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01:10:23  <substack>Raynos: to make fs.readFileSync() work we'll need a module to evaluate static expressions
01:10:28  <substack>whipping that up real quick
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02:04:33  <substack>made some progress, now hacking on the dashboard thing for seaport I need
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02:37:48  <substack>I'm now getting a crazy idea for merging dashboard data from local builds with the production build
02:38:00  <substack>whoa whoa whoa
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02:41:00  <substack>pipes going every which-way
02:41:04  <substack>basically this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CS7j5I6aOc
02:41:27  <dominictarr>wow
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02:46:13  <substack>neither here nor there nor at the here nor there sign at ashby bart
02:50:12  <substack>like the unix `talk` program for processes
02:50:25  <substack>chatting amongst themselves
02:59:10  <substack>getting some more crazy ideas
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03:15:59  <chrisdickinson>substack: silly question: have you considered using the "engines" directive to specify browsers to test using testling ci?
03:16:18  <substack>I would rather have that in a dedicated testling field
03:16:31  <substack>engines was ruined by npm caring about it
03:16:40  <chrisdickinson>ah, cool
03:16:42  <chrisdickinson>just wondering :)
03:16:50  <substack>and engines means something on some platforms like nodejitsu
03:16:54  <substack>so I don't really want to touch it
03:16:55  <dominictarr>jesusabdullah: hey, do you know the name for the curve that a bent beam makes?
03:18:16  <dominictarr>is it the same as a catenary curve?
03:22:03  <ralphtheninja>dominictarr: what kind of beam?
03:22:26  <dominictarr>lets say, a yacht mast
03:23:46  <ralphtheninja>never heard of catenary before, cool
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03:24:19  <ralphtheninja>I'd say a parabola, but they are apparently mathematically different
03:28:06  <dominictarr>it's probably not exactly a parabola
03:28:38  <dominictarr>I can find plenty of stuff about calculating how much a beam will bend,
03:28:41  <dominictarr>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bending#Euler-Bernoulli_bending_theory
03:28:50  <dominictarr>but nothing about the curve it will take
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03:37:30  <ralphtheninja>dominictarr: yeah it's definitely not a parabola, w(x) here almost becomes linear at the end http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Euler-Bernoulli_beam_theory-2.svg
03:37:51  <ralphtheninja>I guess it's w(x) you're after
03:37:58  <ralphtheninja>the deflection
03:38:18  <dominictarr>I think those drawings are simplifications
03:38:39  <substack>I GRADUATED MAGNA CUM LAUDE WITH A DEGREE IN BENDING SCIENCE
03:38:39  <LOUDBOT>HOW THE HELL IS A VOID FUNCTION RETURNING AN INT?
03:38:41  <dominictarr>it looks like they are drawing arcs
03:39:02  <dominictarr>I'm pretty sure it's not an arc
03:42:41  <ralphtheninja>dominictarr: http://www.ce.memphis.edu/3322/Pdfs/PaulsPDFs/Beam%20Deflection%20by%20Integration.pdf
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03:43:26  <ralphtheninja>also depends on what kind of boundary conditions you have
03:46:03  <ralphtheninja>they use different terms though, v(x) in that pdf is w(x) in the wikipedia article
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03:51:58  <dominictarr>ralphtheninja: hmm, no I think this stuff is not what I need
03:52:18  <dominictarr>they are assuming that the bend is really small, and can just represent the curve as a radiue
03:52:23  <dominictarr>radius
03:52:43  <dominictarr>for things like buildings, and I beams, that nearly straight
03:52:52  <dominictarr>but I want to design things like boats
03:53:04  <dominictarr>where there is a large curve
03:53:26  <dominictarr>like, the side of the boat might have a bend that is %10 of the length
03:53:34  <dominictarr>of the piece
03:56:55  <ralphtheninja>what are you trying to accomplish? calculating how much material you need?
04:00:31  <dominictarr>yeah, and what shape it will be
04:02:39  <ralphtheninja>but if you are talking about e.g. the side of a boat, the shape is defined by the ribs? (not sure of the term here)
04:06:32  <ralphtheninja>I have to sleep on it :)
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05:46:09  <substack>https://soundcloud.com/substack/waveform-distorted
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06:30:02  <dominictarr>https://github.com/dominictarr/level-update
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07:30:16  <Raynos>OH HI
07:30:26  <Raynos>So turns out my bank hates me
07:30:58  <Raynos>I tried to buy $2k worth of furniture after wasting a day in IKEA and my bank was like "lolno"
07:31:05  <Raynos>Anyone know any good american banks?
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07:39:08  <jesusabdullah>It's not a parabola, I know that
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08:02:32  <Nexxy>Raynos, if you call your bank ahead of time they can prevent that from happening
08:02:52  <Raynos>They shouldnt be dicks
08:03:01  <Nexxy>it's just to protect you from identity theft
08:03:03  <Raynos>when I try to pay for something they should let me pay for it
08:03:23  <substack>corporate paternalism!
08:03:27  <Nexxy>haha yeah
08:03:40  <Nexxy>that happened to me when I went to buy my mba
08:03:40  <Raynos>I know what it's for but fuck. it ruined my day
08:04:03  <Raynos>can't they let it go through and then be like "lol identify theft'd. here's a refund"
08:04:15  <Nexxy>sure but then they're on the line for whatever they covered
08:04:24  <substack>not if it's debit
08:04:30  <substack>which has spending limits anyways
08:04:35  <substack>which is stupid
08:05:27  <Nexxy>yeah! why aren't we all still using gold bullion?
