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01:10:52  <elliottcable>isaacs ⑊ oi, you! :D
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01:11:04  <elliottcable>isaacs ⑊ is there a way to, and this question may blow your mind, but, ... use browserify server-side?
01:11:35  <elliottcable>that is, I find myself having a need to combine a bunch of require()-using code into a single file, but *not* for the browser. It'll still be executed server-side. Specifically, WebWorkers-wise.
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01:18:40  <jesusabdullah>elliottcable: possibly a better question for substack
01:19:12  <jesusabdullah>elliottcable: I've also considered doing that for, umm....shit I can't remember what for anymore >_<
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01:19:34  <elliottcable>jesusabdullah ⑊ *nods*
01:19:39  <elliottcable>substack ⑊ well, that. ↑
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02:46:13  <mbalho>juliangruber: so if you do ws.send(data, { binary : true } in node and you do new WebSocket(api) in the client with the client ws will receive a Blob
02:46:55  <mbalho>juliangruber: thats the default. if you send binary: false the client ws will receive a string
02:47:17  <mbalho>juliangruber: so since the default for websocket-stream has been ascii this whole time im wondering if i should keep it that way and let you turn on binary optionally
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03:00:47  <mbalho>juliangruber: feedback welcome https://github.com/maxogden/websocket-stream
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03:16:24  <mbalho>hmm cool i just deployed node 0.10 to openshift
03:16:48  <mbalho>(saw a talk about it at nodepdx today, https://github.com/ryanj/nodejs-custom-version-openshift)
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05:05:57  <jjjjohnn1y>WELL DONT UNDERSTAND MOST THINGS
05:05:58  <LOUDBOT>I AM TO BE DRINKING THE WINE IN THIS BOTTLE SOME MORE FOR PLEASE TO YOU BE HERE
05:06:51  <jjjjohnn1y>THATS A MELANCHOLY DEVELOPER
05:06:51  <LOUDBOT>PERSONAL LIFE AND IRC DO NOT MIX
05:07:24  <jjjjohnn1y>SHH DO NOT STIR SOMEBODY APPROACHES
05:07:24  <LOUDBOT>I HAVE NEVER FORGIVEN THE CLINGONS FOR THE DEPTH OF MY BUM
05:08:23  <jjjjohnn1y>IS THAT TO SAY YOU ARE A BUTT HEAD>
05:08:24  <LOUDBOT>MY PUSHER, WHO ART IN THE CRACKHOUSE... HALLOWED BE THY BITCHES AND HOS
05:10:03  <jjjjohnn1y>BY JIMMY JOHNS AND BULLET HOLES
05:10:03  <LOUDBOT>POUTINE REFERENCE FTW
05:15:37  <jjjjohnn1y>COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE PASS THE PUPA STAGE
05:15:38  <LOUDBOT>I CAN HAVE ALL THE SUGAR I WANT, I'M AN ADULT
05:17:15  <jjjjohnn1y>CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I OVULATED EVERY MONTH AND PRODUCED A MALE OFFSPRING?
05:17:16  <LOUDBOT>ZOMG I JUST FOUND MY CHEAP PEN I THOUGHT I'D LOST I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY :DDDD
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05:32:22  <jjjjohnn1y>BIVOUAC IS THE WORD FOR AN ANTS NEST THAT IS MADE OUT OF INTERLINKED ANTS, LIKE MASONRY
05:32:23  <LOUDBOT>WE'RE SORRY. WE CANNOT CONNECT YOUR CALL AT THIS TIME. PLEASE WAIT AND TRY YOUR CALL AGAIN LATER.
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05:46:10  <jesusabdullah>jjjjohnn1y: it is also the word for when you make emergency shelter during a blizzard while climbing a mountain
05:46:37  <jesusabdullah>if you have to bivouac someone is probably gonna lose their feet to frostbite
05:57:25  <jjjjohnn1y>jesusabdullah: yeah, my guess is the person who has to act as the shelter
06:06:43  <jesusabdullah>haha, well it's not quite so literal
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06:21:42  <jjjjohnn1y>what is the state of npm from the browser?
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06:58:48  <jjjjohnn1y>THAT CRYPTO SCHEME WHERE THE RESULTING HASH IS AN ANAGRAM OF THE KEY
06:58:48  <LOUDBOT>ENOUGH IS IT ENOUGH, STO PTHIS SILLY MADNESS!
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07:09:50  <jesusabdullah>THAT'S SOME HARDY BOYS SHIT RIGHT THERE
07:09:50  <LOUDBOT>YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SWEATER-WEARING MANIACS
07:12:01  <jesusabdullah>"Frank this is AES encrypted I don't think we're going to be able to figure out this message" "Try 'popcorn' Joe!" "Jeepers!"
