and manually emit readable when applicable
00:26:27  <Raynos>although I like cb(null) -> end
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00:26:43  <Raynos>maybe the cb approach is better
00:27:16  <Raynos>isaacs: should all streams have a .ended property ?
00:28:55  <isaacs>Raynos: i'm removing that.
00:30:14  <isaacs>substack: can you sign the node CLA? http://nodejs.org/cla.html
00:30:33  <isaacs>substack: just fill it out online. ignore the bit about fax machinerators pritrolerexses
00:33:14  <substack>sure thing
00:33:33  <substack>turns out the REAL waiting area is much bigger
00:33:40  <substack>I was in the fake puppet waiting area
00:33:47  <substack>but there's this whole lower level
00:35:27  <substack>isaacs: it wants me to input a telephone number
00:35:39  <substack>that's silly
00:35:44  <substack>putting all 0s
00:37:04  <isaacs>substack: that's fine.
00:37:23  <isaacs>substack: wanna know the truth?
00:37:28  <isaacs>substack: i hate the cla thing.
00:37:30  <isaacs>it's total bullshit.
00:37:49  <isaacs>every so often someone actually does fax or mail us a physical signed thing.
00:37:53  <isaacs>and i want to throw up.
00:38:13  <Raynos>:D
00:38:18  <Raynos>Can I fax you a 100 signed copies
00:38:27  <Raynos>isaacs: What's your personal (home) fax machine?
00:38:32  <isaacs>Raynos: hahahhahahha
00:38:36  <isaacs>right.
00:38:50  <isaacs>because the only thing better than a printer, is a printer that someone else can print to.
00:38:51  <Raynos>isaacs: If you don't have one. Can I buy you a fax machine, you install it in your home, Then I fax you
00:39:02  <isaacs>Raynos: i'd need a telephone line
00:39:11  <Raynos>isaacs: I'll buy you one of those too
00:39:12  <isaacs>Raynos: how dedicated to this troll are you,really?
00:39:18  <substack>isaacs: form 100% filled out
00:39:23  <isaacs>substack: thanks.
00:39:29  <Raynos>im not actually going to do this
00:39:37  <Raynos>I have more trollworthy ways to waste my time
00:39:55  <substack>for corporate source policy I put "Everything is permitted."
00:40:01  <substack>was tempted to put the rest of the quote
00:40:03  <isaacs>yeah, i see that
00:40:12  <isaacs>what's the rest of the quote?
00:40:51  <substack>https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed
00:41:10  <isaacs>like, there is no haram, all is halal or something?
00:41:27  <substack>I don't even play video games but I love this quote
00:42:23  <substack>also appears in the brothers karamazov
00:42:35  <substack>and away I go!
00:42:41  <substack>boarding the shit out of this plane
00:42:50  <substack>plane is going to be so thoroughly boarded you have no idea
00:44:04  <isaacs>Substack embarks upon the fart tube with the other long pigs.
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00:44:20  <isaacs>Where nothing is true, and tampering with the smoke detectors is not permitted.
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01:08:29  <st_luke>that form is so dumb
01:09:27  <st_luke>gah what can you do
01:09:34  <st_luke>sponsorship money is not a bad thing
01:10:52  <isaacs>yeah
01:14:41  <st_luke>The company I work for has a policy that things an employee invents during 'non-work hours' remains the property of the employee. However, after digging further there's also a note from the legal team about how if anything an employee creates outside of work hours is determined to be similar or potentially competitive to the company's business, it has to be surrendered.
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02:28:46  <mbalho>that sucks
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02:33:45  <isaacs>st_luke: you should move to california, and buy your own laptop.
02:34:37  <st_luke>isaacs: have one, it's not like I really take those rules seriously anyway :P
02:35:21  <isaacs>st_luke: well, i don't know about ny
02:35:30  <st_luke>took a lot of effort to get the company to see node as a good option for something we're working on, most of the components of that are going to be open sourced as I work on them anyway
02:35:30  <isaacs>st_luke: but in CA, the law is pretty clear, and has been tested in the past.
02:49:40  <st_luke>isaacs: I'm not super worried about the company giving me an issue, they're too large and unorganized. but regardless, moving to ca someday would be nice for a lot of reasons.