08:05:46  <Raynos>anyway
08:05:53  <Raynos>I couldnt pay for it with credit either :/
08:06:57  <Nexxy>denied your swedish furniture
08:07:05  <Raynos>yes
08:07:10  <Raynos>And now because I have no furniture
08:07:12  <Raynos>I have no bed
08:07:18  <Raynos>so I get to sleep on the floor -.-
08:07:26  <Nexxy>deliver me from swedish furniture. deliver me from clever art. may I never be complete. may I never be content.
08:07:34  <Nexxy>may I never be perfect.
08:07:49  <Raynos>?
08:07:53  <Nexxy>fight club
08:07:55  <Raynos>Are you drunk?
08:08:00  <Nexxy>no lol
08:08:05  <Nexxy>I don't really drink
08:08:37  <Nexxy>except for all those open bars
08:09:55  <Raynos>fuck
08:10:04  <Raynos>What do you do if your private key gets compromised?
08:10:06  <substack>burn everything to the ground and start over with cryptocurrency
08:10:10  <Raynos>is there a protocol for this?
08:10:17  <substack>Raynos: anarchy
08:10:21  <substack>it's theirs now
08:10:22  <Nexxy>make a new one and rotate them?
08:10:27  <Raynos>no srs
08:10:28  <substack>that's what should happen
08:10:35  <Raynos>if I lose my private key its the same as identity theft
08:10:42  <substack>paternalism
08:10:46  <substack>is what you want
08:11:08  <Raynos>Nexxy: but if I rotate them how do I tell other people that the other private key is invalid
08:11:11  <substack>Nexxy: same @ open bars
08:11:31  <Nexxy>Raynos, smoke signals and/or flare gun preferably
08:11:50  <Nexxy>IDK
08:11:54  <Nexxy>I use a different key for everything
08:11:55  <Raynos>there must be a way to garantuee identity
08:11:59  <Nexxy>so I've never really put any thought into that
08:12:09  <Nexxy>not without some central identity registry
08:12:35  <Raynos>i hate this shit
08:12:35  <substack>central identity registries which can be subverted
08:12:40  <Raynos>why do I even need identity
08:12:43  <Raynos>fuck identity
08:12:43  <substack>like the US SSN system
08:12:53  <Raynos>I am hiding all my cash in my spring box
08:12:55  <Nexxy>ego death is the way to enlightenment
08:13:28  <substack>create a crypto crypt and hide all your money behind elaborate and custom layers of puzzles and cryptography
08:13:40  <Nexxy>like the game Myst!
08:14:45  <substack>I dislike much of present civilization
08:15:00  <substack>a few things are pretty great about it but most of it is pretty underwhelming
08:15:28  <substack>and some of it is downright depressing or evil
08:15:46  <fotoverite>you just need to start spending more money raynos
08:16:02  <Raynos>IAM
08:16:05  <fotoverite>after I started putting all my flights on my american express no more flags ever. :P
08:16:10  <Raynos>I was about to blow 2k on furniture
08:16:14  <Raynos>but those shits ;_;
08:16:19  <fotoverite>Though it should have been a quick call to the bank to confirm
08:16:32  <Raynos>i didnt know I could call my bank
08:16:43  <fotoverite>That usually what you do it's on the back of the card
08:17:16  <Raynos>substack: Can we make a government less continent?
08:17:24  <Raynos>Would that make things better?
08:24:16  <Nexxy>it's impractical
08:24:29  <Nexxy>you'd get trade embargoed the moment you did anything progressive
08:24:48  <Nexxy>then starve ;<
08:33:37  <substack>misanthropia
10:05:18  <jesusabdullah>wut
10:05:40  <jesusabdullah>Raynos: spo you're asking for a government tyhat's incontenent?
10:05:48  <jesusabdullah>Raynos: so, like, needs diapers?
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23:21:05  <isaacs>So, here's an idea..
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23:21:12  <isaacs>what if Writable._write *always* takes 3 arguments?
23:21:23  <isaacs>Writable.prototype._write = function(chunk, encoding, cb)
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23:33:28  <Raynos>?
23:33:33  <Raynos>why
23:37:06  <isaacs>Raynos: because it's too slow otherwise.
23:39:18  <Raynos>xd
23:39:20  <isaacs>Raynos: we have these optimized functions, like handle.writeUtf8String(str)
23:40:08  <isaacs>Raynos: and it's way way faster to do it that way, than to copy into a buffer, and THEN write the buffer
23:40:49  <isaacs>Raynos: so, rather than do all these copies, there's a state.decodeStrings=false flag
23:41:44  <Raynos>that could make sense
23:41:57  <isaacs>but, to get around the fact that _write takes (chunk,cb)
23:42:13  <isaacs>if you set decodeStrings=false, then you get _write([string,encoding], cb)
23:42:35  <isaacs>and that ends up making for a lot of extra arrays and other junk
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23:58:29  <isaacs>Raynos: So, the question would be, would you rather your _write(chunk,enc,cb) receive a _write(buffer,null,cb), or _write(string,'utf8',cb)?