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12:03:11  <grncdr>substack: even if the rest of my PR doesn't get merged, this commit is important https://github.com/grncdr/bashful/commit/f62315e20759faa3ea02d453f95ec519095d47a2
12:03:49  <grncdr>as it stands, you can't use `bash.eval(cmd)` and exit with the right code
12:04:02  <grncdr>other than that I haven't had a lot of chance to look at the other changes
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20:05:29  <defunctzombie>tim_smart: where is that require detection code your wrote? I wanna see how it stacks up to: https://github.com/substack/node-detective/blob/master/index.js
20:05:34  <defunctzombie>could be cool if it is faster
20:06:22  <defunctzombie>substack: we might be able to get some wins from browserify if we pass along the AST throughout the process more versus having modules re-create the AST
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21:00:59  <tim_smart>defunctzombie: I don't remember writing any require detection code :/
21:01:26  <defunctzombie>tim_smart: yea, sorry that was my mis remembering
21:01:44  <defunctzombie>I meant to ping creationix on that :)
21:01:45  <tim_smart>I remember thinking about it
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21:05:42  <jesusabdullah>Is there such thing as a streaming JSON parser/serializer? Like, so I can do data transforms on a JSON blob going over the wire without buffering it?
21:05:48  <jesusabdullah>substack: you'd know probably
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21:08:07  <pkrumins>jesusabdullah: JSONstream?
21:13:54  <jesusabdullah>hmm, maybe
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21:35:28  <AvianFlu>JUST CALL ME JONATHAN .SWF
21:35:29  <LOUDBOT>NO WARRANTY EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED THAT THE SOFTWARE SUPPORTS REASONABLE USE CASES
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22:42:13  <DTrejo>the airpair.com HN article seems to be doing well :)
22:42:28  <DTrejo>btw i just joined as 1st non-founding engineer
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22:49:37  <AvianFlu>DTrejo: congrats!
22:49:52  <AvianFlu>THE HACKER NEWS PEONS SHALL BOW BEFORE YOU
22:49:52  <LOUDBOT>GOD I FUCKING LOVE BEING ON IGNORE
22:55:31  <DTrejo>:)
22:55:56  <DTrejo>AvianFlu: yesh, we're doing pretty well on the front page
22:56:06  <DTrejo>and thanks
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