02:49:58  <st_luke>nyc was a nice step from upstate in terms of tech culture, but it's not really the kind I'm looking for
02:50:55  <isaacs>st_luke: clearly, you know what oyu must do.
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03:01:22  <st_luke>I think that's probably pretty accurate
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03:13:26  <mbalho>lolwat 20:12 < davidbanham> Anyone had any experience deploying substack
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04:35:57  <dools>yeah we just deployed him in tapei
04:36:02  <dools>taipei*
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05:41:48  * substackin shanghai
05:42:26  <substack>a bit sketched out by these plugs, need to make sure they're 110
05:42:34  <AvianFlu>a good idea
05:43:24  <substack>net is super laggy
05:43:31  <substack>in taipei it was awesome
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05:45:46  <substack>oh wait!
05:45:57  <substack>this ac adapter says 100-240V
05:45:58  <substack>fucking win
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05:46:55  <substack>so that works
05:47:08  <substack>twitter doesn't resolve but I expected as much
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05:52:53  <substack>so the metro stop I got off at is basically chinese powell street
05:53:16  <AvianFlu>lol
05:53:17  <substack>the first thing I saw was a giant mac store
05:53:36  <substack>bunch of expensive touristy things
05:53:38  <AvianFlu>how's the air quality
05:53:46  <substack>smoggy and hot
05:54:47  <substack>also it's like there are no traffic rules
05:54:58  <AvianFlu>unsurprising
05:55:07  <substack>and I saw some signs that had a slash through a trumpet
05:55:23  <substack>there must've been a guy trumpeting it up
05:55:50  <substack>oh bleh yelp seems blocked too
05:55:55  <substack>no wait just slow
05:57:21  <substack>oh lame yelp doesn't have chinese listings
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06:15:17  <substack>trying to get this ssh -D tunnel to work
06:16:29  <substack>oh fuck yeah, TZ=china date
06:16:34  <substack>gives the date in china :D
06:16:59  <substack>hmm except it's wrong
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06:18:25  <substack>TZ='Asia/Shanghai' date works
06:22:16  <substack>firefox y u no use my localhost:6070 socks5 proxy
06:27:49  <substack>aha stupid thing wasn't letting low ports through
06:28:01  <substack>needs to be root I guess
06:36:23  <substack>whoa what
06:38:48  <substack>blarg sudo -E being tricky on me
06:45:01  <substack>bwahaha
06:45:48  <substack>going through the very same ssh session that I'm irssi-ing from
06:54:25  <st_luke>man setting up an .xxx domain makes you feel like a real sleezebag
06:54:30  <st_luke>you have to do all this weird verification
06:54:34  <st_luke>im just using it for a damn blog
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07:01:22  <substack>my talk is at 9:15 on the 14th hmm
07:01:37  <substack>I'm totes the 2nd act, sucks for everybody following
07:01:47  <substack>because I have so much production quality with this thing it is getting absurd
07:06:21  <st_luke>awesome
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07:12:24  <substack>ok how the fuck do I turn on the light in the bathroom
07:15:56  <chapel>lol
07:17:18  <substack>none of the lights work here what is going on
07:18:45  <substack>and away I go
08:03:20  <dools>substack: look for a coin operated power thingy
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14:12:05  <substack>\o/
14:12:36  <substack>dools: nah the expensive-looking hotel is just actually really fucking rinky-dink
14:13:41  <substack>trashy convenience store food whooo
14:14:05  <substack>also I succeeded spectacularly at getting crazy lost
14:14:22  <substack>and I got whisteled out my a police officer for being on the grass at the statue park
14:14:28  <substack>haha take that AUTHORITY
14:14:46  <substack>police are everywhere
14:15:02  <substack>and police motorcycles and cars always flash their lights
14:15:03  <substack>always
14:15:17  <guybrush>haha substack goes on the rampage in china :D
14:15:21  <guybrush>keep it calm man!