07:13:21  <jesusabdullah>My favorite plot device was when everyone in the bad guys' gang wore the same distinctive shoe
07:13:30  <jesusabdullah>"Yeah well they were on sale on zappos so we got a gross"
07:13:42  <jesusabdullah>"It seems like THIS time your THRIFT.....is gonna COST you"
07:13:48  <jesusabdullah>"Good one Joe" "Thanks Frank"
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08:20:55  <jjjjohnn1y>lol
08:21:12  <jjjjohnn1y>that makes me think about a hardy boys / joe frank mashup
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08:21:23  <jesusabdullah>joe frank?
08:22:18  <jjjjohnn1y>guy who does late night radio noir on public radio
08:22:35  <jjjjohnn1y>http://www.joefrank.com/
08:23:10  <jjjjohnn1y>i dont know where to find his old material
08:24:08  <jjjjohnn1y>http://mediadownloads.joefrank.com/French%20Comic.mp3
08:24:43  <jesusabdullah>alright giving this a chance
08:26:06  <jesusabdullah>this is so weird
08:26:51  <jesusabdullah>this would be awesome on drugs and surround sound
08:27:21  <jjjjohnn1y>thats one is pretty funny
08:27:45  <jjjjohnn1y>but his old stuff is dark / noir
08:28:04  <jjjjohnn1y>but the same style, conversational over music and fx
08:29:00  <jjjjohnn1y>i should become a member for a month and rip some mp3
08:32:27  <jjjjohnn1y>"this girl, she was good in bed. BUt she dint know nothing about comedy"
08:38:52  <jesusabdullah>I feel enlightened.
08:40:24  <jjjjohnn1y>http://streaming.joefrank.com/42civnwmdsxfvu.m4a
08:40:58  <jjjjohnn1y>thats a hourlog episode
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08:43:03  <jjjjohnn1y>from his free memebership tier
08:43:30  <jesusabdullah>I unfortunately have to get up in 7 hrs :(
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08:57:16  <timoxley>dominictarr so I updated the mdm-tunnel code so it can take multiple clients
08:57:18  <timoxley>not really sure on a good strategy for clients to identify themselves
08:58:12  <dominictarr>well, I guess they need to connect with a header of some kind
08:58:27  <dominictarr>like, http, or the first line of json.
08:58:31  <timoxley>I'm currently abusing muxdemux by opening a stream using the meta as the identifier for this muxdemux connection, then closing the stream
08:58:57  <timoxley>and keeping the mx reference around on the other end, keyed by that id
08:59:28  <timoxley>when an http request comes in with that id, I know to route connections to that mux demux instance
09:04:02  <timoxley>does that seem sane?
09:04:04  <timoxley>ish?
09:04:58  <dominictarr>hmm
09:06:12  <dominictarr>yeah, that works, but there is a simpler option I think
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09:08:14  <dominictarr>https://github.com/dominictarr/header-stream
09:09:46  <dominictarr>https://github.com/dominictarr/client-reloader/blob/master/index.js#L13-L17
09:10:51  <dominictarr>so, when you connect to the server, you just one write one line of json
09:10:58  <dominictarr>JSON.stringify(me) + '\n'
09:11:13  <dominictarr>and then the server knows who you are.
09:16:18  <timoxley>dominictarr yep, I figured there'd be something like that
09:16:48  <timoxley>I tried using Raynos's auth-stream
09:18:06  <timoxley>but had some issues reusing my stream. no idea what was going on.