14:15:41  <guybrush>node would be fucked when they arrest you
14:15:47  <substack>one guy asked me for change in 3 separate languages
14:16:45  <substack>so I propped the door open to this hotel room with some furniture so I can fucking see at all in this place
14:18:02  <guybrush>did you meet up with the other node-guys yet? i think creationix pinged you in #node.js
14:19:05  <substack>nope
14:19:13  <substack>I was offline all afternoon
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14:26:37  <substack>ok that is really fucking stupid
14:26:55  <substack>the lights only work when you put the card to unlock the door in a slot
14:27:05  <substack>for fucks sake china what the fuck
14:27:50  <guybrush>sounds like they fear someone could forget to turn the lights of when they leave the room
14:27:58  <guybrush>*off
14:28:28  <substack>but guests are just supposed to figure this shit out on their own?
14:28:42  <guybrush>im sure there is a sign (in chinese :D)
14:29:05  <guybrush>or maybe they just give a fuck
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15:13:22  <substack>http://substack.net/images/couchdb.png
15:13:25  * substackzzz &
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15:21:58  <Raynos>isaacs: whats the status on peer dependencies?
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15:58:40  <isaacs>Raynos: last i saw, dominic denicola was working on it at summer camp
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18:44:41  <Raynos>isaacs: I should go ask him
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20:02:45  <tanepiper>NODE DUBLIN!!
20:02:50  <tanepiper>looks like i'll be going
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20:09:20  <AvianFlu>tanepiper: SWEET
20:14:03  <dominictarr>tanepiper, AWESOME!
20:15:56  <tanepiper>it's not 100% confirmed yet, but most likely
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20:44:27  <mbalho>FUCK YEAH DUBLIN
20:44:28  <LOUDBOT>THIS IS 10 PERCENT LUCK 20 PERCENT SKILL 15 PERCENT CONCENTRATED POWER OF WILL 5 PERCENT PLEASURE 50 PERCENT PAIN
20:45:06  <pkrumins>dublin.
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20:59:18  <st_luke>mikeal: i think substack is super booked for conferences around empire, else I'd ask him to come
20:59:41  <st_luke>a stream() || die() reunion would be sick though
20:59:49  <mbalho>yes
21:01:44  <mikeal>i'm flying from empire to krt
21:01:48  <mikeal>he could do the same
21:01:53  <mikeal>i'm way more booked :)
21:02:16  <mikeal>NodeDublin -> TenConf -> Empire -> KRT with no days in between
21:03:13  <st_luke>honestly I'd really like to have him speak
21:03:32  <st_luke>and I think it would make a big impact on east coast people
21:04:46  <mikeal>well, act quick before his airfare is already bought
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22:05:59  <st_luke>hey isaacs, do you have any recommendations on good areas to rent an apartment in oakland? preferably something with easy bart access to get to sf during the week.
22:07:46  <mbalho>st_luke: that kind of neighborhood do you enjoy living in
22:08:14  <st_luke>mbalho: what kind?
22:09:30  <mbalho>st_luke: yes there are many different kidns of neighborhoods
22:10:15  <dominictarr>I think the question is do you want to live in the 'hood?
22:10:34  <mbalho>that is one option but i didnt mean it like that
22:13:03  <st_luke>I've lived in the hood a bunch of times, it's ok, but I spend a lot of time outdoors at like 3am sometimes so it's probably not a great idea anymore
22:13:55  <st_luke>a neighborhood where I can have a grill and maybe a backyard would be nice, without too many guns that's friendly to foot traffic
22:14:41  <mbalho>st_luke: then you wanna live in either fruitvale or temescal/rockridge
22:16:16  <st_luke>is fruitvale considered west oakland?
22:16:48  <mbalho>nope east
22:18:19  <isaacs>fruitvale is not terrible.
22:18:23  <isaacs>but it's pretty close to terrible.
22:19:20  <mbalho>i happen to like fruitvale
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22:25:37  <st_luke>are there any suburb-ish areas in oakland?
22:36:04  <isaacs>st_luke: fruitvale is probably the best bet, actually
22:36:19  <isaacs>you don't want to live in a california suburb
22:36:23  <isaacs>it means a different thing here
22:36:29  <isaacs>suburb = strip malls and no soul
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23:40:53  <substack>oh yeah the other thing
23:41:02  <substack>is I've only seen 1 chinese flag the whole time I've been here
23:41:13  <substack>and that was a little girl waving a flag around in the park
23:41:30  <substack>a ton of buildings have flagpoles but they're all empty
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