09:18:25  <dominictarr>hmm
09:44:12  <jjjjohnn1y>dominictarr: https://soundcloud.com/the-pipes-of-unix/rachmaninov3-orchestra
09:45:22  <jjjjohnn1y>anybody https://soundcloud.com/the-pipes-of-unix/rachmaninov3-orchestra
09:46:09  <jjjjohnn1y>if you make it to 11:30 without a stirring of your soul powers, I will send you 10 american greenbacks
09:46:39  <dominictarr>jjjjohnn1y: will listen once I am through RAM
09:47:06  <jjjjohnn1y>*applies only to current stackvm memberlist
09:48:17  <jjjjohnn1y>compare to earlier version if u dare https://soundcloud.com/the-pipes-of-unix/rachmaninov3
09:48:30  <jjjjohnn1y>im supposed to be improving it
09:48:53  <jjjjohnn1y>oh its improved damnit
09:50:17  <jjjjohnn1y>when i add the analog drum it will have the audience farting arpeggios
09:53:57  <jjjjohnn1y>at 10 minutes i should be chasing the drum around the stage
09:55:47  <jjjjohnn1y>so i need a lady hiding inside
09:55:58  <jjjjohnn1y>the bass of course
09:57:04  <jjjjohnn1y>the base of course, i cant have her dampen my style
10:03:09  <jjjjohnn1y>dominictarr: i started in on that, didn't finish yet
10:03:53  <jjjjohnn1y>i knew I missing something cleaning and mopping all day
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10:08:22  <jjjjohnn1y>that something was french disco
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12:12:04  <dools>jjjjohnn1y: parle vous paris? http://ly1.fr/_3P6DK
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14:06:20  <juliangruber>mbalho: i think binary should always be the default for a stream. if you release this as a new major version I don't think there's a problem
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14:50:37  <juliangruber>why the fuck is this trending on github: https://github.com/limingth/tmp
14:51:04  <juliangruber>oh, it's a page
14:51:21  <juliangruber>so page views count for the algorithms
15:02:52  <jesusabdullah>lolwut
15:03:32  <juliangruber>it has only 1 star but is trending
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15:36:49  <mikeal>rvagg: is there an obvious place to hook in to levelup to encode/decode keys?
15:37:06  <mikeal>or should i just write a wrapper around the levelup api that does the encoding/decoding?
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15:44:56  <dominictarr>mikeal: yeah, there is currently no pluggable option, but we have discussed that before
15:45:10  <dominictarr>you should open an issue on it
15:48:21  <mikeal>i should maybe just write it :)
15:48:59  <dominictarr>mikeal: +1
16:28:02  <jjjjohnn1y>dools: not usually but when I do #swag
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17:03:14  <chapel>mikeal: not saying you should use this, but here you go https://github.com/nharbour/byteup
17:03:39  <chapel>it adds bytewise encoding as an option
17:04:20  <chapel>so instead of keyEncoding being binary or whatever, you just use bytewise
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17:19:47  <mikeal>chapel: nice! i was going to write this today :)
17:21:22  <mikeal>chapel: this doesn't seem to set the underlying leveldb key option to use a buffer
17:35:14  <chapel>mikeal: well I haven't used it, so I am not sure if it works right
17:35:26  <chapel>but as far as I know, leveldown takes whatever you give it
17:37:13  <chapel>mikeal: as long as the toSlice encoding is returning a buffer, it should be fine (which bytewise does generate)
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18:07:45  <niftylettuce>SEO $10 & 10 minute hacks >> http://kickstarterrewards.com/
18:08:58  <jjjjohnn1y>niftylettuce: 400
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18:59:47  <substack>Nexxy: I'm chilling with some folks at beulahland
19:01:25  <jesusabdullah>hey substack
19:01:59  <jesusabdullah>substack: I just went to an Anchorage school district curriculum meeting as an "industry representative" for IT-related stuff
19:02:29  <jesusabdullah>substack: a good chunk of the discussion devolved into debating the value of certs >_<
19:02:51  <jesusabdullah>substack: I tried to convince them to add "release open source software" to the CS curriculum track
19:05:34  <jesusabdullah>hoping they do and that it adds a noticeable bump to racket projects on github
19:06:50  <substack>haha certs
19:08:48  <jesusabdullah>well like, I'll accept certs for basic desktop support (A+) cause, like, whatever
19:09:15  <jesusabdullah>but I can't even think of any worthwhile programming certs, even a BS is next to useless in terms of figuring out who can actually write software
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19:17:22  <jesusabdullah>ugh time to brave the elements
19:17:41  <substack>make a class called "github"
19:17:45  <substack>you just read and write code
19:47:57  <jesusabdullah>lol yup
19:48:20  <jesusabdullah>interestingly enough, the two intro semesters use racket
19:49:33  <jesusabdullah>later two use java due to AP exams
19:49:57  <Raynos>Timoxley: auth stream is crazy. I wouldn't use it.
20:00:03  <substack>Nexxy: I'll be at backspace later
20:28:14  <jjjjohnn1y>dools: not usually but when I do #swag
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20:51:48  <dominictarr>gozala: Raynos where is the reducer that forks?
20:52:42  <Raynos>Forks?
20:53:56  <Raynos>What do you mean with forking?
20:59:04  <dominictarr>I want to split a main channel of many events into separate streams
20:59:15  <dominictarr>I think I recall you using something like that
21:00:08  <dominictarr>oh, hang on, just remembered that I already implemented a pull stream that does this!
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